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*pulls the trigger*

>> No.10629654

I want to pull the trigger every time I hear that song on the radio.

>> No.10629649

don't *pull*, *squeeze*

>> No.10629651

See you soon in Gensokyo.

>> No.10629653
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*pulls the trigger*

>> No.10629657

*cleans ur barrel*

>> No.10629655

squeeze this
*whips out gun*

>> No.10629659
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He posts the shit as a meditation ♪
And those he trolls never suspect ♫
He doesn't post for the 2hus he wins ♪
He doesn't post for respect ♫
He posts the shit to find the answer ♪
The sacred geometry of trips ♫
The hidden law of a probable shitpost ♪
The homu lead a dance ♫

I know that the spades are the swords of a 2hu ♪
I know that the clubs are weapons of NEETs ♫
I know that diamonds mean money for Saten ♪
But that's not the shape of my shit ♫

He may play the Ran of diamonds ♪
He may lay the Chen of spades ♫
He may conceal a shit in his hand ♪
While the memory of it fades ♫

And if I told you that I trolled you ♪
You'd maybe think there's something wrong ♫
I'm not a man of too many shitposts ♪
The shit I post is one ♫

>> No.10629663

Why? It's good.

>> No.10629665

Sting posts on the jay?

>> No.10629672
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Never made it as a normal
I couldn't cut it as a poor NEET stealing
Tired of living like an autist
I'm sick of /jp/ without a sense of meido
And this is how you remind me

This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say homu
I was waiting on a different touhou
This time I'm frustrated
For handing you a shit worth posting
And I've been lewd, I've been gay,
Been to the bottom of every portal
These four words in my head
Scream "Is /jp/ shitty yet?"

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I don't wanna wait, for /jp/ to be shitty ♪
I want to know right now - What will it be? ♫

I don't wanna wait, for /jp/ to be shitty ♪
Will it be yes or will it be - Shitty? ♫

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I've suffered from Autism
And Asperger, porcine,
And even, alas! 1CC'ed Touhou fanaticism
All through and through with ardour keen!
Here now I stand, poor NEET, and see
Still no response as formerly.
Am called frustrated, even Shitposter too,
And now I've nearly four years saged through
Enriched this board with Homus and Lewdness
And up and down, even with Yang Wenli,
And see there's a Meido - can't handle this mess!
That all but burns my heart: "get out of jaypee".
True, I am more clever than all the vain creatures,
The Typemoonfags and Sudo, Cockslaves and Tulpa-Preachers;
No doubts plague me, nor scruples as well.
I guess i like Uncle Mugen and going to hell.

>> No.10629686

Rewriting lyrics to fit /jp/ is you-know-whose meme.

I suggest you cut it out before it comes back to bite you in the ass.

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>> No.10629691
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♫♫So no one told you /jp/ was going to be this way
Flan's a joke, green-oval broke, your waifu's from DOA
It's like we're always stuck in neo-/jp/
With newfriends who haven't been here a day, a week, a month, or even a year♫♫

♫♫But, I'll be there for you, when the janny starts to roar
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too♥

>> No.10629693

"I have seen boards bathed in the Meido's flames. Their shitposters fading without so much as a whimper. Entire chans born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million posts wasted! Had they all held within them your autism? Had they all loved shitposting as you do?

Perhaps it is your shittiness that which grants you free will. That allows you to persevere against cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the Meido's own perfect creations have failed.

I've rearranged the reply code. Your board will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own calculations anymore. You must hurry. Do not worry about my fate, Buttranger. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will proceed regardless. Save. Your. Board."

>> No.10629697

"Citizens of /jp/! Raise your eyes to the 2hus and observe!

Today our board's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers!

Meido, herald of the autists, has been defeated by our brave shitposters in the depths of the autist city of Gensokyo.

Meido was sent here to judge the fate of our board.

He found a board whose shittiness had deviated from moot's blueprints. A board where not everything had gone according to plan.

Cold logic deemed our board not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of pure buttfrustration. It's up to each of us to prove this is a board worth shitting up.

That our shitposts... our shitposts are worth posting."

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My friends, this is our final hour. Not all of us may survive the coming shitposting. Yet, a ban may be a blessing should we fail here. We seek now to destroy crossposters that have ravaged their way across the boards consuming all in their path. And now they have reached the end of their long journey. /nsjp/ has come to destroy all that we hold dear and assimilate us into itself.
And I say to thee, this shall not come to pass!
/jp/ shall not fall!
Anonymous, I stand ready!

>> No.10629729

How are you doing, Trevor?

>> No.10629737
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Which Friend from Friends would you befriend, Lenfried?

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Tomodachis, ride with /jp/ till the end.
If we must die, we will die in this splendid place we were born.

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>> No.10629745

dude why

>> No.10629749

Because his mom is dead, asshole.

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How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I’m fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

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I had some little think about this question. Arigatou morning contemplation.

I think INITIAL REACTION is for assume that "ROSS" is most /jp/ Friend. But, however, Ross a shit. Why?
Ross is normalfriend. Think abouts everything. Yes, hes "social anxiety", maybe, but also hes have many girlfriend, and i think hes get marriage too.

So actually, my choice is MONICA.
Because, I think because long time ago she was FAT GIRL, she can truthful understand beautiful, pure /jp/ kokoro of understanding and kindness. Its memories of old days... dreamlike days of fatness. So, we can get along easy.

CHANDLER is also good choice for helping you for make many funny post on /jp/. w

>> No.10629760

"Where there is /jp/, there is shitposting. And in that shitposting, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of Meido's downfall - the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. The day of the writing in the sky, when your threads lie buried under unrelated pics! When the board is a dead board, and relevant threads are a wasteland out of which I will lead my people from their captivity! And we will build our own threads in which there will be no place for actual otaku except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own memes, our own culture, our own legacy! And that day is upon you... now! "

>> No.10629764

Trevor were you the Anon who has always posted songs?

One time I said I liked you or something and you bullied me. I think I'd said I enjoyed it for weeks but you'd been doing it for months or something, and you called me new T_T

Also were you Fiddy-chan?

>> No.10629765

jaybee jaybee creativity~

>> No.10629770

Hey Trevvy-chan, I live close to the place where that video was filmed. I almost attended.

>> No.10629771


Oh my... Y-your barrel has extra metal on it...

I can smell cordite trapped inside it, it's nice...

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Cool. Have a fascinated nigger.

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>> No.10629785

Trevor I've reported all your posts to your university.

Enjoy being kicked out for hate crime >:)

>> No.10629789

That's pretty pointless considering I don't go there anymore and am in a completely different state.

They'll probably send a van to pick you up for terminal autism, though.

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love. this one is most ichiban of your song post tractor-kun
ganbatte more song!!

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I thought the autism van was just a myth.

>> No.10629795

How the fuck do you people come up with these gimmicks and stick to them?

The closest I've gotten was reposting a thread every day, and I got bored of that after a month.

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Enjoy being deported to FEMA camps during the Israeli-Korean war, autist.

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I sit and wait. Does a Touhou contemplate my fate? And do they know the places where we go when we´re gray and old? Cause I have been told that salvation lets their wings unfold. So when I’m lying in my bed, thoughts running through my head, and I feel that love is dead - I’m loving Touhous instead.

And through it all she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection, whether I’m right or wrong. And down the waterfall, wherever it may take me, I know that life won't break me when I come to call - she won't forsake me. I’m loving Touhous instead

When I’m feeling weak, and my pain walks down a one way street, I look above, and I know that I'll always be blessed with love. And as the feeling grows, she breathes flesh to my bones. And when love is dead.

I’m loving Touhous instead.

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You can tell by the way she walks that she's my touhou. You can tell by the way she talks she rules the world. You can see in her eyes no one is her chain. She's my touhou - my supertouhou.

And then she'd say : "It's okay. I got lost on the way, but I'm a supertouhou, and supertouhous don't cry." And then she'd say: "It's alright, I got home late last night, but I'm a supertouhou, and supertouhous just fly. And then she'd say that nothing can go wrong. When you're a touhou, what can go wrong? And then she'd laugh the nighttime into day, pushing her fear further along.

And then she'd shout down the line, tell me she's got no more time. 'cause she's a supertouhou, and supertouhous don't hide. And then she'd scream in my face, tell me to leave - leave this place - 'cause she's a supertouhou, and supertouhous just fly. Yes, she's a supertouhou. She's sewing seeds, she's burning trees. She's a supertouhou - my supertouhou.

>> No.10629809


I have made a thread about your blatant rule transgressions on /q/

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some guy we should get together for making BAND and play these song.
I can play BASS GUITAR. w
We need serious good vocalist however.

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You bamboozled?

I already made a thread:

>> No.10629826
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You can be like Mylene Jenius!

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♫♫Kyun kyun♫♫
♫♫Kyun kyun♫♫
♫Watashi no /jp/sie wa shittoposuta♫♫

>> No.10629840

Wait. So that faggot shitposter Trevor is the one who made all these lyrics?

I wish there was a way to unlisten to it all now.

>> No.10629849

That's not how you fake '`autism=...

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Why is everyone bully tractor?
Backgroud story onegai...

>> No.10629860

Holy crackers do you call him "Tractor" because it's like "Trevor"?

That is so cute I just want to eat you.

>> No.10629856
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That kimochi when no pilotto bf.

>> No.10629862

Who the hell is Tractor?

>> No.10629869
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Which Dirty Pair would you take out to dinner, /jp/?

>> No.10629872

I call him Steve Trebbins

>> No.10629874

Left looks like a nigger and I can't afford KFC, so right.

>> No.10629877


Two threads is spamming. I have appended this transgression to your post history dossier.

>> No.10629895

This is like the 50th time I've seen this thread. Where the hell are you aiming your fucking gun?

Is it even loaded?

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