/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What's the weirdest fetish you know?

Mine is probably scat. Can you imagine sucking, licking, sexing that? People are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Consensual sex in the missionary position.

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't imagine it either, maybe a scat /jp/sie can come in and explain to us why he likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

*farts*

[Anonymous No.]

ur mom is my weirdest fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623649

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't bully people for what they like.

[Anonymous No.]

I always try to post stuff related to my fetishes so I can get /jp/sies to talk about them and get me off. For some reason now someone saying a single offhanded reply that relates to my kinks can do more for me than a good picture.

I feel like I'm using you for the wrong reasons sometimes but I can't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

You are weird for not liking butt chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

Vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

NTR.

You can become desensitized to the physical stuff very quickly, but I don't understand how anyone can be okay with the emotionally crippling experience that is NTR, let alone like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623652
When I was like 5 or 6 I used to fantasize about rolling around in shit with my classmates (only the boys) and being inflated so that we were really large/fat.

That's disgusting though and I can't imagine how I ever thought that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623648
>What's the weirdest fetish you know?
Nobody is answering this.

>>10623658
>Please don't bully people for what they like.
I think nobody is bullying anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Holding hands is pretty weird. Hands are dirty because they touch lots of stuff. Why would you want to hold them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623648
>>10623652
>>10623666
I consider it all part of the femdom fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623669
Calling people weird is not nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel unnerved by the idea of bugs and parasites and stuff, but it strikes me it might be one of those fetishes I could enjoy in an uncomfortable way. Does anything like this exist? Maybe bugs crawling into someone's orifices, tapeworms taking over their body, that sort of thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623671
If both people washed their hands and then held hands and never let go their holding hands would never get dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

Farts and scat. What a strange thing.

>>10623679
Bugs? You should go play Fairy Fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623682
They would still get dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623682
They would get all sweaty because no air between their hands. Dirty and smelly sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

Delitizing

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623700
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623700
No.
Please, other boards had to suffer thorugh this, don't start it here.

[Anonymous No.]

There are 2 huge pictures of Meta-Knight and Kirby showing of all kinds of fetishes, like being frozen alive, asphyxiation or vore. Someone please post those images because i can not find them. They'd fit really well into this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623702
>>10623708
Which touhou would you delitize?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623700
I don't even
Why? How?

[Anonymous No.]

Egg laying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623708
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

Normalfag here.

Anything with body fluids that are not meant for sexual expierence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623720
How do we justify what is meant for it in the first place. Which hole it came out??

[Anonymous No.]

Abstract concepts.

[Anonymous No.]

Guro, but I think it's WAY too normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623727
In a biological sense.

Blood, vomit, shit (as liquid form and as solid form), other fluids that I either don't know or can't name in english.

[Anonymous No.]

Bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623716
I wanted to see this, and I already ran out of idea of how to google this. Anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623700
Thanks, added to my dA favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623737
There seem to be a few sets of images on rule34, e.g.
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=irugan
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=sumidou

Maybe these?

[Anonymous No.]

My boyfriend likes peeing, at first I was adverse but I've been trying it and it's pretty enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have a fetish, because I'm not some lewd normal.

I don't understand fat fetishes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623745
A fat fetish is like taking all of the regular stuff about the female body that is attractive and making it.. more

At least until you start getting into the super fat weird shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623741
Those irugan pictures are the right ones. The 2 pictures were huge compilations off all kinds of fetishes drawn by irugan, with the fetish name right next to each one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623752
Chubby girls are okay.

When the belly starts to overlap the panties its starting to get ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623652
In general, I tend to fetishize things that are dirty. I like it when urine and feces makes contact skin, hair, or clothes, especially when it makes contact with clothes or hair. I really enjoy anything that involves an unclean public bathroom. I love to see cute girls happily do something disgusting and dehumanizing. I like girls with hairy armpits and hairy anuses. and I like "body graffiti", simply because it makes the girl look more unclean. I'm also aroused by seeing clean furniture and blankets be made dirty by urine. My love for dirty things is also why I prefer girls who are covered in cum.

In real life, I obsess over keeping everything clean, nothing is ever dirty. I also have a fear of public bathrooms. Those are probably at the source of these fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623648
I can enjoy vore, inflation and certain guro I find tasteful, but it utterly stops with any bodily fluids besides blood and vaginal discharge.

Watersports, scat, anthro, and any other obscure fetish dA came up with like this one:
>>10623700
are probably the weirdest imo, or if not weirdest, definitely make me feel ashamed to have fetishes, considering most other people see mine the same way. Double standard I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623745
2D makes chubbiness look cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623768
Thats not chubby.

That are just some big tights.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't really understand the appeal of guro.
Tried fapping to it a couple of times but it doesn't really make me more turned on than with normal stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623758
Yeah, there are so many different kinds of fat. I tend to prefer women who look pregnant but aren't, as in, their bellies stick out but aren't all mushy until you touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

There are weird fetish and scary fetish. But are there such things as cute fetish or popular fetish? I think fetish by definition is to be weird or unacceptable to public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623768
It does.

I honestly hate breasts. Breasts are disgusting. They're fatty, veiny, sagging protrusions with weird little fleshy tips that serve as drinking ports for disgusting little human spawn.

[Anonymous No.]

This is about as fat as I like, maybe a little more belly.

Of course if I see a 3d girl this fat I'm disgusted, sad how it only works in 2d

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623796
Dom/bondage stuff seems to be the most popular

Feet are popular too but only with dudes for some erason

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have a name for this fetish? Mildly torn clothesism?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623806
Those two are so mainstream and popular amoung normals that they're practically vanilla at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623779

>>10623765 here
I also enjoy guro. The blood and gore itself isn't what arouses me. It's always the expressions the girls make. Plus, I like the feeling of betraying a cute girl's trust, to the point that their trust in me will be the death of them. That's why when it comes to guro, I prefer artists who draw pictures of the girl happy and unharmed before they're raped, tortured, and killed.

It's possible that my obsession with not wanting to hurt the feelings of people I make contact with in real life causes me to fetishize the thought of hurting someone cute to the extreme. I always worry about the feelings of others instead of my own feelings, so the idea of just taking a life in favor of my own pleasure seems really appealing. Plus have a small penis, am physically weak, and have a few birth defects, so maybe those cause me to like it simply because it makes me feel powerful.

[Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG No.]

>>10623815
The art reminds me to Hen Zemi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623809
Torn clothes, I dunno.

But I don't like the scars on the girls. Just torn clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

My fetish list: mind control, NTR, transformation, age regression, gender bender and femdom

Scat, omorashi, diaper and stuff are literal shit tier fetishes and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623813

You sound, scary.
Don't hurt me...

So guro is just a scary form of bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623817
No offense, but not in the slightest

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623826
I do like bullying too, but when it comes to bullying, I prefer to be the one getting bullied. Being put in my place by attractive girls seems pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623825
Diaper stuff focuses on urine instead of feces most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623700
I am sorry, but can anyone find me weirder shit than this? I kinda lost faith in myself and the internet now. 2girls1cup, blue waffle, goatse, I know all of that. But this

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623798
I can't understand my own fat fetish. It's pretty specific, she needs to have the right amount of fat in the right places, and a feminine face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623813
I like guro for the facial expressions too. I like when the girl has a look of shock or disgust or even arousal. I also like it in a purely physical way, but only when it involves belly cutting and intestines and stuff. It's like, a girl's naked body is already a private thing, so what's inside of that is like, really private.

It's probably from childhood imprinting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623833

Correct, even then it is not the urine that is attractive.

The main reason I like diaper stuff is the loss of control.

You try to hold it in, but eventually you nature takes over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623838
maybe ur fat, wwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

Giantesses, it's one of my own fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623843
no buly pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623825
That looks a lot like orin, she just missed her ears.
And tail?
And braid??
Ok that is no longer some orin that I used to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623862
Remember that time I posted that picture and said "what would you do to this big touhou?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623868
She pulls them out because Okuu's hot body was too much for her to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623884
Thats equivalant to gore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623813
>>10623839
I like guro for facial expressions as well. I think it is "normal" to like guro for this? I think I've never liked a single image where a defenseless person is hurt, though. It only arouses me when the girl is depicted as acknowledging danger and capable to resist or at least run away, but is too self-confident in her strength to react in time and defend herself. The air of overconfidence switching to surprise and fear when the critical blow strikes and mutilates her body is the best.
I still feel very guilty for enjoying this sort of thing, though, and I always imagine that the image is a phantasy within a phantasy and the girl is actually alive. Or that somehow I(or someon) could magically revert the time back and save her.

[Anonymous No.]

Empty eyes is my favourite fetish somehow

NSFW or SFW, whatever fetish that follows.

Explains why i like yandere too, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623899

>>10623813 here
>I still feel very guilty for enjoying this sort of thing, though
I feel that way too whenever I've finished masturbating to it. At the height of orgasm I'll be fantasizing about some of the most brutal things, but as soon as I cum, I feel disgusted with myself. That orgasm is still too strong for me to give it up, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623664
Vaginas ARE fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623679
Konchuu Kansatsu features just about every arthropod you can name, with h-scenes for scorpionflies, ants, chafers, leafhoppers, a tiger beetle, weevils, assassin bugs, pillbugs, various caterpillars (lobster moth, swallowtails, hickory horned devil) and maggots, millipedes and centipedes, army ants, a stick insect, a solifugid, various butterflies (mostly Pieris), an amblypygid, longhorn beetles, ambrosia beetles, burying beetles, a cardinal beetle, borer beetles, darkling beetles, katydids and a weta (roughly in CG set order). Every single insect is drawn with such attention to detail that many can be identified by just a glance (and even the aedeagi are quite realistic), I highly recommend trying it out if you're looking for insects.

But insects aren't really all that scary, and even those with rather terrifying life histories can be thought of as cute. Take, for example, assassin bugs - predators through and through, this group has evolved a staggering variety of tricks to lure and capture their prey, ranging from mantis-like raptorial forelegs and sundew-like sticky glue (some even extract resin from plants to use as such) to makeshift camouflage crafted from the remains of former victims and behavioral mimicry of web-ensnared insects to draw out unsuspecting spiders from the safety of their web hubs - and their close relatives even share a mutualistic arrangement with a protocarnivorous plant, where the plant captures the quarry and the bugs are responsible for digesting it. One group, the feather-legged assassins, utilizes a no less crafty method to acquire their prey: Glandular secretions from the insect's abdomen are highly attractive to ants, though any ant who imbibes the assassin bug's nectar is soon pacified or even tranquilized by it, leaving the assassin free to devour its prey at its leisure (similar strategies are employed by a number of unrelated insects - ants are notoriously fond of sweets, often to their own peril).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623899
>>10623917
I'm the other person. I don't really feel guilty for looking at it. I was a very sensitive child and would get very disturbed and upset by women dying, but now it feels natural and beautiful, artistically speaking of course. I find pain in certain areas to be very arousing, and apparently pain activates the same area as pleasure amoung girlbrains.

I also like when the person is defenseless or totally undeserving, and can't be brought back, because I like tragedy.

[Anonymous No.]

So effective is this method that the ground beneath those assassin bugs is often littered with desiccated husks of drained ants, but you could still think of the feather-legged assassin as a reliable elder sister who would be thoughtful and caring (and inexplicably smell of pastries) at all times - though her prim and proper demeanor would just be a front hiding the fact that she's a perverted lolicon who would lure little ant girls with her gentle personality and teach them the pleasures two girls can enjoy together (and since the trichome responsible for the feather legged assassin's secretions is located on the second and third sternites of the abdomen, which would be quite close to the genital area if the insect is thought as a human, I suppose her lewd juices would taste as sweet as she smells). Of course, every girl she "captures" in this way would join her harem and she'd soon have a small legion of little girl lovers doting on her, and every night she'd enjoy the warmth of several cute girls hugging and licking every part of her body until her room is filled with her sweet moans and the scent of vanilla from her vaginal fluids. And once they're finished, she'd slowly fall asleep while patting the head of a cute ant girl, surrounded by her loving harem of devoted loli lovers. Certainly it'd be wonderful to be captured by a gentle and slightly sadistic onee-sama and slowly converted into a little lesbian under her loving guidance.

I suppose she'd also wear striped thighhighs, since the tufted hind legs that give this group its name are often in alternating colors - though the "feathers" in question more closely resemble leg warmers, so that too is an option.

Image is that of a lycaenid caterpillar and her ant host - much like the feather-legged assassins, those caterpillars pacify ants with a sweet, nutritious secretion, though in this case they are recognized as food sources and taken to the ant nest to be lodged and fed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623949
The guilt isn't necessarily long-term, it's just a feeling I get for the first five or so minutes after I've masturbated. I remember I used to get the same feeling to normal porn when I was a kid.

>I also like when the person is defenseless or totally undeserving, and can't be brought back
I like that too. I prefer for the girl to be innocent and undeserving, as you could probably tell from my earlier post. One of the things that tend to go through my mind when I'm masturbating to it is "This really is unjust, this really does have a permanent affect." but once I've finished, the idea of my mark being something that can't be undone no longer seems so appealing, at least not until several minutes have passed.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Massive urethral insertions and genital mutilation.

DOCKING

Oh Holy Byakuren, why.
>>10623700
Dammit /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623996
If by docking you mean penis on penis, I don't see what's so bizarre about that. I can understand why you wouldn't like it, but it seems like a pretty normal thing to like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623996
Docking is pretty hot.

Unless you're insecure or something.

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>>10623979
Maybe I'm just desensitized to violence. It's a very violent world for women I think because their bodies are put on pedestals. If we really wanted to end rape and such, I think girl bodies and their place in the art world would need rethinking.

However, being desensitized to violence I don't find nearly as disturbing as people who are oversensitive to it. I always found it horrifying when someone would call a girl getting chopped up "gross." That's a human being and you're calling their anatomy and trauma "gross". However in porn this is something that really turns me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623674
pretty much this

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>10623999
>>10624006
Insane deranged deviants!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm >>10623899.

>>10623917
Yes, same here. I also tend to imagine myself as the girl, or at least sharing feelings with her. I am also very sensitive about things I do and say to other living beings IRL, but I don't think this has to do with why I like grotesque.

>>10623949
> I also like when the person is defenseless or totally undeserving, and can't be brought back
This is different from my fancy. The girl should be slightly guilty, even if just of overconfidence. Probably this sudden and unfair punishment is part of what I find appealing, along with my desire to forgive and help (even if it's too late), but I still have not fully understood why I like it.
> I was a very sensitive child and would get very disturbed and upset by women dying, but now it feels natural and beautiful, artistically speaking of course.
I was raised as a very sensitive child, then I went through the period of accepting and being unimpressed by violence, profanity and gore. I thought of this of "getting mature", but now, several years later, I experienced the first big loss in my real life which made me rethink my attitude towards violence and now I am probably even more sensitive to suffering, be it real life or fiction, than I was in my childhood.

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>>10624007
>That's a human being and you're calling their anatomy and trauma "gross".
Mutilation may not be visually gross as in "nauseatingly unpleasant", but it causes pain, suffering and death. That is unsettling, because we all physiologically strive to live and avoid pain and death.

[Anonymous No.]

Things that I have never heard of keep spawning in this thread.

Next time I look into the mirror, I shall see normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624044
Well then I see it more as sad and tragic but not neccessarily gross. Maybe there's an overlap to some people, but things I find gross I never find sad and vis-versa.

>>10624024
If someone I was close to was actually murdered or died a horrific death I would probably not think of guro in the same way. I have had two casual female friends who died violent deaths (one was hit by a train (suicide) and the other got mutilated by an elevator), but I wasn't close enough to them for it to have a serious effect on me. I'm not close to anyone now so the likelihood of this happening is next to nil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624077
>mutilated by an elevator
Is such death existed outside Final Destination?

[Anonymous No.]

I think over time I've developed a bit of a fetish for pissing but only in a place like a shower or after cumming inside something where it won't get too messy. Like whenever I fap in the shower and after I orgasm my cock is still so sensitive to the touch so I just go over the top and overwhelm myself with the sensation and out comes so much pee and it feels so good as well as turns me on also thinking about doing it to someone else. It's more of a pleasure overload thing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Basically, those who enjoy guro are sadists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624118
It was malfunctioning and part of the frame was missing. It was also in someone's house.

>>10624141
Sure. To me, masculinity is only good at inflicting pain or pleasure, not recieving it imo (though Mishima would disagree), and femininity is only good at recieving pain or pleasure. Of course I wish I was born a girl or at least more feminine, but I'm very many looking and have hair everywhere, which I have come to accept. It's not like I want sex anyway so who cares.

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>>10624160
>was also in someone's house.
House with elevator? Which filthy rich part of town this friend of your lived in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624168
She wasn't rich herself. She was at some house party. I don't know the owners but apparently the guy responsible commited suicide.

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>>10623679
i have the same impression as you. Since i watched some documentary about worms and parasite.

Though when I was younger, i fantacized about segmented queen termite walking all over my body and festering all her descendants egg through my body and they would developp, then bite and dig into me while the queen's mandibles would tear my lips and extract my milk teeth. It was my first "sexual" dream ever.

[Anonymous No.]

I read a story ten years ago about dragon-princess endosomatophilia (aka flesh-bondage) and it was terrible. It still is pretty much the most wrong thing I've ever read that has come out of someone's fingertips.

http://pastebin.com/wqK4V930

There's five parts to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624173
You have some fucked up friends. Glad you are enjoying normalness with us on /jp/ today

[Anonymous No.]

None of you like nipple penetration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624180
>have
had*

And thanks glad to be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624184
I do. It's just not a very well-known fetish, as far as I'm aware.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man, I don't even know where to start.
I try to respect everyone's fetishes as long as no real people get hurt, but sometimes you see something and your just like.... how do you even? I mean some of the odder fetishes aren't even sexual at all yet somehow people get their rocks off to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624184
How does that even work? What's there to penetrate with nipples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624184
Isn't that just something they use to make a girl look like a bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624205
That's why it's weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing really disturbes me anymore. I have an extreme fetish for dirty women, so I like things like scat, pee and sweat. Especially stinky feet.

I also fap to toddlercon a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624184
Of course I dooooo.

I also think inverted nipples are hot, but only if they erect when stimulated. I guess it just reminds me of the foreskin sliding over a cock and the sensitive part coming out. I can't imagine a girl's nipples would be as sensitive after rubbing against her clothes. Probably another reason they wear bras, but girls with innie nipples don't have to.

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>>10624205
Well, sinkers can suck in a fingertip.

Thats enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I one of the only people here that in addition to most regular clothing fetishes like certain outfits like gloves? I like some kinds of long gloves like satin but it seems to very uncommon all over the place. There's hardly anything that caters to my extremely specific fetish I can find online besides a small handful of Japanese stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624205
Is /jp/ full of normies who have never read any doujins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624229
I find inverted nipples repulsive though. Stretched/long ones on the other hand are lovely.

[Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG No.]

>>10624236
Fapping to doujinshi doesn't mean you're not a normie. I fap to doujinshi at least three times a week and I'm still quite normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624244
Fuck off, Sean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623935
>>10623959
Entomologist Anon!
Your posts are always a pleasure to read. I'm glad you are still here.
Thank you for your post.

[Anonymous No.]

Soft vore! Lately it really gets to me. I'm a little afraid to explore this fetish though.

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>>10624243
What about ones that start as inverted but erect to be really long and hard?

>>10624255
Why would you be afraid? I've been into soft vore since I was 12. It is incredibly tame and sexy. There are a lot of good artists out there if you know where to look. Unfortunately 90% of it is horribly drawn and unfappable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624255
It's already over. The next step is >>10623700

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623935
>>10623959
hey cool you're still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623935
>>10623959
Holy shit I forgot about you. Thanks so much, this is more than I could have asked for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624259
>What about ones that start as inverted but erect to be really long and hard?
I think stretched would encompass that. So yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

tamakeri gets me so hard

weird as fuck

[Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG No.]

>>10624248
Justify the disapproval of that post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624282
What's happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624259
>Why would you be afraid?
I just don't want it to take me into some darker place like hard vore or something. It's the same with my piss fetish, I don't want it to make me like scat or something like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624286

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>>10624282
What is it ? Dick punching ?

Uninterestred girls rubbing your dick ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624288
I don't get it. Please post more so I can understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624290

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>>10624287
It won't, don't worry. There isn't a lot of cute hard vore out there but some of it is pretty lighthearted and funny/sexy.

Which artists have you gotten into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624288
>>10624301
Isn't that how everyone reacts when their dicks get touched?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624289
>>10624290
>>10624305
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamakeri

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>>10624255
I know how you feel. I've had a vore fetish since I was around 4 and it took me to some dark places.

It took a little willpower but I try to keep it harmless. I prefer to try and keep it cutesy and harmless and prey-orientated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624287
Obviously I can't speak for everyone, but my piss fetish did cause me to do some pretty weird things. I would often pee all over myself while lying on my bed and masturbating whenever I was about to wash my sheets. I remember I would hold in my pee for up to 24 hours just so I could get as soaked in urine as possible. I like to think of it like it's something far in the past, but it's barely been a year since I've last done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624307
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamakeri
>This act is shown in some Japanese horror films, such as Busted Balls.

Now I wanna see that film.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624302
No specific artist. But if I'm looking for porn and it's there, it becomes top priority. Would you recommend any artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624317
Pretty weird would be understatement of the year to describe what you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624317
I like to be soaked in pleasure induced piss like after cum sensitive dick piss from being overstiulated. I don't know how to go about that outside of the shower though because it would make a big mess.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You're all fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624317
My crossdressing fetish mostly leads that I go outside, hidden in the saftey of the dark and start masturbating.

I usually have a female friend who borrows me clothes, she and I went out together, I got a huge boner, for unknown reasons she knew it, even though it was dark as fuck outside.
She said she goes a little bit forward so I could take care of my problem myself, but I please should refrain from leaving stains on her clothes.

Man, that was embarassing.

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>>10623648
You are fucking RETARDED.

Scat is all about the shame of having a turd come out of her ass, the turd itself isn't the focus.

You fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a feeling a lot of /jp/ers like to spread their fetishes on here. Kind of weird to think everyone is spamming pics of their fetish and getting off on people bringing it up.

like this guy >>10624341

[Anonymous No.]

FREUDEN DOT JAY PEE GEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624288
>>10624301

Maybe I should start browsing /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624347
Did you sex?

[Anonymous No.]

This is the weirdest fetish of all time:

>>10615994

X lewd thing is canon! It was IMPLIED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624354

Please teach us about the philosophical meaning and moral conundrum about the common turd, I'm sure you've put a lot of thought into it poopdick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624347
I hope you came in her panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623649
this is why people think we're weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624333
I put several towels under the sheets to make sure the urine wouldn't soak into the mattress. Other than that, I was just careful with my aiming and quick to strip the bed, put everything in the washer, and take a shower.

>>10624331
That wasn't even the weirdest thing I did. There was this one day that, whenever I had to pee, I would do it onto my bedspread. Then I tried to sleep with that bedspread. It was pretty arousing for about ten minutes of laying with it before I felt disgusted with myself and took a shower. It's pretty hard to sleep with a strong scent of urine up against your nose.

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>>10624354
I'm sorry but it is actually about the turd.
Also calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624363
Imagine Suzumiya Haruhi taking a shit. She doesn't seem so threating now, right?

Turds are great equalizers. And that turns me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624364
No.
>>10624366
No.

Man, I'm a huge faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624378
Yeah no wonder you're on /jp/ when you have a female friend you could be sexing with.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to satisfy /jp/'s submissive fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624330
This thread got interesting pretty fast. Umm, I could name a bunch off the top of my head, but I don't really know what you're looking for. Do you like giantess stuff or same size? Or are you more into male?

(I like her other work better but this image isn't on her dA account.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624376
Turd, Shit, Poo.

I dunno, I could be into Scat, but these words make it more like a parody or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624381
She has a boyfriend though.

Manly fucker, 1,90 meter high, black emo hair, likes MyLittlePony.

I don't have a chance against that.

[Anonymous No.]

I fap harder to canon nudity/lewdness than I fap to the lewdest hentai doujin.

Is this a fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624388
Ara ara, forgot to spoiler my image

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624396
So you got friendzoned for a guy who likes my little pony
HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624347
I hope you did not fall for her trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624388
I prefer it when monsters or generally males are the eaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624317
I've gone through some shit like that, especially when I was in early highschool and my libido woke up and all I could think about were my weird fetishes. It started to effect the way I dress and act and I'm sure I came off as a huge weirdo, its embarrassing to think about. My most harmless one is inflation or anything to do with bellies really, I'd sometimes go out to buffets and eat until I can barely walk, then go out and masturbate like crazy in the car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624405
No offense, but I fail to see how people who fap to Hinanawi Tenshi is any different to those fappingto Rainbow Dash

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624361
... How do you call that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624317
>>10624409
I like it when you are autistic about stupid thing /jp/, not fetishes. This is just gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624414
Please leave this board or stop posting forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624409
Guess you'll love me on a weekend night when I decide to stuff my face at one but not so much to the point where I actually feel sick. I'm pretty skinny though so it probably looks like I'm pregnant or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624414
One looks like a girl, the other looks like a pony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624409
That sounds really arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624347
How do you buy skirts? What kinds are the most comfy and how do sizes work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624417
We're not here to be a comedy act for you, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624406
I don't know as many artists by name who specialize in that unfortunately.

Who do you self-insert as?

>>10624409
>My most harmless one is inflation or anything to do with bellies really

Same here. What are your other fetishes? How would they affect your behavoir? if I may ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624409
I like when I don't pee for a day and a half and my lower belly is big and then I pee and watch myself deflate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624445
That's dangerous anon don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624420
>>10624426
I mean it in a normalfag sense.
Think about this, you never heard of Touhou and mlp. Most hardcore jpsies thing you ever know is Dragon Ball. Is it enough to change your opinion of the dude gunning for you if he DOESN'T fap to drawn horse but instead to drawn woman?

If it about fapping, of course Tenshi is much more legit than a horse. I like what you like, anon, else I wouldn't be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624448
I like to live on the edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624449
You're a drawn woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624448
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624469
All you have to do is google "holding your urine/pee is dangerous".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624449
Most nomalfag women probably find /mlp/ less threatening than hentai. Think about it, if you were a girl, would you be worried about cartoon ponies replacing you? No, you'd probably be more worried about the idealized versions of women that aren't possible in real life and whom you can't possibly compete with replacing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624437
Well, uh. I buy them mostly one or two sizes smaller then I buy my male pants. You better buy black pantyhose with it, except you want to shave your legs.

I mostly go for medium lenght skirt, so I can either wear them arround the waist and as a mini-skirt, or slightly over the butt, so I can wear them as medium long skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624475
>>10624449
No I'm pretty sure normalfags find cartoon ponies more weird than cartoon women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624441
Vore, GTS, I guess you could say fat 2d stuff but I consider that more of a preference.

When I was in middle school I would swallow small live animals. Mainly feeder fish because they're cheap but I had tried everything from mice to frogs. I loved feeling them move inside me, I'd do what I could to keep them alive for as long as possible inside my belly. My mom had a huge fish tank and with so many fish she wouldn't realize I was eating them all but sometimes I'd just go out and find earthworms. At one point I ended up buying like 60 minnows and drinking them all with a gallon of water but I ended up vomiting after 10 minutes or so, most of them were still alive.

But eventually I really didn't like what direction it was all taking and I didn't want to end up like one of those people so with a bit of self-psychotherapy I toned it down to where it doesn't do it for me anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624475
Normalfag women deserve to die anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624441
>Who do you self-insert as?
Ah, I dunno. Vore makes me a little hungry so I guess the eater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624484

From my experience normal fags seem to be positive/neutral of cartoon ponies and neutral/negative on cartoon woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624483
Y-You swallowed entire frogs and mice ?

What the hell man ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624484
Why do they even care? It's not like they have ponies and are afraid that some "sicko" would rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624493
No one cares that your mother accepts you no matter what even if you're into ponies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624479
What kind of materials am I supposed to look for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624498
Hell, I don't know, buddy.

I don't do it for the material and the feelings, I do it for the looks. Most stuff nowadays is plastic anway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624497
My mother hates me since I told her I'm a pedo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624504
Kill yourself normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

10624475
10624484
10624487
10624493
Let me summarize this, I'm the first dude mentioning mlp with touhou.

Normalfag women thinks both are equally weird
Normalfag women find touhou's ideal lady more threatening than cartoon horse.
Normalfag women deserve to die.

Do we have mutual agreement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624483

You ate live mice and frogs?
What ever gets you off I guess...

>>10624497

My mother is mostly neutral about my "creepy cartoon girls" and figurines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624512
How about you just shut up about this whole thing and swallow cyanide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624521
No bully lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624504
How did you even go about telling her that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624483
Oh, well I never tried any of those things, because I got off more to being the voyeur of those things. Also, I don't have a feminine figure anymore so I couldn't really find it attractive if I did those things. Apparently goldfish swallowing used to be pretty popular, but I don't think it was sexualized outside of porn and niche communities.

We seem to have identical fetishes though. You mentioned it would affect how you dress and act in public? How so? The most "public" I ever got with my fetishes was when I was little and I would wear clothes that exposed my midsection around the house. It felt really sexy and empowering when I was around 4 to 7. And I could fool myself because I looked practically like a girl at that age. Then my mom took me to a therapist.

I also would talk about my fetishes with this girl from highschool and she let me lick her navel and stuff once. I felt like in return I had to satisfy her back so I ate her out. Since then I've said no to sex and mainly keep to myself about my fetishes outside Anonymous image boards.

>>10624489
>Vore makes me a little hungry
Hah, that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624528
You think that's funny?

[Anonymous No.]

And the thread about fetishes somehow got derailed into a discussion about ponies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624508
What?

>>10624531
I was fucking 14 and couldn't stand it anymore. I regret it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624536
you mad lol
Why won't you actually discuss stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624521
Junji Ito's Glyceride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624537
Don't worry, OP approved that for 20 reply or so. For real.
Now back to fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624542
Are you even capable of ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624539
Well at least you got it out, hope it gets better for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624537
Sorry, I never mention it again,

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624542
Shut the fuck up, don't use "u mad" or "lol" and if you want to discuss stuff then try not derailing the thread first and stop bumping the thread with your shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624548
Ok well where were we? bloating and piss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624539
How can you be a pedo at 14?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624556
lol calm down bro
we're all bros here

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624546
you really don't like discussion are you? being mad over random anon
why don't you just play along, discuss stuff, have fun?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry but you guys make me laugh, I'm glad my fetishes don't cause me to do CRAZY things, must be tedious to clean up when you piss all over yourself. >>10624483 OK, now I'm worried, please try to contain your desires /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624561
lol xD calm down braaah epic braaah xD
lol u mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624553
Is there anything I can do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624512

I agree, especially in a sexual context.

Since 2hu would be an idyllic description of little girls, they could jump to the conclusion that a deranged mind might hurt women in an attempt to duplicate it.

>>10624539

Ouch, very illegal (depending on country).

Hope it works out for you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624560
Kill yourself.

I was a pedo at 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624535
>wear clothes that exposed my midsection
I did the same exact thing. I also wore tighter clothes that showed my body off more (although thats more to do with my inflation thing). I never spoke to anyone about my fetishes in the real world and would like to keep it that way, I'd feel way too much shame. I don't even like talking about vanilla stuff. The goldfish thing did have a bigger following in the early 2000s, I used to hang around pedophiles in yahoo groups who would beg me to chat with them, one actually started sending me money to buy webcams and "food," they would get annoying sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624565
check your jimmies dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624572
le rustled jimmies face :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624574
How is telling something to my mother illegal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624483
>When I was in middle school I would swallow small live animals.
sheeeeiiiiiiiiiittt
Well, to each their own, I guess.
Couldn't the mice hurt your stomach, though? And just imagine going to the hospital for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624575

pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624579
u mad lol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624577
Everything is illegal these days. Soon it may just be illegal to breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624577

I misunderstood:

I thought he said that he was:

fucking (verb) 14 (noun)
[fucking a 14 year old]

instead of:

fucking (adj) 14 (noun)
[he was 14 at the time]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624578
My cousin once went to the hospital because she had inserted a small toy up her vagina and couldn't take it out.

She was 9 at the time. I never saw anything, my mom just told me about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to go take a shit and I'm a pretty bloated. Please think about me as I go take a satisfying shit /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624570
I wish I never told anyone about my fetishes either. I think it's better to live in a society that doesn't accept things in public but would feel neutral about them in private than one that cares about what you do in private.

>I did the same exact thing.
Would you wear them in public? I guess the stigma would be different depending on your gender. If I could have passed as a trap I would have definitely done stuff like that through highschool. Did your fetishes affect your public behavoir? How did you keep them hidden if they did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624588
I'd say something about slippery slopes here but I can just imagine telling people in the past some of the things that are illegal now and they'd probably laugh at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624589
I could fuck a 14 years old in my country if I had one, though. It's not illegal as long as she doesn't hate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624483
That's fucked up for the fish, but actually pretty cool otherwise. I want to watch you swallow live fish and vomit them up.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/advice/factfile_az/age_of_consent

Why is there a distinction between boys and girls like this?

>A boy who has sex with a girl under 16 (17 in NI) is breaking the law. Even if she agrees. If she is 13-15, the boy could go to prison for two years. If she is under 13 he could be sentenced to life imprisonment.
>A girl age 16 or over who has sex with a boy under 16 can be prosecuted for indecent assault.

This seems imbalanced. I get that the legal meaning of "rape" is to stick your penis inside someone, and I get that women can be ruined for marriage, but is there actually a difference legally? Will a 30-year-old woman who has penetrative sex with a 12-year-old boy get a lesser sentence than a 30-year-old man who has penetrative sex with a 12-year-old girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624610
Because the first world would like to believe every one of their girls is this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingenue_%28stock_character%29

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624615
Moé~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624610
>life imprisonment
I wish every single normalfag in the world was DEAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624578
Nah. The stomach is actually pretty tough, they couldn't do a whole lot. I was more worried about getting parasites which somehow never happened.

>>10624595
If something that had to do with one of my kinks came up in public I'd usually get very quiet and uncomfortable. Seeing people complain about being full and rubbing their stomachs was always a thing I had to deal with though. When I was a kid I'd always pretend to be the dinosaur and chase around the other kids trying to eat them, but that just came off as a kid playing a game.

Probably the biggest giveaway to anything is how I eat, I enjoy the sensation of being full so I usually eat very large meals or nothing at all. My mom used to comment on how I wouldn't even bother coming downstairs unless she made a lot of food and how I'd act differently, I guess it would take me out of my usual character.

>>10624601
I saw a video with an asian lady who did it with a snake
I can try

[Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG No.]

>>10624610
We live in a sexist world where men are oppressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624618
normalfags never make sense, you shouldn't be surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624623
Strangely I don't like to be bloated with food much myself but I think it's cute seeing someone that ate too much and stuffed like that. I get turned on by seeing someone indulge so much like that. I just want to spoil them even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624618
This is all America's fault, though.

All developed countries follow America's morals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624641
I met up with a girl a couple of times for a stuffing session. It was nice to have her rub my tummy and help bring me food. I think we both enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624623
>If something that had to do with one of my kinks came up in public I'd usually get very quiet and uncomfortable.
Yeah, same. I don't think anyone really noticed it though. When I was little I would also rub my stomach against a lot of things (pillows, knives, tables, cats) and I would get these weird fluttery sensation there, sort of like an orgasm. Do you ever get that? My mother used to rub me there and when I was really little she would let me lie across her with our stomachs touching. I've never seen this in any porn though, but it sounds really nice even now. I don't have any desire to be with my mom though, but I think that's where my imprinting came from.

A question: what is it about the midsection that turns you on? I've always found a woman's to be particularly alluring, especially in bikinis (I guess most children would find the covered areas more interesting, but I think it served as a framing for my fetish more than that.) and I think my behavoir during childhood comes more from admiring what I'll never have (girl body). With you, is it more imitating behavoir you find attractive in others, or is it more of a self contained pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624653
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Consent_Act,_1891

I wish it had stayed like this. I'd happily do lewd things with a 12-year-old Indian girl. It should have stopped there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624641
>>10624661
Agh this fetish is so cute and arousing. I never knew it was so common.

[Anonymous No.]

What about NTR? Anyone like or hate that in particular?

>>10618633
There is this interesting thread about how would you like it if your wife is a model for a manga character that get famous enough to be drawn and mentally raped by millions of fan artist forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624669
I like the the smoothness and softness of it. I don't like it fat but slightly more big than what most would consider extremely skinny is nice to me. It's cuddly and warm to be next to and I want to rub my cock against it till I explode as well as they do the same to me from the bottom. Then both of our bellies are covered in each others warm cum as we cuddle up next to each other for a bit until we decide to clean up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624677
Everyone on /jp/ should be a waiter/waitress at a place where eat a lot, we would all get so satisfaction out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624692
*people eat a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624692
Call me normalfag, but that dosn't give me any satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624674
Nah, it's good as it is now.

If we aren't allowed to kiss a 9 years old loli, the normies shouldn't be allowed to fuck a 17 years old bitch either. They deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624680
Mima was based off a girlfriend who dumped him after Mystic Square.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624702
It's ok not everyone likes the same things, I guess there's just a lot of people that like the same things in this thread right now. And it just looks like there's actually a lot of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624686
That sounds really nice. What I like about this fetish is that it's asexual, unlike breasts or whatever.

Nice talking to you. It's always nice finding people I can relate to. It helps curb the need to talk about my fantasies irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624710
Same here, I like these threads because I can talk about mine in them. In fact before this actual thread I thought I was one of the only people that liked this kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624669
I think my love of bellies came about from both my vore fetish and my mother's hatred of fat people. She was extremely strict on diet too which I think brought about the inflation thing. I love how smooth bellies are, especially when they're round- rounder the better, it can be fat or just full. They're just in a convenient place. Its a pretty self contained thing, probably has to do with me being so private about it.

>>10624692
I love it when a waitress comments on how much I've eaten or makes notice of my swollen belly. Too bad at buffet type places they're usually too busy or are used to fatasses making pigs of themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Fellow human, we have this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agalmatophilia

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624716
Do you prefer female or male bellies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624716
Me too even though I don't actually like women but men. It makes me feel like a kid again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624736
I guess you could say "female belly" in that I don't much care for hair or abs but it can be on a male's body.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624760
>>10624750
WHY R U SAJEING?
Y U NOT LIKE THRED XD

[Anonymous No.]

I mean, touching females at all is a nice feeling, but why always the belly ?

I don't see anything attractive in a belly. Somebody care to explain whats so great about it ? Especially the fags who like baloon inflating shit. I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624768

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624768
I hope thats ironic

>>10624769
Its a soft, tender, defenseless area. Even people without weird fetishes should enjoy them. The belly is a loli's best spot

As for the inflation stuff thats a whole different ballgame

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624785
>I hope thats ironic
Does that really make a difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624742
If you don't mind furry/kemono stuff I'd recommend you check out Iwano! He also recently released a doujin that's kemono but it involves /inflation/ via food. His pixiv is http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=392697

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624785
>>10624778
Of course it's ironique but why do you sage anyways?
It's still part of the actual discussion of "odd fetishes" no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624785
As one who never touched a girl under the age of 14, why is the belly the only place that soft, tender and defensless?
Don't tell me lolis have sandpaperhide everywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624750
I don't like hair or abs much though, I prefer flat and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624797
So we don't bumb the thread.

/jp/ is a low traffic board, so other threads with even lower traffic have a chance to be on the first page.

Sage as sign of disaproval of the thread mostly happens on high traffic boards like /a/ /b/ /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624800
Probably just the most attractive part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624804
Yeah I know.
This is the only place that uses sage correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624797
Because this isn't exactly board related and is probably on the janitor's chopping block as it is. Saging keep sit comfortably on page 1 or 2 and everyone who wants to comment is already in the thread auto-refreshing anyway.

Every once in a while someone will post without saging which might catch a couple more contributors. Other more suitable threads should have page 0 privileges.

[Anonymous No.]

http://may.2chan.net/40/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/
http://www.wakachan.org/unyl/

ALL THAT SAHGAY.

I'M SURE GLAD THAT KOPIPE (TL NOTE: "KOPIPE" MEANS "I AM A FUCKING WEEABOO") POINTED OUT THESE BOARDS AND THEIR CORRECT USAGE OF THE SAGE MEME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624815
I-I get it anon don't make me cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624809
Its funny though.
Filthy crossboarder as I am, when I'm saging out of habit on other boards, replys mostly state that I am ironic shitposting or that saging does nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624804
I only sage if I make a big mistake with my post or I just simply don't want to bump the whole thread up because it wouldn't be worth it. I hate when sage just to say something stupid and angry. I mean why post at all if you're just going to make some ironic shitpost making fun of something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624815
Nobody cares about the correct usage you fucking loser. It's to not bump threads, eos.

[Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG No.]

>>10624804
>Sage as sign of disaproval of the thread mostly happens on high traffic boards like /a/ /b/ /v/

No, that's for the idiots who actually think sage is an insult or that it goes on all three fields.
Those boards have a lot of stupid people, that's why it's popular there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624820
The FAQ says it's to add to a thread's reply count so it hits the bump limit and gets pruned faster. Why do you think mods have banned people for saging their threads?

If you disagree with that, fine, but you're on 4chan so please respect the official 4chan documentation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624819
like how I totally screwed up typing that. Perfect example of correction sage. The whole ---> *correction goes here thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624823
Stop trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624823
In case you haven't noticed we aren't exactly notorious for respecting the moderation or administration around here.

[Anonymous No.]

bellies

[Anonymous No.]

Unless I'm posting a link or something, I generally sage when my post is less than a few sentences long. It's a rough rule of thumb but it usually works. I just wish more people would make longer posts. I like reading what you guys write and I'll happily reply to your posts, but there seems to be this air of /jp/ being a "live" message board and therefore we should keep our posts short because everyone has ADHD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624825
I'm not trolling. See for yourself:
https://www.4chan.org/faq#sage
(you seriously didn't know about this?)

>>10624827
That's pretty hardcore, dude. Well, enjoy your bans (and please feel free to blog at me about how easy it is for you to reset your router, because you're a hardcore ban evader blah blah blah).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624560
There was this story about a 13 year old having sex with and 8 year old.

But he didn't get in trouble because he was deaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624830
I always need to be constantly refreshing the thread I'm being active in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624834
Stop trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10624750
Yeah, same here. Do you have hair there? I think when I started to grow body hair is when my attraction transferred from part self and part women to 100% towards women. So yeah, I'm pretty jelly of girls and hairless guys.

>>10624769
It's not something that can really be explained imo. I mean, people can TRY to understand what turns other people on, but I'll never understand anthro, scat, etc. What
>>10624785
said is pretty on point, however.

>>10624803
A flat belly can only be so soft, anon~

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>>10624839
>>10624834

Both of you, stop. Its not the topic of the thread, alright ? Back to bellies, pedos, crossdressing and other shit.

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>>10624840
I have to shave my belly a lot because I'm very hairy, I hate being hairy.

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>>10624841
Okay, I give up. Your picture swayed me.

Though back on-topic my fetish is bullying nerds who don't know shit about 4chan.

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>>10624841
That is the cutest picture!

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>>10624844
S-so you had an erection the entire time?

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>>10624841
>>10624844
>>10624846
>generic moeblob drawing

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>>10624840
Very little, not really visible
Have you considered waxing it off or something?

>>10624847
I feel kind of good knowing I helped someone get off on the internet as long as it wasn't too lewd.

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In before people sage after the bump limit.

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>>10624850
>describing things through made-up quotes

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>>10624854
>made up quotes
Keep on.

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>>10624842
I have to shave mine too. I want to rub /jp/s soft bellies.

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>>10624863
Mine isn't shaved.

Still wanna rub it ? Its even slightly muscular.

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>>10624863
>/jp/s soft bellies
>implying most of us aren't fat neckbirds
I'd prefer a qt loli

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>>10624863
>mailto:sage

https://www.4chan.org/faq#bump
>All threads have a set bump limit
>When this limit is reached, a thread will no longer "bump" to the top of the board

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>>10624869
Who are you quoting?

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>>10624869
soft fat neckbeard bellies

scratch their beards and they purr like kittens

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>>10624873
Why are you using sage in a thread that has hit the bump limit? ┐('～`；)┌

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>>10624842
>>10624852
I haven't tried shaving or waxing. I think it would just make me feel more inferior.

By the way, what gender do you two self-identify as? I'm not looking for a hook-up or anything, I'm just curious as to whether my fetish is shared more by guys or girls. It always seemed like an extremely feminine fetish to me, which is probably one of the reasons I identify more as female even though I'm biologically male. I gave up on my trap fantasies a while ago and lately they've depressed me less and less, along with my giving up on a sex life as a whole, not just being unable to perform. I was sexually traumatized at a young age so I think sticking with 2D is probably the most heathly thing for me at this point. It's probably why I'm also afraid of cocks and vaginas.

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>>10624869
I'm not, still a bit chubby on the belly from a weekend of eating though. Well what if you had both at the same time?

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>>10624878
I'm participating in several threads and I have sage saved in the email field.

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>>10624880
I'm biologically male but inside I don't consider myself one or the other. I'm just someone and I have my preferences.

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>>10624883
Then remove it.

sage is used to not bump a thread. Since the thread won't bump, there's no reason to use it.

Imagine if I left my VNTS tripcode on in all threads because I had it saved in the name field.

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>>10624886
Why? I don't want to type it with each post. I almost never take it off except for the few times I create a thread.

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>>10624880
I agree with this guy >>10624885

I'm only really attracted to 2d girls although I can appreciate an attractive belly on anyone

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>>10624891
If you're going to put the effort in for your threads, you should for other people's. That just disrespectful. You can spend the two seconds it takes to remove it.

In fact I would argue this the opposite way. I type in "sage" manually because I'm willing to put some small amount of effort into showing some humility and benefiting the board. Since I don't use your script, imagine if I applied the same sort of logic: I never sage because I have the E-mail field saved as blank.

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>>10624896
No need to sage the thread, it's hit the bump limit.

If the idea is that you're using sage for no reason "just to piss me off", then you're a hypocrite. Maybe I should start bumping just to piss people off.

If you stop doing it, I'll leave. You know there's no reason for it.

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>>10624885
>>10624892
I'm working on seeing myself as genderless. I find I'm much happier that way. On the outside I don't havee much in common with females aside from long girly legs and narrow feet. Inside I don't really have much in common with either role so yeah.

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Urine. everything urine. I want every 2hu to piss on me.

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>>10624898
I have a different view: I should put effort when I want to bump a thread, because I must make a meaningful contribution. I use sage when posting something that isn't worthy enough of sending the thread to the front page in my opinion, which is most of the time. I don't wish to derail this thread further, anyway

By the way, >>10624896 wasn't me.

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I like it when a girl who wears diapers gets a friend to wear diapers.

I think that's overlap from my "new experience" fetish.

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>>10624917
If I make a contributive reply, I have already made the effort by virtue of making a contributive reply.

If I want to just post "lol yeah i agree" then I should be expected to put some effort into being humble and not drawing too much attention to myself. It's like being a guest in someone's home. You don't want to wave around flapping your arms, you want to avoid making too much of a fuss, even if you have to actively do something that requires effort to do.

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>>10624686
That's fucking hot.

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>>10624921

That sounds nice anon,

Could you get me to wear diapers?

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>>10624940
Thread hit the bump limit.

No need to sage, guy!

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>>10624959
You're still here ?

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>>10624968
No need to sage since the thread has hit the bump limit.

Maybe you're doing it to troll or antagonize me or something, I don't know. If you are, be the mature one and stop. You know I'm right.

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>>10624974
That person isn't me. My last post was >>10624917, I'm not going to make more posts about it.

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>>10624982

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>>10624959

Sorry, I left this thread open, so I didn't notice it had hit the bump limit.

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>>10624982
Well I wasn't sure if it was the same person, but a regular /jp/ poster should know this even without the argument we're having. A thread hit the bump limit, you don't have to put/keep "sage" in the email field. It's for not bumping a thread, the thread won't bump, so you're not using it for its "true" purpose (either in the official 4chan sense or in the Japanese sense). It's just as bad as using sage as an insult, which people would obviously complain about.

Lurk more.

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>>10623862
I don't understand that. People say they like it because the girl is big, but they really like it because she smashes stuff. Isn't that just foot fetish and some kind of destruction fetish?

If they were normal sized and smashing a table and stepping on mice, it'd be the same thing.

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>>10625042
I want her to rub me with her giant boobs

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Its amazing how fetish threads are the most civilized threads on /jp/.

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>>10624995
Get over it.

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I don't like it when a fetish is combined with a character who doesn't fit.

Is that weird? It doesn't seem that way, but so many people just combine anyway.

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this thread is dead

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Necrophilia seems quite uncommon. I have a fascination with corpse sex. I don't personally get off to guro. I'm not for gaping wounds. The thought of having a bleak, limp memory of a person, that won't object no matter what kinds of bizarre things you do with it. For example, you could prepare a near-scalding hot bath and slather silicone lubricant all over the body. That way, the body would perhaps become flushed and stay supple for a longer period of time. Then you would submerge it and have slippery, steamy sex for hours. Afterwards, you could cleanly remove the head, arms and legs, and sew it all shut except for the throat. Gliding your penis and out of the food tube must feel nice, especially with lubricants. For a nice handsfree experience, you could strap a belt around the neck and put a bullet vibrator into the larynx. That way you could eat out the swollen pussy while going at it. If it was a loli, you could prop the small torso against your desk and slowly thrust inside it while browsing /jp/. Perhaps you could keep the head on for hot kissing sessions. You could ingest stimulants too, and go at it all night long, briefly submerging the body in the hot water whenever it's getting cold. Like a biological onahole.

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>>10625152
I thought about that stuff as a kid.
That doesn't make me weird, does it?

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>>10625152
Visualizing this made me laugh for some reason.

Has a love story between a person and a fresh, blushing corpse ever been written? It sounds so familiar, how the two characters would deal with decay and such.

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>>10625205
Yes.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7239185/1/Beneath-your-brusing-skin

It's a very well written fanfic about Kinzo fucking Beatrice's corpse.

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>>10625225
Bookmark'd

Thanks

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>>10625186
I think that all people are varying degrees of weird, but that the weirdness just doesn't flourish in most of them. Before I started coming to the imageboards, I was a completely regular boy who would have healthy fantasies about classmates and read clothes magazines for the models. I think it's like those stories about frogs being boiled slowly. When constantly exposing yourself to "sick" pornography, you slowly descend into decadence and suddenly realize that there are millions of people who would love nothing more than to have you dead and buried for your fantasies.

If people saw my complete browsing history, I would be branded a pedophile, homosexual, zoophile, necrophile, everything in between and even more. Even though I see myself as a completely sane and based individual. The world is quite odd. Thank god for anonymous discussion platforms.

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>>10625152
Sounds really interesting. The fact that the average normal would call you a creep without even trying to understand your post makes my blood boil.

But even if I didn't find corpses disgusting, I still wouldn't do anything of the sort. Where the hell could I find a corpse? It would have to be the corpse of a person I care about. Or the corpse of a loli. I wouldn't be able to defile it while crying my heart out.

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>>10625253
I agree. I wouldn't ever do this to a person. It's all (odd) fantasies, that I am sure that we all have to varying degrees, if we so choose to beckon them.

I hope that people in general will one day solemnly acknowledge that we're all only animals with lively minds. It is simply the human condition. Only deranged and traumatized people actually see it through.

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>>10625225
There isn't much human-corpse sex in that one, but I love it as a fan of Umineko.

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>>10625308
>animals with lively minds
I think we are freaks of nature and should become extinct.

We are the only animal aware of mortality. It's a fucking torture.

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>>10625324
And yet we spend time killing each other and yearning for riches instead of chasing immortality and utopia. I am guilty of it too, but it is sad.

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>>10624483
If you recorded that stuff you probably could have made some money.
Either in sexual video sellers or Youtube.

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>>10626019
I remember seeing something similar in a JAV once.

It makes me want to find it again.

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The concept of "sexual interference with a human corpse" is curious. All a corpse can do is decay, so the only possible kind of interference is to prevent its decay. Thus, "sexual interference" ought to mean playing with the corpse's genitals while injecting embalming fluid, or while putting it into a refrigerator. However, I doubt that the censors interpret this term rationally. They will have cooked up an excuse for some twisted interpretation of the term.

This censorship cannot be justified by protecting corpses from suffering. Whatever you do to a corpse, it can't suffer, not even emotionally.

Then there is the prohibition of realistically depicting sex with an animal. The law does not care whether the animal wanted sex. I've read that male dolphins try to have sex with humans, and female apes sollicit sex from humans. What is wrong with giving them what they want, if that's what turns you on, or even just to gratify them?

But this law is not concerned with protecting animals, since it does not care whether the animal really had sex, or really existed at all. It only panders to the prejudice of censors.

A parrot once had sex with me. I did not recognize the act as sex until it was explained to me afterward, but being stroked by his soft feathers was so pleasurable that I yearn for another chance. I have a photo of that act; should I go to prison for it?

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Perhaps I am spared because this photo isn't "disgusting", but "disgusting" is a subjective matter; we must not imprison people merely because someone feels disgusted. I find the sight of wounds disgusting; fortunately surgeons do not. Maybe there is someone who considers it disgusting for a parrot to have sex with a human. Or for a dolphin or tiger to have sex with a human. So what? Others feel that all sex is disgusting.

Threatening people with death or injury is a very bad thing, but violence is no less bad for being nonsexual. Is it worse to shoot someone while stroking that person's genitals than to shoot someone from a few feet away? If I were going to be the victim, and I were invited to choose one or the other, I would choose whichever one gave me the best chance to escape.

But since the law doesn't care whether a real human was really threatened with harm, it is not really concerned about our safety from violence, any more than it is concerned with avoiding suffering for corpses or animals. It is only prejudice, taking a form that can ruin people's lives.

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The nominee is quoted as saying that if the choice of a sexual partner were protected by the Constitution, "prostitution, adultery, necrophilia, bestiality, possession of child pornography, and even incest and pedophilia" also would be. He is probably mistaken, legally--but that is unfortunate. All of these acts should be legal as long as no one is coerced. They are illegal only because of prejudice and narrowmindedness.

Some rules might be called for when these acts directly affect other people's interests. For incest, contraception could be mandatory to avoid risk of inbreeding. For prostitution, a license should be required to ensure prostitutes get regular medical check-ups, and they should have training and support in insisting on use of condoms. This will be an advance in public health, compared with the situation today.

For necrophilia, it might be necessary to ask the next of kin for permission if the decedent's will did not authorize it. Necrophilia would be my second choice for what should be done with my corpse, the first being scientific or medical use. Once my dead body is no longer of any use to me, it may as well be of some use to someone. Besides, I often enjoy rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with dead plants).

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>>10623649
fuck, i like the same thing
I don't know if it is any different from rape though

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Heizen on pixiv.

Basically, the girl doesn't care that she's giving a handjob/oral/etc. Complete apathy.

I don't get it. How do you get aroused by a lack of arousal?

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Oh shit bump limit

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>>10624860
w r u q d?

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>>10626031
I remember watching something with a girl eating a mouse. It was a trailer in one of those old JAV VHS with extreme BDSM (yakuza-looking people transforming some girl's vagina into mince meat).

Nice thread by the way.

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>>10624006
please dock with me!
im 4.5 inches and have slight phimosis and premature ejaculation

after that please cuckold me

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Dude that's gross...