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Gambare patchouli

>> No.10623656

I love Patche

>> No.10623667

I bet she's going to throw up when she slides off

>> No.10623740

wud fug

>> No.10623751
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/jp/, please explain this image.

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>>10623751
She lifted the hurdle and put its legs through the leg holes of the pantie.

>> No.10623760

>>10623751
The plane is flying really low.

>> No.10623807

>>10623751
Quantum physics. She ran so fast backwards that her panties tunnel through the object and she stopped before her buttcheeks tunneled it.

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Explain this image /japeyee/

>> No.10624471

>>10623642
patchouli? I thought it was fatchouli...

>> No.10624538

when i look at this image i feel an overwhelming need to slap her butt and grab her love handles
gomenasai patchouli-sama

mukyuu

>> No.10624609

>>10624249
You wouldn't molest a sleeping Kaguya.

>> No.10625645

>>10623667
I'd let Patchouli puke all over me

>> No.10625665

>>10625645
she just had lunch dude be careful
a patchouli of that size probably ate a few dozen pancakes not long ago

>> No.10625687

>>10625665
>a patchouli of that size

That made me laugh so hard.

>> No.10625737

I'd tap that. Repeatedly.

>> No.10625742

stinkposting

>> No.10625744

blubberchouli

>> No.10625747

>>10623642
>gambare

>> No.10625751 [DELETED] 

>>10625747
He's a spic.

>> No.10625780 [DELETED] 

>tfw no qt pi chubby gf

>> No.10626101 [DELETED] 
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Explain this image /japeyee/

>> No.10626107 [DELETED] 

>>10626101
Affirmative action, Jewish philosophy, racial diversity quotas, statistical anomaly.

>> No.10626113 [DELETED] 

>>10626101
It's from a movie called the planet of the apes.

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MQU

>> No.10626134 [DELETED] 

>>10626101
He probably worked really hard to overcome the shitty odds that life gave him when he was born in a crime ridden neighborhood with no father so he could become a doctor and take care of his sickly little sister.

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>>10626132

>> No.10626143 [DELETED] 

>>10626107
>>10626113
who invited these shitbirds?

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>>10626134
lel

>> No.10626152 [DELETED] 

>>10626144
Don't rule it out, is all I'm saying.

>> No.10626156 [DELETED] 

>>10626143
anti-racist pls go

>> No.10626163 [DELETED] 

>>10626156
This. Anti-racist is a code word for anti-White.

>> No.10626169 [DELETED] 

>>10626156
>>10626163
Answer the question.

Who invited you? You are not welcome.

>> No.10626171 [DELETED] 

>>10626152
That's a degree a poor white/asian/maybe latino boy of higher potential was denied of.

>> No.10626174 [DELETED] 

>>10626156
>>10626163
>>>/pol/

>> No.10626181 [DELETED] 

>>10626169
ZUN invited me

>> No.10626201 [DELETED] 

>>10626174
epic board redirect d00d XDDDDD

>> No.10626229 [DELETED] 

This constant SRS white knighting equality shit is getting old fast

>> No.10626249 [DELETED] 

>>10626229
Deal with it, nigger.

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>>10626174
>be white
>have perfect beautiful white skin, and higher-than-average IQ
>feelsgoodman
>see shitskins hatin' on me
#yolo

I'm not ashamed of my privilege. I embrace it. I am the 1%.

>> No.10626283 [DELETED] 

>>10626255
>I embrace it

By being a hikkiNEET /jp/er?

>> No.10626285 [DELETED] 

Janny send /pol/ normies back please

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>>10626141

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>> No.10626306 [DELETED] 

>>10626285
yes because the typical "normalfag" is a racist

stop using buzzwords to your advantage

>> No.10626309 [DELETED] 

>>10626306
Go.

Back.

To.

/pol/

>> No.10626310 [DELETED] 

>>10626143
>>10626169

Why are these tumblr people here now, is this /pol/'s fault? All of a sudden you have people defending subhumans.

>> No.10626311 [DELETED] 

>>10626285
>implying NSJ isn't on /cgl/ right now shitting the place up with her self-shot fetal alcohol syndrome pics

>> No.10626316 [DELETED] 

>>10626306
Wrong, the typical racist is a normalfag.

>> No.10626319 [DELETED] 

>>10626309
u SRS dude?

>>10626310
Yeah a lot of retarded off-boarders are coming to 4chan lately. Especially anti-White posters and feminists (often the same thing).

>> No.10626322 [DELETED] 

>>10626311
You got me excited I thought her majesty was really making an appearance over there

>> No.10626323 [DELETED] 

>>10626316
lolwut

What fucking country do you live in? You can't even speak to someone that belongs to an ethnic minority here without being accused of "persecuting".

>> No.10626329 [DELETED] 

>>10626322
>her majesty
Kill yourself. I don't know what's worse. Worshipping 3D while being in /jp/, or worshipping an attention-whore ugly fucking shitposter.

>> No.10626330 [DELETED] 

>>10626316
For every normal that hates people for the colour of their skin you have a liberal normal who hates his/her own race for the sake of social justice. Normals and radicals exist on both sides.

That being said, both /pol/ and letumbleddit should leave their agendas at the door. No-one gives a shit.

>> No.10626334 [DELETED] 

>>10626323
Wanting to speak to anyone, ethnic minority or not, sounds pretty normal to me. Meeting up in big groups and rallies sounds pretty normal to me. Giving a shit about people sounds pretty normal to me. Caring that black people or whatever get affirmative actioned into jobs sounds pretty normal to me.

>> No.10626339 [DELETED] 

>>10626329
I can't help it. She's the only 3D I love.

I just want to kneel at her feet and stab a sword in my gut

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whyte people i hate u cuz
* 1. u all racist
* 2. u pale as hell
* 3. u fuckin stupid
* 4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb
* 5. ur fat
* 6. u look like marshmellows
* 7. u look like gluesticks
* 8. u close minded
* 9. u jus straight up bitch
* 10. u make me sick
* 11. u all like fishin for sum reason
* 12. u all have dogs
* 13. u think u a good race when u aint even human
* 14. u look ugly as hell
* 15. u a disgrace
* 16. u think u know bout niggas so much when u dont
* 17. u all got faggot ass voices
* 18. u speak like british ppl
* 19. u all gay
* 20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it

>> No.10626348 [DELETED] 

>>10626334
Yeah because not putting black people on a pedestal and pulling a "so sorry" routine means you must go out to rallies and visit door to door wearing your KKK getup.

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>> No.10626357

>>10626319
All normos believe they are welcome everywhere and everyone will accept them. They think everyone is exactly like them. Like you are doing now.

Imagine you are chilling in your room enjoying your favorite otaku activity, then some loud idiot comes in to yell at you about shit you don't care about like jews and liberals and communists.

That's you. You are a normalhomo intruder in my peaceful residence.

>> No.10626358 [DELETED] 

>>10626348
That is what liberals actually believe.

>> No.10626359 [DELETED] 

>>10626348
>Yeah because not putting black people on a pedestal and pulling a "so sorry"

So you have to either be racist or be like this? Whata fuck, man.

>> No.10626363 [DELETED] 

>>10626357
You are not welcome in /jp/ because I said so.

>> No.10626364 [DELETED] 

If you were born a straight white male, you should seriously consider killing yourself. Your kind has done so much harm to the world, and you're responsible for all the hate. Just end your life and do the whole world a favor.

>> No.10626366 [DELETED] 

>>10626359
No, /pol/ has this complex about being the persecuted intellectual underdogs in a mad world when really they're a fringe group fighting another fringe group.

>> No.10626369 [DELETED] 

>>10626363
make me lave, bitch

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We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE HUMAN GIRLS SO ANGRY AT YOUKAI?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

* 1) They have awesome resistance to physical damage
* 2) They are more fit, they can outfly any human female anytime
* 3) They got waaaay stronger danmaku
* 4) They know how to treat a man better
* 5) They can take care of themselves. humans have forgot how to live without a society
* 6) They got specialities. They can gap, read minds, create universes, nuke things, you name it!
* 7) A youkai male wouldn't date a human girl. On the other hand, human men would drop their human girlfriend anytime for a youkai girl if given the chance
* 8) They're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 2000 years ago, but nowadays being with a human gf sucks whereas being with a youkai gf is cool as hell
* 9) They got a sense of what family is about
* 10) They are amaaazing in bed

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

We know we are not going back :)

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>tfw beautiful white skin
>tfw twice as intelligent as an average 'black person'

>> No.10626381 [DELETED] 

>>10626366
The funny part is I'm not even from /pol/. Just because someone doesn't share your required PC normalfag views doesn't mean you have to project your crossboarder tendencies on them.

>> No.10626382 [DELETED] 

>>10626375
Wow anon, you have 170+ IQ too? I thought I was the only one.

Us misunderstood geniuses, huh?

>> No.10626383 [DELETED] 

>>10626366
Really? I thought it was more about white knight liberal douchebags accusing everything that breathes of being "prejudice bigots".

>> No.10626389

>>10626371

That sounds about right. Lunarians can fuck off though, fucking disgusting is what they are.

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cool downvotes bros

>> No.10626392 [DELETED] 

>>10626381
Political incorrectness and edginess is a normalfag quality. Non-norms don't care about these petty things.

>> No.10626396 [DELETED] 

>>10626383
Nobody's doing that though. We just don't care to talk about it here. Take it to /pol/.

>> No.10626398 [DELETED] 

>>10626392
By definition what you just said was inherently wrong

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>>10626382
No, Anon, I think you're grossly overestimating the average intelligence of proto-humans.

>> No.10626401 [DELETED] 

>>10626396
I love how you go out of your way to mention /pol/ in every single post you make. I haven't even been there, and I'm willing to bet nobody else here, aside from you, frequents the board.

Why don't YOU go back there?

>> No.10626402 [DELETED] 

I hate niggers

>> No.10626406 [DELETED] 

>>10626401
I didn't even say go BACK to /pol/, you dense faggot. Just talk about /pol/ related things in /pol/, it's not /jp/ related.

>> No.10626407 [DELETED] 

>>10626402
Go fucking die in a fire you piece of ignorant conservative shit

>> No.10626408 [DELETED] 

>>10626402
Kill all nigger

>> No.10626409 [DELETED] 

>>10626398
No, you're the one that is wrong, sir.

normals like you don't understand the mentality and can never understand it. Worrying constantly about petty things like politics is a normal quality.

>> No.10626410 [DELETED] 

>>10626401
Apparently people hating niggers or whatever didn't exist until the advent of /pol/

>> No.10626413 [DELETED] 

>>10626406
Your memory isn't very good, is it? You've said it at least twice in this thread already.

Get mad, you stupid faggot. Because you're the only one in this thread that keeps bringing up political garbage.

>> No.10626414 [DELETED] 

/jp/ will boil away and reveal only stormfront, tumblr, and red­dit

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All because someone posted a picture of a black man with a diploma.

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Would you play video games with Patchy, /jp/?

>> No.10626422

>>10626419
She'd probably be way better than me at anything we tried to play.

>> No.10626423

>>10626399
Ethiopian =/= Blacks as a whole. Those savages are a special brand of stupid. The average black is only a standard deviation and a half lower.
Check your privilege.

>> No.10626428

>>10626419

I bet I could beat her at pokemon.

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>>10626413
Do you really think that only one person in the thread has mentioned /pol/? The only reason I'm mad is because people are talking about off topic shit.

Post more fat touhous.

>> No.10626431

>>10626426
I think if you were too fat you wouldn't ride a segway because you'd have to stand.

>> No.10626433

>>10626419
I want to play Grand Strategy games (like Victoria II) with her. She could probably give good advice.

>> No.10626436

>>10626428
I'd think that Pokemon is something Patchy would actually be very good at. She'd make a really good spreadsheet Smogon tourneyfag.

You'd have a better chance in a reflex-oriented game.

>> No.10626437

>>10626431
I don't have any pictures of Patchouli on one of those Wal-Mart things though.

>> No.10626447 [DELETED] 

I like how the janitard went through the thread and tattled on everyone who wasn't a niggerlover

Janitor confirmed for darkie

>> No.10626452 [DELETED] 

>>10626447
He tattled everyone who derailed the thread, niggerlover or not.

>> No.10626459 [DELETED] 

Racism is for idiots and people with agendas.

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What if you were helping patchy get over the bar and she farted on you?

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>>10626459
stupid shitski.. errr good goy!

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>>10626459
Shut the fuck up about it already, you stupid faggot.

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>>10626475
I'd pretend I didn't notice so she wouldn't be embarrassed

>> No.10626488

>>10626478
I miss lyrics-kun.

>> No.10626489

>>10626479
But what if it were a really loud fart? She would know for sure your heard it, even worse if it stunk.

The best thing to do would be to bully her about it until she cries, a lower self esteem for patchy would make her more likely to do lewder things so you would see her as being attractive and not gross.

>> No.10626495

>>10626489
That's mean, anon. Pretending it didn't happen is a silent way to mutually agree to try and move past the event. Even though she knows you remember and her blushing would be cute anyway.

>> No.10626496

>>10626489
I'd lodge my nose in her anus and ask for another.

>> No.10626499 [DELETED] 

It's pretty damn awesome to be Black.
It's like being the ultimate NEET as all of society will cater to you anyway just for having darker skin.
Health care? done.
Housing? done.
Or if you you don't want to be a NEET...
College? done
The world breaks it's back to serve it's Chocolate skinned masters.

Superior genes, superior physical attributes.
Hell, the only thing stopping us from becoming the PERFECT being is how content we are with whatever society we're thrown in.

You see, while we are not the greatest at creating, we are the gods of adapting.

We are what the Human Race aspires to be. You burn and mutilate yourselves to reach a figure your people will never achieve while my people are born with it. Like monkeys you instantly latch onto anything our people deem as "cool".

We are the kings of today and the fathers of tomorrow.

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>>10626499
Hehehe.

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>>10626489
I would use it as blackmail. Her friend Remilia must have a lot of money if she owns the entire SDM, right?

>> No.10626517 [DELETED] 

>>10626499
Finally his true intentions come out!

I like it, go post it on /pol/

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>>10626496

>> No.10629418

She's almost got it

>> No.10629418,1 [INTERNAL] 

What the fuck happened to this thread

>> No.10629418,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10626392
>>10626409
I wonder what age the people who post about "normals" like this are. /jp/sies who try to act like they're better than the rest of humankind because they do absolutely nothing is one of the most pathetic things I've seen in my life. I realize it's normal of the human psyche to try to rationalize yourself as better than most people, but these people are seriously disturbing. They're way worse than NEETs who just want to be left alone and/or feel being part of the current form of society isn't worth it.

>> No.10629418,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10629418,2
Get off of warosu, filthy normal.

>> No.10629418,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10629418,3
Try again faget

>> No.10629418,5 [INTERNAL] 

You shitposters sure got owned.

>> No.10629418,6 [INTERNAL] 

Somebody should write a bot that just parses posts looking for a list of blacklisted terms and replies with a canned response accusing that poster of being normal.

>> No.10629418,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10629418,6
Listen goi, bots are for viral marketing, not your silly little sandbox games.

>> No.10629418,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>10629418,7
B-b-but what about stallmanbot?

>> No.10629418,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>10629418,8
*snaps a finger*
*ur hopes come tumblin' down*
*u cry almos 9000 gallons of tiers on twatter were ur digital manifestations where rounded up*
*we use ur'e dry body up*

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