Would you take Yukari on a date?

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Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 18:59:54 No.10635518 [Reply] [Original]

Would you take Yukari on a date?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:00:24 No.10635520 No, she hates humans.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:00:53 No.10635524 If she picks up the bill.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:01:08 No.10635529 hwo do i kno she is not tryin to trell me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:05:23 No.10635537 Sounds like a lot of unnecessary stress

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:11:08 No.10635562 only if i fuck her after

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:14:38 No.10635575 >>10635567 translate it weeb

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:18:09 No.10635587 >>10635575 "Thanks for the grub, weeb. Now take me home"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:19:08 No.10635593 File: 272 KB, 800x800, 74c11094706f059dbfd38fbf99bcde7f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10635518 only if we fuck after

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:20:08 No.10635600 >>10635537 This. I probably wouldn't go with her even she asked ME. Unless she threatened to hurt me if I didn't go or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:20:38 No.10635597 >>10635567 You ruined it. Pregnant women are truly disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:20:53 No.10635599 >>10635587 Stupid, try harder next time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:21:53 No.10635602 No. Her boobs are too big and she has too many curves. Also too old.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:22:23 No.10635603 >>10635520 I would let she eat my dick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:23:08 No.10635610 >>10635599 fuck you I'm not here to please you

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:24:38 No.10635612 >>10635610 Yes you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:25:08 No.10635620 >>10635587 I thought that Yukari's date ended in her stomach.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:25:53 No.10635622 Only if she is shorter than me. Heels only makes it worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:26:38 No.10635627 File: 689 KB, 787x760, 07d4390d682faabe0c5c11a935679bc5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10635518 OH GOD YES!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:28:08 No.10635642 >>10635622 Yukari is around 5' 7"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:29:08 No.10635650 File: 820 KB, 1345x954, 1352133057951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you take responsibility and raise my child?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:29:23 No.10635645 >>10635518 Who's the artist of this? I've seen his Touhou Race Queen series

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:29:53 No.10635649 >>10635622 Don't you want her to carry you bride style?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:30:53 No.10635655 >>10635645 fakepucco

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:31:38 No.10635657 >>10635650 I don't remember having sex with you missy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:32:23 No.10635662 >>10635642 How terrifying. With heels she'll probably be 4 or 5 inches taller than me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:32:54 No.10635665 >>10635611 No!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:34:24 No.10635670 Please don't sexualize Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:35:23 No.10635675 >>10635662 you're short for her, try with another 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:36:08 No.10635685 hey guys is it true that Maribel Hearn is Yukari?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:36:38 No.10635682 >>10635662 Yukari doesn't like manlets, give up She'll eat you alive dude

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:37:38 No.10635687 >>10635662 Holy shit you are a short.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:38:23 No.10635691 >>10635518 I don't know. I think we wouldn't have much to talk about. I also find large breasts very distracting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:38:38 No.10635692 >>10635685 Nope. Reimu is Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:38:53 No.10635696 >>10635650 only if it's mine

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:39:09 No.10635697 >>10635691 Talk about trolling. She'd be down with that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:43:38 No.10635708 >>10635691 first rule, not see Yukari's boobs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:44:23 No.10635710 >>10635708 second rule hide your boner from her

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:45:08 No.10635714 >>10635650 That feel when you get Yukari hooked on meth, get her pregnant, and then run off because she's not worth shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:45:08 No.10635716 >>10635714 I don't think you know who you're dealing with.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:46:23 No.10635719 >>10635714 She'll gap you back

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:46:53 No.10635722 >>10635714 i did that your mom, and thats how you were born guess she never told you that, huh, son?:)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:50:39 No.10635737 File: 285 KB, 500x500, 1355635912935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10635714 oh my

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:51:53 No.10635743 File: 348 KB, 800x600, a7e5b27dfbc68c5b3c8ea5e70ce58e48.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd rather date Mononobe and treat her with some fast food. Because she's cute, and this is cheap and tasty (Especially after ~1500 years of absence).

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:54:08 No.10635748 >>10635743 Why is her left eye so much bigger than the other one?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:54:23 No.10635746 >>10635743 You won't be getting laid

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 19:55:23 No.10635751 >>10635743 please keep your filthy taoist scum out from Yakumo-sama thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 20:04:38 No.10635779 File: 173 KB, 700x970, 1357126188295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10635743 It's yours.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 20:05:53 No.10635783 File: 199 KB, 708x1000, 1362200152532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 20:07:39 No.10635790 >>10635779 Prove it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 20:09:53 No.10635796 >>10635779 Get that silly hat off my child before I smack it off!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 20:11:08 No.10635804 >>10635779 who did he get that autism from

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 20:11:23 No.10635800 >>10635796 She was born with it. >>10635779 see >>10635743 >~1500 years of absence Take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 20:24:24 No.10635843 >>10635804 No bully.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 20:41:54 No.10635895 I'd rather take Ran. I don't want to take Chen because I don't know what kids like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:11:39 No.10635985 >>10635779 ok

Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:14:10 No.10635998
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I would. I take her to a tea house. She has to drive to the avenue though, because I don't have a car. We park somewhere nearby and walk the distance to the tea house. The avenue is wide and not many cars pass by. Most people park away from it so they can walk through the gardens and window shop. Yukari tries to show me she's not the typical girl and tries her hardest not to pay attention to what's on display in the shop's windows, but then she sees a cute purple frilly dress and all her efforts would go to waste as she instinctively runs towards the window and gawks at the dress. She realizes what she's just done and jumps back, startled, her face as red as Chen's dress. She apologizes and I smile and tell her not to worry.

We finally reach the tea house. The smell of cooked pastry blends with the various tea herbs on display. The waiters dress sharply and carry themselves with pomp, in a salon of wooden pavement and restored Victorian-era furniture: comfy pillowed chairs and tables covered with embroidered cloth. Such refined atmosphere has made this tea house famed as the most refined shop in town. Luckily I made a reservation the day before so we don't need to wait for a table. We sit down and make our orders. I ask for croissants and many different types of jam to spread on them, with lemon tea on the side. Yukari asks for black tea and nothing else. She notices my puzzled look and, reaching one hand to her chest, she proudly states she's on a diet. I carelessly tell her she looks great the say she looks and that she needs no diet. Her proud, sure exterior breaks as the hand on her chest moves to her face to cover her blushing. She stutters a thank you while I smile at her reaction, finding it cute but clueless to why she did it.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:16:54 No.10636006
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>>10635998
I get an idea and excuse myself for the bathroom. On my way there I peek back at our table to see if Yukari is watching me. Realizing she isn't, I quickly leave the tea house through the back door and run to the shop from earlier. I buy the dress Yukari gawked at and ask to have it wrapped as a gift. I run back to the tea house and enter the bathroom to wash my sweaty face with a stream of cold water. Then I return to our table with the gift in my hand.

She notices the gift with surprise. She asks me what is it, if it's for her, if she can open it. I answer it's a secret, it's for her and she can only open it after we're back to her place. She says that's unfair and calls me mean for getting a gift all of a sudden that she can't open right away. I tell her she has to be patient.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:18:10 No.10636013
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>>10636006
A waiter arrives with our orders on a platter. I start eating the croissants while Yukari takes her time with her tea, waiting for it to cool down. We start talking about the usual stuff but there's obviously something else on her mind that becomes that much more noticeable as the number of croissants on the platter goes lower. As I reach for the last croissant, she let's out a gasp, reaching her hand forward as if trying to reach the croissant but stopping herself half-way. I take her hand and close it between mine. Her other hand joins and I look at her. She looks away, embarrassed. I reprimand her. If she wanted some she should have said it. She doesn't need a diet to make me happy. I like her the way she is right now. She blushes again, her eyes are bright. She forces her hands away from my grasp and hides her face. After a long pause, she asks me with a weirdly calm voice if she can have the last croissant. I laugh and tell her she can't. She uncovers her face and pouts, unable to understand how she cannot have the last croissant after everything I just told her. I call the waiter and ask for more croissants. Her pout turns into a glowing smile.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:19:39 No.10636020
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>>10636013
After our date we make the way back to her car. She holds tightly to my arm the whole way. She tells me I have a beautiful delicate body. I retort that's not exactly the kind of compliment a guy would like. She laughs a crafty laugh and says it's about time she's the one doing the teasing. We pass by the store and she notices the purple dress on display again. She pretends to be a detective and declares she has concluded the mysterious gift isn't her coveted dress. Little does she know it's not the only similar dress for sale on that shop.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:20:09 No.10636029
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>>10636020
We reach her car and she drives me to her place. We don't speak much the whole ride, instead listening to the radio. When she stops the car at her place and we leave the car I hand her the gift. It's in a box so she can't really tell what's inside. She unwraps it hurriedly. She opens the box and her whole body stops in time. She ever so slowly draws an euphoric smile on her face and tackle hugs me with glee. She frantically kisses my face while giving me her thanks. She holds my hand and runs to her place, leading me inside. She pushes me against her sofa and falls on top of me. We make out. We stop for a moment. She rests her head on my chest. I make an effort not to show she's heavy for my frame. She looks up with a grin. She reminds herself out loud I have a delicate body. She makes us roll over as I protest and I end up on top of her, resting my face against her breast. She twirls my hair between her fingertips and thanks me for the best date she ever had. How I treated her like a real girl -- and made her feel like one -- even though she is a powerful youkai. Even reality-warping all-mighty youkai have a maiden's heart. She lets out a squee and squeezes me tight against her, my head buried between her breasts, squealing how cute I am.

I would tell you how the rest of the night would go, but a gentleman never reveals that kind of details.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:20:24 No.10636025 >>10635518 The classiest of date. We go to places on a limo, dine at fine dining, going to the ballroom, A classy date for a classy girl

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:21:40 No.10636033 >>10635998 >>10636006 >>10636013 >>10636020 This isn't in character for Yukari. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:22:10 No.10636034 When does she eat you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:22:10 No.10636035 File: 31 KB, 300x360, 1361530716305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10635998 >tfw you write thousand word stories about your favorite character and afterwards you feel empty since you'll never see their smile unless it's a dream

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:22:24 No.10636038 >>10636033 That's why it's fiction!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:23:09 No.10636043 Sex on a first date? What a whore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:24:54 No.10636047 >>10636035 Please do not misuse the quoting feature. Do not post undecipherable text outside of /b/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:24:54 No.10636048 File: 140 KB, 800x1067, 1361140695775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10636034 she gaps you inside of her as a joke

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:27:10 No.10636059 >>10636047 How do you know you could decipher this in /b/ unless you are a frequent visitor?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:27:24 No.10636057 Yukari isn't my kind of lady. I'd rather keep any relationship we have formal.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:29:09 No.10636068 >>10636035 dream about Yukari are my best dreams, except that time when she tried to kill me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:31:54 No.10636077 No. I don't like blondes. No racist. Marisa is ok though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:33:09 No.10636080 >>10636059 It's in the rules to keep undecipherable text in /b/. I think they have a code-breaking algorithm that deciphers the text. I have no idea why they haven't put that feature on the rest of the boards.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:33:39 No.10636081 i would let her step on my penis

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:34:39 No.10636084 >>10635998 >>10636006 >>10636013 >>10636020 >>10636029 That was very nice. Well done.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:35:39 No.10636088 Helping an old woman crossing the road is okay but dating her? No sir I don't like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:43:10 No.10636106 >>10636080 > I think they have a code-breaking algorithm that deciphers the text. Then it is not indecipherable and thus is allowed outside of /b/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:46:06 No.10636116 >>10636106 It is decipherable only in /b/, thus it's allowed only there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:48:37 No.10636121 >>10636116 But that is patently false -- I can decipher it, and this is not /b/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:51:11 No.10636134 >>10636121 Get the fuck out cross/b/oarder.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:53:33 No.10636144 >>10636134 Are you okay? It's not normal to be this angry over someone's reading comprehension.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:53:35 No.10636145 keep your autism out of the thread you fucking retard. you're off-topic and worse than anybody greentexting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 21:55:49 No.10636152 >>10636035 Please don't misuse quotes.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 19, 2013 22:12:18 No.10636207 >>10636186 whips out dick

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 02:58:03 No.10637423 >>10635998 >>10636006 >>10636013 >>10636020 >>10636029 dude that was beautiful, you made me cry

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 09:35:48 No.10638362 will she be ok with a man like me?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 09:45:03 No.10638381 File: 655 KB, 650x900, a9b953d7b10bd085656466d3aef6050b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10635518 Nope, i'm taking the best Yakumo on a date

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 10:29:27 No.10638478 >>10638381 Mikohair

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 10:53:18 No.10638524 File: 439 KB, 650x900, Chen it easy!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10635518 too old and lewd i only date pure girls like Chen

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 11:01:03 No.10638541 File: 358 KB, 1000x1200, 583bea9e82669156b1b50ecb865eda47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10638381 agreed

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 11:23:33 No.10638590 would definitely NOT date yukari. cougars like her tend to have extravagantly expensive tastes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 13:28:04 No.10638929 File: 362 KB, 800x1036, 63cf4f95aebee5d8e16e43cfeda34072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10638590 I would go broke for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 13:32:49 No.10638941 File: 143 KB, 600x835, 797df47bd48d4498c2f8039ea5aeab97b1c32f20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10635518 No, but I would a Patche.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 13:45:04 No.10638979 >>10636035 I laughed at that feely man, his face looks funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 14:03:20 No.10639029 >>10638941 Oh god pacery I want to copulate so bad

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 14:05:04 No.10639033 >>10638941 >>10639029 I want to lick the inside of her slippers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 14:12:19 No.10639045 >>10639033 I just want coitus while holding hands Maybe kiss a little...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 14:17:34 No.10639059 Gap sex

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Wed, Mar 20, 2013 14:18:34 No.10639060 >>10635743 Cheapskate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 14:26:19 No.10639083 File: 53 KB, 521x367, 1296367886308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639059

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 14:33:20 No.10639101 File: 113 KB, 600x511, 1362725191587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639083

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 14:44:49 No.10639123 >>10635743 fast food? way to kill the mood

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 15:11:20 No.10639206 Yakumo-sama is in no way as you /jp/sies describe with your crud and lewd ways I would date her if it was her desire but only because she asked me, I do not have any unwanted sexual desire for her I would be whatever she needed me to be

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 15:31:05 No.10639275 File: 350 KB, 944x999, yukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure, why wouldn't you take a cute seventeen year old on a date?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 15:32:36 No.10639276 No true /jp/er would ever go on a date

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 15:43:43 No.10639318 >>10639276 Tru/jp/ers don't leave their mother's womb.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 15:44:35 No.10639321 >>10639276 even if his date is a 2hu?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 15:45:35 No.10639324 >>10639318 I tried to stay but they sliced me out of her belly after a little over a week

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 15:46:50 No.10639327 >>10639324 Figures. All doctors are normals.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 16:09:58 No.10639396 >>10639324 Me too. I tried to fight and scream but then they hit me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 16:10:13 No.10639397 File: 1.03 MB, 1600x1200, shes coming right at you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639276 You're mostly right, but exceptions can be made for touhous. I don't think I could afford Yukari's tastes though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 18:30:51 No.10639998 But she's a Youkai, Youkais have no feelings

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 18:31:35 No.10640005 File: 22 KB, 399x400, yukari peek2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639998 Lies.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 18:33:50 No.10640018 >>10639397 Why do you guys assume Yukari is expensive? She doesn't seem to care all that much about modern convenience. Not to mention if she ever wants something all she has to do is gap it to her. She is beyond money.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 18:38:35 No.10640047 File: 195 KB, 940x768, 1296456635735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10639998 I wonder if she has ever been afraid in his life

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 18:39:35 No.10640049 >>10640018 she's a classy lady, i would give my life to make her happy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 18:40:35 No.10640053 >>10640047 she'd probably be afraid of you're face LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 18:42:50 No.10640069 >>10640018 She's a woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 18:44:35 No.10640082 >>10640049 Exactly, she's the good classy. The classy that is from an era gone by. Now the new "classy lady" always has an iphone in her hand with facebook and has a $10,000 pomeranian and dresses like a slut

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 18:51:20 No.10640114 >>10640069 She isn't a human woman

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 22:40:49 No.10640977 >>10636035 >thousand word story Mine's up to about 500 pages at this point. Get with the program motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 22:44:33 No.10640989 >>10636084 >>10637423 I'm surprised someone even read it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 20, 2013 22:46:34 No.10640998 File: 82 KB, 640x480, 1360202595816.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10636035 >1000 word story

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 10:20:14 No.10642626 File: 421 KB, 1000x769, f002cead2f61644222a2977bf728818e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes i would

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 18:21:55 No.10644267 File: 330 KB, 566x800, e2c46e17a6c9a51cc83eb4abc1959ae6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bitch don't deserve a date

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 18:25:39 No.10644286 >>10636035 Only a thousand words? And why are you stupid enough to think it's not possible?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 18:29:39 No.10644299 >>10644267 so flat

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 19:14:54 No.10644474 File: 417 KB, 600x450, 1319740104285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10635518 yep

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 19:18:10 No.10644488 >>10644267 What the hell is going on with her panties?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 19:43:25 No.10644552 >>10636035 I wrote a 150k-word story about a toohoo that's not even in my top 5. You're small time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 19:55:24 No.10644588 >>10644488 granny panties

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 20:06:54 No.10644604 >>10644474 ...what are you doing to her!?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 20:11:10 No.10644618 >>10644604 It's a type of play. Nothing she couldn't escape if she wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 21:04:10 No.10644728 >>10644618 and why she is crying?,

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 21:05:40 No.10644729 >>10644728 It's part of the fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 21:08:10 No.10644732 File: 942 KB, 1000x844, yukari in trouble.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10644618 You can seal powers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 21:13:25 No.10644737 >>10638941 I wonder how her gown smells. I want to fall asleep with her wearing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 21:19:56 No.10644752 File: 204 KB, 800x983, 0c82bf0c823207abbe92d2448b075931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10644732 please don't, Gap-Youkais must be free and lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 21:28:25 No.10644775 >>10644752 But beauty breeds lewdness

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 21:33:25 No.10644793 >>10635518 No, she should be te one to take me, after all, she's got them portals

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 21:48:55 No.10644869 >>10635649 >tfw too tall for this

Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 21:56:25 No.10644907
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>>10635649
Imagine Yukari dropping a funny line to make fun of you. You retort and she goes physical. In the midst of the rough-housing she kisses you passionately. She looks you in the eyes as you blush strongly. She pins you down to the floor and kisses you more, feeling your body with her hands, groping you just as she reaches the sides of your thighs. You let out a moan and she takes you in her arms, light as a feather. You envelop your arms around her neck and look at her with complete submission. She returns the look, confident, crafty, completely in control. You notice you're on your way to her bedroom.

Imagine.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:00:26 No.10644928 File: 41 KB, 405x180, tagtakin'.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's going to be a while before she lets me take her on a date. Don't know if she's still...mad...about that...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:00:56 No.10644932 >>10644907 Thank god i'm short enough to imagine this

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:04:40 No.10644950 >>10644907 i'm not sure on how to feel about this

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:09:10 No.10644971 >>10644907 I don't want to be dominated.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:17:40 No.10645002
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>>10644971
Imagine you don't have a choice in the matter. Imagine you're struggling to get away but your efforts are fruitless against Yukari's strength, who remains elegant and ladylike despite your protests. She giggles, since she knows how to have fun with feisty ones too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:27:55 No.10645038 >>10645002 I don't like it. Unless I get to turn the tables on her latter...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:30:26 No.10645049 >>10644907 keep going...im getting aroused

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:33:10 No.10645065 >>10644907 I'd tell her no and try to push her away because I'm scared of people knowing about my small penis. Now you guys know about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:35:10 No.10645073 File: 398 KB, 850x1208, sample_f5e9854cd7443a16f244be3c9ae5670e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i am M and S so i would be fine with this

Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:37:26 No.10645083
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>>10645038
It's up to you to define the boundary of master and servant. Say, I have men intrigued with what I wrote and am controlling their arousal. Yet now they order me to continue. Am I no longer the master? Are they no longer under my control? Who knows what might go through your mind after Yukari's attention shifts into contentment after she feels satisfied. We both know you're not satisfied at all, though, are you?

>>10645065
But that is so cute. I'm sure Yukari would thoroughly enjoy having a whole penis easily sliding in her mouth. It's so much easier to feel it with your tongue compared with a brute long shaft that hardly fits. Yukari is experienced beyond her apparent age. She knows exactly how to make the most out of what you consider your weak points. She is all about skewing concepts, after all!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:40:41 No.10645099 >>10645083 Interesting thoughts. ...even if she's satisfied and I'm not, I'd still need some big oomph to knock her off balance. I don't think just going "hey, we're not done" would really change roles much.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:45:26 No.10645117
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>>10645099
It's all a matter of creativity. Blunt ones would get back in action to the surprise of an exhausted Yukari. Crafty ones would bring her a sort of karmic justice. Silk works wonders as a rope, did you know?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:47:55 No.10645127 >>10645117 Can't you do both? I rarely come into contact with silk. Is it really that strong? Besides, what use is rope when she can gap stuff around?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:48:25 No.10645129 Why not. It'll probably end up with shenanigans.

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Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:52:10 No.10645143
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>>10645127
Anon, you keep asking for permission! I thought you didn't like being dominated! Would you really think a tired Yukari, fond of long slumbers, who wants you hers, would stop you so easily? Surely she would try negotiation. Using her powers further would only make her more tired and vulnerable, don't you agree?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:54:10 No.10645149 >>10645143 its almost like in every scenario she is going to rape you... anon is this rigged?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:55:25 No.10645155 >>10645149 How so? She's at her most vulnerable and you're at an advantage. How is this in any way rigged?

Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 22:59:55 No.10645186

>>10645143
>Anon, you keep asking for permission!
Grrgh...

Yeah, using her powers would tire her out some...but for how much they could screw things up, I don't think it evens out.
Unless...does she have less endurance than I think? You did say exhausted.
...is Yukari the type to keep sexual aids around, or is she more of a purist, all-body king of woman?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:00:56 No.10645196 >>10645155 >>10644907 at first she fights with me and throws me on the ground. >>10645002 resistance it futile. >>10645083 it wouldn't matter if i had a small penis or not so again i ask.... is this rigged?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:01:11 No.10645201 >>10635518 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:02:11 No.10645202 >>10645155 >How so? She's at her most vulnerable and you're at an advantage. How is this in any way rigged? A person is most vulnerable when they feel they have the advantage.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:03:11 No.10645212 >>10645196 I thought you meant your first post in reply to >>10645143. She wants you, anon. How hard is it for you to realize this? You can say it is rigged, if you consider the feelings of a dominant woman so easily described.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:05:25 No.10645220 >>10645186 Of course she is exhausted. She has enjoyed you thoroughly. Not only that, she is the kind of girl who sleeps a lot. Entire seasons, in fact. Do you think she does that on a mere whim?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:05:40 No.10645223 >>10645186 *kind. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:07:10 No.10645234 >>10645220 I did, actually. Interesting. What about the last question? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:10:25 No.10645246 >>10645234 What do you mean by aids?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:10:25 No.10645247 >>10645127 It doesn't matter how strong it is, she's just playing along.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:10:25 No.10645248 File: 114 KB, 639x474, my face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10645212 >mfw someone loves me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:11:10 No.10645257 >>10645246 Oh, you know, stuff. Drugs and toys and that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:11:56 No.10645256 >>10645248 Fucking crossboarders get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:12:10 No.10645259 >>10645248 Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:13:40 No.10645263 >>10645259 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:13:55 No.10645266 >>10645257 She has toys. She is a fun-loving girl after all! She's not too fond of drugs, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:20:41 No.10645285 File: 277 KB, 800x600, 1342140803293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me on the bottom

Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:20:55 No.10645287

>>10645266
Hmmm...did I bring drugs with me, I wonder? Probably not. Most people don't keep a bottle of aphrodisiac in their pocket, next to their house keys and wallet. Damn.

Toys can work, though. Could make for a good finisher, if I'm feeling mean. Otherwise can keep whatever area I'm not focusing on entertained; Yukari's got a lot to love, and it's not nice to play favorites.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:24:25 No.10645299 File: 139 KB, 850x601, 1354307435473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10645287 You're a crafty one yourself! I wonder how you'd perform.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:27:55 No.10645306

>>10645299
You give me to much credit. I admit, I'm not terrible confidant in my form. I'm no expert in sex or pleasing a woman. An exhausted targ...er, partner counts for a lot.
Think I could still give her a day (and night) to remember. Especially if my dick and brain decide to both think at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:33:41 No.10645332 >>10644737 I bet it smells flowery.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:34:41 No.10645337 File: 579 KB, 735x735, ab13713d8c169980a040723ce950c8515e3ff7a8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:39:27 No.10645351 File: 760 KB, 477x384, fetish.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/jp/

Anonymous Thu, Mar 21, 2013 23:50:41 No.10645392

Quick tangent. There's this scenario I've had rattling around in my head.

We've got a situation like this conversation is describing. Some mature lady's dominating me, hard, but now the tables have turned and she's tied to the bed. She's still in a dominant mindset, though, taunting me and whatnot. During her turn, there were drugs involved; a bottle of potent aphrodisiacs, just small enough to be held in one hand, that you pour into a little cup and drink. Works for both genders.
So. She's feeling pretty confidant and gutsy, despite the situation. Making remarks about everything I do, taunting me with how much I need restrain her and prepare for the simple act of sex. I serve up a decent dose of aphrodisiac, walk over to her with the cup raised in one hand and the bottle passively in the other.
She rolls her eyes. "Oh, please. You think that's going to be enough? Hm?"
I simply respond, "Yup." Then I quickly swig down the cup, grab and hold open her mouth, and pour the bottle down her throat. The entire bottle, down to the last drop.
And then I watch her haughty confidence melt away in moments, smiling from ear to ear.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 00:05:26 No.10645434 I'm sorry, was that to heavy? Did I scare you away?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 01:30:45 No.10645648 You assholes, you made me fap to Yukari rape. Now my dick hurts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 01:33:41 No.10645658 File: 1.01 MB, 726x1000, yukari7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10645648 Serves you right.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 02:31:41 No.10645745 >>10645648 sad panda for a good Yukari rape doujin pls?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 02:32:56 No.10645747 >>10645648 With all the nice happy Yukari sex books out there you chose that? That's your own fault.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 02:34:56 No.10645750 >>10645202 This is true, heh

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 02:52:57 No.10645770 >>10635518 Wouldn't a date with Yukari derive into opening gaps to random places and messing with people?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 02:57:43 No.10645781 >>10635518 I wouldn't date her because she looks like she would have standards and my idea of a date is getting drunk and playing video games.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 03:03:13 No.10645788 Does Yukari have any friends besides Yuyuko?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 03:35:58 No.10645850 >>10645788 Suika.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 04:11:28 No.10645913 >>10645850 They're friends? Didn't know that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 05:04:27 No.10646042 >>10645788 Me I bet you didn't know that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 06:12:27 No.10646170 >>10646042 Sure didn't!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 06:24:12 No.10646203 File: 72 KB, 800x450, 1261212264516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Too easy. Give me a real challenge.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 07:22:12 No.10646298 >>10645913 Yes. I don't remember where it's said, but they are definitely acquaintance.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 11:30:34 No.10646835 >>10645434 I went to sleep. You didn't scare me away.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 12:45:57 No.10647013 >>10646835 Oh, ok. Good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 12:52:42 No.10647033 File: 457 KB, 840x1000, 1338336855862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 12:58:27 No.10647047 File: 2.46 MB, 1240x1762, 08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 13:01:42 No.10647052
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>>10647013
You're very clever and you know how to take advantage of the moment. I'm sure anyone would think twice before making you theirs against your will.

Though, I wonder if Yukari didn't already know about this side of you. I wonder if she didn't put herself in that situation so that you could exact vengeance in the lewdest way possible. After all, you're quite dominant as you are but all your efforts to prove it would surely double after being so thoroughly taken advantage of!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 13:07:58 No.10647074 >>10647052 >blue eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 13:09:42 No.10647080 >>10647074 Please do not misuse the quoting function.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 13:13:57 No.10647096 >>10647033 Too much bondage, not cute and sexy enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 13:19:27 No.10647119 File: 562 KB, 1200x1695, 0022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 13:40:57 No.10647216 >>10647052 Hmmm. So might be intentionally inspiring my sexy, sexy vengeance? That's no good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 14:24:33 No.10647382 >>10647216 You never know what might happen when you're dealing with a lady like Yukari. Maybe she did, maybe she didn't. Maybe she's too proud and haughty to admit she was taken by surprise and tries to save face by saying she planned it all along?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 14:27:57 No.10647391

>>10647382
Oh man, that would be just SCRUMPTIOUS.
Planned it all along, did she? She's a schemer, is she? Well then, I guess I'll have to do something intense things to actually surprise her.
What's her weakness, I wonder? You said she's not fond of drugs.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 14:39:28 No.10647433
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>>10647391
Oh, anon. I had so much fun speculating with you, but I've gotten a little tired of this game. It's not your fault, I love speculating with other anons but I feel we've dragged this subject for too long...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 14:40:27 No.10647434 >>10647433 After all, we've derailed a thread and most likely alienated other anons. We can't have that, can we?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 14:49:42 No.10647454
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>>10647433
>>10647434
Oh...
That's a real shame...but I understand. Alienating people and derailing threads is no good. Though there's always foolz.
Let me know if you change your mind. Plenty of room to go with this. Got silk ropes to keep her in place and toys to keep her entertained and exhausted, meaning time is not an issue.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 14:51:13 No.10647461 I hate how secondaries view Yukari. None of you understand her. "lel classy lood lady :DDD muh dick:DD" just go away holy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 14:54:13 No.10647468 File: 243 KB, 615x641, yukari1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A good date's gotta impress the other party, right? How can you impress Yukari?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 14:56:28 No.10647478 >>10647454 Please do not misuse spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 15:20:58 No.10647535 >>10647434 Your autism killed the thread for me seven hours ago. I go back and still see the two of you. And you're talking like a pair of gays. Daym shame sons.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 21:10:51 No.10648578 >>10647461 thats is better than LE old hag XD

>>	Tom Fri, Mar 22, 2013 21:42:37 No.10648668 File: 202 KB, 640x880, 1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 21:42:52 No.10648669 Yes, I would. I want to fill her womb with my seed and raise children with her.

>>	Tom Fri, Mar 22, 2013 21:48:28 No.10648695 File: 110 KB, 600x600, takatora1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Tom Fri, Mar 22, 2013 21:50:07 No.10648708 File: 90 KB, 500x374, takatora3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Tom Fri, Mar 22, 2013 21:50:21 No.10648705 File: 63 KB, 500x713, takatora2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 22, 2013 21:51:37 No.10648716 I did something wild and typed "Yukari Yakumo Cosplay" in google image. If you can withstand aggression you should try it.

>>	Tom Fri, Mar 22, 2013 21:58:51 No.10648752 File: 447 KB, 1280x957, takatora3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10648708 sorry

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 24, 2013 16:07:51 No.10656030 I'd be her boytoy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 24, 2013 16:10:06 No.10656047 File: 331 KB, 766x780, ara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10656030

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 24, 2013 16:21:06 No.10656105 File: 325 KB, 1409x2020, 001_14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 24, 2013 16:40:36 No.10656211 File: 647 KB, 653x505, pure maiden.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10656047

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 24, 2013 16:47:21 No.10656239 I want to make her ara ara.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 24, 2013 16:48:07 No.10656250 File: 830 KB, 1273x913, 0101010101010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10656105 Reminds me of Chen for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 24, 2013 16:56:21 No.10656282 >>10656047 that doujin was HELLa hot

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 24, 2013 18:14:07 No.10656733 File: 483 KB, 1024x1024, 33742765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 24, 2013 21:02:37 No.10657467 File: 211 KB, 1440x900, 1363660188346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she's amazing so yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 25, 2013 01:42:09 No.10658692 File: 159 KB, 600x600, b35d393044b6709bd078c0dd123d4b02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 04:47:51 No.10663356 File: 198 KB, 585x1000, 5be4c4dc85f613a159b48a27047c6dc5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 08:30:36 No.10663760 >>10663356 isn't she too old to dress like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 08:31:21 No.10663761 >>10663760 Not when she looks that good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 08:49:51 No.10663780 File: 19 KB, 828x600, 1312069830875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10663760 >>10663761 She's 17.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 09:22:52 No.10663817 >>10663780 Fuck off with that shit, it doesn't even have anything to do with Yukari's character, it's just a seiyuu joke that is only tied to her by a retarded fanime that ZUN refuses to acknowledge.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 13:11:07 No.10664474 File: 508 KB, 783x1200, 26632643_p10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10663760 >too old in perception of humans life, she seems old. but in Youkai time, with 1200 years old Yukari is relatively young.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 17:30:07 No.10665272 >>10647119 Has this one been translated? All I can find are raws.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 17:41:23 No.10665294 >>10635518 What kind of date?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 18:26:07 No.10665452 File: 485 KB, 708x1000, yukari is wet~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love seeing good threads stick around for days.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 18:36:37 No.10665488 Someone post that one picture You know That one..

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 18:42:53 No.10665517 >>10647468 You can't. She pretty much knows everything by just living. She even knows how you taste raw or cooked

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 18:47:53 No.10665545 Why would I want to go out with a disgusting old hag like her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 18:48:53 No.10665554 >>10645392 Still the best post in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 22:07:39 No.10666593 >>10665452 Why do you consider this a good thread?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 22:14:24 No.10666630
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>>10666593
I just like it. Lots of discussion, lots of different parts. That short story was especially nice, and I had lots of fun chatting with that one well-spoken anon about dominant Yukari and role-reversal.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 26, 2013 22:16:40 No.10666647 >>10665488 The one with the hot BBA shitting all over her grandson and he shits all over her and they have sex in a tub full of shit? I love that one

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 27, 2013 04:18:14 No.10667925 File: 172 KB, 512x512, 1281035043092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10665488 Context is important, which picture do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 27, 2013 19:08:59 No.10670617 >>10666630 Me too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 27, 2013 19:47:30 No.10670804 >>10665488 well, I have two version for "that" picture. So, which do you want?, fakepucco or yohane?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 27, 2013 19:59:00 No.10670864 >>10667925 N-No, Miss Yukari...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 27, 2013 20:40:44 No.10671057 >>10670804 both please

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 27, 2013 20:54:59 No.10671126 >>10667925 What if I do?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:02:36 No.10676005 File: 2.24 MB, 3541x2600, 1342142281924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how Yukari's "kyaa~" sounds like.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:17:20 No.10676076 >>10676005 Just look at Yuyuko trying to hide her shame. Her body is dead. What does she care if someone sees her naughty bits? Lose the towel already.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 28, 2013 21:28:21 No.10676142 File: 697 KB, 700x980, 4db7d517be9fde12af7303da24f08310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10676076 It's important.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 21:42:41 No.10680460 File: 121 KB, 600x800, 1289486722772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] le epic bump

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 21:55:10 No.10680501 >>10676005 I hope someone yanks off Yuyuko's towel and exposes her nude body

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 22:00:11 No.10680515 >>10676076 her body is dead but its still there, and she is still a girlm its natural for her to feel embarassed at someone looking at her ample bust and meaty thighs

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 29, 2013 23:10:07 No.10680793 >>10680460 How nice of Yukari. She even braided Marisa's hair with one of her ribbons!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2013 05:04:04 No.10681867 >>10680501 The gaps will be there to block the view anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 31, 2013 07:39:29 No.10686903 Thanks grandma

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 31, 2013 22:58:23 No.10690238 This thread was so good, now is time to let it rest

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 31, 2013 23:00:07 No.10690251 >>10690238 don't wanna

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 1, 2013 12:48:24 No.10692374 File: 71 KB, 551x665, Fan service yukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10690238 Why wouldn't you want to continue the thread of the best girl in 2hu?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 1, 2013 16:53:53 No.10693145 >>10645083 >It's up to you to define the boundary of master and servant. Why do I think this terminology will come back to haunt me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 1, 2013 17:17:41 No.10693207 >>10692374 8/10 eyebrows I like it!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 1, 2013 17:56:40 No.10693298 >>10692374 Yes...Yakumo-sama but what of the others I still have 9 that I must attend to

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 1, 2013 18:20:26 No.10693342 >>10657467 why does she have an erection?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 1, 2013 18:21:10 No.10693345 >>10693342 i'd have an erection too if i was yukari

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 3, 2013 03:19:59 No.10699374 File: 47 KB, 700x700, 34726701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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