NEET/Hikkomori Lifestyle

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NEET/Hikkomori Lifestyle Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:07:20 2013 No.10639558 [Reply] [Original]

NEET/Hikkomori Lifestyle Thread.

Please discuss your NEET/Hikkomori lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:08:36 2013 No.10639566 File: 61 KB, 355x414, Feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no gf

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:10:35 2013 No.10639574 I wish I could have been a TEENEET I didn't find out about the whole "you can drop out when you're 16 and then turn around and get your GED" thing until I had already graduated

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:11:50 2013 No.10639580 File: 42 KB, 500x281, Feelio.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639566

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:13:35 2013 No.10639589 File: 15 KB, 633x758, 1363215281703.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't stop eating Kit-Kats. I don't even like them. I just force myself to keep eating them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:13:35 2013 No.10639590 File: 52 KB, 310x370, 1356204428090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 'im going to take a nap because life is boring

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:13:50 2013 No.10639591 File: 46 KB, 633x758, Feely.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no gf but you have your japoo buddies who will always be there for you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:14:35 2013 No.10639595 File: 61 KB, 400x476, ishiggyggyshigyg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639590 >NEET >Boring This life is obviously not for you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:15:06 2013 No.10639599 >>10639589 By the way, this post is real. I'm not the other guy spamming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:15:36 2013 No.10639601 This thread is giving me a case of the feels

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:16:21 2013 No.10639603 File: 55 KB, 836x902, feely.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639599 >Spamming You clearly don't know what spam is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:18:21 2013 No.10639616 I got sick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:18:21 2013 No.10639617 Why don't you go outside? It's spring, you know...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:19:50 2013 No.10639624 >>10639603 You're spamming feels. Please obey the local feel limit. Anything above two feels per hour is spamming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:20:05 2013 No.10639634 File: 50 KB, 428x510, 1259460569264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639629

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:20:20 2013 No.10639629 >>10639617 I went outside yesterday into a forest and ran off, crying because I saw some teenagers having fun. I hope they fucking die

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:21:20 2013 No.10639635 >>10639617 it's autumn

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:21:50 2013 No.10639636 >>10639634 It's not funny. I have a serious distrust of people enjoying themselves and laughing. It's the main reason I don't go out

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:21:50 2013 No.10639637 >>10639617 More to do on the internet than outside Outside is only fun if you have money

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:24:35 2013 No.10639646 >>10639617 Seeing happy people makes me happy for a bit, then it makes me sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:25:21 2013 No.10639651 How can I get a cute NEET girlfriend? I don't want to do anything lewd with them, just talk about stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:25:50 2013 No.10639654 >>10639651 You can't. They don't exist

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:27:35 2013 No.10639658 >>10639651 NEET girls only like working men so they can support them. They aren't stupid

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:28:20 2013 No.10639662 >>10639629 >>10639646 I hate seeing people having fun too. Whenever someone mentions they have friends or girlfriend I get mad internally and want to punch them. I didn't use to be like this...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:28:20 2013 No.10639664 File: 13 KB, 500x500, 1360909702743.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639658

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:28:36 2013 No.10639665 Surely there's a dating website with some NEET girls on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:30:51 2013 No.10639673 Relationship discussion doesn't belong neither in this thread or this board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:30:51 2013 No.10639674 >>10639635 You're on the wrong half of the earth. Go north, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:31:06 2013 No.10639675 >>10639662 its because they objectively think are better than you for having things and relationships, thats why people suck. Every opportunity to rub in your face are not wasted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:32:20 2013 No.10639682 >>10639665 See >>10639658 Only exception are richNEETs.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:33:20 2013 No.10639684

>>10639662
I only get annoyed if they start implying they're the same as me.
>yeah man my feels my gf left me a month ago I haven't gotten laid in 2 weeks I'm like a half hiki the only time I leave my room is to go to class

I wish I could slap them across the face for even thinking they're tru

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:37:06 2013 No.10639696 File: 818 KB, 2289x1527, a1bf0fe72dfba28367a19ad325cc6734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I make money as NEET without autismbux?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:37:51 2013 No.10639694 >>10639574 Highschool was boring but not boring enough for me to want to drop out. I didn't have anything better to do anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:38:51 2013 No.10639697 >>10639694 Yeah but had I quit I could have started NEETing sooner instead of spending 7 hours a day daydreaming and counting the minutes until I could go home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:39:35 2013 No.10639699 >>10639696 Sell drugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:40:51 2013 No.10639703 >>10639699 Something else?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:41:05 2013 No.10639708 >>10639703 Rob people who sell drugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:41:20 2013 No.10639706 >>10639697 Well I guess if you had something you would have preferred doing it would have worked out better for you. But I had nothing to come home to. Everyday I waited for school to end, and when I got home I just thought "Now what."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:41:50 2013 No.10639707 >>10639696 I wish there could be a touhou adventure in an American city it'd be like that Muppets movie

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:43:05 2013 No.10639711 >>10639703 Well, aren't we choosy. I dunno nigga, damn. Start a business or something if you've got access to capital (family?)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:43:20 2013 No.10639712 >>10639708 Something that doesn't involve crimes? (or at least, something that doesn't involve non-digital crimes)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:43:50 2013 No.10639716 >>10639696 Technical trading systems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:45:06 2013 No.10639724 >>10639711 No way, my family has pretty much no capital.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:46:35 2013 No.10639732 >>10639711 What sort of business?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:47:05 2013 No.10639734 >>10639724 Then get a loan and either start a business or invest (Bitcoins jumped from $10 to $60+ since October. Thinking about going this route myself since I've got nothing to lose.)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:49:06 2013 No.10639741 >>10639684 But conversely it's just as bad to assume you know their circumstances, and judge them on these assumptions, when they don't provide full details.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:51:35 2013 No.10639747 >>10639732 What are your talents?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:51:50 2013 No.10639749 >>10639617 Spring? It's been snowing for the last 3 days. It's -3°C outside. Canadian East Coast a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:52:20 2013 No.10639753 >>10639747 I don't think I have any.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:52:35 2013 No.10639758 I wish I could be a businessNEET but I have no talents or skills and the whole risk of failure thing terrifies me. >>10639741 Normals love giving you all the details

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:53:51 2013 No.10639765 >>10639734 Do banks even lend money to NEETs?

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:56:06 2013 No.10639779 [DELETED]

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got;
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those nights when you've got no lights,
The check is in the mail;
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail;
And your third fiance didn't show;

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your name.

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl;

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people know,
People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:57:50 2013 No.10639784

>>10639753
Well, you're a NEET. It's time to get cracking on some self improvement.
If you learn to code, you can sit on your ass all day while making money. But that's only if you're good.

>>10639758
It's great assuming you can cover all your living expenses. If anything, you should embrace failure and learn from it.

>>10639765
Assuming you've got good credit and some sort of business plan, I don't see why not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:58:20 2013 No.10639786 College dropout. Ennui has firmly set in. Feel depressed or bored all the time. As much of a waste of space as I am, I'd like to think that if my dad and childhood friend hadn't died growing up I would've turned out just a bit better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:58:50 2013 No.10639790 >>10639658 Suppose I'm a rich NEET, how can I get one then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:58:50 2013 No.10639792 >>10639784 How do I turn coding into a business?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 17:59:35 2013 No.10639795 >>10639617 I live in New England where it seems to be eternal Winter, I just want it to get warm so I can finally go outside again.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:00:06 2013 No.10639801

>>10639734
You'll earn peanuts this way. In the olden days of 2011 with an efficient Radeon I had to mine ~1.5 weeks for a single bitcoin and they halved that quota recently.
But I support your notion of entering it as a another pyramid schemer. Seriously, I have nothing against bitcoin as a giant scam but as a 'legit' currency it would only benefit organized crime and money launderers, and those stupid idealistic libertarian kids help them without realizing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:00:06 2013 No.10639802 >>10639792 Indie videogames? You know, like Minecraft

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:01:06 2013 No.10639808 >>10639792 First you start trying to learn how to program on the internet, then you realize you're shit and remember you were horrible in math anyway, then you give up and shitpost in /prog/ threads

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:01:20 2013 No.10639810

>>10639790
Why would you even bother asking here then? Ask your personal assistant to arrange a private matchmaker or engage an online service to that effect. Family members certainly would object to you marrying a NEET girl if she's from a shitty background though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:02:20 2013 No.10639816 >>10639808 You don't really need advanced math for programming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:03:35 2013 No.10639817 >>10639810 That's a whole different level of rich. Is that really how rich you need to be to get a cute NEET girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:03:35 2013 No.10639819 >>10639617 There's 3 inches of snow outside.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:04:21 2013 No.10639824

>>10639790
Do any of us look like we're well versed in the ways of love? Why do you even want a NEET gf so badly?

You probably meet on the internet anyway. Just mention how much money you make every once in a while and hang around weeb centers like this one and eventually a few gold diggers will sniff you out and want to exchange skypes.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:07:05 2013 No.10639846

>>10639817
Even if you don't have them on full-time staff the idea still stands. Find a service and pay them to do most of the work for you. Wealthy people get others to help act as their brain and brawn especially in areas they aren't particular learned or comfortable in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:08:06 2013 No.10639856 >>10639802 That seems like a bit of a long shot, I'd also need a good idea for a simple game, which I lack, s-sorry. I also fear that people in China will both out code and undercut me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:09:20 2013 No.10639858 >>10639817 shot answer: no log answer: yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:09:51 2013 No.10639865 File: 17 KB, 564x475, weather phoenix - Google Search.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639819 Pretty nice out here.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:10:20 2013 No.10639869

>>10639792
Wasn't there a website out there where you can work on small projects from home for money? Wish I'd remember the URL.

>>10639801
I wasn't planning on mining, I'm aware of how unprofitable it is right now (unless you buy an ASIC card). I was planning on buying and holding them. They can only go up!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:11:35 2013 No.10639880 I wish I could fuck the girl in the picture but she isn't real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:12:35 2013 No.10639886 >>10639824 I have ever talked to a girl before and I'm assuming they are cute like in anime, that's why I want one. Do I actually have to give them any money? Can I just pretend that I'm rich and have a job?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:13:35 2013 No.10639896 >>10639880 >she isn't real What are you talking about? She's right there in that picture.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:14:50 2013 No.10639903
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Anyone have any success stories about turning their life around? How did you do it and what gave you the push?

I'll be a NEET and semi shut-in of 2 years very soon, and I feel like once I reach the 2 year mark it'll be really hard for me to get a job since I've never been employed so nobody will want me. The thing I dread most is when I finally get a job interview and they ask me "so, what have you been doing for the last 2 years?".

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:15:20 2013 No.10639905 >>10639801 I don't think he's talking about mining them himself. Just buying and hoping it keeps growing. Nowadays, bitcoin mining is all about FPGA/ASIC rigs. Even huge botnets can't really compete with those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:15:35 2013 No.10639906 >>10639896 But that picture only exists on my screen. Even if I printed it I still wouldn't be able to fuck the girl, only the paper she is printed on. I don't want to fuck paper and I don't know how to do it, nor do I want to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:16:05 2013 No.10639914 File: 158 KB, 752x975, loliiii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639880 They can be anon, they can be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:16:35 2013 No.10639911 >>10639906 You should get a 3D printer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:17:20 2013 No.10639917 >>10639906 Stop thinking in the physical world, that's just something that your mind invented. If you explore your mind you will find she is real and you can fuck her.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:17:35 2013 No.10639920

>>10639903
>I'll be a NEET and semi shut-in of 2 years very soon, and I feel like once I reach the 2 year mark it'll be really hard for me to get a job since I've never been employed so nobody will want me. The thing I dread most is when I finally get a job interview and they ask me "so, what have you been doing for the last 2 years?".
Just say you traveled the world or some stupid shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:17:50 2013 No.10639922 >>10639903 Please leave. This thread is for NEET discussion, not tips on how to make yourself seem more appealing for employment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:18:20 2013 No.10639924 >>10639903 Start trying, then. You won't get a job by just sitting around, so go out and look for a job. If they ask what you've been doing, make something up. Lying is incredibly easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:18:36 2013 No.10639927 >>10639903 winning lotery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:18:51 2013 No.10639930 >>10639903 >"so, what have you been doing for the last 2 years?". lie?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:19:06 2013 No.10639933 >>10639930 but lying is wrong anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:20:35 2013 No.10639944 >>10639911 If I had a 3D printer I'd print out a gun or something. Fucking plastic is probably a bad idea. >>10639917 I don't want a tulpa. >>10639914 But the girl in the OP isn't a loli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:21:35 2013 No.10639950 >>10639914 My dick is hard as diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:24:35 2013 No.10639962 File: 196 KB, 800x1067, 136352331964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] with money even loli become available

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:24:35 2013 No.10639963 >>10639944 I'm not talking about a tulpa. Just concentrate and route around in there until you find her. Then you should be able to take it from there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:25:05 2013 No.10639970 >>10639962 Celebrities have already proven you can't buy your way out of jail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:25:35 2013 No.10639967 >>10639903 My idea of a NEET success story is when he figures out how to live on his own and never work and figure out a way to enjoy cool hobbies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:26:05 2013 No.10639977 >>10639886 Please respond, this is important.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:26:06 2013 No.10639971 File: 55 KB, 1200x825, 1359280604600.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am a truNEET. Ask me anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:26:50 2013 No.10639975 >>10639970 but we dont have fame, deals in obscurity out of public eyes are more successful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:27:35 2013 No.10639979 >>10639971 why are u always so steamy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:27:51 2013 No.10639981 >>10639971 How big is that shit pile on the floor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:28:05 2013 No.10639989 >>10639886 Yes you can just pretend to have money, a lot of guys do this to get laid. But all it'll do is get you laid. Depends on how long you can hold up the jig.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:28:35 2013 No.10639984 >>10639977 Cuteness is expensive, if you have something she wants, she will be the cuteness incarnate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:28:50 2013 No.10639988 >>10639971 Why do you have vampire teeth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:29:05 2013 No.10639991 >>10639971 I'm a truNEET too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:29:20 2013 No.10639992 >>10639971 Why are you still on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:31:20 2013 No.10640001 >>10639971 Is watching a little girl playing from your window a truNEET violation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:31:35 2013 No.10640002 File: 89 KB, 545x717, seifuku (3850).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639971 How old are you? How many neet years? Whats the last VN you played?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:31:35 2013 No.10640004 >>10639984 Thank you. >>10639989 But I don't want to get laid. I just want someone I can talk to every day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:32:20 2013 No.10640008 >>10639924 >>10639930 It would have to be a pretty elaborate lie to explain why I haven't been doing anything for almost 2 years. I'm usually good at making excuses, but I can't think of any lie that could believably cover this up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:32:20 2013 No.10640010 >>10639971 >>10639991 Don't lie TruNEETs are extinct.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:33:05 2013 No.10640012 >>10640004 >I just want someone I can talk to every day. Get a friend, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:33:35 2013 No.10640015 >>10640004 Your best bet is probably the internet. /r9k/ has weird ideal mate threads where a lot of NEETs meet each other, heaps of girls there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:33:35 2013 No.10640016 >>10640010 Just because you're a falsNEET doesn't mean truNEETs don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:33:50 2013 No.10640019 >>10640010 Not if we extract their DNA and implant it into a embryonic cell. We just need to find a fossilised truNEET.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:35:05 2013 No.10640031 >>10639629 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixg_x99H_jc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:35:05 2013 No.10640033 >>10640008 tried for a year to get a job took a year off for reflection on life via vacation to glorious country of interest if they press you anymore you don't have to tell them shit right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:35:36 2013 No.10640030 >>10640010 truNEETs are endangered but they aren't extinct yet I have footage

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:36:35 2013 No.10640035 >>10640030 Please upload it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:38:35 2013 No.10640045 >>10639816 >You don't really need advanced math for programming. dude if you're incapable of following simple instructions yourself, you won't be able to write instructions for the computer

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:38:35 2013 No.10640046 [DELETED]

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>>10639979
I like to wrap myself warmly in a cold room

>>10639981
I am truTOILET trained

>>10639988
They aren't vampire teeth, they're truNEET teeth

>>10639992
Because I am a truNEET

>>10640001
I don't watch people from my window so I don't know

>>10640002
25
8 NEET years
F/SN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:39:05 2013 No.10640051 >>10640046 What are the teeth used for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:40:35 2013 No.10640054 >>10640012 That's what I want but they have to be a cute girl. >>10640015 Thanks for the advice. I'm going to sleep now, goodnight /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:40:51 2013 No.10640056 How does one go into being a butler? Seems nice, plus I sort of like housework and cooking. I know it isn't necessarily NEET, but it seems easy and forgiving. Maybe I could work for some pretty, young NEET girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:40:51 2013 No.10640057 >>10640046 anzu a SHIT, you are not a truneet you are just a nerd

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:41:05 2013 No.10640063 >>10640056 they have butler college

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:41:05 2013 No.10640064 >>10640056 if i was a anime i would like to be a butler, but in real life it seems pretty shitty

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:41:21 2013 No.10640059 >>10640054 >but they have to be a cute girl. Good luck with that.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:41:50 2013 No.10640062
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>>10640051

I am the other truNEET.
They can be used for lots of stuff, but mainly for biting open plastic packages, chewing, and in rare cases, fighting other truNEET over territory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:42:35 2013 No.10640067 >>10640054 You may not know this because you sound like a fuckin nerd but Girls make awful friends

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:42:50 2013 No.10640070 >>10640054 Cute girls probably wont care about you as much, I used to have a "friend" like that and I was pretty much used as a pack mule for stuff. Aint going back to that again.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:43:21 2013 No.10640072

>>10639869
I'm actually thinking about investing in Bitcoin too. Probably around 1k at most.

I'm really scared of it not going up anymore, though. It went up to 64USD not too long ago and then immediately went back down to 60. More and more ASIC rigs are being shipped out too...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:43:21 2013 No.10640074 >>10640056 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+become+a+butler

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:45:05 2013 No.10640090 File: 98 KB, 414x600, push2_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640062 Could you take on the beachmaster of /jp/?

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>>10640090

I was born with a rare dysfunction, my truTEETH are very small and my jaw doesn't open very easily.
As a result I was protected as a youngNEET and didn't learn to fight either.

I wouldn't stand a chance to the other truNEET.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:53:05 2013 No.10640124 >>10640072 It's almost at 65 now. I'm kicking myself for not holding onto my coins instead of spending them. Last time I bought them they were at 47.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:53:05 2013 No.10640127 I just wrote a paper about how much I love to crossdress and prettycure. I submitted it to my teacher because It's due today and I have nothing to write about. I hope she understands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:54:20 2013 No.10640130 >>10640107 Sounds like a cheeto deficiency

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:55:35 2013 No.10640140 >>10640124 what did you spend them on

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:57:20 2013 No.10640149
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>>10640130

We don't have cheetos where I live. Not even doritos. Hell, not even mountain dew.
However, I'm better at taking it easy than most other NEETs and truNEETs because they have much more chocolate around here than they do in the United States.

"iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg Wed Mar 20 18:58:21 2013 No.10640158
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Tonight Im taking it super easy. Drinking coffee, browsing, listening to music and feeling relaxed. Maybe I'll blast some bakas in BF3 later on. Its a good night to take it eezy.
>>10640127
If you didnt write it in a creepy manner it should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 18:58:51 2013 No.10640160 >>10640140 A couple things from silk road, but oh well. At least it'll be a good week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:00:50 2013 No.10640163 to those of your who don't have a proper desk setup for a desktop/laptop computer, does it hurt your back to use your laptop for prolonged periods of time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:04:20 2013 No.10640175 My brother threatened me to stab me with a screwdriver earlier and I said that he should do it and even spit in his face, but he didn't do it. What a coward. Maybe I'll find someone else to stab me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:05:35 2013 No.10640179 So today I went job hunting for the first time in several years and got a few interviews. Those fuckers had better hire me because I don't know how much longer I can do this...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:07:06 2013 No.10640187 >>10640179 My condolences.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:07:21 2013 No.10640186 NEET for over two years.. I can't go on like this, started working out about a month ago and applying for the army in a few months. I just need something more to wake up to than video games.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:09:35 2013 No.10640192 >>10640186 Thats why you aren't a truNEET How old are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:10:05 2013 No.10640195 >>10640186 There were some weaboos in signals, engineering and armor over in the army here. If you can't become a commissioned officer I hope you're smart enough to at least avoid the vocations most likely to get you blown up. Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:12:05 2013 No.10640200 File: 45 KB, 554x439, 1362967774350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What best describes the life of a NEET? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFrW9_B93Pg

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:14:05 2013 No.10640206 >>10640200 Words doesn't describe the lifestyle. You must live it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:14:20 2013 No.10640207 >>10640200 I wish you nigNEETs would stop spamming your shitty music

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:14:35 2013 No.10640209

>>10640192
21 in May. Been NEET since mid 18s, I was in uni but never went and used my loans to pay for games and shit, I got a job about 4 months after I officially left uni but was ill for 6 months and everything went to shit from then on. Been claiming jobseekers for like 8 months now and my parents pay for food etc.

>>10640195
Where's here? I'm in the UK and probably going for infantry, depends what I think after doing basic training.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:15:05 2013 No.10640214 >>10640209 >NEET since mid 18s But that would make you over 200 years old!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:16:06 2013 No.10640217 >>10640214 Sorry, I'm not very good with numbers, I mean over 100 years old.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:16:20 2013 No.10640216 >>10640209 How hard is it to get in?

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:19:50 2013 No.10640219

>>10640214
Ahh you knew what I meant. If I was a vampire or some shit I'd be NEET, that shit would be pretty good.

>>10640216
Not too difficult, the mental side is pretty simple, basic maths, problem solving & deductive skills. You can take the sample test online and I got 100% on everything. The hard part is the physical, you need to do 50 sit ups & 44 press ups in under 2 mins each, run 1.5 miles in under 9mins 18s (It's more for normal army but if you want to join paras that's what you need), carry 2x20KG Jerry Cans for 150 Meters and lift a 40KG bag of sand over your head. I'm not obese or anything but I'm overweight so I'm working on burning as much fat as I can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:20:50 2013 No.10640221 >>10640219 Why not join the navy instead?

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:21:50 2013 No.10640222
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>>10640200

Each morning I wake up and start my truNEET day with this song and I listen to it as I dance from the bed to my computer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwutKpVyas

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:23:51 2013 No.10640227

>>10640221
I've thought about joining the marines but I'm not sure if it's right for me. I know I want to be on the front line, not doing shit like engineering or logistics. I'm going to a careers office and see what they have to say. I haven't even decided if I'm going TA or full time yet.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:24:51 2013 No.10640229

>>10640219

>you need to do 50 sit ups & 44 press ups in under 2 mins each, run 1.5 miles in under 9mins 18s

No wonder American ground soldiers are so pathetic. I could do that easily and I'm a fat piece of shit. How is it even possible to not be able to do 50 sit ups in less than 2 minutes? Even elderly people should be able to do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:24:51 2013 No.10640230 I'm so gassy tonight. Letting off some real stink bombs in here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:25:05 2013 No.10640235 >>10640230 Dude I can smell it through my computer. What the hell man this shit reeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:25:50 2013 No.10640234 >>10640229 There is some training involved, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:26:05 2013 No.10640238 >>10640230 me too

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:26:35 2013 No.10640236 >>10640229 This is UK, not USA. That's just to get into basic training, you have to actually pass the training too and depending on what role you want there's more or less physical or mental stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:26:35 2013 No.10640237 >>10640230 Ewww

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:27:50 2013 No.10640242 >>10640229 I have horrible cardio (although I'm in good strength) and can run a mile in under 7, those really are awful standards. I'm pretty sure there were high school students running in the 6, but I'm not sure. I know I'm not fast though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:29:35 2013 No.10640246 >>10640242 The idea is you just have to have basic fitness to get in then once you're in and taking part in training you'll either advance or drop out.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:30:35 2013 No.10640251

>>10640209
The goody-two-shoes in your old colonial family. AKA Canada. If you want to see the front lines for fuck's sake at least go in a Chally. Chobham is a lifesaver it seems. I've heard about the time one was stuck in a ditch and got hit by dozens of RPGs but came out just fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:35:50 2013 No.10640265 >>10640251 Christ, that would be a sight. I've thought about doing something like Tank Crewman but like I said I haven't really made my mind up yet, thanks for the advice though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:37:35 2013 No.10640273 hey /neet/ is there a videogame that you'd like to play but doesn't exist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:38:20 2013 No.10640275 >>10640273 Space flight sim. Just flying around in space in a first person cockpit. It's my dream

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:39:05 2013 No.10640280 >>10640275 Ah fuck. There definitely is a game just for you but I forgot the name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:40:05 2013 No.10640283 >>10640273 A good action Gundam game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:40:36 2013 No.10640285 >>10640275 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List𝑜𝑓space𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑕𝑡simulator_games

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:43:05 2013 No.10640294 >>10640280 X3?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:43:50 2013 No.10640299 Do normals respect us more or less than the 'other' NEET that has a bunch of kids and spends all his money on drugs and alcohol and does a lot of crime?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:44:50 2013 No.10640303 >>10640299 more but that doesn't mean they have much respect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:45:05 2013 No.10640304 >>10640285 the hell is wrong with your link

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:45:05 2013 No.10640308 >>10640294 Nah, it's just a plain space exploration game. If I recall it was still in development.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:45:50 2013 No.10640307 >>10640304 I.. I don't know http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List𝑜𝑓space𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑕𝑡simulator_games

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:46:20 2013 No.10640311 >>10639617 It snowed today. I'll stay inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:46:50 2013 No.10640312 >>10640308 fuuuuck I think I know what you're talking about.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:47:20 2013 No.10640317

>>10640273

I want to play an open world serial killer simulator that has an intelligent police AI that will track you in realistic ways. One example might be breaking into a house, killing someone, and then a relative discovers the body the next day and calls the police. If you forgot to wear gloves or if you left behind any other types of evidence then the police AI would use that to track you.

A game like that would be great. I doubt any game developers would ever make it, but maybe someone will create a serial killer roguelike some day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:47:51 2013 No.10640320 >>10640307 wasn't funny the first time you're starting to piss me off

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:47:51 2013 No.10640323 Do you think there is a way we could pool our resources together to make money?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:49:36 2013 No.10640331 >>10640323 Every NEET uses their computer to mine for bitcoins then we gather up all the bitcoins at the end of the month and divide them evenly amongst the group. Communism in NEET form.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:51:05 2013 No.10640342 >>10640339 you beat me by fucking seconds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:51:05 2013 No.10640343 >>10640323 Yeah. I'll open a paypal account and all of you pool your resources into it. We will be making money in no time I swear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:51:21 2013 No.10640339 File: 1.17 MB, 1920x1080, space.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640275 Star Citizen, coming soon. Use Space Engine to satisfy your hunger for now. Russians have prevailed again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:51:21 2013 No.10640341 >>10640312 http://en.spaceengine.org/load Remembered it, that the one?

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:52:05 2013 No.10640344

>>10640323
If we had actual skilled NEETs we could start up some sort of small business venture and sleep in the same room and eat the same food to save money and eventually we could start producing something to make money and we'll split things in equal shares so it'll be kind of like a commune full of weirdos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:54:20 2013 No.10640349 Military recruiters are in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:54:20 2013 No.10640350 >>10640341 Fucking found it at last https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrcEUO7TC28

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:54:20 2013 No.10640351 >>10640342 I'm sorry anon, at least we know now. I want to get really immersed though, my game never looks like those screenshots despite tweaking settings around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:54:20 2013 No.10640352 >>10640344 If someone had the startup dosh we could do tech support over the phone or any other kind of phone service such as phone sex.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:55:05 2013 No.10640359

>>10640265
There's been minor injuries but no one has yet died in an Abrams or Challenger from enemy fire. They say armor are bullet magnets but it doesn't matter so much if the ordnance fired against them don't do shit. The only thing that tankers have died from is friendly fire which is pretty ironic having your own side being the greatest danger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:55:35 2013 No.10640356 >>10640350 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrcEUO7TC28 This is what I wish eve was like, proper spacship simulation rather than point and click, I would play the shit out of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 19:59:05 2013 No.10640364 >>10640323 A videogame? I'm sure there are a few artists and programmers here and learning online wouldn't be so hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:03:35 2013 No.10640374 >>10640364 All of the people who actually have those skills are currently in school or are looking for or have even found careers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:05:50 2013 No.10640383 How is your boyfriend today /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:06:05 2013 No.10640387 File: 5 KB, 360x216, mobileinfantry.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640349 Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:09:05 2013 No.10640397 >>10640383 he died

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:10:51 2013 No.10640399 tgw feel when truNEET as HELL

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:14:36 2013 No.10640405 >>10640387 No. They do the dying. Join fleetcom and do the flying with better benefits instead!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:15:05 2013 No.10640408 >>10640294 Infinity:The Quest for Earth I'm depressed,I'm not a truNEET,but my life is hopeless and without future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:15:35 2013 No.10640409 File: 19 KB, 600x500, 1344959064204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] where my fatNEETs at

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:17:06 2013 No.10640420 File: 133 KB, 400x304, 1300513353906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640409 That face when fatNEET right now, thinNEET two months ago and probably again in two months or so. the cycle continues

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:18:35 2013 No.10640422 >>10640420 You must have some awful stretch marks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:21:05 2013 No.10640439 >>10640422 it can't be helped!

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:21:20 2013 No.10640436
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I find it so hard to believe that there are people on /jp/ who are British.

Just the thought that a man who could make any American woman moist with the very sound of his voice would be on /jp/ and talking to someone like me, I'm just a lowly American with a nasally high pitched voice.

I just can't understand it. I try to wrap my head around the idea and I can't comprehend it. I don't think I'll ever be able to look at British people as anything other than gods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:22:20 2013 No.10640443 >>10640436 Finn detected Stop trying to start shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:23:05 2013 No.10640450 >>10640436 If they're such gods why did we win the war?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:25:50 2013 No.10640463 >>10640450 That whole "war" was rigged by jews from the start.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:26:36 2013 No.10640467 >>10640436 I heard people from /jp/ talking on voice chat once and there were several people speaking that had English accents. I felt so intimidated that I couldn't speak and then I panicked and turned off my computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:27:06 2013 No.10640469 >>10640420 Are you bulking/cutting or just a fat fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:27:06 2013 No.10640474 >>10640467 How many were really hard to understand even though english was their first language? Going a long time without speaking has really made my speech sound like shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:27:36 2013 No.10640472 >>10640450 Because our enemies shot themselves in the foot, leaving us to clean up the mess. Except for Japan. They got owned hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:29:20 2013 No.10640479 >>10640469 Just a fat fuck who gets to the point of thinking "better stop being fat before I get obese" and ends up close to anorexic before repeating it again

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:29:35 2013 No.10640480 Being fat sounds like fun You're covered in one big cushion, you're always nice and warm, you can lay things on your belly as a table, and you look bigger so people are less likely to mess with you. I wish I could afford it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:30:20 2013 No.10640481 >>10640472 I'm talking about the revolutionary war. You don't remember how we completely kicked those sorry Brit asses then?

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:30:51 2013 No.10640485

Why don't you guys go for a jog once in a while.

It gets me really pumped and refreshed, plus it helps stopping me feel like shit the times when I am at home.
My usual routine is grocery shopping early in the morning, going home and making a nice fruit filled breakfast, stretches, then going for a jog.

You can absolutely start out at a small amount, then increase over time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:31:21 2013 No.10640488 >>10640485 >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:32:05 2013 No.10640491 >>10640480 It is not. More disadvantages than advantages (I am not fat, by the way). Better than what you say, is the fact that you can literally eat an unlimited amount of food.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:33:35 2013 No.10640494
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>>10640485

>It gets me really pumped

I just take pills for that.

It makes me feel energized and happy, it makes my heart beat faster, and it makes me lose weight. It's pretty much the same thing as running but I don't have to leave the computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:34:20 2013 No.10640498 >>10640481 Oh! I apologize, not sure why WW2 was the first thing that came to mind. Yeah, I guess they did get owned pretty hard..what with a bunch of rebels defeating one of the greatest empires that ever existed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:34:35 2013 No.10640499 >>10640485 Cause I'm fat and like eating all day while jacking it to anime

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:34:50 2013 No.10640501
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>>10640251
I was skeptical so I looked it up.

In one encounter within the urban area a Challenger 2 came under attack ... sights were damaged and the tank threw its tracks entering a ditch. It was hit directly by fourteen rocket propelled grenades from close range and a MILAN anti-tank missile.[11] The crew survived remaining safe within the tank until the tank was recovered for repairs, the worst damage being to the sighting system. It was back in operation six hours later after repairs. One Challenger 2 operating near Basra survived being hit by 70 RPGs in another incident.

Didn't expect that. Well done BAE design chaps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:34:50 2013 No.10640502 Pure little girls don't do drugs.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:34:50 2013 No.10640503

>>10640491
Maybe being fat is better than you think and they just whine to make you think different. Hell if you get fat enough you can get disability.

Where are the downsides? Once you get disability you get on medicaid by default so health isn't an issue.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:36:21 2013 No.10640511

>>10640491
>Better than what you say, is the fact that you can literally eat an unlimited amount of food.
Not true, since even fat people get to the point of feeling sick. And food is only pleasurable for the first few bites, the rest is just something like a habit. And you can only eat as much as you can afford, then you have to wait until Mommy comes home with more food for her NEETykins.

And then the smell of your room being stinked up by your stinky fat farts. It's not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:37:35 2013 No.10640516 >>10640503 Health issues, it is harder to move around, it is almost impossible to lose weight. >>10640511 But eating tasty food is nice. I love soda, for example, but I don't drink much as I don't want to gain a lot of weight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:38:05 2013 No.10640521 >>10640480 yeah but then people will make fun of you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:38:05 2013 No.10640526 >>10640516 I like soda too but I drink diet soda so I don't go obese again when I quit drinking normal pop I lost 80 lbs 4 litres a day will do that to you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:40:35 2013 No.10640531 I'm starting the wonderful merry go round of anti depressants and benzos I'm hoping one day to get adderal but I heard it was really hard to get prescribed

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:41:36 2013 No.10640537 >>10640511 If that was the case then fat people who want to lose weight would stop eating after the first few bites >>10640521 You invite people into your room? Are you a normal? I guess I could see a downside if you have people to impress.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:42:51 2013 No.10640540 >>10640537 Not really, because it's habit. And once they take the first bite their thought process is "well I already ruined today I better eat it all and try again tomorrow"!

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:43:50 2013 No.10640547

>>10640531
You managed to get benzos prescribed and those are far more difficult to get than adderall. Just go in there and say you cant focus, take ritalin for a month then go back and say you don't like the side-effects and want to try adderall or dexedrine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:47:05 2013 No.10640552 >>10640526 I drink diet pepsi on fridays and saturdays, usually on weekend mornings a can is refreshing but unless I'm feeling really shit that day I won't be having another can later. That's all I really need when it comes to soda.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:48:05 2013 No.10640556 File: 195 KB, 460x680, 1362935963430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640511 I wish I could mother a fatNEET and fill his tummy with delicious treats all day and night

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:49:50 2013 No.10640559

>Oh Hikikomori/NEET life must be so fantastic!

Imagine you ruled a kingdom and lived in a Golden Palace with great food, drink, music and whores; you never had to work a day in your life. Your messenger comes and says that a great crisis is going to happen that will destroy your kingdom and life as you know it.

Sure you are having fun with the food and cheap sex, but you always know that this is not sustainable and it's all going to go away soon. You always worry and you increasingly start to lose satisfaction from your daily activities. You want to be able to survive this incoming crisis, yet no one around you is useful in any way except eating, sleeping and fucking.

So you are alone, doing the same routine that does not satisfy you and living with an anxiety knowing that you will be destroyed in the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:50:35 2013 No.10640563 >>10640559 Not how it is, kill yourself onto benefits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:54:05 2013 No.10640567 >>10640494 That sounds amazing, what's it called?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:54:05 2013 No.10640569 Got dropped out of school because of depression and first thing my mother told me(shout at me) was "Now you have to find a job and your own apartment." Am I NEET now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:55:06 2013 No.10640572 >>10640569 kill her I am just kidding

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:57:20 2013 No.10640578

>>10640559

>living with an anxiety knowing that you will be destroyed in the future

Every mortal has to deal with this though.

There's no reason for NEETs to worry more than any other person. It's incredibly easy to leach off your government, especially considering that most of /jp/ actually is autistic sperglords.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:58:05 2013 No.10640584 How do I get diagnosed with autism when I don't actually have it? How do I act autistic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:58:50 2013 No.10640582 >>10640569 NO, you are a hobo

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:58:51 2013 No.10640583 >>10640578 >It's incredibly easy to leach off your government I wish this was true in my country.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:59:20 2013 No.10640586 >>10640578 >Every mortal has to deal with this though. not you are psychopathic

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 20:59:50 2013 No.10640587
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>>10640511
>And food is only pleasurable for the first few bites, the rest is just something like a habit

Food is always pleasurable...as long as you're not really really full. But a normal meal shouldn't make you really really full.

Are you saying that what is considered "normal meal" by most people is merely "first few bites" for you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:01:05 2013 No.10640594 >>10640572 I've had thoughts about killing my stepfather and myself. I don't really know what I'm gonna do now. I'm lost and none cares.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:01:20 2013 No.10640596

>>10640516
I really enjoy drinking soda as well as eating nice food. What I find myself doing with soda is buying single bottles of sodas that are a bit unusual or rare. For instance, there's one gas station in this town that sells Mexican Pepsi, there's one store that sells soda made by a local beer company, there's a health food store that sells italian soda, ect. This way I satisfy my urge to drink soda, as well as my urge to enjoy different types of drinks. I found a place that carries Fentimans, so I'm going to work my way through their lineup this summer.

I feel like I enjoy those few sodas every month more than anything I'd have a 12 pack of in the fridge.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:02:05 2013 No.10640599

>>10640540
yes, the more they eat the more they eat, due to resignation and shit

well, that is if we're talking about the fat people who feel bad and who try to lose weight

there are also fat people who simply don't care and they just like to eat food often/drink soda, etc. I imagine that this sort of people don't have eating frenzies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:02:20 2013 No.10640601 >>10640594 I don't think theres anything wrong with that as long as you're willing to sacrifice your own life in exchange.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:02:20 2013 No.10640602 >>10640594 This is a good test though You can either die on the streets or overcome the obstacles standing in the way of your NEET life.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:05:35 2013 No.10640614
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>>10640567

Speed. Anything from adderall to meth will make you feel like that. Speed has been humanity's dearest friend for many years, we wouldn't have won WW2 without it since every soldier was taking it and it's what gave them the energy and motivation to keep fighting during such a dark time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:06:50 2013 No.10640622 >>10640614 how much does adderall sell on the streets anyways?

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:11:31 2013 No.10640640

>>10640622

If they sell it for even half of the price on silkroad then it's too much. Last time I looked on the silkroad it was something like 20 dollars for one 20mg pill. That's pretty ridiculous considering that I get sixty 30mg pills each month for about 70 dollars and that's without insurance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:12:16 2013 No.10640642 >>10640622 52mg concerta is like 3€ each here. And 104mg hits me every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:15:33 2013 No.10640653 File: 35 KB, 561x747, siht.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you ever sighted a truNEET in person?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:22:03 2013 No.10640681 >>10640680 I posted a sure fire method above.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:22:18 2013 No.10640680 >>10640640 I think I may actually have ADHD. How can I convince a doctor to get me on adderall without being turned down?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:25:34 2013 No.10640687 >>10640653 What's the bounty on them anyways?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:26:34 2013 No.10640694 My window won't shut anymore, it's freezing. I have to get a new hot water bottle every half hour. I also found a centipede under my bed the other day and now I'm afraid to sit on the ground. I-I guess I'm a pretty wimpy NEET.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:26:49 2013 No.10640695 >>10640687 All the autismbux they have on hand at time of capture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:27:03 2013 No.10640702 >>10640694 Kill yourself, its the only solution.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:27:03 2013 No.10640703 >>10640687 A pelt in good condition is very expensive

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:28:04 2013 No.10640706 >>10640695 We allowed to use .338 Lapua Mag or other overkill rounds on them and still get the bounty? Or does it have to be a pristine pelt and the open casket standrad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:28:49 2013 No.10640705 >>10640694 Don't worry it's probably already eaten by tarantula under your bed ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:30:03 2013 No.10640708 >>10640681 Ordering them off SR sounds too expensive. I'm covered under health insurance right now, so I can get them for cheaper, just hope my parents don't find out somehow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:30:48 2013 No.10640712 >>10640705 I don't mind spiders though, they are very moe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:31:33 2013 No.10640714 >>10640708 I meant the one where I suggested taking ritalin first, then switching to adderall.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:31:34 2013 No.10640716

>>10640680

Where do you live?

It's hard in the UK or any part of Europe, but if you live in the US then going to the doctor for your speed is about as easy as getting a medical marijuana card in northern California.

It's so laughably easy that the appointment is really just for show and it gives your doctor an excuse to give you legal speed. There's no legitimate diagnosis process or anything like that, you just go to your doctor and say you can't focus and that's kind of like the code word so that he knows to give you speed.

Now if you live in the UK or Europe then it's completely different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:32:03 2013 No.10640718 I'm very scared of bugs and spiders.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:33:33 2013 No.10640720 Anyone in north california wanna fug?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:33:49 2013 No.10640722 I want adderall bad but ah fuck I ain't got no insurance man. Even if I could gamble and do the $100 doctor visit I wouldn't be able to handle the $70 a month on the pills.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:35:19 2013 No.10640726 >>10640706 Varies by country. Ask your local hunter.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:41:04 2013 No.10640756

>>10640722

>I wouldn't be able to handle the $70 a month on the pills.

If you can get the pills then you can make the money fairly effortlessly.

I don't have insurance either and I have no real source of income, but if I have adderall then I can take a lot, load up some surveys or transcriptions or some other form of mindless online labor, and then I'll be hyper focused on it for hours. It'll feel like the most interesting thing in the world and I'll have made about $100 by the end of the day.

All you really have to do is take the pills and then start doing an unpleasant task, after about 30 seconds you'll lock on, it will feel like the most interesting thing ever, and then you won't want to stop until your fingers are bleeding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:41:33 2013 No.10640753 File: 407 KB, 686x441, 1363052479025.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640687 Not funny at all. Don't want some redneck shooting and skinning me while I try to take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:42:34 2013 No.10640758 >>10640720 are u a gurl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:43:49 2013 No.10640762 >>10640722 no fucking job, no fucking insurance, no fucking drugs man that sucks man

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:44:19 2013 No.10640763 >>10640753 Stay in your nest >>10640756 You thought about getting a regular job?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:44:19 2013 No.10640766 >>10640758 I am when I wear a skirt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:48:49 2013 No.10640783 >>10640726 NEET hunter job may be interesting.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:48:49 2013 No.10640785

I have decided that, starting tomorrow, I am going a fortnight without caffeine, sweets, snacks, or alcohol. I wanted to post this somewhere so I'm more likely to stick to it.

This is a good idea and right now I'm celebrating by drinking all the vodka and finishing off the last packet of chocolate digestives. KANPAI!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:49:03 2013 No.10640791 >>10640786 What are the major downsides to speed again?

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:49:04 2013 No.10640786

>>10640763

>You thought about getting a regular job?

Speed is great for a lot of things, but it won't make you like people. Regular jobs would still be terrible since you would have to socialize with coworkers. If it wasn't for that then it would be great for making any type of work feel fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:50:18 2013 No.10640793 >>10640785 I want to make some stupid joke but I can't think of anything. Have fun

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:51:03 2013 No.10640798 >>10640791 insomnia, making stupid decisions because of mania, heart problems, get kind of sweaty

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:51:18 2013 No.10640800

>>10640783
They have them in Japan
They come into your room and yell at you and drag you out kicking and screaming.

I'm ready just in case it happens to me. I have set up boobytraps all over my room just in case the hissing and the smell doesn't scare them off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:53:33 2013 No.10640806 >>10640800 Holy shit. Why do I imagine it's like that old TV show Cops? It'd be funny and awful at the same time if they were armed like popo though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:55:48 2013 No.10640812 Still thinking about buying that house. How are property taxes calculated? The history says the house was taxed as being valued at 200k, even though its being sold at under 50k.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:56:33 2013 No.10640815

>>10640791

Increased heart rate, possible increase in blood pressure, you might have trouble sleeping if you don't have any downers to knock you out, it might make your hands and feet feel a little cold, and that's about it.

Your behavior might change a little since everything feels so interesting. You may notice that you end up rambling about everything and make wall of text posts on /jp/ and you may neglect your hygiene because you became so interested in something that you forgot to get up and shower.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 21:57:34 2013 No.10640818 Please don't do drugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:00:04 2013 No.10640827 >>10640818 I'm a dumb weakling. I need a boost to allow me to operate in the world of "regular people."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:00:34 2013 No.10640825 Reminder that doing drugs is like murdering your own parents, how terrible are you people?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:01:34 2013 No.10640828 File: 200 KB, 1024x683, 1363827922078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i mainly lurk r9k

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:04:48 2013 No.10640836 >>10640825 I hate my parent's, i'd kill my mom (dad is already dead), but i don't want to go in jail, food is much worse there, and no internet access.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:06:34 2013 No.10640848 >>10640836 Who do you live with?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:08:34 2013 No.10640852 >>10640828 Frig off, shitheel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:11:33 2013 No.10640866 you dont compete http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNxcJkAQl9I

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:13:03 2013 No.10640872 >>10640852 fuck yourself motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:13:48 2013 No.10640871 >>10640848 > Who do you live with? I have no money to rent my own apartments without gf, and no gf, though i am not NEET anymore. Situation will not change in years, i think.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:15:34 2013 No.10640875 File: 139 KB, 755x755, 1354737071184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640872 >>10640852 No bully!

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:19:18 2013 No.10640885 >>10640828 The NEETs on /r9k/ are all about trying to break out of the NEET way and the whole time normalfags are entering the thread and flipping out. Then you see people start posting /jp/ images and shit gets bad

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:20:03 2013 No.10640894 >>10640872 You better learn respect, you little r9gayer. I have a multitude of comrades here on /jp/ that will tear your ass inside out without hesitation.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:20:49 2013 No.10640893 What's the fastest, least painful way to kill myself /jp/? Preferably uncomplicated

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:21:18 2013 No.10640895 holy fug whats going on in this fuggin thread

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:21:18 2013 No.10640896 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:21:18 2013 No.10640897 so many feels

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:21:48 2013 No.10640899 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:22:03 2013 No.10640900 >>10640893 Cyanide tablet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:23:03 2013 No.10640907 >>10640901 Rest assured, cyanide tablet is an easy, painless way of killing yourself. I've killed myself 3 times with it already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:23:18 2013 No.10640901 >>10640900 I saw a video where a guy killed himself with a cyanide tablet in court and it didn't look too painless He sort of slumped over wheezing and flopped around for over a minute

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:23:33 2013 No.10640903 >>10640893 Suicide by cop. You will not feel any pain due to shock, it'll be like falling asleep.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:23:48 2013 No.10640904

>>10640885
>The NEETs on /r9k/ are all about trying to break out of the NEET way
Yeah, a lot of /jp/ is like that too, just look at this thread. Stop pushing your truNEET bullshit on everyone and accept that some people have done it for too long and just can't do it anymore due to ennui, depression, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:24:03 2013 No.10640911 >>10640904 In that case they can go to /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:24:33 2013 No.10640908 >>10640903 What is a cop?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:24:48 2013 No.10640910 >>10640893 Exit bag. Search the archive if you don't know what that is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:25:18 2013 No.10640913 >>10640766 you mean you have no penis? no balls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:25:48 2013 No.10640914 >>10640904 Yeah, and those people don't belong in the NEET Lifestyle thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:26:03 2013 No.10640921 >>10640871 what foes gf have to do with it? if you are not NEET, how come you don't have money for your own fucking apartment? are you one of these losers who were forced by parents to go to university?

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:26:19 2013 No.10640915 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:26:34 2013 No.10640917 >>10640911 >>10640914 You don't dictate what goes in this thread, though.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:27:03 2013 No.10640926 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:27:03 2013 No.10640927 >>10640917 Majority rules I command a force of over 100 battle ready NEETs Just because you come here to normalfag doesn't mean everyone does

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:28:48 2013 No.10640932 File: 186 KB, 512x354, gigs and sudo on patrol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640908 The person you would least trust with a gun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:29:18 2013 No.10640934 >>10640927 there battle ready NEETs are all fat man children who break after getting a punch your point is invalid moooron

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:29:33 2013 No.10640935

>>10640927
Majority rule my ass, read the entirety of the thread, hell, read all the previous threads and realize that a lot of people have posted about NEET recovery/getting a job and people discuss it with them. Your tantrums have no impact on what actually goes in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:30:04 2013 No.10640940 >>10640927 Just accept that the normies have won. Any true NEET has given up on these threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:30:34 2013 No.10640939 File: 20 KB, 337x300, ahmadinejad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640934 u mad, normie

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:31:48 2013 No.10640942 >>10640935 Some NEETs have to work every once in a while but they always come back. They do their thing to get by for a few months. You don't belong here

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:32:34 2013 No.10640944 File: 250 KB, 1200x800, 1350858334193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640934 me in the middle

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:32:34 2013 No.10640945 >>10640420 >thinNEET two months ago and probably again in two months or so. the cycle continues keep telling yourself that you're going to stay fat forever

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:32:50 2013 No.10640946 >>10640904 >due to ennui Who's ennui? Is it a jewish man? A sorcerer of the occult?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:33:18 2013 No.10640949 File: 76 KB, 704x528, 1334625248435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well this thread has gone to shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:33:48 2013 No.10640951 >>10640949 We found normalscum in the NEET thread again

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:34:03 2013 No.10640957 >>10640949 This one and the last one and the one before that. I want the whiny normies to leave already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:34:18 2013 No.10640953 >>10640946 What's Google?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:34:33 2013 No.10640954 >>10640942 Oh, so now it's okay to work for a few months as long as you come back? No more truNEET garbage? Oh boy, wait until I tell all the people in school that they're actually NEETing during the summer! They'll love participating with us!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:34:48 2013 No.10640955 >>10640945 who are you blacking, you racist piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:34:48 2013 No.10640956 Why am I getting German translations at sadpanda? I'm sure I disabled those in settings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:35:48 2013 No.10640958 >>10640951 I'm NEET but I consider myself a normal person deal with it special snowflake

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:35:48 2013 No.10640959 >>10640954 >Oh boy, wait until I tell all the people in school that they're actually NEETing during the summer! They're still enrolled in school so they're not NEETs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:36:19 2013 No.10640960 >>10640957 It's Tokiko and his school-pals intentionally shitting up NEET threads. He's the person posting the high-larious 'feel' posts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:37:33 2013 No.10640964 You people are objectively worse than the feel guy, can we go back to that already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:37:33 2013 No.10640965 >>10640958 You should consider walking out the door before I throw you out it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:37:48 2013 No.10640966 >>10640960 >high-larious 'feel' posts. I'm pretty sure it's some truNEET being butthurt over "normals"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:38:33 2013 No.10640967 >>10640966 No, it's actually him. He talks about his epic winz in his steam group.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:38:33 2013 No.10640968 Are we being invaded by /r9k/? Since when was it ok to openly post on /jp/ as a college-going fratboy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:38:49 2013 No.10640969 >>10640965 show me the door

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:39:33 2013 No.10640972 >>10640968 >college-going fratboy /r9k/ is the exact opposite of that

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:40:33 2013 No.10640975

>>10640921
> what foes gf have to do with it?
If we have my salary, my autismbux and her salary, we'd manage to make a living. Rental payment is quite close to average salary in here, and my salary is below average. My brother and sister managed to pay it by sharing apartment with soulmate, but i am hardcore virgin.
> if you are not NEET, how come you don't have money for your own fucking apartment?
If i stop taking Japanese lessons, consider eating shitty food and count every coin, i can rent a room in outskirts of my town. But it will be pain.
> are you one of these losers who were forced by parents to go to university?
I got in university by my own free will, dropped out due to bullies, neeted few years, then reentered it. Even if you have university degree you can't make living on your own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:40:49 2013 No.10640978 >>10640965 Because Tokike and his shitposting squad are behind every single bad post on /jp/, right? Stay delusional, dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:40:49 2013 No.10640979 >>10640967 Post the logs. Let's turn this into a T****** lynch thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:41:18 2013 No.10640981 >>10640967 You're admitting to having a steam account? Please leave /jp/, normie scum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:41:48 2013 No.10640983 >>10640978 that would be the Finnshits

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:42:33 2013 No.10640984

Never change, /jp/. Everyone who's a bit different from the ultimate truNEET stereotype that nobody actually is except for pretentious tryhards trying to fit in is a normal. Anyone you disagree with is a normal. Any time you're in an argument, just call your opponent a normal. It's your right as a truNEET. Keep fucking up threads with your constant bitching and then blame the ``normies'' for it. Hypocrisy? Nah.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:43:19 2013 No.10640987
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Any NEETs growing their truNEET beards?

I don't really think that you can be much of a NEET if you don't have the iconic bushy beard and long hair of the NEET. I've been growing mine out for a few months now, it's at about three inches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:44:33 2013 No.10640991 >>10640984 Look at this whining normalfag Just head back to /r9k/ with the other normals and soon-to-be normals dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:45:34 2013 No.10640993 >>10640987 Beards are too itchy and I don't like how they make me look. I want to be as feminine as possible so I can still fap to myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:45:34 2013 No.10640994 >>10640984 I only have a problem with people who post /r9k/ self-improvement shit and "feels" in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:47:18 2013 No.10640999 >>10640979 Never tell your password to anyone. Wednesday, March 20, 2013 Nameless Book-Reading Youkai: >>10639558 new NEET thread Nameless Book-Reading Youkai: come fuck with them lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:48:03 2013 No.10641003 >>10640984 I don't say you have to leave, just remember that here you're a 2nd class citizen. The truNEETs own this zone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:48:18 2013 No.10641000 >>10640987 I start getting acne on my facial hair area if I let it grow out too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:50:19 2013 No.10641004 >>10641003 >The truNEETs own this zone. haha I don't think so

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:52:48 2013 No.10641008
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Please do not give into the loneliness and get a girlfriend, /jp/. You will regret it.

It's like they say, you don't know how good something is until it's gone. I succumbed to the loneliness and got a girlfriend, but don't make the same mistakes as me.

If you get a girlfriend then it will consume your life. You will lose any money that you were spending on your interests, you will lose all of your time, you will constantly feel smothered, and you will be dragged into social situations because even the most shy woman is still naturally more social than shy men.

You're my oldest friend, /jp/. I don't want to see you suffer. Resist the carnal temptations and treasure the freedom you have right now because that freedom will fly away as soon as you shackle yourself to another person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:53:55 2013 No.10641010 File: 1.76 MB, 1200x1696, 1362326273751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640993 >I want to be as feminine as possible so I can still fap to myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:53:55 2013 No.10641011 >>10641008 I don't want a girlfriend but thanks anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:54:55 2013 No.10641012 >>10641008 >Resist the carnal temptations what carnal temptations?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:55:25 2013 No.10641013 >>10641008 If you were so shy then you wouldn't have gotten a gf Diagnosis: Normality

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:55:25 2013 No.10641014 >>10641008 >as you shackle yourself to another person what about your parents, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 22:56:41 2013 No.10641015 >>10641008 What if you get her to support your NEET life by making her get a job?

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 23:04:56 2013 No.10641030

>>10641014

Parents give you free things and expect nothing in return. You can be dependent on your parents, but leaching off your parents never limits your freedom. You can still NEET it up all day and do whatever you want and they will continue to help you out of a sense of responsibility and pity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 23:07:10 2013 No.10641035 >>10641008 >Resist the carnal temptations Don't worry, I'm a vegan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 23:07:41 2013 No.10641036 File: 52 KB, 287x229, Saber.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10641030 I wish my parents were like that. My dad hates me and plans to kick me out soon, my mom just goes along with it. I'll probably kill myself when I'm forced out

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 23:13:40 2013 No.10641043 >>10640786 NEET here. Great thread, OP (as usual).

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 23:25:41 2013 No.10641067
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>>10641036

It's because of your father. I've never heard of a NEET that was able to live comfortably when his father was still around.

The best setup for a NEET is no father and raised by a single mother. Single mothers form a disturbingly close connection to their son and there's this almost incestuous element to it.

The mother never acts on it, but she will give the NEET everything because the close connection between an only child and a single mother has caused her to unconsciously see him as both her lover and her child. The cognitive dissonance that develops from the shame that she would feel if she accepted that she feels that way manifests itself as an intense sense of guilt and she deals with that guilt by coddling and enabling the NEET as much as possible in an attempt to reinforce her role as the mother and distance herself from the feelings of being the lover.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 23:26:11 2013 No.10641069 >>10641008 seconding this it's not all it's made out to be

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 23:37:25 2013 No.10641091 >>10641067 any NEETs ever FUG their gammer? ;)))

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 23:37:40 2013 No.10641092 When did you lose faith in humanity, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 23:44:25 2013 No.10641105 >>10641092 Late 80s, I guess? Btw I was 5.

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 23:51:10 2013 No.10641118

>>10640163

I sit on the floor next to my bed on my ass almost all day, switching between indian sitting style and just legs out with the computer on a little table in front of me.

my back kinda hurts sometimes, but its not too uncomfortable. i have two chairs, but i like sitting on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 00:16:21 2013 No.10641191 File: 225 KB, 1280x960, neetforce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640944 They look badass. Too bad they got murdered by WORK.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 00:18:21 2013 No.10641200 File: 14 KB, 208x238, 1363225800519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10641067 I was raised by a single mother but she recently got a boyfriend, fucking slut I hope she dies

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 00:25:22 2013 No.10641226 >>10641191 That's a lie. Since when did the NEET elites ever lose?

Anonymous Thu Mar 21 00:37:21 2013 No.10641269
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>>10640559
You mean to say that some people on /jp/ would not enjoy watching their entire harem getting sliced to bits by an invading force? You mean to say they wouldn't lock themselves in their rooms with their most prized cuddleslaves and have an orgy right until the massacre reached their room? And then when the soldiers did break the door down, that the orgy wouldn't continue even as gallons of blood, gore and cum splattered the carpet and tapestry?

Geez, what weirdos.

Anonymous Thu Mar 21 00:39:21 2013 No.10641277
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Can I be a forest NEET or will the government bully me into needing a job so I can give them paper money?

I want to live in the forest inside of a cute little log cabin and grow and hunt all of my own food. I could make everything I need and I would have no need for currency.

I just want to be left alone and live in the forest like a hermit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 00:48:22 2013 No.10641298 >>10641277 If you own the land absolutely. Otherwise find somewhere far from civilization that some dickass developer or oil company isn't going to kick you out of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 00:51:21 2013 No.10641310 >>10641277 only if you pay money first

Anonymous Thu Mar 21 01:01:21 2013 No.10641328

>>10641298

>If you own the land absolutely.

Will they expect money from me every month or every year? I think I have about 10,000 that I'm about to inherit from a dying relative and that should cover the initial costs and the price of some piece of land in the middle of the woods, but I won't have any way to pay yearly taxes if there are any of those.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 01:06:24 2013 No.10641341 >>10641328 probably yeah

Anonymous Thu Mar 21 01:36:21 2013 No.10641437

>>10641328
Yes. Annually. You can always get the cheapest piece of land you can find to minimize your taxes but chances are it's just going to be a dirt patch next to polluted industrial sites. Maybe you can charge others for setting up camp or hunting at your place? Or even better find a patch of land off that they don't bother to administrate or with an owner cool enough to let you squat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 02:08:22 2013 No.10641555 >>10641067 >I've never heard of a NEET that was able to live comfortably when his father was still around. I guess I'm an exception.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 02:10:22 2013 No.10641563 >>10640163 No, a recliner is much more comfortable than a desk chair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 02:41:22 2013 No.10641636 Any NEETs awake? I wanna talk on omegle

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 02:54:23 2013 No.10641684 >>10641636 I am but I can't find anyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 02:57:23 2013 No.10641689 File: 94 KB, 600x358, 1344813292456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10641226

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 03:05:22 2013 No.10641705 File: 330 KB, 800x680, 1337772525003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639617 It's hard to die in the spring you know

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 03:07:22 2013 No.10641711 >>10640383 I hope he's doing good. I haven't talked to him today!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 03:33:22 2013 No.10641788 File: 108 KB, 372x500, hnnng.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my dad laughed at my wall scrolls and called me a loser I just want to take it easy ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 03:34:22 2013 No.10641795 >>10641788 Wall scrolls are for losers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 04:05:22 2013 No.10641881 File: 197 KB, 334x400, 1353599319129.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I lost 1TB of data yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 04:16:23 2013 No.10641902 >>10641881 Should've had it backed up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 04:21:22 2013 No.10641910 >>10641902 I don't have space for a 8TB+ backup. I blame this on the company that made the external hard drive though, fucking changing the partition table to something Windows can't handle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 04:27:22 2013 No.10641918 >>10641636 Omegle is a prime place for /b/ros looking for shits and giggles. Wouldn't recommend it. Haven't you seen the Omegle trolling logs posted here and in dedicated threads?

Anonymous Thu Mar 21 04:32:22 2013 No.10641931

>>10641788
Do you do anything considered stereotypically masculine? Do you have a girlfriend or other accomplishments he'd value (i.e. sports trophies, grades)? If you get enough of those you can confuse him or just make him think you have a few screws loose compared to just being a big loser. That is if you care about his approval in the first place which you seem to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 04:37:22 2013 No.10641946 File: 165 KB, 600x827, 702494562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10641788 Maybe he's not a Yukari fan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 04:38:22 2013 No.10641949 >>10641946 Get that slut out of my sight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 04:40:22 2013 No.10641955 >>10641949 She wants the dick so bad. Silly girl. You don't have to spend all that effort as tank crew to get the dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 05:02:22 2013 No.10642012 File: 1.39 MB, 640x360, 13507257976363.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10641949 Rude guy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 05:11:22 2013 No.10642029 >>10642012 Hah. Well at least she doesn't deny being a slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 05:27:22 2013 No.10642058 >>10641931 my dad is a loser too so it's okay I think it's mean though the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Anonymous Thu Mar 21 07:08:49 2013 No.10642261

I've been thinking about becoming an organ donor but I'm kind of creeped out at the idea of having parts of me inside someone else. Typing this up here made me realize that the people who would get my organs probably would be the type of person who I don't care for. That's enough for me to not become a donor.

If I could be an organ donor strictly for lolis only I'd sign up immediately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 07:12:48 2013 No.10642266 >>10642261 Why not doante to science?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 07:14:49 2013 No.10642270 >>10642266 Science is for fags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 07:16:49 2013 No.10642274 >>10642266 What, like for schools? The only way I'd ever want that is if I could immediately become a skeleton hanging in some school somewhere. I wouldn't want people practicing procedures on me or anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 07:19:48 2013 No.10642278 >>10642274 I'm sure there are researchers who could benefit from your organs. You'd be helping the advance of medical understanding. Surely that would nullify any feelings of uselessness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 07:19:48 2013 No.10642279 What is the most recently released video game that's worth playing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 08:13:50 2013 No.10642411 I started learning hiragana today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 10:41:50 2013 No.10642668 >>10641030 > Parents give you free things and expect nothing in return They gave me this shitty life, i never asked for this hell. It makes them guilty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 15:33:50 2013 No.10643603 >>10639903 1.Learn math 2.Learn how to code 3.??? 4.Profit It worked for me. Now I'm only semi shut-in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 15:49:50 2013 No.10643698 >>10640273 Yeah, and I plan on making them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 20:07:51 2013 No.10644607 File: 6 KB, 227x222, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10640480

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 00:50:51 2013 No.10645556 >>10640825 how can you compare the 2?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 11:55:34 2013 No.10646886 File: 1.98 MB, 2464x1648, 5CDF5548[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is she Japanese?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 16:57:47 2013 No.10647772 >>10646886 Asian, certainly. Just has her hair dyed

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 19:37:32 2014 No.10647772,1 >>10646886 she poops too right?

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