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Does anyone else on /jp/ like to smoke pipes? I consider it to be fundamental to a proper NEET lifestyle.

>> No.10648161

ur a faget

>> No.10648162

I saw your pictures of pipes on Twitter.

I understand that it's cool to do drugs at your age but please don't take up attention whoring like this. It will ruin your future job prospects. You are among the first of the all-internet age. Please listen to me when I say keep it all to yourself. When you are 25 you will wish or be glad that you listened to me.

>> No.10648165

fagetlord.

>> No.10648169

This kid sure moves from hobby to hobby quickly.

>> No.10648172

Remember that time you pretended Archduke was someone else after you got thoroughly owned?

That shit got me hard. I'm not even joking. I love seeing teenagers get totally screwed over on the internet. I just imagined you crying to yourself, shaking in panic, thinking your internet persona was ruined.

Besides "schadenfrede", is there a name for this specific fetish?

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share your favorite pipe otaku videos!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0ozzJRR__Y

>> No.10648176

Around here we only smoke koiki in kiseru.

>> No.10648184

Are you even old enough to smoke?

>> No.10648179
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Wow, Danbooru has a lot of stuff under their pipe tag! Guess kiseru are big among otaku in japan.

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>> No.10648182

>tfw you send tokiko pizzas and phone the police on him and he gets all paranoid and pretends to kill himself for attention
­>:)

>> No.10648187

isn't tekike like 16 years old? does his mom buy that shit for this kid?

>> No.10648188

im hungry

>> No.10648198

Kind of looks like that faggot Steve from Blue's Clues.

>> No.10648199
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Here's another pic from danbooru, it's of an otaku who is cultured.

>> No.10648192

>>10648182
do it again

i need some laffz

>> No.10648193

Tokiko (under his Tokiko persona) appeared in late 2011.

He's officially an oldfag.

You mad, fags? Maybe some other oldfags (all 2 of you) will remember when you swore he'd never get under your skin, he was just some new kid who'd never amount to anything. About ten memes and five IRC channels later, here he is, 10x the troll Suigin, Sion, or ZUN!bar was. You all mad? You all jelly? Not even him, and I can prove that if you want.

>> No.10648194

get a job Robert

>> No.10648195
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>> No.10648200

>>10648187
http://youtu.be/Ng1pI4MrjB8

this is tokike going over his comics collection

his middle class parents buy them but his dad hates him for being a weeaboo

he likes to pretend he's mentally ill when he isn't

>> No.10648202

>>10648175
Oh man, that guy. The biggest pipe otaku around.

>> No.10648206

Tokiko Threadshit Troop makes a thread

Who threadshits the threadshitters?

>> No.10648209

*plrgffttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

ooops guy i farted sorry hehe

>> No.10648207

>>10648193
Please show me the proof

>> No.10648211

I've been smoking a pipe for a month or two now. It's not that bad. Tastes way better than cigs anyway.

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>> No.10648221

Ex-janitor here. The mods could easily ban this guy (besides the nameban moot added for him). They are choosing not to. They are allowing an 18-year-old to wreck your board.

Glad I don't really visit 4chan any more. Peace out.

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AHHAHAHA

/fit/bro here, seriously hoping this is not the average /jp/ user

>being this ugly
>2013

>> No.10648219

>>10648200
lel counting 130 volumes of manga. i just ordered 70 volumes manga and ln off amazon.co.jp a few days ago and half arrived today.

why /jp/ so entry level always?

>> No.10648223

>>10648219
stop arguing over who's the biggest virgin

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>>10648221
MOOT CONFIRMED FOR MASTER RUSEMAN CHECK THIS OUT GUYS ! ! ! !

>> No.10648227

>>10648218
ticks, do you have an email address?

Robert sent me some...pictures and I want to know if they're really you. Sorry if that's distressing or anything, I don't really know what to do.

>> No.10648228

>>10648221

1) Banning people does not work. This is coming from someone who has been banned, and rangebanned, literally thousands of times.

2) You have not 'wrecked' anything. Please stop inflating your ego.

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10648239

Any snuff-otaku here?
I love that fullfilling feeling when you blow your nose out and a huge load of snot lands in your handkerchief.

>> No.10648240

You know what, at least Robert has the balls to post pictures of himself. He's ugly as fuck, but at least when he got dox'd he was fine with posting more photos.

Prove you're better, post a picture of yourself. No ironic memes or artwork, post an actual photograph of yourself. After all, Robert is (objectively) ugly, surely you're better?

Oh wait you just like anonymity because it's something to hide behind even though nobody will ever figure out who you are from one picture. Lol.

>> No.10648234

>>10648227
I don't use email, sorry.

>> No.10648236

>>10648227
Can I please see those pictures?

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>>10648222
nah, this kid is a fucking faggot. most /jp/ guys look like beautiful women or living gods chisel out of marble

>> No.10648243

>>10648227
share them with us, you can post the link on warosu if you are afraid of getting banned

>> No.10648244

>>10648223
they don't have shit on me. I'm 2m tall.

>> No.10648246

>>10648239
I've never had snuff before, how is it? I heard that it's less likely to cause cancer than smoking. It's pretty cheap too

>> No.10648250

>>10648247
If it's just a dumb troll then you don't have to worry and you can just post them. Please, I swear I won't do anything bad with them!

>> No.10648247

>>10648234
Is there any way I can get in touch with you privately? Does Twitter allow that?
Why do you even use Twitter but not email when you own a domain name, anyway?

>>10648236
No. It's probably just a dumb troll anyway.

>> No.10648248

>>10648221
fug off NSJ, u shit on /jp/ more than any 1 poster

funposting is /jp/ culture deal w/ it

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MEEIIIIDOOOOOOOOO

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>>10648240

>being this mad that you write a whole book

T R O L L E D

>> No.10648253

>>10648247

You can direct message me on Twitter if you'd like!

>> No.10648256

Tokiko, I've seriously spoken to your parents over Skype (503-2987381) and told them a bunch of shit about you.

Have they ever spoken with you about it? I don't want to think I'm wasting my time here.

I'm Jacob, in case they've ever mentioned me.

>> No.10648259

>>10648253
>Twitter

Oh. You're one of those people.

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>>10648240

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>> No.10648264

I see these threads more than 90% of the time. This means I'd be a better janitor than all our janitors combined, yet they're the ones who got the job.

Fucking mad jelly right here.

>> No.10648263

>>10648259
Yes! Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/t_cks

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meeidoooooo

>> No.10648270

>>10648263

Can we meet up and have oral & anal sex? Also, before you answer: do you have any STDs?

>> No.10648267

>>10648240
there are more than 100 photos of me posted on 4 chan

>> No.10648275

>>10648263
>hi im emily / some sort of onee-sama

ticks could you be my onee-sama i like you a lot

>> No.10648272

christ you're ugly

>> No.10648273
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meido....

>> No.10648277

>>10648270
can i join you

>> No.10648278

>>10648240
I've posted pictures of myself before. People usually posted them for a few days afterward and then that was the end of that.

>> No.10648286

>>10648263
>CEREALEXPERIMENTS.COM THINGS: IMAGEBOARD · TUMBLR · MYANIMELIST · GOODREADS · TWITTER · PICTURE OF THE DAY. ticks!DTNUV4cBL6.

I'd rather not.

>> No.10648282

I unironically cringe at these pictures.

I know people are generally just being bullies or whatever, but all cards on the table:

I am not attractive by any means, but you are seriously fucking ugly. Aren't you embarrassed? Ashamed? I'd be way too scared to post my pictures on a private Facebook, let alone a public message board like 4chan. Have some fucking common sense and know your place, you deformed weirdo.

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>> No.10648284

>>10648262
Is Clammy To-kike-o? I've never seen the two associated before, though that might be because I don't pay attention to his antics.

>> No.10648288

I see my picture get posted on other boards every once in a while

Usually with a "this guy slaps your gf's ass" copypasta to accompany it

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>> No.10648295

>>10648270
I only like girls so...you gotta be a girl.

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>> No.10648301

>>10648283
who the fuggin shit r u 2 bully sanae? friggin loser seriously do u think ur though huh? how about u pick on some1 ur own size

>> No.10648302

>>10648295
>I only like girls

>internet-dated a 17-year-old boy

>> No.10648303

>>10648288
I see people posting pictures of me thinking I'm Arc. No idea how people got that idea.

>> No.10648309

>>10648295
i'm a boy but can you still be my onee-sama

>> No.10648307

Here's ticks's secret porn video
goo gl/ppTsm

>> No.10648316

>>10648298
Japs even read pictures right to left?

Jesus, how backwards can a culture be?

>> No.10648312

>>10648298
She could just move her head away.

>> No.10648314

>>10648303
There was a time when any black was ironically called Arc, maybe some people took it seriously when that was happening.

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>>10648302
ebin

sinblee ebin

>> No.10648321

>>10648302
A mistake, I swear!

>> No.10648323

Today I took a stroll through the park and I saw a 12 year old Filipino girl wearing a school girl outfit.

>> No.10648325

>>10648312
There's only so much her neck can move.
Even if she managed to avoid falling into the guide, it would still break her neck against the table.

>> No.10648326

>>10648309
>>10648275

pls respond ticks-chan

>> No.10648329

>>10648321
Did you really send him lewd pictures? He said you did.

>> No.10648332

>>10648329
No. He never sent me any, either (or they'd be up on /jp/ by now).

>> No.10648334

how is this little girl ticks an onee-sama when she's a little girl? are you younger than her or what? i can't believe you guys are trying to score sloppy seconds from tekikie

>> No.10648339

>>10648332
So I take it was just being a master ruseman with his bragging?

A shame. You're very cute! Please take lewd pictures now and post them on /jp/ when you're like 70 and dying?

>> No.10648335

>tfw you don't IRC so you can't follow this drama at all
:(

>> No.10648336

>>10648326
I'll be your onee-sama!

>> No.10648341

>>10648325
It doesn't look like she's going that fast. She could just swing her body back and forth to avoid falling into the guide and then the machine would drag her over the table.

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>>10648336
thanks! you've made me happy, ticks onee-chan

>> No.10648342,1 [INTERNAL] 

ugly

>> No.10648342,2 [INTERNAL] 

What's wrong with this kid?

>> No.10648342,3 [INTERNAL] 

>e-dated a girl which turned out to be a guy

my sides!

>> No.10648342,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648342,3
ticks is a guy who pretends to be a lesbian girl and he e-dated takeko?

epic
simply epic

>> No.10648342,5 [INTERNAL] 

This is the sort of epicness the ``good" /jp/ of the 2011 fags could never match

>> No.10648342,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648162
>please don't take up attention whoring like this. It will ruin your future job prospects.
Do not interfere with the world.

>> No.10648342,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648342,6
Yuo think tou can interfere wiht the wlrod? Ur narciss

>> No.10648342,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648342,7
Of course I can. I have a family to feed. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

>> No.10648342,9 [INTERNAL] 

So why did you come back to us again, Tokiko? Are your newest friends not feeding you enough attention?

>>10648193
Anybody can "amount to something" on the internet just by relentlessly making shitty threads every day without end. All it takes is persistence.

>> No.10648342,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648342,9
Shitposting is a way to kill time. There's no point reading anything into it.

>> No.10648342,11 [INTERNAL] 

>So why did you come back to us again, *****?
>back

if warosu had user IDs i wonder if you would still see every thread on /ghost/ be about t**** or one of his alts (g*gs, nam*less book, a*r*hd*ke etc.)

>> No.10648342,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648342,11
Neither gigs nor Nameless Book Reading Youkai are you.

>> No.10648342,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648342,12
yeah it's totally not weird at all how g***/nam*less is fucking everywhere despite not being notable in any respect, and how they are the only trip users in 4chan history ever to get this treatment (besides... 2k***)

they have no twitter, no website, no steam, no social connections, no nothing that would make them resonate with anybody

but 2k*** has all that... HMMM...
and they also share the exact same typing & posting styles, opinions, forced memes, tripfag worship, and general sycophantic tendencies... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

>> No.10648342,14 [INTERNAL] 

>*****
Why the fuck are you treating Tokiko like Lord Voldemort?

>> No.10648342,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648342,4
>>10648342,3
Team Sides is blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

*ding*

>> No.10648342,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648342,13
How are they "everywhere"? All they do is post from time to time. They don't resonate with anybody, it's true, because nobody actually cares about them, besides maybe those two guys following them around spamming "kill yourself" and "gigs got wrecked again."

>exact same typing & posting styles, opinions, forced memes, tripfag worship, and general sycophantic tendencies...
Not really. All they have in common is that they're shitty posters.

>> No.10648342,17 [INTERNAL] 

Does some dude still think I am Tokiko? That is hilarious.

>> No.10648342,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648342,11
>>10648342,13
Holy fuck, learn to count asterisks.

>> No.10648342,19 [INTERNAL] 

Now if you excuse me I am going to bump some video game threads to piss people off.

>> No.10648342,20 [INTERNAL] 

Epic dox dude.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10142447#p10142545_13

>> No.10648342,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648342,17
It was Tokiko trying to take credit for your contributions. I didn't think he was going to fool anyone but I guess he got you.

>> No.10648342,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648342,14
I also wondered this a few months back, apparently there was a thread on /q/ where people complained about him and decided not to post his name. It was about the same time when I spammed his dox in every shitthread I saw.

>> No.10648342,23 [INTERNAL] 

Epicness Risin'

Everybody Just Flo' Now

Shhh

Only Flo'

>> No.10648342,24 [INTERNAL] 

What an epic face. You can tell he's a master ruseman just by looking at that simultaneously arrogant and reserved smirk.

>> No.10648342,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>10648342,16
>>10648342,17
>>10648342,19
>>10648342,20
>>10648342,21
damage control

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