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I'm sick.
I don't know what it is but I'm hoping it's just the flu.

What are some NEET remedies for those without health insurance or a way to buy meds?

>> No.10658510

Lots of fluids, nutritious meals, rest

>> No.10658514

The free market will fix it.

>> No.10658519

Drink water, sleep with lots of blankets to sweat it out, drink more water, drink some OJ, sleep some more.

>> No.10658524

Blood letting

>> No.10658525

>>10658506
Kill yourself.

>> No.10658533

obama will heal you

>> No.10658536
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10658536

Cuddle up with another sick person and let your maladies mingle until they form a super sickness and you both die in agony and go to NEET hell and have /jp/ blood orgies.

>> No.10658537

OP, where do you live? This is important.

>> No.10658559

>>10658514
>>10658533
I'm going to die, aren't I?

>> No.10658561

>>10658506
Living in a country without free health insurance must be suffering for neets.

But yeah, just drink a lot and keep your head cool, don't want them brain cells to die now.

>> No.10658565

>>10658559

It's a cold. I'm terribly sorry.
You might make a full recovery if you're lucky, but don't expect it.

>> No.10658595
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10658595

>>10658559
sorry bruh, in the end it's all your fault

>> No.10658851

Honest question for the NEETS out there. Why do you continue to live in a country that won't look after you in the slightest such as the US?

Why not move to Canada?

>> No.10658854

>>10658851
can't afford to move

>> No.10658858

>>10658851
Because upping and leaving to another country isn't always the wisest move for a NEET who has no connections.

>> No.10658876

>>10658858
It's not even legal for a NEET with no connections.

>> No.10658918

>>10658506
Cute picture.

>> No.10658922

>>10658858
If you are brown, you could try seeking refuge from Sweden.

>> No.10658931

>>10658922
Please don't.

>> No.10658984

Alright, mix vodka with cosmoline and drink it down. Then fire either fire your Mosin Nagant a few times or pray to Sergei Mosin. Your flu will get its shit slapped and leave you.

>> No.10658996

>>10658984

>fire your Mosin Nagant

Why would you tell someone to shoot an inferior rifle when they could use a K98?

>> No.10659048

>>10658996
Because the Mosin Nagant is a classic. Besides the mule kick of a recoil would help shake OP's flu out.

>> No.10659076

>>10659048

>mule kick of a recoil

I can't argue with that. Mosins are not so much rifles as personal cannons. Last time I shot mine, my shoulder felt like ground beef.

>> No.10660306

Ask /r9k/

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10660324

Reminder that you wouldn't have these problems if your country saw colds and the flu as real problems instead of something that can safely be ignored.

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