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10650922 No.10650922[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>their faces when your otaku scent assaults their nostrils

Why don't you have a girlfriend, /jp/?

>> No.10650927

Because I already have a boyfriend.

>> No.10650929

I'm busy replying to your shitty buster thread.

>> No.10650952

Don't judge me anon, I just don't want long-distance relationship. I'm sure to get my ticket to either Hogwart or Gensokyo soon.

>> No.10650966

/jp/ is my girlfriend.

>> No.10650964

I went to the shops a few hours ago and everyone avoided me. Maybe I smelled.

Also parents kept shielding their children from me. Perhaps I was being a little hyper-aware and they just shield their kids from adults in general, but it happened a notable amount of times. Maybe like 30.

>> No.10650989

because i have a boyfriend faggot

>> No.10650995

Why would having a girlfriend change anything about my scent?

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>>10650922

>Why don't you have a girlfriend, /jp/?

Because 3DPD.

I'll just be here in my room enjoying all my perfect 2D gfs, thanks.

Picture related, it's one of my gfs.

>> No.10651042

>>10651032
She looks kinda young.

>> No.10651045

>>10651032
She doesn't look too happy about it.

>> No.10651074

why do people think having a girlfriend is going to make their lives better though? i don't get it at all

>> No.10651079

>>10651042

And...?

>>10651045

It's mfw 3dpd reaction face, faggot.

>> No.10651082

>>10650995

Fucking IDIOT

>> No.10651084
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Wasn't that pic some kind of a joke ad for Bioshock after it came out?

>> No.10651110

pic is top lel

>> No.10651115

I drive a brand new sports car and I don't have a girlfriend...

Why aren't the girls flocking to me yet?

>> No.10651117

>>10651115
What kind of sports car is it? I bet it's some japanese crap.

>> No.10651120

>>10651117
A 2013 Toyota GT86

>> No.10651122

>>10651084
Why did Reimu lose a leg?

>> No.10651128
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I don't socialize, I don't talk with anyone. Sometimes I say something aloud to see if I still have a voice.

The only place where I have contant with others is 4chan as I have my groceries delivered at my door and I have no family anymore. Also since I was small I've freaked people for some reason, so even if I did contact someone I doubt it would develop in anything, is not like I want a relationship but from time to time I wish I knew a cute girl so I could rest my head on her lap while she caress my hair, but hey! It's fine, I'm here, at /jp/, with my friends.

>> No.10651129

>>10651120
That thing looks like ass. If you want girls then it's gotta be italian.

>> No.10651134

>>10650964

maybe you forgot to put on pants on something

>> No.10651139

>>10651128
That's adorable. I can be your friend if you like, anon. Do you have an email address?

>> No.10651140

>>10651129
It was all I could afford ;_;

If I win the lottery tonight I'm gonna buy a Ferrari.

>> No.10651142

>>10651128


Maybe if you stopped blogposting????

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>>10651128
wwwwwww

You're cute!

>> No.10651155

>>10651128
you are cute

>> No.10651156

>>10651139
Talk with me here, I have this strange idea that if I leave any personal information here an anon somehow will track me and find who I'm in real life and then they'll disturb me, thing that scares me more than a rabid dog.

>> No.10651167

>>10651156
Some of /jp/'s stalkers have gotten information about posters who they absolutely fucking hate, and almost nothing happened to them. You'll probably be fine.

>> No.10651169

>>10651156
i'm a rabid dog and i'll let you know i am very offended by your comment

>> No.10651178

>>10651084
I don't know. you tell me

>> No.10651195

>>10651167
Why don't you get a job?

>> No.10651194

>>10651156
How can we be friends if we're both anonymous on an anonymous board? How will I know which posts are yours?

>> No.10651208

I didn't want to make a separate thread for this but my girlfriend dumped me.We've been together for a year and 3 months. Everthing has been perfect for us. It was all my fault she left. I igbored her for 2 days. She called out my name so many times. Told me she needed me. My aunt was dying. I couldn't attend to her. When. I got home, all I did was complain about how stupid my life is. I was expressionless. I told her I was lonely, she told me she has been lonely all day. That was when I comforted get. But this time she pushed me away and told me she's in no mood. Then I asked her that what does she want to do then? And she said she wants to break up. It's been 6 days now. She still talks to me ... She tells me she misses me and that she loves me and that it's hard without me. But every time I talk about rotting together she tells me that there is no "us" anymore. And that topic is closed now.

/jp/ what do I do? I want her back. I'll be a better person. Honestly I know what I did wrong. I just want her back. It can't end. It me and her against the world

>> No.10651221

>>10651208
3 months is nothing.
No feelings could've developed during that time.
Move on it's just infatuation which is a short term thing.
You will fall out soon.

>> No.10651228

>>10651208
You don't. I'm sorry but you gotta learn to let go. Trust me, I know how hard it can be to let go but you have to. You don't want to seem desperate, do you? If I were you, I'd have her running to me. Try to make her jealous :) hope this helps.

>> No.10651230

>>10651208
That's what you get for ignoring people. I ignored my ex-girlfriend-turned-best-friend for a few months and after that she hated me and our previously super-close friendship was at an end. Then she started to see me for who I really was and realized my morbid jealousy of her new sexual partners was a little creepy.

Basically just skip a few steps and become a shut-in NEET.

>> No.10651234

>>10651221
>We've been together for a year and 3 months.

You missed part of that sentence.

>> No.10651246

>>10651208

Honestly I can't say that this can happen very soon...
BUTTTTT...continue being a good friend with her. Continue giving her your love and kindness. SHOW her that you still really care through actions and activities that you two might do (if u two do happen to do so). From there maybe she might reconsider. Who knows?

In the meantime do a hobby. Video games, RC vehicles, origami, sports, chill w/other friensd, pets, any of that holyness that will keep your mind occupied while you heal from this event. It's what keeps my mind sane from all this lady drama

>> No.10651252

>>10651208
>I igbored her for 2 days. She called out my name so many times. Told me she needed me. My aunt was dying. I couldn't attend to her. When. I got home, all I did was complain about how stupid my life is. I was expressionless. I told her I was lonely, she told me she has been lonely all day.
No offense, but is this what life is like?

No wonder they call me insane.

>> No.10651255

/jp/ - Relationship advice by people who never touched anyone but themself

>> No.10651256

>>10651252

Ain't it sad?

>> No.10651260

>>10651256
Whatever you might mean, I think I'm used to it. Please explain if you want a better reply.

>> No.10651263

>>10651255
I was a third wheel for all of my teenage years. I spent more time with couples than by myself. I sorted out more dramatic incidents and had more people cry on my shoulder than I care to count. I may not have had sex, but I am a RELATIONSHIP EXPERT (fixed 3+ teenage relationships successfully).

>> No.10651264

>>10651208
In my opinion, you dont want her back. Your aunt was DYING. And shes complaining about being lonely.. Shes obviously playing hard to get with the 'i miss you' and then 'theres no us anymore' crap. Theres really nothing you can do to be a better person, i bet your awesome and amazing! But, if she cant appreciate that, especially when your aunt was dying, then she doesnt deserve you. Like Marilyn Monroe said "If you cant handle me at my worst, then you definitely dont deserve me at my best. "

>> No.10651270

>>10651208
> My aunt was dying

can't she understand that? what a cunt, trying to monopolize you

>> No.10651274

Where the fuck do you people come from? You all have that "good luck to u hon :)" attitude advice-givers have. Do you get a tweet every time someone on a message board has relationship troubles?

>> No.10651274,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10651274
lol no

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120121225105AA2Qykc

>> No.10651274,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10651274,1

Find a topic like this and take the header and put it into google along with the tag "yahoo answers"

-find results
-change posts just a bit
-post and have a laugh

>> No.10651274,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10651274,1
>>10651274,2
That's some quality trolling.

>> No.10651274,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10651156
Are you still here?

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