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10643908 No.10643908 [Reply] [Original]

H-hey! What do you think you're doing? .////.

>> No.10643910 [DELETED] 

y is ur forehead blushing O.o

>> No.10643915

What's with the stuttering?

>> No.10643935

I'm getting rid of you. Don't even fucking dare come back. Touhou is a great franchise even with your meddling.

>> No.10643933
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I'm gonna rape you, Marisa.

>> No.10643944
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I found this picture...I think you know what I'm doing.

>> No.10643955

>>10643944
dude thats bakyuren...

>> No.10643963

Does anyone else self-insert as Marisa? I imagine most of /jp/ self inserts as Reimu cause she boring as hell.

>> No.10643966

>>10643963
Marisa is the self-insert tabula rasa.

>> No.10643969
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>>10643908
I fuck you're waifu

>> No.10643971

>>10643963
Reimu's not boring. She's very interesting, actually.

>> No.10643974

>>10643971

If by "intersting" you mean "boring" and "poor" then yeah, I guess she is.

>> No.10643977

>>10643966
No, she funny as hell, Reimu doesn't even have a sense of humour

>> No.10643979

>>10643974
Are you picking a fight with me right now? My Touhou could kick your Touhou's ass.

>> No.10643980

>>10643969
I fuck you're waifu harder

>> No.10643981
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>>10643971
Meimu is the superior miko.

>> No.10643982

I almost want to mention that Marisa has more personality than most Touhous, but then I realize that if you people seriously are letting doujinshi twist your idea of canon that far, then there's absolutely no point in arguing with you.

>> No.10643995

>>10643982
that's why I self-insert as her

>> No.10644008

>>10643982
That doesn't mean shit if I don't like her personality one bit.

>> No.10644011
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>>10643979

My favorite Touhou is Yuyko. If Reimu wasn't so important, she could think her to death.

She wouldn't even time to use her "float away from reality" bullshit.

get fukt

>> No.10644014

>>10644011
Plot armor beats instagib.

>> No.10644036

>>10644011
It is canon that Reimu is the strongest touhou.

>> No.10644045
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>self inserting as a female character

>> No.10644047

>>10644045
I'd tell you to suck my cock, dude.

>> No.10644052

>>10644036
It's canon that suika is the strongest.

>> No.10644055

>>10644011
given the number of ghosts and spirits floating around gensokyo yuyuko's power doesn't seem that great

>> No.10644064

>>10644036
The only thing that was said was that she has an invulnerability skill, which is completely different from an auto-win skill. It only guarantees that you'll at least get a stalemate. And she still has to eat, sleep, etc., so she probably can't keep it up forever.

Moonbitches are the strongest, ZUN already agreed don't bother him about it.

>> No.10644093

>>10644055
PCB Profile:
>Her main ability is manipulation of death.

She could kill you instantly if she wanted to.

>> No.10644107

>>10644093
Not that guy. Even though Yuyuko's my favorite character, I remember that because technically since she controls death, not life, she can't kill instantly. I think.

>> No.10644151

>>10644107
I had to dig through the faggy superpower wiki to find a good description of death manipulation:

>Death-Force is that which causes things to wither, rot, weaken, and eventually die. The user can sense and manipulate the essence that allows Death to exist throughout the universe,

>> No.10644163

>>10644151
Too obvious.

>> No.10644167 [DELETED] 

>>10643933
>>>/v/
>>>/b/

>> No.10644185

Why are you guys even arguing about this when ZUN already said that Reimu is the strongest?

Power-level discussions are stupid anyway. It always ends up being angry nerds saying their favorite Touhou character is the strongest. I'd rather talk about which Touhou you'd like to spend a hot summer day alone with. I'd spend it taking it easy with Reimu.

>> No.10644189

>>10644185
>Why are you guys even arguing about this when ZUN already said that Reimu is the strongest?
Did he really? I can't read moonrunes.

>> No.10644193

>>10644093
Death doesn't seem to be much of a hindrance in Gensokyo

(I guess if you die in gensokyo and don't become a spirit you would just end up back in the real world...)

>> No.10644203

>>10644185
>I'd spend it taking it easy with Reimu

She wouldn't want to come near you on a count of you being a lazy, good-for-nothing, disgusting looking NEET.

>> No.10644223

>>10644203
It's a fantasy. It doesn't need to be make sense, autist.

>> No.10644227

>>10644223

Just because somethings "fantasy" doesn't mean it shouldn't make sense

>> No.10644239

/jp/ always turns into absolute utter shit around this time of the day.

>> No.10644244

>>10644227
I didn't say fantasy, I said a fantasy. As in my fantasy, and likewise I was asking for the fantasies of other posters, limited to the scenario I gave them, a hot summer day with their favorite Touhou. Stop trying so hard to be an EPIC troll ftw by trying to shit on people's fantasies.

>> No.10644249

>>10644244

So you admit you're a lazy, good-for-nothing, disgusting looking NEET then?

>> No.10644252

>>10644227
But that's wrong, if a fantasy would make sense it would be boring and you mightaswell just make it come true

>> No.10644254

>>10644249
Yes.

>> No.10644251
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>>10644244

>> No.10644270

>>10644251
That's a game of filling in the gaps though, not a game of twisting what is already there into an unrecognizable form. And yes, most fanon things are the latter.

Of course, you're free to imagine whatever you want. But that doesn't make it Touhou.

>> No.10644266

>>10644203
lol you are still going on about this yung cunt

>> No.10644281

>>10644270
I wasn't "twisting what is already there into an unrecognizable form". I was not accepting anything that's not true as true, I was not making "Reimu likes lazy, good-for-nothing, disgusting looking NEETs" a fact. I was fantasizing about an impossible, never-to-happen situation, that I would like to happen. There is a huge difference.

>> No.10644296

>>10644281
Oh, I wasn't even talking about your idea of taking it easy with Reimu. I was just talking about fanon in general.

Having tea or whatever isn't annoying to me. What's annoying is all the retards who think all the Touhous are either constantly in heat or actually act like people from out here, or both.

That shit just isn't Touhou.

>> No.10644304
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why is marisa so cute!

>> No.10644321

>>10644304
Marisa's not cute she genki as fuck dood

>> No.10644328

>>10644321
But genki is Japanese for cute, anon. Trust me, i'm a Japanese expert.

>> No.10644336

>>10644328
why do people lie on the internet ;_;

cutest caption ever: jiji chiiga

>> No.10644350

>>10644304
I think once you've become as retarded as you are, everything will look cute to you. Seriously, am I being trolled? Marisa, cute?

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>>10644350

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>>10644350
Cuteness is subjective.

>> No.10644393

>>10644389
It reaches a point where you need a serious mental illness to consider something cute.

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>>10644393
Are you implying that staplers aren't cute?

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>>10644393

>> No.10644410

>>10644406
Staplers can be very cute sometimes. I was talking about Marisa.

>> No.10644428

>>10644350
Don't be mean!

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>>10644350
Sorry

>> No.10645489

>>10643908
Cute rape is the best kind.

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>> No.10645782

>>10643908
>no 'ze'
Get out you imposter

>> No.10645801

>>10645782
Get out of my way.

>> No.10645854

>>10643963
The only Touhou i can self insert is Alice

>> No.10645893

>>10645854
You murder your friends?

>> No.10645941

>>10643982
Please get out secondary fuck everybody here knows that touhou is very grim and dark. everybody are killing each other all the time youkais eating humans day and night in thousands, this is canon zun agreed.

>> No.10645959

>>10645893
If you secondary shits ever played the games enough to capture a spell card or two maybe you would have read ZUN's comment on Mokou's 「蓬莱人形」 spellcard.
> そうかあんたですか。あの時の不思議な人間は。
> そりゃ死なないはずだよ。不老不死なんだもんな。
I have never seen any Japanese spewing that kind of shit about it being Alice, because ZUN says right on Mokou's fucking spellcard comment for the spell that shares its name with the CD who it was in the story. Not to mention all the fucking holes in that shitty theory about it being Alice.

>> No.10645975

>>10645959
Explain the blonde girl at the end. Mokou isn't blonde.

>> No.10645978

>>10644052>>10644064
Please read canon and don't be secondaries. Go away.

>> No.10645994

>>10645975
ZUN changing stuff once the character was actually introduced. Though to be really picky the story was all about dolls.
> 『そして誰もいなくなった』で人が死ぬたびに人形の数も減っていく。
> CD-R版の正直者の数はこれに相当。

>> No.10646000

>>10645994
So you're telling me Alice murdering the honest men was like JFK's supposed assassination?

>> No.10646011

>>10646000
Its a story ZUN wrote that he changed to a less violent story after selling only 40 copies then connected the story to Mokou and her spell cards. The idea that it could have been Alice is a purely Western secondary theory.

>> No.10646016

>>10643908
Hello Marisa I would like you to meet my little friend. Goliath! We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.

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