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You meet a cute innocent loli. She instantly becomes friendly and trusting with you, showing you affection. She always wants to spend time with you.
What do you do?

>> No.10633966

Jam it in.

>> No.10633967

>>10633965
Tell her I don't have any money.

>> No.10633968

She's crazy.

>> No.10633970

best ichigo

>> No.10633991

i realize that she just a delusion and i carry on with my life

>> No.10634024

>>10633966
Tell me more, anon. Details.

>> No.10634036

>>10634024

Well, I just assumed that she came to my door and that was where I met her.
You see, my door tends to blow shut, so I have this door stop that I jam underneath it. I would have to do so if I were to have a polite conversation with my new loli friend.

>> No.10634047

In all honesty, make a lame-ass excuse, then become paranoid of not having our paths meet again. I don't like dealing with children, and I don't want to be another witch-hunt victim.

>> No.10634058

Offer her a popsicle in exchange for letting me rub my penis against her cute belly!

>> No.10634057

>>10633991
You mean a hallucination.

>> No.10634079

Deflower her with my 12 inch dick.

>> No.10634078

>>10634036
thanks

>> No.10634121

Meet like at my door or in some random place?

Either way I guess I might treat her like a little sister then, though I doubt the parents would approve of her spending time with a complete stranger.

>> No.10634142

Hold her mouth shut and pick her up, start running.
Rape her in the back of my truck by some woods a few times. I'll tie her up there and return the next day with some viagra, I wouldn't risk a third day so just kill her and burry body parts around the place. Throw a leg near some garbage cans the bears try to get in all the time.

>> No.10634144

>>10634121
What if she would visit your house? The parents don't care.

>> No.10634148

>>10634142
>some garbage cans the bears try to get in all the time.


Where do you live, Greenland?

>> No.10634160

I'd panic and be terrible to her, because I'd assume it was a ruse and even if I knew for a fact it wasn't, my brain doesn't let me have nice things.

>> No.10634189
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>>10634160
She only wants to spend time with you, anon! She's a cute innocent loli, her kindness is genuine.

>> No.10634193

>>10634189
But I've been lied to and tricked by so many people.

I want to believe lolis don't have the capacity for ulterior motives or to betray me, but I just can't.

I'm so sorry, little loli. You deserve someone better than me.

>> No.10634191

>>10634144
Treat her with love and kindness, but being mean like a big brother from times to times.
I'm not planning to do something lewd to her anon, sorry to disappoint you.

>> No.10634196

I had this college intership of sorts on a nearby healthcare center, and one of the patients assigned to me was a cute 5yo girl. As it was our first day meeting, we were supposed to just interact and try to form a bond.

She was fun to have around but after about 30~40 min she asked to leave for no apparent reason (she was acting like she was having a good time, talking and eating cookies). Since we had to stay for 45min I just gave her my tablet with some game to help her pass time and waited a little longer.

For me that felt completely normal.

Later that week, for reasons not related to the event, I gave up on the internship and was asked to have a meeting with the supervisor, which I expected to be about the general information I had from all the patients I've met, for whoever took them after me. Turns out that girl came home and said to her mom she didn't want to go back to the service, and the supervisor wanted to know if something happened.

I guess I missed a chance there.

>> No.10634201

>>10634191
Not even if she tempted you without noticing? Maybe she would ask you to take a bath with her or bend over and expose her panties.

>> No.10634272

Oh wow the best thing ever just happened in real life. I was walking to the shop, and a super cute little girl was walking into her house with her dad. She stopped and said to me, "Hiya mate!" and I replied back, "Hiya!" (no anxiety at all) and she smiled as though the best thing ever had happened. Then as she was going into her house she said to her dad, "That's my friend!" and he said something stupid and grown-up like, "Okay, okay, get inside."
It made me really happy, and I immediately thought of this thread.

>> No.10634279

>>10634196
>5yo girl
>we were supposed to just interact and try to form a bond.

I keep forgetting there are circumstances where this is normal.

>> No.10634286

>>10634272

She wants the D.

>> No.10634288

>>10634196
Well it's not like you could have gotten away with anything uncouth. If she told her parents and they told the police, it's not like they're going to give up on the case because you've went your separate ways.

Why didn't the little girl want to go back?

>> No.10634291

>>10634272
OP here, you made me smile. Not really what I intended with this thread but thanks.

>> No.10634292

>>10634196
She asked you to leave and then told her mom she never wanted to come back, and you think you had a chance?

>> No.10634298

Is it illegal to have a little girl as a friend?
Is it illegal to cuddle the little girl?

I don't want anything else.

>> No.10634299

>>10634298

>Is it illegal to have a little girl as a friend?

This would be a great title for a Light Novel.

>> No.10634304

>>10634299
Only if the plot isn't misleading. It could be sort of like a reverse KnJ. An adult wants a little girl as a platonic friend, but she's confused and all the grown ups keep telling her it's wrong. He has to fight off oppression, slander, and even violence to become BFFs with his loli tomodachi.

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10634320

bake her snacks and teach her to cook
read manga with her
teach her instruments
teach her gunsmithing and firearms safety
teach her bowyering and archery.
buy cute outfits for her to wear
take her hiking
cuddle with her under the kotatsu i built

pretty much training run for the daughter id like to have in the future. be a good role model to her and help her explore a wide range of interests. sure im a huge lolicon, but that doesnt mean im going to give any loli the dick. Mainly i just life cute girls doing cute things.

honestly i'd love to have an adorable loli companion. i wouldnt even do lewd things. however, if she begged me though id probably give her a クス

>> No.10634376

Tell her to shove her hand in my anus.

>> No.10634406

>>10634320
what's a kusu?

>> No.10634493

>>10634406
It's when you poop in a sock and slap someone in the face with it.

The more you know.

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10634558

Be friendly with her but make zero advances.
Wait for her to jump in while I'm taking a bath or something.
Tell her that I might not be able to resist the temptation.
Wait until she agrees and says she want me to touch her and be her bf
Jam it in

Of course I would be loyal and gentle and never cheat on her or hurt her.

>> No.10634577

>>10634196
You should have said to her with a smile something like "..Am I boring you? Haha, sorry, I guess I'm not too much fun to be around".

That would have kicked in the pity/compassion on her little heart for sure.

>> No.10634581

This happened once but then I realized she was a child prostitute and I ran before I was jailed. It happened in mexico.

>> No.10634592

>>10634581
Ew, beaner juices.

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>>10633965
Why does /jp/ never discuss shota instead of loli?

>> No.10634653

>>10634645
dat's gay

>> No.10634670

>>10634298
Look at what happened to MJ

>> No.10634675

>>10634653
It's not, actually. I love shota but I really dislike men physically.

>> No.10634762

My neighbour's kid is already pretty much like this. She's seven years old, and since she was four she'd always try to get me to play with her.
It's kind of awkward and a bit of a bother, really, since all she wants to do is play tag or make me carry her and spin her around, which is really tiring, or play with dolls and draw, which I don't know how to do with someone else.

I doubt either of us would have enough patience to try and bake together, and she doesn't have enough hair for me to play with. She's not even that good looking, especially compared to her sister, so there isn't even that.

Once again, reality fails to compare. Maybe in a couple of years we can play boardgames or something else for a while, before she realizes what I am and starts avoiding me.

>> No.10634765

>>10634581
It's okay. They wouldn't have jailed you. They would have just made you act as a coyote and bring her across the border to America.

>> No.10634808

>>10634762
This. They will eventually learn about the difference between normal people and you, thus hating your ass.

>> No.10634817

>>10634406
i meant キス but for some reason i can't type at all today.

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