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>You have moved to Japan recently.
>First day in school, you walk into the class and see this.
>So, introduce yourserf, anon-kun!
>what do?

>> No.10623019

Move back to wherever the fuck I came from. Why did I move to Japan?

>> No.10623022

Scream something like, you guys are so Asian! And run away.

>> No.10623023

Am I a teacher or a student? I'm a little old to be a student...

>> No.10623027

Here comes the crossboarders.

>> No.10623032

I take off my pants and wave my gigantic foreigner dick all around. I'll be worshipped as a god in no time.

>> No.10623033

I only speak American, do these subhumans understand that?

>> No.10623035

is the janitor gone again?

>> No.10623038
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>>10623016

>> No.10623039

>>10623035

Yeah, he's been absent all night.

He must've gotten drunk while partying out Saturday and is on hang-over.

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>> No.10623047

Hello class. My hobbies include playing ping pong, sunbathe and taking picture of women while they make a toilet...

>> No.10623053

>>10623047
I'm going to need pictures of women making toilets.

>> No.10623056

>>10623047
>taking picture of women while they make a toilet...

Nothing wrong with that. You're just documenting their fun day of building something and working with their hands.

>> No.10623057

>>10623047
Play ping pong with me.

>> No.10623060

>>10623016
What a bunch of inbreds. On your knees in My presence you mongrels.

>> No.10623063

>>10623057
I wish. I haven't played in a while.

>> No.10623064

>>10623060
>My
It's 'Our' you peasant.

>> No.10623074

>>10623069

What?

Let me try this again.

>> No.10623069

>>10623060

Their response:

>> No.10623072

>>10623053
>>10623056
>>10623057

>not getting the Borat reference

Taking pics of girls on toilets is japanese tradition

>> No.10623076
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>>10623064

>> No.10623079

Why are they all girls?

>> No.10623080

>>10623074
fullwidth randomly breaks from time to time

>> No.10623081
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>> No.10623084

>>10623074
>>10623069

>> No.10623087

>>10623074

You can't widetext large strings on /jp/

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>>10623016

>> No.10623090

>>10623072
Shit movie.

>> No.10623096

>>10623087

Just normal hiragana.

>> No.10623112
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>> No.10623117

Am I the only one who think they look pretty cool and friendly?

>> No.10623119

>>10623112
They look Korean.

>> No.10623124

>>10623117
Yeah, but only because you're autistic and have trouble with faces and facial expressions.

>> No.10623213

>>10623119

>Not noticing the hangul on their chest.

must be a crossboarder

>> No.10623223

>>10623213
I tried to discern it but it seemed too small. I guess it's readable on the third from the right, top row.

>> No.10623231

>>10623223

It's discernible everywhere, crossboarder-kun. It's their names.

>> No.10623236

>>10623213
Not to mention the chalkboard.

>> No.10623240

>>10623236
Oh wait, he wasn't even talking about that picture. Nevermind.

>> No.10623248

>>10623240
Good thing you noticed, I was about to own you like you have never been ownt before.

>> No.10623257

>>10623248
Whew.

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>>10623248

Would y-you consider o-owning me instead?

>> No.10623270

>>10623266
Nah, I save these for special occasions.

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You know how in the schools we grew up in, a lot of the time there's a close knit group of "nerds" and/or weeaboos. I wonder if people kept Otaku stuff completely to themselves or like, met each other in class and talk about Touhous during the break....

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>>10623270

Am I not special enough for you, Anon-kun?

>> No.10623281

>>10623275
Who cares?

>> No.10623283

Telling the difference between japanese, chinese, and koreans solely by look is impossible. It's not racist, I wouldn't get mad if you couldn't tell whether or not some white guy was from the US, Canada, or Germany solely based off his looks. The mere fact someone would get mad or say not being able to tell the difference is racist is ridicolous.

Ultimate ridiculousness is dirty sub-human peurto ricans who get made if you think they're Mexican, and vice versa with Mexicans getting mad if you think they're peurto rican. Come the fuck on.

>> No.10623284

>>10623231
What does Korea have to do with /jp/ anyway you pseudo-elitist little shit

>> No.10623287

>>10623278
I'm sorry dude, just not feeling it with you.

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>>10623284

Look at this crossboarder getting mad that people called him on his ignorance and normalfaggotry. Amusing.

>> No.10623310

>>10623303
>1362244562824.png
Talk about crossboarding and normalfaggotry.

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>>10623310

>2013
>not shitposting on /a/

it's like you love sucking on cocks

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>>10623315

>shitposting non-ironically

>> No.10623321

>>10623318

it's all the same, brah
I just like SHOOTING MAH LAZOORZ at nerds like you

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>>10623321

You are disappointment, anon.

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O-Ohaiyo Gozaimasu!!! :3
*bows and blushes kawaiily*

>> No.10623350

BRING DOWN THE WALL
>>>/a/
>>>/jp/

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>>10623349

Yoroshiku, Afrika-chan!

>> No.10623358

*raises right hand*
OOOOOOOOO-HA~

>> No.10623361

>>10623358
That's so old.

>> No.10623364

スパゲティを落とす

>> No.10623369

>>10623016
私は「ばか外人」です、どうぞよろしくお願いします。

>> No.10623372

>>10623364

>>>/v/

>> No.10623387
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10623387

Come play with us anon-kun

>> No.10623390

>>10623387
What's with Japs and making the peace sign in every goddamn photo anyway?

>> No.10623391

>>10623387
Are they playing Poker?

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>>10623390
They don't want no trabble.

>> No.10623395

>>10623387
これであそびましょ *whips out dick*

>> No.10623402

>>10623390
their concept of love and peace is different to ours.

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>>10623408
This bitch is so above this shit.

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>> No.10623416

>>10623412
I'd fuck the teacher.

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>>10623391

>clearly says UNO on the back of the cards

Are you blind?

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>> No.10623421

>>10623420
bottom left wants the d hard

>> No.10623422

>>10623417
>implying that playing poker with uno card is impossible

>> No.10623426

>>10623422
Why would they play poker with uno cards? Why would they play poker with random amounts of cards on hands and a weird lineup of cards on the table?
Why would you even suspect them playing poker in the first place?

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>>10623440

>> No.10623451

>>10623420
Never before has the caption "Let me play you the song of my people" been more apt.
Well it has, that was a lie.

Teenagers scare me, they are too cocky.

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>>10623416
10/10
would bang

>> No.10623464

>>10623456
terrorist watch

>> No.10623472

>>10623412
why the segregation? are they muslims?

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxae02_yy-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-jk_sexy?

>> No.10623477

>>10623472
Maybe they're at that awkward age when they don't really know how to act around women?

>> No.10623481

OP why are you greening? I can't understand what you're saying.

>> No.10623482

>>10623090
I know it was shit but I still found it found it hilarious.

>> No.10623486

>>10623357
What? She's black? I thought she was indian!

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>>10623016

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>> No.10623499

>>10623496
I like the ones who seem really perky. I want to be with someone like that to take me out of my gloom.

>> No.10623505

Who'd you:
Bully
Befriend
Date

>> No.10623545

>>10623505
>Bully
None. They seem like cool dudes.
>Befriend
As much as possible
>Date
Dunno. Depends on the personality.

>> No.10623551

>>10623505
After watching Kokuhaku I can't help but assume that all Japanese children are extremely vile creatures.

>> No.10623572

>>10623499

What makes you think that your gloom won't kill her perkiness.

I am in the same boat.

>> No.10623577

They all look so happy to see me

I hope I don't disappoint them when they find out how I really am

>> No.10623604

>>10623090
Movie? It's a TV sketch show. There was no movie.

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