/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Spit some raps, J.P.

[Anonymous No.]

You have been visited by that feel! Repost this in 10 seconds or you will be visited by the feel of no gf tonight! 95% of people will not post this..... and they will become feels....
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[Anonymous No.]

Nigga, my gun go off

You see the barrell turnin'
You feel the hollows burnin'
Nigga now you learnin'
Nigga, my gun go off

Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm tryin to merk ya,
When I come back bustin'
Nigga, my gun go off

Don't try to say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack the clip in,
Nigga, my gun go off

We call it putting work in,
Leavin niggas hurtin,
Homocide's learkin'
My gun go off

[Anonymous No.]

I piss on the flo' I piss on the do' I open up ya mum's mouth and piss some mo'

yeah
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

Moshi moshi.
I wake up in the morning arms up yawning.
Damn it feels so good to be Otaku Kami.
Moshi moshi.
I wake up in the morning living legend when I die,
Write my name in the sky in kanji. k-k-kanji.
Moshi moshi.
I wake up in the morning living legend when I die,
Write my name in the sky in kanji. k-k-kanji.
Moshi moshi.
I wake up in the morning living legend when I die,
Write my name in the sky in kanji. k-k-kanji.

Sailor fuku. Mai waifu is so m.o.e.
You wish that you were just like me but you're stuck with 3DPD.
What? Oh em jesus. That anime on replay.
Watch the whole fucking season in like 3 days I can't see straight.
Whoa.. weeaboos wish they could live their life as T.O.G.
Wake up yawning in the morning then hop in my gundam wing.

Damn it feels so good to be T.O.G
Anime girls on me. Meidos wid nekomimis.
I just came back from Osaka everybody notice me.
Had a bijin trynna leave with me while speaking Japanese.
Flip through manga. Shonen Jump. Sippin sake got me drunk.
I walk through Harajuku swaggin mane these girls can't get enough.
Otaku God is subarashii. Weeaboos stay trynna knock me.
But I'm level 99 inside Akiba with that Pocky. (ahh)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10632552
Why do manga and anime do brown/black girls so well? In real life they're disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

All I play is Danmakus
Specifically them 2hus
Cause all them bitches waifus
So I give them all my gyuunyuu

[Anonymous No.]

Brown Azusa is best Azusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10632564
Same reason the asian characters don't look like shit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10632564

In anime they generally aren't loud/obnoxious/overly emotional. Basically they don't act black. That's why they're better in anime.

[Anonymous No.]

Just need some beats now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCs9f7LXXhI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFHbjFoYgm8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfcMRlUaib8

[Anonymous No.]

Could you recall a NEET that used to be crying?
Now I'm flying, don't plan on falling.
If you see a woman then it's time to run, they'll break you down have you crawling.
I stay inside cause I got plans bigger than career projects.
I run with NEET soldiers that are tenga toting.
truNEETs that go hard like Rambo, wearing fatigues with the camo coating.
We watch out for bullies and then we scope em
Shoot on the NEET hater, fake Quick Draw McGraw bully, see ya later.
NEETs cradle to the grave'd you
The normals made you, but where are they when you need them to save you?
Pull down his pants, let's give him a shave, just pass the anti-bully weapon
Now we move quick and make our escape on the NEET zeppelin.

Bully looks under his cock and sees he's missing two little beans, ya know what I mean.
Now we land and we're home, back at our scene.
Nothing but dick musk is all you'll smell here, NEETs lying nude next to piss bottles and fleshlight shells.
Ring the dinner bell and make it sound as loud as you can, only food will make the NEETs come down from their dens.
TruNEETs like alcohol, ramen, white rice, and stew, now plug your nose and mop the floor as they poo.

Remember the rules: The tru stay tru, never go out, jobs are for normals and you're better than that, enjoy your lifetime because unemployment is enjoyment.
Watch for the fake though because they're like snakes, weak-willed men seeking out women and employment.
Autist, virgin, sperglord, the bullies will call you all three.
But keep it tru, get the bux, and see if they're still laughing as their taxes buy your dolls and everything's free

[Anonymous No.]

I get extra happy everytime I see mai waifu.
Yeah she is okay, but she is nothing like mai waifu.
Maybe one day I could get married to mai waifu.
I don't care what you say nigga, damn I love mai waifu.

Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I - Damn I love my waifu.
Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I - Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I - Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I love mai waifu.

Damn I love mai waifu, she ain't nothing like you.
She don't bitch and nag me all the time up on her cycle.
Damn I love mai waifu, her figure is so curvy.
When you stand by mai waifu I can tell that your not worthy.
Mai waifu is so kawaii and plus she got big boobies.
4Chan thinks that she's their waifu but I said, "Wuzzup Mugi".
I do this for otaku, Shigeru Miyamoto.
I'm in electric city with mai waifu playing Touhou.

Damn I love mai waifu. So I keep plenty pictures.
Mai waifu is kawaii even as a 12 inch figure.
Compared to mai waifu, she makes you look so shitty.
To me she's 3DPD so I just call her Ms. Piggy.
Nigga that's kawaii, Otaku God said it.
Talk shit bout otaku, and you will be beheaded.
And now I got two waifus, the yuri keeps me looking.
I be that godly nigger plus I'm sugoi to the fullest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10632568
I guess that's true, they're basically just recolors of regular anime characters. They don't have any of the... `features' of black/brown people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10632578
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10632572
I really wish that was OC (´・ω・`)
still good.

[Lenfried MOST ICHIBAN boyfriend !xQm9.FabbA No.]

good old days, namsayn?
lemme take you on this lyrical high real quick.
2013 exoticness, knowmsayn?
lets get technical, where your onahole at?
Get into that shit, aight? YO!

Started off luna dialin, mostly i was smilin but /jp/'s wilin, "sakuya a shit" reports filin'
back in the days of '08 now, still never had a date now, anon gotta get a name NOW
Ignorant and mad young, peeped a Lenfried thread once got that "MOE MOE" kimochi and felt one
Yeah my posts were shit till I was 19, catchin props like "THATS THAT TRIP!" gettin adds on steam
Anonymous life was grimey, real-life grimey, and niggas know that habit's behind me

Day one yo, growing all up in the ghetto now I'm a Lenfiend, jettin to Komiketto!
in Saitama yo no doubt your man got into crazy haps, droppin my rhymes amongst the japs
So if your computer's stacked up better get your 2hu folder backed up an tell us which one FUK

[Lenfried MOST ICHIBAN boyfriend !xQm9.FabbA No.]

well im a sire, i set the comment box on fire, posting styles vary, and carry like mariah, i come from the /jp/ slums, and this board im from is comin through with nuff otaku, and NEET bums

so if you wana come testin, sweatin contestin, you get a piss bottle to the mid section