/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[mei-kun No.]

which touhou would you take to an amusement park? what would you have the most fun doing?

I'd take iku, because she could power the bumper cars even after the people running the ride shut them down

[Anonymous No.]

I would take your mom because she has the power to suck my cock at 12x the speed of light

[Anonymous No.]

So you'd take Iku to an amusement park for your selfish wish of riding bumper cars for as long as you want? You'd play with a girl's heart for such a shallow reason? You have none of my respect. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10640824
You can't surpass the speed of light. Do what you want to his mother, but don't fucking mess with the laws of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu.

We would have a lovely day. Riding rides. Playing games. Eating unhealthy but delicious foods.

Maybe even get a kiss on the Ferris wheel.

And at the end if that wonderful day, I'd sell her ass to the carnies for drugs. Then I'd go find Sanae for a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

ebig thread

i liked op response

[mei-kun No.]

of course, bringing Yuugi would be fun because she would annihilate those rigged strength tester machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10640985
This reminds me I really should keep doing my reps tonight.