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Have you touched yourself yet today?

>> No.10653672

no

>> No.10653676

Haven't fapped in 2 days actually.

TWO DAYS

>> No.10653680

I was planning to in a few minutes since I'm going to bed.

I almost always do it before I fall asleep, because it helps me fall asleep.

>> No.10653691

Twice.

>> No.10653686

Today I held my pee in until I thought I was going to wet myself and sat in the bathtub waiting for the moment to happen. I peed so much! ♡

>> No.10653688

I haven't masturbated since Tuesday.

>> No.10653690 [DELETED] 

I'm touching myself now.

>> No.10653692

>>10653676
Holy SHIT

>> No.10653693

>>10653666

Nope... I fapped yesterday though, and it was completely lackluster. Few things interest me anymore.

>> No.10653700

Does urethra play actually feel good like in my Japanese porn comics?

>> No.10653713

Since I've woken up, yes, twice to climax in the same session.
Since the day has passed by the clock, nope. Did get a few boners, but I've ignored them for some reason.

>> No.10653751
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10653751

I wasn't going to, then I remembered I had this on my hard drive. What a perfect doujinshi.

>> No.10653755

>>10653700
I tried it once and I was horrified. Maybe I did it wrong.

>> No.10653753

It's past midnight, I can't touch myself anymore until night again.

>> No.10653756

>>10653751
>dickgirl
n-no thank you

>> No.10653762

No, I've been waiting for someone before I do it...

>> No.10653763

>>10653753
But how do you expect to sleep without touching yourself first?

>> No.10653769

>>10653763
I already touched myself yesterday.

>> No.10653779

>>10653769
But how can you sleep without that post-climax bliss? I need both that and a large amount of caffeine or it takes me over 2 hours of doing nothing.

>> No.10653782

>>10653779
Wait, you need caffeine in order to sleep? What the fuck am I reading?

>> No.10653785

I wish a /jp/sie would touch me...

>> No.10653789

>>10653785
No thank you, I don't want AIDS.

>> No.10653788

>>10653782
Of course. I think too much and cannot focus or relax without it, much like some people with nicotine.

>> No.10653791 [DELETED] 

>>10653785
Anal or oral?

>> No.10653796

Twice ^__^

>> No.10653797

>>10653788
You realise that caffeine is a stimulant, right? It's far from relaxing.

Actually, it actively blocks the production of melatonin, which is the thing your body produces to make you sleepy.

>> No.10653801

>>10653791
both

>> No.10653803

>>10653797
It's also addicting. And withdraw can have similar effects.
My entire family on my dad's side is the same way. Might be a genetic resistance or some stupid shit like that?
Either way, that post-climax bliss is necessary for a good night's sleep.

>> No.10653810

i can only do one session a day, sadly. but in each session, i have to ejaculate at least 3 times and orgasm at least 4. static images don't work for me anymore either.

>> No.10653813

>>10653803
If you're so addicted to caffeine that you can't sleep without it (as contradictory and nonsensical as that is), then perhaps you should cut down. I generally drink over a litre of coffee a day, and I don't experience any withdrawal if I suddenly go without caffeine for several days.

>> No.10653836

j-just to some porn while thinking about le next gf

>WHY YOU SO CAREFUL FOR MY LIFE 4CHAN, WHY ;__;

>> No.10653839
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10653839

Two times a day keeps the lust away.
Always feel tired after three.

>> No.10653848

I'm waiting till I'm ready for the second round, then I'll go to bed.

>> No.10653864

Is it weird that I have elaborate lewd fantasies, but I can never get off to them and must look to external, less refined sources for release?

The mind is classy, but the body is primitive.

>> No.10653868

>>10653864
>but I can never get off to them
Never has been a problem for me. In fact, I can't even get off to most things on my computer and such now. I HAVE to use my imagination.

It's the greatest thing.

>> No.10653872

>>10653864
YES, I think of all kinds of amazingly lewd things that I want to do, but when I try to masturbate to it, it doesn't work at all.

Instead I'm forced to use a doujinshi or an erp partner...

>> No.10653880

>>10653864
for me, because my fetishes are so hipster new content is so rare that I actually can't fap most of the time (you can only use old material so much).

i've even thought of taking up drawing but then i've drawn fap material before and found it impossible to fap to because it just doesn't work if you do it yourself.

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>>10653880
What are your fetishes?

>> No.10653892

>>10653864
Nah. Sometimes imagination seems too self imposed, while foreign things seem arousing. Might also be natural to seek something out for stimulation, for breeding purposes or some shit.

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>>10653887
it's okay, you've probably never heard of them anyway.

>> No.10653899

>>10653887
Ass twice

>> No.10653903

>>10653751

GIVE ME THE NAME
TRANSLATE IT, WEEABOO

COME ON

>> No.10653911

>>10653903
you called me weeaboo so nah.

can't have your cake and eat it too, mister faggypants.

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>>10653903
Artist is Radiohead, go find it.

>> No.10653916

please tell me jp. i have a fear of semen including my own. i always have to shower and run soap and water over me after masturbating or i dont ferl clean. if i dont i can still feel the residue and stickiness after wiping; it feels awful and makes masturbating a pain. and not to mention the smell.

how do regular people deal with this?

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>>10653895
You'd be really fucking surprised.

>> No.10653921

>>10653916
I just keep it my forskin until I find a tissue to wipe it in.

Try coming in a tissue or something.

>> No.10653923
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10653923

I am not supposed to orgasm until April, so not yet. Probably going to use CTI for the next week.

>>10653686
I love omorashi! Now I want to do it tonight, but it's kind of late. I guess I can still drink a lot in preparation for tomorrow.

>> No.10653927

>>10653916
It's just reproductive fluid, dude. Do you have the same trouble with anything else?

>> No.10653928

>>10653917
well okay seriously now diaper stuff that doesn't end in crazy sex and parasite stuff that doesn't end in gore.

the problem is that these two usually piggyback on other stuff. i've seen one doujin where the girl was dildoing herself with a piece of shit. that's like totally not what i like to see.

>> No.10653929

>>10653923
You seem like a nice person. Tell me more of you sexual exploits.

>> No.10653931

>>10653928
>diaper stuff that doesn't end in crazy sex

Yes please, i'm all about ageplay but how can I pretend to be a cute toddler girl if I get fucked in the end?

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>>10653928
How vanilla.

>> No.10653933

>>10653929
Sorry, request is too vauge, and that list is too long. And particular fetishes you want more information on?

>> No.10653937

>>10653933
Well, first, I should ask, why can't you orgasm until april? are you denying yourself for pleasure?

Tell me more about your peeing adventures.

>> No.10653938

>>10653921
no foreskin. doesnt fumbling around with a tissue kill the moment?

>>10653927
i know that. i cant rationalize fully to myself though. just the thought if using a tissue to wipe and laying in bed without washing terrifies me.

no other fluids or excrements bug me. pisd used to 10 years ago but im over that.

>> No.10653936

>>10653931
exactly!

i've even tried finding rp partners but that always seems really intimate to me for some reason because it requires my input and isn't just a picture on a screen.

>> No.10653941

>>10653932
i dread to think what you might be into if that's run of the mill stuff

>> No.10653942

>>10653931
Indeed. Sexual intercourse breaks the immersion and kills the point.
Though I'm more interested in mental age regression than ageplay itself. Storywise anyways, as actual regression is scary instead of arousing.

>> No.10653947

>>10653938
>doesnt fumbling around with a tissue kill the moment?

Not for me really. But I usually have a bunch of other stuff touching me too.

>>10653941
I was just expectng something with a little more flavor. It's sad. I feel like I've been exposed to almost every fetish I have any interest in exploring.

>> No.10653950

>>10653942
Ah, yes, regression is fun, but ageplay is all I can simulate in real life... When I do picture myself actually regressing in real life, it's pretty hot though.

>> No.10653953

>>10653938
Depends. But if it does kill the moment, then I'm generally not interested enough in the first place and the orgasm would have been weak anyways.

There are ways to orgasm without ejaculation. Many times per session without pausing, in fact. And I've used them to great success. But I'm not entirely sure if they're safe.

>> No.10653955

>>10653937
>why can't you orgasm until april
It's probably because of Lent.

>> No.10653956

>>10653937
Sex was brought up while I was conversing with a group on the internet. I mentioned I wouldn't be into a sexual relationship unless it was to try new things. Then I remembered I haven't done orgasm denial in quite a while, so I decided to do it.

Peeing is pretty straightforward. Due to a series of events, I got a 12 pack of diapers, so I tried out both omorashi and diapers. Killing two birds with one stone, opportunity knocking, and all that jazz. At first, it was pretty hard to get much out of it, although the diapers were much more comfortable than I thought they would be. It became much easier once I bought Diurex, and started drinking Tang from a 8 cup pitcher. I'm still not certain whether the instant relief or Maximum strength works better, so that still needs more experimentation.

Overall, I really like it, but diapers are too expensive for my tastes, and I'm too lazy to deal with cloth ones. Omorashi alone would be great, but it takes a good amount of time investment, and I get called to do errands so frequently that I'd have to plan ahead not to get into a situation where I'm about to pee myself and I need to drive for the next couple hours.

>> No.10653957

>>10653936
That's the problem, too, I don't really know what to do besides just sit there and be a baby...

>> No.10653958

>>10653953
Why would tissues not be safe? I mean they kinda feel dry and irritating but I just find that kinda stimulating.

>> No.10653962

>>10653956
Why does it feel like I know who you are!

>> No.10653963

>>10653956
Can you list a few of your fetishes, preferably your most bizarre ones, so I can think about what to ask about?

You're fascinating.

>> No.10653966

>>10653963
Get fascinated with this!
*whips out penor*

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10653967

Are you the stone that the builder refused?
Are you the NEET that makes ladies sing the blues?

What is left and what is right?

>> No.10653972

>>10653958
No, no. Tissues are fine and standard

Using muscles or techniques to orgasm without ejaculation might not be. I've not actually done proper research on it, only safe kegel exercises and a few successful attempts.
The idea is to tighten the muscle just before orgasm to trigger it prematurely without ejaculation. And it works extremely well for that. Generally ranging from weak, back to back orgasms to massive bursts. And the idea is arousing in itself.
But seriously, I'm not sure if it's safe or has risks.

>> No.10653978

>>10653972
Should be safe since it's just a natural release. The problem is when people actually start to ejaculate but hold the muscle in regardless, blocking it back up. I believe that causes infections and shit.
Either way, research is necessary.

>> No.10653982

>>10653967
>le feels when I memorized the multiplication tables faster than others
>I wish they weren't faking stupidity
>do kids do that?

>> No.10653984
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10653984

IMPURE THREAD

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>>10653962
>>10653962
You might if you've talked to me before.

>>10653963
It's easier to list the fetishes I haven't done.
-Sounding. I don't have the equipment, and it's dangerous
-Bondage. Same as above, mostly because I don't have a partner to do it with. Which is a shame, because I'd really like to try breathplay.
-Exhibitionism. As fun as that sounds, I do have a future to think of if I get caught. There are some people who could talk their way out of such a situation. I'm not one of them. And again, if I had a partner, I'd be way more inclined to. And it's not like I haven't done a few things in public, but not much I'd consider exhibitionism.

I think that's all.

>> No.10653988

>>10653986
That's not really that many...

Tell me what you've done in public!

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>>10653988
Mostly masturbation in public bathrooms. There was a bit at this one place I took music lessons on a couch in a hallway, but that was when I was a teenager. Shame on me.

Oh, and the couple times I went grocery shopping with a rotor. It was pretty fun, but my ass wasn't sensitive enough for me to really like it that much. It's also not as fun if no one knows. I should try it again soon.

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10654038

You are the greatest miracle, /jp/...

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10654086

I hate jerking off because it's such a hassle to clean afterwards, i actually try to avoid climax as much as i can because of this. Dicks suck.
I'm too lazy to fap now.

>> No.10654104

My peepee smells weird cause I haven't showered in six days but I don't want to shower

>> No.10654102

>>10654086
In 25 years I've never learned how to ejaculate properly.

I hear people use tissues to clean up but it just doesn't work for me. If I cum without holding back, it goes all over the goddamn place (on me) and even when I wipe it all up with my tissue, it's still "wet" and smells like cum until I take a shower.

If I wanted to use a tissue, I'd need to stop masturbating immediately as I cum and then put the tissue over the tip of my dick. But that sucks, I like to keep going until I'm all out.

There's the sock technique some people use too I've heard but that's gross as fuck.

Dicks are so complicated.

>> No.10654106

>>10654086
THat's why I want to learn to swallow. Too bad it'll take a steady amount of dedication to get down.

>> No.10654110

>>10654102
You can always just try cumming into your mouth, no extra cleanup required.

>> No.10654111

>>10654086
>>10654106
I just use my fingers to scoop it up and swallow it. Really it doesn't taste so bad (at least to me, I guess I'm used to it.)

>> No.10654113

>>10654106
>>10654111
Stop cannibalizing your unborn babies fuckers

>> No.10654134

Even though I fap to impure things, my fantasies are always bathed in innocent light.

Perhaps I dwell on them too much and thinking about cute things is more convenient than always being aroused.

>> No.10654136

No, I did yesterday though.

I'm gonna quit, though.

>> No.10654139

I just woke up 10 minutes ago. Soon enough.

I've ran out of doujins and I'm probably going to have to play hentaiverse before jumping on exhentai. That game is surprisingly pretty fun for what it is though, and I've even gotten to know all the ponies' names!

>> No.10654143

>>10654086
>>10654102

Is it really that hard?

Just cum on your stomach then waddle your ass over to get some paper-towels while holding your shirt up.

>> No.10654184

No I just woke up, that sort of stuff is for the evening time.

A better question is how many times does /jp/ do it in a day?
8-10 here

>> No.10654187

I don't. Sue me.

>> No.10654192

>>10654102
I get toilet paper and hold it in front of my dick wih my other hand as I cum and catch it. It works fine for me

>> No.10654197

>>10654184

99% of the time 2-10 times a day.

>>10654187

You don't ever? Or you didn't?

>> No.10654215

1 time during weekdays if I don't shower, usually before I go to sleep. Twice if I shower 3 hours before going to sleep.

3+ during weekends.

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>>10654102
You need to learn the skill shot.

The other day I was masturbating lying down and had tissue paper above my head that I could reach for and grab. Of course I lost control and came before I could grab it, but I aimed my dick in such a way that all the cum landed on the tissue.

New high score.

>> No.10654238

>>10654184
At least 2 sessions regardless. Once around 4:00, and once around 8:30 before going to bed. Sometimes around 17:00 when getting up.
Sometimes I'll get bored before climax, sometimes I'll go for several, and sometimes I'll achieve that goal.

>> No.10654259

>>10653666
At about 12/15+ of my quota cumming today.
Attempted/Touched countless amounts of time.

I WILL fill my mana bottles, This I have promised myself, it's just a shame it turns yellow after a while, really just looks like cloudy pee rather than semen.

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10654261

Come to think of it, I haven't.

>> No.10654326

>>10653676
How can you live without fapping for 2 days?

I can't even stand not touching myself every 6 hours.

>> No.10654415

I've been touching but not trying to masturbate, just still stretching in order to prepare for self insertion.

>> No.10654422

I don't shower very often because I'm somewhat depressed. I recently realised that that awful "haven't-showered-enough-now-you're-all-sticky" feeling is made considerably worse by the sweat secreted during masturbation, so I've decided to only fap before showering. I'm trying to get back into showering frequently.

>> No.10654421

>>10654326
I gently do it whenever I'm at my desk so I have a boner all day.

In fact I'm doing as I read these posts.

>> No.10654427

>>10654422
>somewhat depressed.
Why do you keep sticking to these silly labels? I'm not your doctor.

>> No.10654429

>>10654427
>sticking
Get it? >:3

>> No.10654431

>>10654429
o
| |
oooo

>> No.10654432

my mom comes to clean my room too often lately i think she knows

>> No.10654437

>>10654429
*sticks it in you*

>> No.10654440

>>10654432
My family knew and I didn't know they knew until recently.
It doesn't help that it's almost airtight in my room until I open the door.

>> No.10654441

who avion village here

>> No.10654444

>>10654437
stick this
*grabs dick*

>> No.10654448

>>10654415
What does that mean?

>> No.10654449

yeah I masterbated my D**K TWICE!

It was to some HOT loli hentai doujins!

>> No.10654450

OSAIooicouacouuoououaouauoaoououcuouoououououououcoucoucuo

>> No.10654451

>>10654441
I Ito-Raifu myself.

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10654455

the epicness of this bread

>> No.10654508
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>>10654455
What kind of bread?

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>>10654508
f*ck you kind.

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