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hey /jp/
how come chinese people can fly, but not japanese or korean?

>> No.1064459

It's genetic you stupid piece of shit. Did you never go to high school or something? Are you that ignorant?

>> No.1064482

Japanese dont go out enough to get that high.
Koreans are too KEKEKEKE and Zerg to do that.

>> No.1064499

>>1064482
korean people can burrow underground to avoid being seen by the enemy?

>> No.1064508

Japanese people CAN fly, just not all of them. I don't blame you for not noticing, since all the ones that can fly are ninja. The aristocratic ninja elite's souls are not weighed down by gravity.

As for the Koreans, they haven't finished evolving their psionic abilities yet. When their heads get elongated and they start sprouting psi blades you'll know what's up.

>> No.1064503

The Japanese can walk on water.

Because they're Jizasu.

>> No.1064504

>>1064499
And even use their spines to attack, yes.

>> No.1064505

骗人的。

>> No.1064554

>>1064508
oh shi....

>> No.1064700
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1064700

Samurai society prized heaviness over all other virtues. Sadly, this means the tradition of flying was lost as it was considered undignified.

Pic related, that's one heavy motherfucker.

>> No.1064710

Japanese is the more inferior of East Asia.

Korean and Chinese is better.

>> No.1064719

>>1064710
says the corean trolling /jp/

>> No.1064726

>>1064719

in ethnicity, japanese are same people as Koreans.

I am Chinese though, not Korean.

>> No.1064777

>>1064710
How can Koreans be better if they want to be the Japanese?

The girls at least anyway. The guys are too busy playing Starcraft.

>> No.1064784
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1064784

>>1064726 japanese are same people as Koreans.

No they're not.

>> No.1064790

>>1064700
THAT'S HEAVY

>> No.1064797

>>1064784
They're all fucking Han Chinese.

>> No.1064793

>>1064784
wtf does the colors mean?

>> No.1064801

>>1064777

The girls are too busy watching StarCraft.

I hope ToSsGirL wins a Starleague right after YellOw.

>> No.1064807

>>1064784

oh god

look at all of them gooks

>> No.1064811

>>1064793
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Y-chromosome_DNA_haplogroups

Y-chromosome Haplogroups, that is, the male lineage of the population. The map shows the frequency of each type given each geographic region. The rest is self-explanatory.

>> No.1064816

>>1064811

I've been looking for this.

Thank you /jp/

>> No.1064823

>>1064801
ToSsGirL is a scrub

>> No.1064829

>>1064455
I'm pretty sure I've seen a Japanese porn flick that included 'flying', it was awesome to say the least.

>> No.1064835

>>1064823

So are you, but I don't want to fuck you.

>> No.1064833

Chinese people can fly.

Japanese people can grow tentacles.

Koreans, I dunno, they make a mean dinner for two though.

>> No.1064841

Japanese people have flying lolis with big guns and swords.

I think the Japanese win this round.

>> No.1064838

Because KUNG FU.

>> No.1064847

>>1064835
butthurt

>> No.1064858

>>1064829
That might have been Chinese, it was a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon porn parody.

>> No.1064870

跟日本的漫画一样
有一定的神化再里面

>> No.1064871

>>1064838
Why can't I stop laughing?

>> No.1064873

>>1064784

Yes they are. They are descendents of Koreans who came over in the 1500BC.

Japanese are a mix of Korean.

>> No.1064879

武侠小说万岁！

>> No.1064880

japanese women got the loli genes while korean women got the troll genes (as in big fugly troll)...
... and chinese women squint more than any other

>> No.1064883

>>1064880
The fuck has that got to do with flying?

>> No.1064886

>>1064883
Squinting reduces your mass, creating less opposing force to counter the buoyancy of air.

>> No.1064888

喂，这里不是/日本/吗？还是我来错地方了？

>> No.1064900

>>1064873

If you want to be specific about it, the origin of Haplogroup O in Japan can either be traced from Yayoi migrants from mainland Asia. It is still disputed whether or not they came from the Korean peninsula or from the region around Shanghai in eastern China, but a portion of that lineage is Haplogroup O3b1, typically associated with the 'Yamato' Japanese, which derived from the ancestral Haplogroup O3b which is dominant in Korea today, albeit with a 4000 year gap. In any case, that only accounts for 22% of the population, which leaves Haplogroup O3a5, D and C3, all from varying regions of Asia.

>> No.1064905

喂，这里不是/日本/吗？还是我来错地方了!

>> No.1064938

>>1064841
no, Japan wins because it has an American forum called /jp/

>> No.1064972

>>1064938

>american
>forum

>> No.1065146

4chan的同志们握握手
外国有人门对中国武术和日本漫画
的好感觉有些过头了

>> No.1065155

>>1064972
An imageboard is a forum.
And it's fairly understandable to call it American, as it was made by and is owned by an American.

>> No.1065160

>>1064938

>forum

>> No.1065165

>>1065155
member registration, post count whoring, etc...

>> No.1065169

>>1065165
That's not what makes a forum.

>> No.1065173

>>1065169

Unfortunately, they are stigma forever associated with the term "forum".

>> No.1065182

>>1065155
Wow you really don't know what you're talking about do you?
Also it's not an 'American' board. Just because more Americans post on it than anyone else just means there's more Americans posting on it than anyone else. If you want to get into statistics btw, do you know which city in the world has the most posts on 4chan? London.

>> No.1065191

>>1065182
I didn't say it was American.
I said it was understandable to think it's American.
Pretentious eurotrash.

>> No.1065200

this is property of japan!

everything japanese is property of japan!

下げ！

>> No.1065201

Chinese tv is the worst, low production values resulting in shitty pew pew magic effects and the high amount of flying people is fucking ridiculous.

>> No.1065210

>>1065201

From what I know, the TV sucks

I've never seen chinese one though.I might take a look at it

>> No.1065212

>>1065201
It can't be worse than Japanese TV. High budget in Japan means hiring more boy idols.

>> No.1065213

Japanese TV is superior

>> No.1065224

The Chinese have purer hearts.

>> No.1065225

>>1065212
Japanese tv is pretty much shit as well, has the worst acting I've ever seen but at least they don't have flying people in cheap wigs shooting pew pew lasers out of their hands.

>> No.1065231

Chinese have better films.

Hero > Any Japanese film.

Except maybe the Bird People in China, which was awesome because it was in China.

>> No.1065238

>>1065231
Vengeance trilogy>Hero

>> No.1065244

>>1065231

I loved Hero, but really, who do you think you're fooling?

>> No.1065246

>>1065238
It's ok I suppose. Koreans make some pretty decent films.

>> No.1065249

japanese suck at making movies compared to koreans and chinese

>> No.1065251

>>1065244

What the fuck are you talking about? I love Chinese history so it's one of my favourite films.

>> No.1065252

>>1065212
Chinese TV is *really* bad.

That, and the special effects are on par with those done in the 60s. I could probably make something better at home, and I have no idea where to start.

>> No.1065269
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1065269

wuxia = awesome

>> No.1065272

>>1065249

lol no

>> No.1065273

>>1065269
only because you're a chink

>> No.1065284

>>1065269

Agreed. I love Hong Kong martial arts movies.

>> No.1065591

Lasers? Most Fighting chinese television series that I've seen don't have no stinkin lasers. Lots of flying though. And most chinese televisions are dramas instead of Wuxia. Though Wuxia is still pretty popular and isn't really that much worse than american television, well except for the horrible CG.

>> No.1065600

>>1064455
Japanese can fly and do KAMEHAMEHA and all kids of crazy shit.

>> No.1065667

>>1065591
Cardboard acting and romancing the past when China actually had culture.

Fucking Zentraedis.

>> No.1065679

oldboy == pure win

>> No.1065690

>>1065667

Leave the Zentraedi out of this, motherfucker.

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>>1065182
I'll go ahead and call bullshit

>> No.1065780

>>1065182
London hahahaha

>> No.1065782

Korean films are really good. A Tale of Two Sisters is my favorite.

>> No.1065791

>>1065690
Eat shit, the only good Zent is a dead one.

Apart from Klan Klan.

>> No.1065803

>>1065777
Japaaaaaaan

>> No.1065809

>>1065803
naaaaaaapaJ

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1065826

Lol Fresno, CA

>> No.1065830

>>1065809
I forgot Nepal was in Asia.

Now that is well and truly a shitty country.

>> No.1065842

>>1065780
what are you laughing at? Croatia sounds like a throat infection

>> No.1065846

>>1065842
Because it's funny.

>> No.1065853

>>1065830
Why the fuck did I say Nepal? I just noticed it was Japan backwards.

I'm just going to hang my head in shame for the rest of today.

>> No.1066210

>>1065826

Tularefag here.

>> No.1066257

I like Japanese, Korean, and Hong Kong films. Can't recall if any of the Chinese movies were from China proper. Hong Kong is awesome though. I love the Shaw Brothers. I love Golden Harvest. I love wuxia.

>> No.1066382

>>1064505
う、嘘だ！

>> No.1067560
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1067560

because the japanese gods were vastly inferior

>> No.1067645

>>1067560
This is how the analogy goes.

China -> Japan -> Korea
Yukari -> Ran -> Chen

>> No.1067684

okay fuckers, this thread is now about recommending me good wuxia movies

I've seen everything 2000 and on from this page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuxia#Films

go

>> No.1069364

>>1067684

Why not see the pre-2000 movies on that page then? They're pretty good for the most part, better as a whole than the 2000+ movies even.

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