NEET Lifestyle

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NEET lifestyle thread, Friday night edition!

Are you taking it easy this weekend, /jp/?

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Stop using such shitty images, dingus

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those 2hus aren't neets.

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>>10647965
Only Sakuya isn't a NEET but sakuya is ded

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I want to be forever NEET

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nothing

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>start drinking beer at 10 am
>finally work up the courage to go to the local cinema by myself
>be wearing my expensive weird gigeresque latex covered exo cape that i made grandma make me
>four alien eggs strapped to my back incubate spaghetti for later consumption
>had too much beer, should have peed one more time before leaving the house oh god
>walk up to cashier, bladder about to burst, sweating jockey goo profusely
>"one... metheus..."
>against all odds she deduces correctly that i am here to see Ridley Scott's Prometheus
>i can only focus on how warm i am under my thick leathery cape and how my bladder feels like a giant rock
>"please...pro... meth..."
>the spaghetti eggs on my back wobble intensely, i fasten the straps. they hold.
>finally get ticket. walk past a group of black xenomorphs in the company of their queen
>AWW SHEET CHECK OUT DIS CRACKA BITCH BE DRESSIN UP LIKE SUM GAY ASS STAR WARS FROG
>i ignore the xenos, take my seat at the theater
>a group of female humans have to get up and out of the row to allow passage for me and the xenoeggs on my back
>i will impregnate them all with my squiggly seed
>i have to pee
>twist and turn around spastically in my seat
>i absolutely cannot sit with the eggs on my back
>pee runs from my eyes
>i solve both problems by removing the eggs and eating 4 bottles of spaghetti as fast as i can
>proceed to release my pee into the eggs
>i cry and sigh and moan and barf a little
>suddenly, something is wrong
>without the eggs, i feel incomplete, unable and unworthy to experience Ridley Scott's Prometheus
>i close the warm spaghetti eggs full of piss
>i reattach them to the straps, this time on my belly and wrap the straps around my seat, fold my cape around my legs
>i am prepared, i am fused. the movie is starting.
>i had become one with my seat

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>>10647969
Being a witch is a job.

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>>10647974
whyqt?

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i'm hungry

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>>10647965
NEET doesn't really mean anything, it's just an epic anime word.

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>>10647975
no it's not
but marisa has a job

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>>10647974
wo u qut

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>>10647980
Thieving isn't a job.

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>>10647974

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Woke up because it was too hot, but I have some tea in the fridge. I just wish I had some cupcakes or something.

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Hi /jp/.......Im new here. >_>;;

I was wondering if any of u knew how 2 register here........I dont see any place where i can log in. Also, why when u post, your post disappears from the list of posts? Why cant it just go directly to your post. Well anyway i wanted to show u guys some funny pics.....

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\sleepy_cat.jpg[/img]

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\woops1.gif[/img]

i hope u guys enjoy them....also, please welcome me to /jp/, i hope you are all friendly and treat me well. :D

First let me introduce myself......my fav animes are Naruto InuYasha and Bleach, and i like listening to music (my favorite bands are Fallout Boy and Pink floyd, my favorite song is We Dont Need No Education by Pink Floyd). also, the power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD madnes??? THIS IS

[color=red]SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]

also, how cum (lol cum) you have to attach a pic? how ghey is that? :p here's a funny pic i found the other day when i was surfing the internet. :cool:

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>>10647974
who the HELL are you quoting!?

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>>10647989
nice ironic shitposting asshat

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What does this "誰にって" mean, /jp/?

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>>10647985

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>>10647989
Welcome to the /jp/ forums!!!!!!!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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I'm gonna get a ton of snacks and pizza on saturday to try and cheer myself up. will probably either play video games or watch something just like a normal day throughout.
I'm considering making an actual blog and attempting to make money of it somehow
Hopefully I'll win the lottery as well

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>>10647995
to cum into somebody
It's like 中出　but you're the one

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>>10647997
Not canon.

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let the NEET who is without work cash the first autism check

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>>10647996
>>10647998
>not recognizing epic anime kopipe (tl note: copypasta) from etherch--^H^H^H^H (tl note: ^H means delete in unix) tanasinn.info (tl note: tanasinn is some 2ch meme 4-ch couldn't figure out so they did their own thing that was different from 2ch)

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>>10648043
NERD

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>go to Yoshinoya
>ultimately disappointed with the current culture there
I seriously hope you guys stick with today's special.

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Anzu or Kaguya

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Hi guys!

I know I'm not technically a neet, but it's true that I don't have any friends at all (online or off) and I spend all my free time alone in my room on the computer (like right now!). It's not really on purpose - I want friends, I'm just anxious, shy, scared, whatever. And I don't even really know the basics of how to meet people and interact and stuff.

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I tried to not have caffeine, sweets, snacks, or alcohol for two weeks.

Today I drank beer and ate two Kit-Kats.

FUCK.

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Do a good deed;
Kill a NEET.

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>>10648100
i've been following your progress, what a shame

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TGIF. Just came back home from work. Let's all NEET it up for the weekend.

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>>10648122
I just got off too. But I still have to work tomorrow, and early too =(

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>>10648106
Sorry. Blame Lenfried most ichiban boyfriend. His peer pressure got to me...

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>>10648008
Yes canon.

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Why do people always make these threads when I'm napping?

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>>10648141
Because you're always napping?

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>>10648102
I wish I was having squid again right now.

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Is it true that you can just buy kids in certain foreign countries? I might do that if I can save up enough money, just so I have some company. Although transporting her back without arousing suspicion might be a problem.

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>>10648122
Who the fuck told you I was a NEET?

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>>10648157
Some one some where linked me to Wikipedia that told me that you can get a loli for 20$ (yup, that's 20$) in Africa.

Try here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_contemporary_Africa
> The children are kidnapped or purchased for $20 – $70 each by slavers in poorer states, such as Benin and Togo, and sold into slavery in sex dens or as unpaid domestic servants for $350.00 each in wealthier oil-rich states, such as Nigeria and Gabon.
At those prices, you can probably even buy TWO little children as your chattel if you so wished.

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There's two other NEET threads up and one is still only on page six. It's okay to post in a thread that has hit the bump limit, crossies. You don't need to make a new one every time the old one hits the bump limit. People can find the NEET thread if they want to post in it. It doesn't need to constantly be on the front page.

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>>10648167
You must have misclicked, because it sounds like you were looking for a cocksucking thread.

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>>10648166
That is a good deal, but they're awful black...

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>>10648180
Try with bleach

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>>10648180
Raise them white.

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Anyone in the United States wanna fuck with a fellow touhoubro?

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>>10648370

asl?

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w-whats with this thread

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IMPORTANT and GOOD news for all NEETS

Working and having money is pointless now.
http://www.economicsfortherestofus1.blogspot.ca/2013/03/the-usa-uk-and-eu-are-planning-to-take.html
tl;dr: All money will get seized.
Enjoy your NEET lifestly and know: You are the minority doing it right.

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>>10648540
Thanks dude.

Do you have anything more interesting, like about aliens or the Illuminati or some shit?

Not taking the piss, I love shit like that.

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im going to a big party at my bro desmond's house. hoping to get some pussy

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new minecraft server... please join

nobully.slyip.net

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>>10648540
Money is still just slips of paper

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>>10648551
this blows my mind whenever I think of it

like i'm just handing over paper to get my beer and chocolate

#wow
#whoa

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>>10648565
It gets me more when I buy shit online

I mean I'm trading nothing but a blob of bytes in exchange for hundreds of dollars worth of stuff

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>>10648586
dude, fuck thinking about dollars
think about how many bags of food it's worth

insane shit m8

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>I'm not NEET but I pretty much and like one except for school/my job xDDD
Can someone explain why people do this? I'm just sick and tired of seeing it one youtube comments and especially here. Seriously, what the fuck.

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>>10648550
please

anyone

its pirate friendly

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>>10648599

Don't even read youtube comments. Just block them.

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>>10648599
They want to feel like they can belong to an edgy underground culture without actually filling the prerequisites for it.

Trust me, it happens on /jp/ too

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>>10648605

Put 4chan is an edgy underground cult.

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>>10648613
sigh...

>put
but

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>>10648605
I know. I basically only come here for NEET related threads and certain interests but just don't get what's so fascinating with being a shut in.

>>10648601
Yeah, good idea.

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>>10648620
Humans naturally want to feel different and special. Not many actually are.

Some want to play the part without actually losing their social status and what not.

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>>10648630
>Humans

I ROFL my tits off whenever you special snowflakes refer to people as "humans".

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>>10648373
43, M, the stall of a local fast food establishment

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How do I cure my ass from smelling bad after I sit in front of the computer all day? It's literally wet and smells like shit.

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>>10648641
>tits

more proof womyn are useless and terrible posters.

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>>10648641
truSPERGs look down on humans the same humans look down on cavemen

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>>10648650
btw, just checked if it's shit or not, it's not, but it still smells kinda weird.

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>>10648650
none of us cute little girls have you're disgusting problem

please leave and take your smelly ass with you

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>>10648655
No

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>>10648604
I would join but I don't play mine craft.

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I wish I was taking it easy this weekend. I have a birthday party to attend tomorrow, today I went out with a friend to her college while she took a test so we could go to a bookstore afterwards and on sunday we have family visiting. I will barely be using my computer these days and that saddens me a tad. I guess it just means I can use it even more on the weekdays, but still.

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>>10648717
Why are you posting this? No one gives a shit you pathetic piece of shit.

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>>10648630
you are wrong

most people are special and different, just that few are retarded enough to show it to the outside

inner world must be isolated, or else it's fake and gay

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>>10648729
>most people are special and different

You are wrong.

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>>10648729
>inner world must be isolated, or else it's fake and gay

Truer words have never been spoken.

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>>10648729
>most people are special and different
No

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>>10648731
It's a neet thread tho... Unless people who are neet are no longer allowed to post on neet threads.

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>>10648749
Go back to /r9k/, fagoid.

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>>10648758
I've never been to r9k, scares me as a whole because I know girls post their periods there.

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>>10648736
Why are so many people so eager to expose their inner worlds on social networking sites? It's different when you're pseudo-anonymous like here, but sharing your private, daily life ruins everything beautiful.

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>>10648763
I don't think daily life is inner world...inner world is more like things you believe in, your interests etc.

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>>10648764
we try to keep things more 'truNEET' here

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>>10648768
They're different inner worlds. They're both equally hidden without social networking.

Not knowing how people spend their time is more beautiful and alluring to me than someone's interests and beliefs, unless someone is faking those things to keep it hidden.

Maybe I only feel this way because living in a Big Brother police state has made a private life impossible.

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>>10648781
North Korea or the UK?

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>>10648804
US

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/jp/- Status Updates

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I just woke up.

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>>10648773
I am truNEET as far as I'm concerned though. No school, no job, no training. Computer all day and great pale skin because I don't go out during the day almost at all. What else must I do to achieve truNEET status?

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>>10648815
The funny part is everyone thinks they're above facebook but if it was somehow /jp/-only everyone here would love it and update it constantly.

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>>10648815
Sad, isn't it?


The NEET threads have been devolving ever since they were made official.

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>>10648828
>great pale skin
my sister made fun of me (or she was genuinely worried) asking me why i was so pale and that it would be embarrassing to be malnourished in a first world country.

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>>10648550
>>10648604
C-could you put the server back up? I want to make a NEET home where every minecraft NEET can benefit from my hard work

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>>10648830
I was a large supporter of these threads and actually helped convince the mods to add the rule due to my argument for them. Now I read every 3rd-4th one for 5 or so minutes before cringing and leaving.

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>>10648852

I hope you rue the day you ever took part in helping outsiders have their way.

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>>10648859
I've been ruing every day for years, but especially so for these past NEETthread-riddled months.

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>>10648852
>>10648863
Why didn't you listen?

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>>10648864
Wait a second... those pictures originated from /v/. You're part of the problem, anon! I trusted you ;_;

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>>10648845
Please.

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>>10648868
I'll fix them later.

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>>10648852
the origin of these threads was born from diaper threads ironically mixed with NEET so they we could argue they were broad related.

your fault for thinking something born from that could ever be good. 2011 /jp/ers lel

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>>3096221
>>3183522
protected /jp/ heritage

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>>10648961
Wonder what kind of replies that'll get nowadays.

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>>10648902
>ironic shitposting back in 2009
Back when it wasn't one of these epic new memes that /jp/ introduced across the other boards. Back when it meant something to be an ironic shitposter. People took us for granted, now everybody is a shitposter thinking they're being ironically shit, but they're just shit.

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I bought a year of VPN because it was on sale for $32.
What should I download? I haven't watched any modern tv or movies in a couple years so I have likely not seen anything you suggest.

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>>10649003
Wreck-it Ralph. It's quirky and funny, and it has a happy ending.

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>>10648843
Being pale is wonderful. Makes one look younger, or maybe I'm just biased to love the moontans. I could never say that I look malnourished, since my skin has rosey/orangey undertones to it so it's always got a glow to it. I guess pale aint for everybody.

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>>10649003
>VPN
A virtual private network?

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>>10649022
A VPN service.

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>>10649018
I'm pretty pale but it doesn't look good. Every morning when I get up to shit I have to look at myself in the mirror and at how pale I am. It makes your other features look darker and stand out, like eyebags or hair. Turns you into a creep.

I wonder if people would be nicer to me if I got a tan.

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>>10648973
generic shit replies from retards whose vocab consists of shitposter, who are you quoting, something about crossboarders, and stop liking what i don't like.

expect what you get in any thread. a bunch of 2011/2012 /jp/ers who don't even know those threads happened.

>>3991430
notice the late of retards who found /jp/ 3 months ago in this thread? nobody calling others shitposters, nothing about other boards, nobody throwing tantrums.

these days are long gone.

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>>10649028
Under-eye concealer is your friend. Chilled tea bags, cold spoons and cold showers are too. Just figure out what helps I guess. I have bad under-eye circles, hereditary ones at that, but a cold quick soak in the shower every morning helps a bit.

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>>10649042
>cold shower
I'm not him, but I think I'll keep the purple hue around my eyes if it means I get to keep my hot shower.

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>>10649032
>nobody throwing tantrums
So says the tantrum king

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>>10649049
I love me boiling-hot showers as well, but it doesn't have to be the whole shower! Just, like, gradually turn the temp down all the way at the end. Turn the hot fully off, and let the cold fall for like a second. Turn the cold off and you know that thing the faucet does after the shower is off that it releases the last bits of water that didn't make it out through the top? Yeah, that's gonna be cold, so gather that on your hands and splash it on your face.

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>>10649055
use your own words instead of parroting others like a kid. go make some posts raving about shitposters and crossboarders instead of talking back to your superior.

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>>10649042
I ain't wearin' makeup like a sissy

And they're pretty deep, more like "skin creases" than real bags. Had them for as long as I can remember, they aren't leaving

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>>10649066
Oh yeah, then best to avoid that since it'll just gather there. I get what you mean though. I have the dark crease, then some puffyness, and another crease right under the eye. Putting cold shit on it helps. Glasses work wonders too.

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>>10649064
Oh look, metashit.

It's kind of funny how you're doing everything you just went over that makes /jp/ "shitty", huh?

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>>10649081
oh look an angry kid who got called out and is now trying to save face when he's anonymous. i was replying to another poster who asked a question. shut the fuck up and keep your autism to yourself and your family.

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>>10649106
How do you know it wasn't me to begin with? Did you make them both?

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>>10648852
Thanks for ruining my only reason to come to /jp/.

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I was just at Home Depot buying some screws and when I walked out a mother with her two daughters was walking out as well and the daughters whispered something and then laughed to eachother.

I hope they weren't making fun of my sandals.

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>>10649273
I was at lowes buying bolts and I dropped a dime that made a loud noise and some fat redneck walked by with his friends and yelled "ya dropped somethin!"

What a fucking asshole. I hope he crashed on his way home an died horribly.

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>>10649291
Right before I went to Home Depot I stopped at a BBQ place to get some food, and when the girl handed my back the change I dropped a penny on accident. Because people were walking towards me I didn't bother picking it up. I sat down on the bench next to the ordering window and a kid who was in the group of people exclaimed, "A penny!" and picked up the same penny that I had dropped.

At least he didn't try to give it back to me.

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>>10649301
>tfw your penny will never be picked up by a cute girl who realizes you were the owner and then tries to return it to you

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>>10649342
That sounds like a great story. A little girl finds a penny and searches everywhere for the owner.

She's found dead in a dumpster the following morning.

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>>10649360
I don't like the ending.

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>>10649364
That doesn't have to be the ending. Someone still has to return the penny! It was her last will (not that anyone cares about the will of a little girl). Maybe one of her friends takes up the slack?

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NEET need sleep

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>>10648099
Now we play the waiting game.

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>>10649364
Don't worry, it was a magic penny that allowed her to jump through time. Now she has to undo past wrongs and fix time so that everyone can be happy.

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>>10648550
It's not working, I'm genuinely disappointed.

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>>10649594
i did a successful network test run and now I'm formatting the server, sorry. it will be back up when i'm finished!

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Have you ever intimidated someone, /jp/?

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>>10648550
minecraft a shit

what kind of neet plays multiplayer games anyway

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>>10649616
yes

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>>10649616
Probably
There has to be a reason I get avoided and stared at.
It can't be because I'm ugly or weird right.

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My hearth is failing, the NEET life was cruel to my body, soon i'll be in Gensyoko and chen puffy vagina will be mine, or maybe i'll go to hell, i really don't care anymore.

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>>10649639
just throw in more firewood

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So far so good, OP.

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>>10649665
>>10649660
LEL

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>>10649626
The non-working, non-education, non-training kind.

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>>10649670
Jerk!

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Went to a bar with !bar and got wasted. Then went clubbing with Sean and fucked the whole dance floor. #YOLO

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>>10649675
multiplayer games are scary and I hate them.

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>>10649691
What if you were forced anonymous in a multiplayer game? Would that make it better?

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>>10649691
Why would you be scared of multiplayer games? You don't have to have a mic or play with a team. If that big mean 8 year old killed you, you just rocket his ass and teabag him back y'here? /v/ out.

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>>10649692
Maybe. But it's not like I have anyone to play with ever anyway.

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I don't like multiplayer games because to get good you have to play a lot of multiplayer and until you get good you feel shit like you're hold everyone back.

Every time I lose I feel like messaging everyone and telling them how sorry I am that I'm bad. Usually I just stop playing after the first loss.

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>>10649698
It doesn't matter since you can just play with anonymous!

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>>10649712
If you and everybody was forced anonymous you wouldn't have to deal with the personal shame.

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>>10649716
I'd still feel it on the inside
Especially if they say it over the chat

I feel things

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>>10649712
You're overthinking it. There's can always be people that suck at any given time and sometimes they're funny because they suck. You can always powermatch and play team-based games on lower difficulties too. Or just play with people you know who won't really give a fuck. Usually the hardcore teams most likely to bitch about your skill will kick you anyways if you aren't up to par.

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>>10649721
Please be quiet if you don't understand because of your "alpha as fuck" mentality.

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>>10649721
But I can't handle being that guy who sucks at any given time. I don't want to know that its my fault that everyone lost. Knowing that they look at the data and think "well that faggot just cost us the game."

This is a big reason I stopped playing video games a long time ago

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>>10649725
If you think not giving a fuck about what random strangers who you may be around for less than an hour think is "alpha as fuck" then you seriously have something wrong with you. Multiplayer lets even awkward people vent and relax.

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>>10649730
Have you ever played games where you're playing with human players but against AI? That might be a little better especially since you can tell the AI side to essentially suck.

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>>10649731
Not caring when it's your fault is an "alpha as fuck" mentality.

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Just had breakfast, time to go to bed. I can't wait to live through another NEET day.

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>>10649733
Not that guy but I used to play killing floor and I felt really bad when I did poorly even though most players were nice to me and gave me money.

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>>10649734
It's a fucking game at the end of the day. Don't play in ranked matches or tournies until you're ready. Don't play with serious teams with sticks up their ass. Everyone - even the pros - have lost games before. Simple enough.

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>>10649739
you just don't get it

its not just a game. when you play something, especially with other people you are putting your abilities and skills on the line to win. if your skills end up being inadequate or just terrible it also reflects back to you as being a bad player. nobody likes a bad player, not even the bad players.

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I don't play videogames because they're just one more reminder of how inferior I am.

Nothing like playing a game for 7 hours a day for a year only to be bested by Richkid McYoloswag on a whim before he hops in his M5 and meets up with his bros @ da club

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Japan Woman Cute!

http://spacenews24.hatenablog.com/entry/2013/03/13/020000

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>>10649737
I find there are always some nice veterans who help out the rookies in games. I like to think that their nice karma passes on. My group passed it on by helping noobs here and there after we were initially given the same care.

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anzuchang minecraft here

the server is almost ready to reopen but i'm making a few last adjustments for plugins. currently i'm running ones for backups, easier treecutting and sitting on chairs. i tried adding some more intensive plugins like mcmmo and better combat but they ended up just being ricey, confusing and counter intuitive for people who just want to take it easy. i still would like a way to make the server more interesting with subtle plugins but there aren't a lot of plugins compatible with 1.5.1 and there's way too many out there and no decent filtering system.

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>>10649757
What attracts you to Minecraft?

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>>10649730
I basically call this the "GTFO factor" in games and i'm scared of it too. I'm too scared to play league or dota for instance because i'm scared i'll suck and get told to GTFO. Yeah, I know i'm a beta pussy and shouldn't care but it is what it is. That along with the fact that more and more games rely on voice comm now turns me off just about every team game.

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>>10649763
Everyone sucked once.

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>>10649747
Why the fuck would you play multiplayer titles in the first place? They're designed to appeal to underaged retards.

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>>10649766
they're pretty fun if people just took it easy

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>>10649766
I like strategy games, but strategy games against the computer always seem to revolve around abusing some AI defect, which feels dumb.

Of course not all AIs are like that, I could play a thousand games against a chess bot and not win one, but that's how it generally feels.

[Anonymous No.]

And here I thought mods were going to do something about the truNEET shitstains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649773
this is a no bully zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649773
what gave you that impression

[Anonymous No.]

You can only take it easy in a multiplayer game if you grief and teamkill. I must be really fucked in the head because I find killing my team and ruining a game's cohesion really fun, much more than just shooting the peopld you're supposed to shoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649779
do you enjoy shitposting and trolling also

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649769
I bought starcraft and heart of the swarm thinking I could just have fun with the AI and campaigns but after finishing it (in one sitting) I realized that the real fun is in playing with others. I wish I could play starcraft 2 with somebody who wanted to just take it easy instead of be a tryhard korean mlgprowinnertourneystreamer20000views

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649781
Most multiplayer games with matchmaking systems will place you correctly after ten or fifteen games and then you can play against people around your skill level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649776
Almost all bullying in /jp/ stems from truNEETs invading others topics.

I don't mind that you guys have your little /soc/ thread. I mean, it bugs me a little. But I can live with it. Things have gotten absolutely out of control recently, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649788
>they're just mean bullies with jobs and girlfriends who want to troll your topic
It's this kind of dumb attitude that makes everybody hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649785
those bullies aren't truNEETs, they're just mean bullies with jobs and girlfriends who want to troll your topic. please don't bully us because of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649785
Why don't we push the NEETs back into /r9k/? We can try and prove to moot that these scumbags know nothing about otaku culture and are just here to leach off our board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649780
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649795
I expected as much.

Why killing your enemies not fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649784
but it's the player mentality that still worries me. while i'm taking it easy they're all tryharding to kill me. it's indirect bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649792
You should help me to convince moot make /blog/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649788
>with jobs
>the instant you become employed your mind instantly undergoes a chemical change that turns you into a normal, even if you're still a regular

I've never understood this mindset.

[Anonymous No.]

So how do I obtain an autism check? What are the first steps I need to take to make this happen? How do I get tested/diagnosed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649808
>implying being a regular means you're not a normal
AND YOU NEVER WILL

[Anonymous No.]

Wow which country is waking up? Where did all the normalscum crawl out of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649812
The first step is to go back to your childhood and get tested or diagnosed at that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649798
I do kill enemies. I find it fun, but when I get tired of it I just like taking a car and running everyone over or get a top scoring player to team kill me. It's best when you get a normal team to kill each other though. All in moderation of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649819
I'm from the USA. Just got up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649819
yurop

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649814
Keep throwing "normal" around like the filthy crossboarder you are.

I'm sure it will validate you some day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649840
keep throwing around "crossboarder" like the retarded newfag you are

i'm sure it will validate you one day

[Anonymous No.]

I like these threads but then I realize they're just huge circlejerks

is it wrong to dislike circlejerks?

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes i am afraid to post because my native language is not english
I dont want to post something bad to make me laughed at
But /jp/ doesnt laugh at me it makes me feel welcome

[Anonymous No.]

What multiplayer games do you guys play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649877
As long as you don't speak finnish I don't care how you type

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649855
I don't know, I only participate in circlejerks where people throw random bits of gibberish at each other without any interest in the outcome.

Since circlejerks are required, I participate in them. Whoooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649826

Am I just screwed if I wasn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649826
It kind of pisses me off that my mom never took me to a doctor when I was a kid. Shit may have turned out a lot differently if someone decided to give half a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649880
Call of Duty

I'm not joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649880
World of Tanks

grind game for a NEET

I've spent $200 on it though...

[Anonymous No.]

my mum refused to give me ritalin when I was a kid even though the school and Dr wanted to give it to me

I sometimes wonder if my life would be better if I was put on it

maybe I would have never dropped out due to social anxiety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649781
Wait Heart of the swarm is out? I was planning on buying it
I'll play with you if your still online

>>10649880
Wizardry, CS:S at times but I'm quite bad. I'm trying to get into DOW2 multiplayer as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10648735
>>10648740
People throw this around to keep the real deal supernormies from reverting to absolute barbarian status. People who have been involved in military activities know that it's very easy to convince people to kill each other.

It's the very reason why normies are so 100% invested in being likable and liked - they're just so damn scared. No mental trick is too far-fetched to to justify the continuation of one's existence. They'll do everything to ensure that they belong into a group, and that group must be as impressive as possible.

The more crap a person has shoveled into others' mouths, the more he needs a safe haven. It's perfectly logical.

Hellish drinking and whoring out are okay - they're normal behavior - but god help you if you start showing general disinterest in social interaction. What kind of absolute lunatic would do something like that?

Show even the slightest hint of depression or lack of ambition and you become a zero. No demanding employer or self-respecting woman will consider you. You must have something to lose or you'll be impossible to control when something dirty needs to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649999
It's disgusting to see how easily people start clinging into groups. Even a knitting club is enough. It doesn't matter, there just has to be _something_.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650024
It's funny because you likely do this yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650024
Says a /jp/sie. How ironic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650042
>>10650045
Tell me how spamming random shite on a site of retards and dregs is clinging to a society. You can offer me nothing but le funny jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649999
There's this saying: "You'll realize once you have kids." It's exactly about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650054
Except you don't only spam 'random stuff' (as shown here >>10650024)
and we're talking about groups not society

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649984
You'll probably stomp me into the dirt and laugh at me and pretend to be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650137
I've never even played before, I haven't even bought it yet. I just want someone to play with

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650084
A society, or a human society, is a group of people related to each other through persistent relations, or a large social grouping sharing the same geographical or virtual territory, subject to the same political authority and dominant cultural expectations.

I'm sorry for forgetting to be random enough.
*fartz out a 2hu*

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650149
I'm not that guy but you seem to have some expendable income. If you buy the game for me I'll play with you as much as you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650154
If you want to call /jp/ a society fine
You're still doing /jp/ specific jokes and even responding to discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650161
I do, still trying to find the cheapest place to buy it and SC2 from though

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650161
frig off jess

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650169
Having a pleasant time in a knitting club means that you present yourself to other locals. It makes them feel like they're not alone in the wilderness. It gives them reassurance and fortifies their faith in organized structures.

How connected are we? Mootykins could dig up my IP address if he wanted to. The same applies to you. That's about it. We're probably not even on the same continent. You would not know or care if a meteor wiped out my neighborhood, city or country tomorrow. Well, yes, you'd probably know about the last one.

These facts keep most of the population from even pissing in the direction of communities like 4chan. They don't waste their time with non-beneficial meddling with useless strangers, nor do they hesitate to pour shit on misfits, especially if the misfit seems to be somehow talented or capable - he'd be nothing but a competitor. Isn't it sad? They live in the jungle, and by doing that, they maintain the jungle. They do it because they love the jungle. They want it.

How am I supposed to react? They'll have to come here and shoot me if they want to get rid of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650215
Any luck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650228
Is 45 pounds a good price? that's the price battle.net has and I can't find any that's much cheaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650256
Hots just came out you'd have to go underground for a better deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650256
Search on Slickdeals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650272
>>10650288
Can't find anything and I don't feel like digging any deeper
I think one of my friends has a physical copy of sc2 which he doesn't play so I'll ask him when he's up

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650331
Will you buy me a starcraft 2 copy too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650351
I'm sorry but I don't have that kind of money, hopefully I'll strike big in the lottery or something but until then no.
I hope we can still be friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650361
There's no point in being friends with a poor person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650364
I'm not poor
I just have average wealth. Enough to buy myself games but not everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650381
Whatever you say, pauperlord

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649880

World of Tanks.
It's fun. Keeps me occupied.
Sometimes it gets really frustrating, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650391
If anything you're poorer then me since you can't even buy your own games, loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650407
I don't have to waste my money on games that poor kids like you buy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649763
I'll teach you to play dota anon, I have almost 1k hours.
see email field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650480
I or II? If it's II, is the matchmaking system good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650480
edgy name
russian past aliases
minecraft screenshots
vac bans on record

back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650502
II, the matchmaking system is pretty accurate; I notice it when I qeue with people below my skill level.

>>10650506
>edgy name
It's an album; and I wouldn't call that edgy.
>russian past aliases
Ukrainian
>minecraft screenshots
I like minecraft
>vac bans on record
modern warfare 2

>back to /v/
I've never been a /v/ browser, I jumped ship from /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

Would this be the ultimate pleasure of being cummed inside?
http://www.xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=zerothedarklord

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650672
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650672
arara....
can you steal your own virginity then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650687
if your p0n0s is long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Now I want to try that, what is the thing he is sitting on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650480

I have ~250 DOTA 2 hours and understand all of the 'thought' parts of the game pretty much 100%, but I still get matched with people who are really bad and don't know how or why to lasthit. They just autoattack and nuke creeps. They also do this regardless of if they are playing a support.

A usual game for me is going mid, getting firstblood, (seriously, all five of my last games have me getting firstblood,) rarely missing a creep. From here the game tends to fall into shambles where my team runs around the map independently and the enemy team barrels down mid as 5. When we do fight, even if I perform perfectly and land all of my skills optimally, my team just evaporates.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't take it easy in those games because it is team based but not to the point where the team can win through an individual shortcoming

[Anonymous No.]

At one point in time. I want to become a terrorist and blow this shitty world. Also I used to to think of making tire traps and scatter them along a busy highway at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650704
I agree, MOBAs are like anti-fun.Most multiplayer games are but those in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

The thread broke

[Anonymous No.]

DoTA 2 and QuakeLive CTF are probably the most stressful games I've ever played. Fighting games are a close runner up, but nothing beats the feeling of letting your team down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650704
>>10650714
I don't know how people can get mad at these games. Usually when my team starts losing and there is no way out of it I will act retarded and try to make the other team mad for the rest of the game because I have nothing better to do.

Say if our guy doing bad and gets a lucky kill. I'll talk shit to the guy who died and eventually his team will join in the shittalking too. Eventually everyone is talking shit to each other.

This way I usually end up smiling and laughing even if I lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650723

I just get reported if I try to make people angry

Also occasionally if I yell at someone for ruining the lane

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650723
Bullying is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I am allowed to link to NSFW as long as I don't post anything explicit here NSJ.

http://www.xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=zerothedarklord

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650729
I've never been banned in my life. I do it subtly enough to where people don't think I started it.

>>10650732
How else can I not feel bad about myself? Drugs are expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you're a NEET because you're an asshole and nobody wants to be around you

I wish I could stop being an asshole to people, but it's how I was raised. Being nice just feels awkward and fake to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I will be forced to work on next Monday even after 6 years of NEETing. Finally can't handle the pressure I decide to take a knife and threatening to kill my family. How's that..

[Anonymous No.]

whats a nice dinner to make that isnt too difficult to make?

I'm sick of takeaway food and cans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650701
I didn't start noticing competent teammates (as a rule) until I had double as many hours as you; even now, I still get idiots every once in a while.

>>10650714
You're taking it too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember seeing a cookbook somewhere, it was all different kinds of recipes that could be entirely made using only a rice cooker.
I'd like a scan of that.
At least I think it was a rice cooker, it might have been what those long and slow pots are called.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650748
truhikki

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650785
Crockpot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650770
Buy hamburger meat and bacon. Cut up a few slices of bacon into tiny pieces and mix it into the hamburger meat. Shape them into burgers and cook on top of the stove. Your choosing of bun and vegetables you want to put on it. I like onion bread then I put lettuce, tomato, sweet pickles and pepperjack cheese on it. Too much of this meal can make you real fat though so be careful.

Something healthier you could do is buy plain greek yogurt and some blueberrys (or whatever berry/fruit you like really) and mix them into the yogurt.

Something cheap you could do is buy a large amount of rice then also buy a large amount of dry uncooked beans. Cook them both seperately then mix them together with some spices or Sriracha sauce (pic related). You need to look up how to do the beans properly though or it will suck. Some kinds of beans you need to leave in water for over an hour before finishing cooking them etc etc. Either way cooking both will take almost two hours if you want to do it right. But you end up with so much food for so cheap that it's worth it. Put the leftovers in a container of some kind then put it in your fridge for long term storage. Eat it all within a week though or else it might go bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650723
The universe is in balance when people who get mad at video games as adults keep playing video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650746
It's not how you were raised, it's in your genes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650770
Soup or pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/
http://www.logsoku.com/r/news4vip/1329124427/

[Anonymous No.]

Lately I have been playing Tropico 4 to keep it easy. The music is some kind of relaxing Spanish rumba music and the game is pretty easy but relaxing.

You should try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650746
I feel the same. One of my online friends nearly overdosed because I did some awful stuff to him once

[Anonymous No.]

I've never had a real life friend but I consider you guys friends

is that okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651341
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651210
Maybe you should feel like killing yourself instead of wishing for impossible things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651341
It's not wise. This place is a 100% shit fiesta with genuinely nasty people around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651356
I'm a genuinely bad person too so it's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650748
Why does this lifestyle bring out the violence in you. Its like you stay bottled up for so long there is a sudden eruption every once in a while and next thing you know you're dragging someone across the floor by their ankle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651373
>Why does this lifestyle bring out the violence in you.
It doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

i've decided i'm going to grow a pube beard

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651394
knwo that feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651382
Then that is on overreaction. Even if you are forced to go look for a job, chances are, you won't get hired due to the poor job market.

[dqn !!1X0MlCxI08B No.]

You talk about people clinging to groups, but that's what everyone does. Face it, being truly alone is impossible for a human being who is able to think clearly.
It's like with tribes in the old days, with cultures and subcultures. Today it's just more complex since people can "connect" without any physical encounters. You connect to people by reading their words, you connect to books and stories through their content or authors.
All of /jp/ is also one of these subcultures. And even here, you shun people who aren't suited for your "tribe", the same way people who go with the nightlife subculture might shun people who don't go out.
Don't pretend like this is any different from the rest of the world.

TLDR everyone needs a home to belong in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651406
so I belong with a bunch of autistic shitposters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651406
We have to shun normals
Otherwise they'll turn this place into /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651406
Homes are for homos. Real men are vagrant nomadic viking warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/sies, workaholic-otaku here.
Anyone know a good hypnotist or hypnosis-file to manipulate me into NEEThood? If no mistress will make me a NEET i'll probably suffer very soon from burn-out or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651423
Just stop going to work. It's not that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651429
Don't you understand the meaning behind the term "workaholic"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651423

Just stop working. Stage a nervous breakdown on your job for bonus points, because you can get autism bucks much easier that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651411
I don't know if its related but back in school the only friends I could really form a connection with were the weirder socially inept kids who showed pretty strong aspergers signs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651434
Sorry, I have never worked. Are you addicted to working? How does that work? Does working sexually arouse you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651423
Wait for the burnout, then quit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651445
The idea is that being immersed in work keeps your mind off your other problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650733
First I thought he just had an extra long cock so that he could bend it backwards, but he's actually turning it around, like point down slightly, then just spin it around. How doesn't that break it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651455
Oh, as a NEET you have to face your problems head on. You can't avoid them. Until you become an enlightened sage by taking it maximum easy.

Maybe you could ease yourself into being a NEET by going into a mental hospital. Many people with burnouts do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651483
>as a NEET you have to face your problems head on.
What?
I've been NEETing to avoid my problems.
Working fairly while so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651502
That's okay. You turn away from worldly problems to face what is truly important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10648540
tfw all my savings are in cash money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10648540
It doesn't matter if they take your money, they have to pay it back to due federal regulations. Governments borrow money from banks (and therefore take the money that people put in them) all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

When I woke up today I had strange feeling like something is crushing my heart. Is it because I sleep on belly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651574
Looks like the debt based western economies will soon be part of the third world.

I hope our new Chinese overlords will give me autismbux.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649712
I just go solo. No one to judge me when there's nobody else. There's only one other person with who I play because we're on the same-ish level, that's as much as I can handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10648540
In Cyprus, which was shit on, they were planning to levy 4% of savings under $100,000. To most of us that's piss.

If you were actually a hard worker who had saved up a few hundred thou, well, you got shit on. 20%.

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone here drive manual transmission?

I got a new manual car yesterday and it's scary driving it. When will I feel less nervous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651887
Drive around on empty country roads to get used to it. I've never owned an automatic car and I only had a weak grasp of how to drive manuals when I bought my first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651887
My first car is electric so I don't know how to drive any car with a transmission system...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651887
you'll get used to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651892
That's what I've been doing, I've driven about 100 miles so far, but I'm not confident in my skills yet.

I wish I had gotten a manual car as my first car instead of an automatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10650711
In other words, you really wanted to CUT people right? Literally edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

Selling new manual cars should be illegal already there is no reason for them to exist except hipsters and they are just a safety hazard

[Anonymous No.]

>>10652596
You should make a thread about this on /o/.

[Anonymous No.]

So I have been stretching my cock today after seeing those videos.
It's actually going pretty well, after only an afternoon I can pretty comfortably turn my penis around and hold hands free. I could see after a couple more days it being no problem.
If you want to do it, you just have to pick a side, as the stretch in one direction hasn't helped the other.
Make sure you are flaccid otherwise you'll never do it.
Take your weak hand and hold your testacles to the side opposite where your cock will be turning into.
Now with other hand slowly turn your cock around following your stomach. At your first attempt this is probably as far as you can go. Just hold it for a bit and then return to normal. Repeat a couple times and you'll get farther each time. Youll probably start out more hunched but you can gradually get to the point where your back position doesnt matter.
Once you get to the point where you are inline with your butt you can reach around with your balls hand and start pulling a bit on base of cock. Your goal should just be getting as close as you can whilst sitting comfortably and be able to let go so you sit on yourself.
Even today I got to touch my anus a couple of times because of enough of a stiffness to reach without preventing turning but I'm not going to try insertion without a couple days further.
I suspect that the best time for me to attempt insertion would be already after cumming where my cock would be still larger but not rigid.

Good luck friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10652618
How long is your cock dude

[Anonymous No.]

I went outside today and slipped on ice. I now have large painful bruises on my arm and on my leg.
That'll teach me to go out. They're really painful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10652702
Are you a small, frail girlet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10652634
Under average, this seems a lot more attainable compared to autofellatio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10652750

I bruise easily, I landed very hard.
I'm not very frail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10652794
So you're a tall, dark clumsy amazonian woman? Very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10652832

That's from on extreme to another..!
Don't be silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10652596
Agreed. Manuals are already dying out anyways thanks to increasingly efficient automatic transmissions and hybrid/electric vehicles. Before they could tout the saving noteably more gas and being slightly cheaper for the average Joe. The difference has become immaterial now for the typical non street-racing car-tuning junkie.

[Anonymous No.]

I took some pictures.
I really like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10652596
I only drive manuals.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I take my last Ritalin and stay awake for a few more hours or just give up and go to sleep? I don't know why, but the thought of falling asleep gives me the creeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10651373

I don't know, after long time of NEETing and suddenly forced to look for a job, I freak out it's a like a phobia something and I need a way out.

[Anonymous No.]

i just bought starcraft 2 hots, anybody want to play? i'm new

[Anonymous No.]

>>10649616
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

What fun things is everyone going to do today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10653787
get ignored >>10653514 and play vs ai all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>10653807
I'm sure playing with real people isn't very fun anyway. The AI won't get angry or shout at you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm about to purchase an 7870 LE for 234 dollars. What would you NEETs do with 234 dollars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10653954
Buy groceries, pay rent, etc.

I have no spare money for fun and I frankly don't need it thanks to the internet and piracy.

I wish pirating was this easy when I was a kid. I played the same shitty games all day because I couldn't afford anything else and there was nothing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10653807
Playing on the minecraft server that one person posted up there.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET lyfestyle is best lyfestyle I just woke up bam watching anime bam when I tired going straight to the bed taking 4 hours of sleep and this all week lol all the mad normalfags stay mad.