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10655108 No.10655108[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

just a reminder from /a/

>tfw
>you will never own a loli doll

>> No.10655127

Any other ideas, /jp/?

>> No.10655135

>>10655127
move to Japan

>> No.10655145
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>>10655108

>> No.10655154

where can i buy a /a/ t-shirt?

please respond

>> No.10655158

Since you are all degenerates who would actually be interested in something like this, a Newfie got himself put in the slammer for importing one of these just this last week.

So yeah, you're probably shit out of luck.

>> No.10655163

>>10655158
>a Newfie got himself put in the slammer for importing one of these just this last week.
lel

>> No.10655164

>>10655154
At the official 4chan e-store linked on moot's blog

>> No.10655172

This is very sad. Surely no one is actually doing this.

>> No.10655176

Jesus christ, this "guide" reeks of shit. I am not stealing this image. Even thieves have standards.

>> No.10655177
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10655177

Hey! That is how I bought my lolicon manga! I just bluffed my way through airport customs. I think its one of best things I have ever done. Buying pedophilic pornography in person at k-books. I feel it is the thing that made me stop caring about anything resulting in me losing any form of self-consciousness.

>> No.10655181

>>10655177
fuggin weeb keyboard

>> No.10655184

http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A

Please don't post sculptures that could be illegal. Delete that image right now.

>> No.10655186

>the guy from Kuso Miso is the cellmate
my fucking sides.

>> No.10655189

>>10655177
epic keyboard

>> No.10655193

>>10655177
where did you get the keyboard? And is it a mechanical?

>> No.10655196

>buy lethal firearms
>it's fine
>buy a doll
>sick scum, lifetime in prison
'murrica

>> No.10655203

>>10655186
>>10655196
Please make sure to quality check your posts in order to make sure you are not misuse chan features like the quoting feature, like you did in this post. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.

>> No.10655198

>>10655177
Comic LO always has such nice covers.

I wish I was a pedophile ;_;

>> No.10655209

>>10655145

>>>/v/

>>10655186
>>10655196

Who are you quoting?

>> No.10655218

>>10655211
OP is just visiting, so he gets a pass. No matter how much of a faggot he is while he's here, he'll be gone tomorrow.

>> No.10655211

>>10655203
What about OP?

>> No.10655214

>>10655203
you mad mericlap?

>> No.10655215

>>10655203
Wow.
Imagine being this much of a dweeb.

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>>10655203
get rekt nerd, I do what I want
>mfw you're autistic tears

>> No.10655219

>>10655211
OP is using the crossboard feature. It is advised to not use the crossboard feature.

>> No.10655220

>>10655203
please make sure to suck my penis.

>> No.10655224

>>10655189
Thank you.

>>10655193
Yes, it is a OwlTech machanical keyboard (cherry blues)

I bought it in some department store near the station when I lived in Kyoto. Its really great for people who want to learn Japanese I think.

>> No.10655227

>>10655108

Some people can afford to use channels that bypass customs all-together... Smuggling might not be strictly legal, but oh well. Many things aren't strictly legal, and yet they somehow find their way into your countries by the truckload.

>> No.10655232
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>>10655108
>tfw not living in murka
>tfw customs only care about drugs

>> No.10655231

>from /a/
The core /a/ userbase doesn't get into shit-scribbles. Because we know we can draw better than that.

Keep responding to flamebait if you like, but this thread is just in the way here on /jp/. It's meritless.

>> No.10655248

>>10655232
>>customs only care about drugs

Why is it super strict for planes but not boats?

My brother came back from Amsterdam on a boat and he just put a big bag of weed in like a canvas bag and nobody cared.
Are they supposed to search everyone's stuff? I mean, if he can do this with weed, what's stopping him from carrying cocaine or heroin? Does it show up on X-rays or do they have port dogs or something?

>> No.10655251

>>10655184
Psychologists have been using anatomically correct dolls in therapy for years. You could put it under scientific value. It isn't really obscene either.

>> No.10655254

That American feeling of smuggling cartoons into your country

>> No.10655265

>>10655248
>Why is it super strict for planes but not boats?
9/11

Planes suck, anyway. If you have to go across the ocean, take a boat. If don't, take a train.

>> No.10655272

so many yuropoor tears itt

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtQLp9bR9-k

europe should be rename jelly-o land

>> No.10655273

>>10655265
I thought hopping on a ship would be a lot cheaper than taking a plane but everywhere I've seen, it's actually just as expensive or even more sometimes.

>> No.10655277

>>10655198
The guy who does the Comic LO covers, takamichi, also made a non-pornographic artbook that you can buy in most normal bookstores across japan.

>> No.10655286

>>10655254

Better to take your piles of Wall st. money and move to a developing nation where you can live like a king and get all the sex you want. No importing doll necessary.

>> No.10655287

>>10655232
Spain is a weird case. The age of consent is 13 and no one actually believes in religion, but everyone is horribly brainwashed against pedophilia. In that sense, it feels like America.

>> No.10655295

>>10655277
What are you trying to say? Non-pornographic = non pedophile?

Fuck you.

>> No.10655296

>>10655277
That sounds lovely. I'll do some searching. Thanks for the heads-up!

>> No.10655307

>>10655272
truly a wondrous place
fuck you learn to paste links correctly so my script can embed them

>> No.10655308

>>10655273
It's more expensive, but if you think about it, you have just as much space as if you bought first class tickets on a plane. Also, it's direct with no layovers, getting a flight with no layovers would be rather expensive.

>> No.10655317

>>10655295
Non-pornographic = non-obscene = legal

>> No.10655315
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>>10655277
Takamichi love works? I have it.

>> No.10655316

>>10655308
Do you mean for short hops or long hauls?

>> No.10655324

>>10655287
I have never heard of religion being against pedophilia.

>> No.10655325

>>10655316
For short trips, ferries are rather cheap.

>> No.10655327

>>10655295
non pornographic is non sexual intercourse you fucking retard.

>> No.10655329

>>10655277

Are you talking about Takamichi Love Works?

I actually bought that, and the limited edition hardcover of Oyari Ashito Chronicle from the west coast of 'murrica. Both have a few instances of basic frontal nudity, but of course it's all artistically done.

>> No.10655338

>>10655324
Recently, the Vatican declared pedophilia to be a mortal sin invoking papal infallibility.

>> No.10655333

>>10655108
Why would I waste a money on doll when I can just jump to Ukraine and get a real loli to serve me tea?

>> No.10655334

>>10655324
Pretty sure most of the major religions besides Islam have been retconned to be anti-pedo.

>> No.10655335

>>10655108
I want the shirt at the end.

>> No.10655342

>>10655315
I was thinking about getting Japanese Preteen Suite does it have anything that wasn't in the sad panda scan?

>> No.10655343

>>10655325
I do enjoy a boat ride.

If I could take a ferry from here to Tokyo I would do it, but it's just a tad far.

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>>10655203

Okay, I cracked up at that one. 10/10 would laugh again.

>> No.10655355

>>10655108

I don't understand his shirt, what's the joke?

>> No.10655359

>>10655338
mfw I am a repressed sexual minority
I should Rosa Parks my way into an elementary school.

>> No.10655362

>>10655355
The third derivative of position x, with respect to time t, is known as the jerk. (Position, velocity, acceleration, jerk, jounce.)

>> No.10655360

>>10655338
The new pope is the Anti-Christ.

>> No.10655363

>>10655315

If that's your picture, you have my respect and admiration, good sir.

>> No.10655365

>>10655360
No, not the new pope (Francis), it was Benedict XVI.

>> No.10655367

Did the vancouver guy get arrested? I really hope not.

>> No.10655369

>>10655360

No, more like a big bag of evolved meat just like everyone else. His direct line to God is a sham, and so is his whole damn organization.

>> No.10655371

>>10655363
yeah totally. I have to hid my loli manga because my parents still enter my room sometimes.

>> No.10655372
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>>10655329
I don't get why artistic merit matters so much.

Lost Girls is a comic book written by Alan Moore. It's about Alice, Dorothy, and Wendy, and they reminisce about the lewd things they did during their childhood adventures. There's sexually explicit nudity and Alan Moore happily describes it as pornography, yet besides a few library bans and upset parents it was never a big deal. Even here in the UK, bookshops across the country still stock it. The Government's position was pretty much "it's lewd but whatever it's already in W H Smith so we don't care."

>> No.10655373

>>10655369
This post is so edgy it cut my eyes when I read it.

>> No.10655379

>>10655372
It has a woman's name on the cover so it's legit.

>> No.10655380
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>>10655369
edgy

>> No.10655382

>>10655360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI

>> No.10655388

>>10655372
If something has artistic merit, it's not considered obscene. If the government restricts speech that's not obscene, that's censorship. People hate censorship, so they would rally to get the law overturned.

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>>10655379
But it also has this guy's name, so you'd think it would balance out the creep factor.

>> No.10655394

>>10655373

Not edgy at all. If that were the case, you'd have to call most of the scientific community edgy as well, and I doubt that's the image they're trying to cultivate.

By the way, calling someone edgy is a rather teenage response. Do you like people thinking you haven't grown up?

>> No.10655395

>>10655380
False propaganda. Get fucked Christ fag. Burn in hell with your Satan.

>> No.10655405

Wait, you really can be jailed for having your address on a package with a loli doll?
Like, there's a real law against dolls in murrka, and if I have a couple thousand dollars I can throw anyone I don't like in the jail by ordering one of these using their address?
Pretty cool.

>> No.10655406

>>10655394
Most of the scientific community doesn't post on anonymous imageboards about how the pope is just a big fraud.

Calling people edgy is a good response to edgy behavior.

>> No.10655408

>>10655394
The scientific community does pride itself on being on the cutting edge.

>> No.10655412

>>10655405
Only if they can trace it back to you. The Newfoundland guy I mentioned earlier had it in his home.

>> No.10655413

>>10655405
You would be the one arrested for sending a guy an obscene doll.

>> No.10655417

>>10655412
Are you talking about the Vancouver guy? Did he really get arrested?

>> No.10655429

>/A/

Too obvious.

>> No.10655431

>>10655388
But "artistic merit" is subjective. If the government forcefully restricts anything fictional it's censorship.

>> No.10655432

>>10655417
The last time I checked, Vancouver was not in Newfoundland.

You can probably find the story if you search for it in the news, it was very recent.

>> No.10655435

>>10655412
Did he have CP in his possession?

What did they arrest him for? Thought crimes?

Canada is so shitty.

>> No.10655436
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>>10655388
I don't get why it's considered to have artistic merit, though. I read it a few years ago. It's a clever comic and it's heavily stylized, but it's nothing more artistic than your typical doujinshi. Just because it's a pastiche/parody of old children's books, it's somehow not as obscene as a pastiche/parody of some anime?

Basically we should base all our porn on public domain works from 100+ years ago, then they'll never catch us.

>> No.10655441

>>10655435
He had the loli sex doll in his house. Apparently there is a law against such things. I guess maybe it counts as CP.

>> No.10655442

>>10655405
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1461

Eighth paragraph. Basically you have to be the one taking an active role.

>> No.10655446

>>10655441
It probably counts as a "sculpture".

>> No.10655448

>>10655406
>Most of the scientific community doesn't post on anonymous imageboards

Most, sure. 4chan sees its share of scientists though, and they're people too. Being in the sciences doesn't preclude one from stating personal opinion in public.

>>10655408

Well played.

>> No.10655455

>>10655432
Thank you. I should have done that in the first place. It really sickens me how people get their lives ruined over such a simple thing. It's entirely for the best if these people spend three years hoarding money while self-learning japanese then move to japan and do what they like while having a crappy part-time english teacher job on the side.

>> No.10655456

>>10655442
And if I stole his credit card, ordered a doll and then put the card back?

>> No.10655457

>>10655448
I would be surprised if 4chan had more than ten actual scientists posting. And most of them are probably not participating in the religion shitfests that plague /sci/ and everywhere else.

>> No.10655462

>>10655446
>"sculpture"
I have obscene figs in my room. When are the police coming?

Retarded as hell.

>> No.10655463

>>10655456
Sure then he'd probably get arrested. You'd also get arrested for credit card theft, but you'd get less arrested because stealing is a lesser crime than being a pedophile.

>> No.10655464

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh7vO4Qj_Po

>> No.10655465

>>10655442

Oh shit... Better not mail any movies that contain graphic depictions of murder.

>> No.10655469

>>10655441
And here I thought that only porn involving actual children counts as CP. Sucks to be a pedo, I guess.

>> No.10655472

>>10655462
Phone them and see what happens.

I wish this was one of those things someone would do. Whistleblowers and shit break the law. Isn't there someone suitably crazy enough to report themselves for owning a loli fig and then heavily publicize it?

Of course, I doubt most police officers would care. They'd probably just laugh at you and give you a warning to stay away from schools.

>> No.10655474

>>10655469
It depends on what country you live in.

>> No.10655477

Can't you just buy her clothes and a head and say your a dollfag?

>> No.10655479

>>10655472
Or they might arrest you, and you would be reported across the media as the only pedophile in the world dumb enough to campaign for pedophile rights.

>> No.10655481

>>10655465
Every time you look at child porn, you are abusing a child.

Every time you watch a gangster movie, you are committing assault, murder, theft, and rape.

Please end your telekinetic misdeeds by not downloading PG or above videos!

>> No.10655488

>>10655479
There are pedophiles who campaign for pedo rights, but they do it in the most retarded ways possible. NAMBLA are a good example of doing everything wrong.

>> No.10655495

>>10655481

Noted. Thank you for helping me and those around me safe and secure.

>> No.10655496

>>10655477
>"sir what's with this doll?"
>"it's for my niece"
>"you DO know it's anatomically correct and forbidden in this country right?"

>> No.10655502

>>10655488
I thought they were a joke group for the longest time.

Anyway, people who are just into fictional children and not actual sex with real children have a chance in hell of winning. Those people are just done.

>> No.10655515

>>10655177
I think it should be easy to smuggle manga. Nobody's ever opened my carry-on bag in customs.

>> No.10655520

>>10655496
>Implying costums checks for that sort of thing

>> No.10655528

http://www.youtube.com/user/TaroKuidaore

>> No.10655529
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10655529

I remember a strange advert for a doll called "Baby Wee-Wee" and the doll's gimmick was that it has a penis and it can piss water. The advert was shown during CITV cartoons after school, and it clearly showed the penis urinating (accompanied with some girls background singing " ♫ Baby Wee-Wee! Baby Wee-Wee! ♫ ")

Is this CP?

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>>10655515
Every time I read a story about how somebody's computer was searched at customs I confuse myself. Millions of people take computers through customs every day, but this one unlucky fag gets pinned down by airport security, searched, they find THIS fucking image (of all things, he wasn't even one of those people running around with lolicon manga and VNs featuring underaged girls) and he gets endless shit for like, four years.

(Also the real picture is bigger, it's somewhere on my computer but I can't be bothered to get it.)

>> No.10655535

Anon : "Once I got my doll I probably won't be leaving my house, thus you can rest assured that I won't touch any of the real little girls out there."
Western society : "NO FUN ALLOWED !"

I don't get that overrated hate towards dollfags.

>> No.10655536

>>10655520
Yeah man because when they X-ray your bag and see the shape of a small child stuffed in there, they're totally cool with it.

>> No.10655538

>>10655529
woman cant be pedophiles.
this is targeted at woman.

>> No.10655539

>>10655529
My sister had one of these when she was younger. Shit was creepy as fuck.

>> No.10655540

>>10655539
Just found the advert:
http://youtu.be/KZW_k05mntE
Okay this is actually pretty creepy.

>>10655538
But men need to learn how to clean up children's piss too!

>> No.10655545

>>10655529
It's not as weird because nobody is trying to have sex with one.

>> No.10655546

>>10655532
really? thats what he got fucked over for?
I dont believe you, you are going to have to post some type of evidence.

>> No.10655553

>>10655315
Are you the Greek anon?

>> No.10655549
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>>10655532

>> No.10655560

>>10655545
I'd totally suck that dinky little todger and drink water out of it, just to know I did.

>> No.10655556

>>10655545
>nobody is trying to have sex with one
How do you know.
People have sex with weirder things all the time.

>> No.10655557

>>10655515
depends on the manga. what would be your cover story when they see something like Japanese Preteen Suite or Nekogen stuff?

>> No.10655562

Why not just buy the head and the clothes and dress it up to make it look like a normal doll?

>> No.10655566

>>10655557
They would never see it because they're not going to open the bag.

>> No.10655571

>>10655562
This. If customs strip it to check for penis or vagoo, then THEY'RE the ones going to jail, the sickos.

>> No.10655572

>>10655562
Just asked that question.
Nobody knows

>> No.10655575

>>10655549

Looks like an instructional image for sexual positions using the cute imagery Japan uses on damn near everything. The characters depicted are simplified adults. Nothing special or particularly offensive there.

>> No.10655577

Is it okay if I buy one with tits?

>> No.10655579

"No officer, this is just an ordinary doll. I'm simply a normal 25-year-old male who collects lifesize dolls of little girls, just like everyone else."

>> No.10655581

>>10655546
Ryan Matheson, shit on by Canada because Canada is retarded.

>>10655549
Yeah, that's the one. Don't open this picture if you're Canadian, though. They'll put you in jail and take away your internet.

>> No.10655583
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10655583

>mfw I already have one and live in the US

>> No.10655585

>>10655572
It goes against the basic instincts of the typical /jp/ user to put clothing on children.

>> No.10655587

>>10655583
Reporting you to https://tips.fbi.gov/ for being a greentexting smartass.

God bless you moot for choosing American servers.

>> No.10655592

>>10655583
Only two users here have one of those dolls, and you're neither of them.

>> No.10655589

>>10655583
pics or it didn't happen

>> No.10655594
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>>10655585
Fuck you I love dressing up little girls in my games. If I had a little girl of my own she'd only be naked maybe half of the time.

>> No.10655599

>>10655579

What about a clean cut 36 year old man wearing expensive clothes and a Rolex? I swear they profile like a bitch.

When I fly, I usually dress way up and go first class. I've been waved right through security before, with very minimal screening.

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10655605

>>10655583
I have this model.

>> No.10655601

>>10655599
I sure hope you're smuggling criminal goods, or else that's just a waste of money.

>> No.10655608

>>10655599
When I fly I wear flip-flops, jean shorts and my favorite Ro-kyu-bu t-shirt. Also dark sunglasses so I don't have to make eye contact with anybody.

>> No.10655609

>>10655599
You could lie and say it's for your daughter, because you're a respectable family man who went to Japan on business.

Alternatively, tell them it's for yourself because you collect dolls, but otherwise act normal. You would have my respect for that.

>> No.10655626

Whenever I go through customs, they always take off my fedora and look inside it, as if I'm going to hide a bomb in there.

I'm just glad they don't look under my kimono. I wear it traditionally.

>> No.10655627

>>10655579
Age and gender shouldn't have anything to do with this, buying a damn sex doll shouldn't be a criminal offence.

>> No.10655624
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10655624

What does his t-shirt means?
d^3x/dt^3 is zero, providing that you differentiate the identity x ↦ x. Is that the joke?

>> No.10655629

>>10655362
>>10655624

>> No.10655633

>>10655624
Jerk. Third derivative of distance with respect to time is jerk (after velocity then acceleration).

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10655645

One day it's going to be illegal for me to buy cartoons, toys and candy, because I might groom children with them. I just know it.

>> No.10655669

>>10655645
The fact that you even bothered to think of something like that means you probably would.

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>>10655629
Oh, OK.
These physicist are so silly.

>> No.10655676

>>10655608
>favorite Ro-kyu-bu t-shirt

Primary school girls are great!

>>10655601

Regardless of the reason, I just don't like to be unnecessarily bothered by the gestapo. Plus I dislike standing in line with other people, so it's nice to use the empty MVP/First Class line to completely bypass the throngs of poor fucks in line.

>> No.10655677

What the fuck is this thread still doing here?

>> No.10655679

God I want to fuck one of those so badly.

>> No.10655681

>>10655677

Why the fuck are you still breathing?

>> No.10655683

>>10655626
K- Ken-sama?

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>>10655676
Shit I have that shirt.

>> No.10655685

>>10655683

He's dead man... Get over it.

>> No.10655686

>>10655549
*taking notes* VERY educational...!

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>>10655553
yeah

>> No.10655701

>>10655670
> The fourth, fifth and sixth derivatives of position as a function of time are "sometimes somewhat facetiously"[2][3] referred to as "Snap", "Crackle", and "Pop".
Giving particles and mathematical constructs silly names is pretty much the only pleasure physicists find in their otherwise joyless lives.

>> No.10655712

>>10655701
>pretty much the only pleasure physicists find in their otherwise joyless lives.

Asshole.

>> No.10655718

>>10655712
You're not a real physicist.

Otherwise you would be proud of it.

>> No.10655719

>>10655701
"I know! I'll assign z to be 42! MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE."

>> No.10655724

>>10655684

It would take some seriously big balls to go through airport security, or really anywhere in public wearing that. I'd do it if there was money involved proportional to the risk, but otherwise hell no.

>> No.10655726

>>10655539
I bet she sucked on it. I just know.

>> No.10655735

So I don'0t get it, you can fuck it right? Or it's just an oversized doll?

>> No.10655740

>>10655738
They might randomly draw you aside and search your computer.

>> No.10655738

>>10655724
What's the big deal? Aside from a few disgusted looks, they can't actually do anything to you.

>> No.10655742
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10655742

>>10655724
Don't many countries use "elementary school" instead of "primary school"? Just explain it means school girls (a common fetish) who are in their prime (age 25-40).

>> No.10655743

>>10655718

Why would anyone be proud to have a joyless life outside of their career? You're an idiot.

Besides, poking fun at the linguistic perspicacity of most physicists isn't funny.

>> No.10655745

>>10655742
Nobody finds that attractive, not even normalfags.

>> No.10655750

>>10655743
>Why would anyone be proud to have a joyless life outside of their career?
It's actually a joke. I guess you wouldn't understand humor, though, since you're a physicist.

>Besides, poking fun at the linguistic perspicacity of most physicists isn't funny.
That's not what was being poked fun at.

>> No.10655751

>>10655742

You know, at first I figured no one would be stupid enough to buy that excuse, but on second though, you're probably right. People are fucking dumb.

>> No.10655752

>>10655742
Prime age is 5-11 dude.

>> No.10655758

/a/ redirected me here. They said you could help.

>>>/a/82224548
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>> No.10655765

>>10655752

Dear god, that bottom end is too extreme. It's not too late to change your ways!

>> No.10655768

>>10655758
This isn't the right thread for it, but it's a shit thread anyway, so ask away.

You should tell us whether or not you can speak Japanese, and what genre you're looking for.

>> No.10655770

>>10655758
Why is that thread even on /a/? It's not anime or manga.

Also check VNDB. You can search by tags and translations.

>> No.10655779

>>10655745
because she's wearing glasses.

>> No.10655782

>>10655768
難しい漢字はダメですけど、まあまあ分かります
真剣恋見たいなゲーム探している

>> No.10655801

>>10655691
Source that image please

>> No.10655813

>>10655801
http://shop.melonbooks.co.jp/shop/detail/212001059015

>> No.10655817

Why did they delete my thread? >_>

>> No.10655821

>>10655782
You might like White Album 2.

You might also want to ask in the VN general >>10651702 with a detailed post of what you're looking for more recommendations.

>> No.10655825

>>10655765
Kind of agree, I prefer the 7/8 to 12/13 myself. But I don't think its right for us to judge others. The normies and police state would want us too. Divide and conquer and all that jazz.

>> No.10655831

>>10655813
Thank you.

>> No.10655867

>>10655372
Are they drawn like lolis or like midgets? Are they actually children?

>> No.10655877

>>10655867
just downloaded it. its a horrible art style and they are drawn as 30 something year olds. American housewife hairstyle 30 something year olds.

>> No.10655945

>>10655752
>5
Kiddy fat.

>11
Not in America.

>> No.10655958

How does a 9 years old girl's ass feel like?

>> No.10655965

>>10655813
Seems like it hasn't even been scanned yet.

>> No.10655973

>>10655965
really? not even on sadpanda?

aww, I was going to look for it after I finish my homework...

>> No.10655983

>>10655277
er, wouldnt LO itself be purchasable at normal bookstores across japan?

>> No.10655984
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10655984

>>10655958
Heaven.

>> No.10655994

>>10655724
Primary school includes kindergarten and preK in addition to elementary school.

>> No.10656003

>>10655983
nah not really. you have to go to manga stores like mandarake or k-books that has an adult section. most major cities have them.

>> No.10656063

>>10655496
>anatomically correct

When you say it that way it just sounds so much more ridiculous than it already did.

>"Arrest this man, before he find out about vaginas"

>> No.10656078

>>10655691
>gomennasai's new book

Holy fuck I'm jealous.

>> No.10656094
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10656094

wow you guys are retards, taking OP seriously and posting a bunch of nsfw on a blue board

takes brains

>> No.10656119

>>10656094
OP became irrelevant 10 posts after it was made :(

>> No.10656112
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10656112

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2013/03/15/newfoundland_man_charged_after_police_seize_child_sex_doll_from_japan.html

Maybe if you let them have their dolls they wouldn't have to resort to the real thing, Canada.

>> No.10656126

>>10656112
>Did climate change plant the seeds of war in Egypt and beyond?

I am beyond myself with laughter here.

>> No.10656139

>>10656126
Oi, it could be a historical article.

>> No.10656163

>>10656112
http://www.afp.com/en/news/topstories/virtual-child-pornography-call-stirs-dutch-debate/

>"The proposal isn't really pertinent and for some people it will certainly increase the likelihood of going through with it (sexual abuse)," warned psychotherapist Jules Mulder of the De Waag clinic.

>Mulder, who specialises in treating paedophiles, noted that it would be very difficult to cover all "tastes".

>"Some want photos of naked children, others want children having sex while someone else wants an eight-year-old boy with dark hair and a certain look in his eyes," he said.

>"It's not possible to satisfy these different desires with a bit of virtual child pornography."

You heard the man. 2D-only paedophiles don't exist, and they will definitely abuse children.

>> No.10656199

>>10656163
>this will help some people but not everyone
>so we'll make the entire thing illegal

>> No.10656209

>>10656199
If it saves just one child...

>> No.10656214

wow you've got a lot of this inane material saved up, huh

why spend time saving up shit to post?

>> No.10656236

>>10656209
But it does exactly the opposite of saving anyone. These absurd laws (who's the victim of the "crime"?) just get more kids raped because the pedos have no loli to fap to.

>> No.10656271

>>10656236
No, no. We give them a few loli doujinshi, they'll gradually want more and more until there's an epidemic of child molestation cases.

We've probably saved billions of children from abuse by making lolicon comics illegal. If maybe two or three sick bastards were so frustrated they took it out on innocent children, then unfortunately that's just the lesser of two evils.

>> No.10656279

>>10656271
>>10656236
both of you are just assuming the outcome without anything to back it up.

Assuming no evidence in either case, the best course of action would be to just legalize it. Otherwise, you're just making something illegal based on blind assumptions.

>> No.10656289

>>10656279
A convicted child molester once said that eventually the porn stops being enough, and you want to go out there and act on your urges.

See? Even THEY admit it!

>> No.10656294

Oh, stop jacking each other off already. It'd disgusting.

Both effects exist. Deal with it.

>> No.10656296

>>10656289
A convicted murderer once said that movies, books, and video games weren't enough

>> No.10656322

>>10656296
Then maybe we should ban those too.

Why do you want people to die, Anon?

>> No.10656370

>>10656322
>Why do you want people to die, Anon?

Because they groped my man spot!

>> No.10656393

>>10656289
Just because 1 in 500 will turn out like that doesn't mean a shit.
For most, it is much needed release.

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>> No.10656433
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10656433

I've often wondered, what kinds of rates does Japan have for things like child pornography compared to other developed nations that actively regulate loli? Although any figures probably wouldn't be much use as solid evidence due to the wildly different cultures.

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10656475

>>10656433

>> No.10656481

>>10656433
Child abuse is currently on the rise in Japan.

>> No.10656490

>>10656481
I can only imagine why

>> No.10656499

>>10656481
unsourced

>> No.10656519
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10656519

>>10656499

>> No.10656519,1 [INTERNAL] 

could be worse

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