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Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:41:08 2013 No.10631261 [DELETED]

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Why aren't you working? There are jobs out there, you could get one if you really wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:43:37 2013 No.10631267 will you hire me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:45:22 2013 No.10631276 File: 847 KB, 245x195, ricky.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm rich and talented shut the fuck up

Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:46:07 2013 No.10631283

Well let's check Her Majesty's Government's new job matching service.

>CAD/CAM Metal Work Programmer

Not qualified.

>Registered General Nurse

Not qualified.

>HGV Operator

Not qualified.

>Secondary School Teacher

Not qualified.

>Dentist

Not qualified.

>360 Excavator Driver

Not qualified.

>Nursery Officer

Not allowed near children.

Oh well, guess they want me to remain a NEET.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:50:22 2013 No.10631299 >>10631261 Post japanese cat posing sexy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:51:23 2013 No.10631302 Because I work from 8 AM to 3 PM, I've been off for 5 hours already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:54:23 2013 No.10631309 >>10631261 I have a variety of disorders that make it nearly impossible to hold down a job. I am legally disabled.

Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:55:23 2013 No.10631315
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what part of there's no jobs for young men don't you understant? >:O
Maybe I should go to a job tree at the job park & pull off a job that's been growing on the job tree for ages!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:56:53 2013 No.10631324 No one wants me in their workplace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:57:08 2013 No.10631326 File: 40 KB, 605x807, charlieyelling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10631315

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:57:38 2013 No.10631328 Working on it. It's tough being underqualified

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:58:09 2013 No.10631337 I am starting a full time job this week where I sit around and wait for people to donate. That's it, I literally have 10 hours of work scheduled and maybe an hour or two at most of actual work.

Anonymous Mon Mar 18 19:58:23 2013 No.10631334
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>>10631283
Almost all of these require specialized experience or some sort of qualification.

The ones that don't (or I'm able to lie about) I have already applied to

Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:03:08 2013 No.10631351

No there fucking aren't. My cousin has a science degree and a few years of work experience and can't get a job. Now tell me why any workplace would take a dropout autist with no social skills when people like that can't find employment.

If you don't want me to be a NEET, give me a job that suits me and I'll do it. I don't owe anyone anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:03:38 2013 No.10631354 Send resume to 20 companies Friday evening, hoping at least one will contact me back no qualifications and then, today, I was overwhelmed with phone calls....it's THAT easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:04:38 2013 No.10631361 >>10631354 btw, I was trying to get a job at call center

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:04:54 2013 No.10631363 I have a job, but I feel I might be fired for being incompetent. Probably just nerves, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:05:09 2013 No.10631367 JAPANESE CAT POSING SEXY FUCK PLEASE NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:05:24 2013 No.10631368 >>10631351 str8 ^

Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:07:39 2013 No.10631379

>>10631361
I have applied for about twenty call centre jobs, they have all ignored me or told me I don't have experience.

I was rejected for a volunteer job in a charity shop because I wasn't experienced. I actually failed at getting unpaid work. Chances are I'm going to have to pay someone just to employ me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:09:23 2013 No.10631384 >>10631361 The only reason they were overwhelming you with calls is to see if you could take the heat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:10:23 2013 No.10631393 >>10631326 How does he get his voice so high, whattafuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:15:39 2013 No.10631422 >>10631283 >Not allowed near children. why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:20:51 2013 No.10631442 >>10631326 Would /jayepee/ have sexual intercourse with him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:27:51 2013 No.10631472 File: 10 KB, 391x325, 1347858655107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10631299 >>10631367 im going to sleep now but here is sexy cat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:28:36 2013 No.10631473 There is no glory holes where I live

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 20:29:37 2013 No.10631482 >>10631442 He's funny, but nah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 06:45:27 2013 No.10633250 >>10631422 Isn't it obvious? He's a sex offender. Just like everyone else on this board. No wonder you're all jobless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 06:51:42 2013 No.10633260 Please explain why I would want to have anything like a "job."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 07:16:42 2013 No.10633315 >>10631473 Make one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 07:51:57 2013 No.10633379 >>10631261 do you have a job where i sit around all day doing nothing but browsing internet and get paid for it enough to own a house, have enough food and all bills paid? i don't want any other job, especially ones that require effort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 07:55:57 2013 No.10633391 >>10631261 I did get one. It's really hard and I hurt all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 07:56:58 2013 No.10633395 no company is interested in my shitposting expertise

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:00:42 2013 No.10633406 I'm studying so that I could make up better explanations.

Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:10:27 2013 No.10633417

> you could get [a job] if you really wanted to.
How comical! How comical! If what you claim is true, then
how do you explain all that rice-a-roni between your cheeks?
You can't, of course. There is one reason, and one reason
only, for the rice-a-roni between your cheeks: absolute
incorrectness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:17:42 2013 No.10633425 >>10633417 holy FUCK what are you even talking about

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:18:12 2013 No.10633426 >>10633417 This is the most Japanese post I've ever seen on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:19:57 2013 No.10633427 >>10633417 i want a rice-a-roni

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:27:42 2013 No.10633441 >>10631261 I am officially mentally disabled (legit), so I am unable to work. The last job I had was as an English teacher working in Japan, which I somewhat kind of miss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:29:13 2013 No.10633444 >>10633441 What type of mental disability?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:30:58 2013 No.10633448 >>10633444 gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:31:42 2013 No.10633452 >>10631261 Takes off glasses. :3

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:33:27 2013 No.10633460 File: 31 KB, 454x359, 20100309-175754-844319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10633417 this post is fire meme status: GET

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:33:42 2013 No.10633461 >>10633441 I bet you ran a blog about teaching in Japan.

Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:36:42 2013 No.10633467
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>>10633444

Severe major depression and severe anxiety disorder. Gomen nasai, but I don't have autism

>>10633448

Homosexuality SHOULD be classified as a mental disorder, but it isn't...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:37:42 2013 No.10633468 >>10633467 Holy fuck kill yourself Sean, why are you even still here

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:38:57 2013 No.10633470 File: 223 KB, 1200x1200, 1361127969780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10633461 NO FAGGOT I DIDN'T! STOP stereotyping all fucking English teachers, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:40:27 2013 No.10633472 File: 15 KB, 250x250, 1360800129254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10633468 >mfw you actually got my middle name right!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 08:41:12 2013 No.10633474 >>10633472 btw, right spelling too

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 09:20:12 2013 No.10633553 File: 86 KB, 150x121, 1363634052826.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have work experience but noone wants electrical engineers anymore so might as well go waste 4 years in university.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 09:22:57 2013 No.10633555 >>10633553 > noone wants electrical engineers anymore I know a guy who was offered a 6-figure salary by ComEd right out of uni.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 19 09:34:27 2013 No.10633566 I cannot pay for an education, so getting a job is impossible for me.

Anonymous Tue Mar 19 09:35:27 2013 No.10633567

>>10633555
I was offered work at a SCADA facility for a local power co-op during my Junior year...

You don't even have to work in an engineering field, if you took enough chemistry classes you could work as a lab tech in some areas, probably something with accounting if you have a minor in math.

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