ITT: She sees your bank account

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Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:17:11 2013 No.10621923 [DELETED]

ITT: She sees your bank account

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:17:56 2013 No.10621924 File: 19 KB, 170x170, 4637144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:18:56 2013 No.10621926 File: 102 KB, 400x400, 1309297717417.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:19:27 2013 No.10621930 >>10621923 But I don't have one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:19:27 2013 No.10621929 File: 256 KB, 400x402, 1361636466842.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thx pa and mum

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:19:42 2013 No.10621931 File: 1.45 MB, 853x480, 1361533588287.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:20:12 2013 No.10621932 File: 811 KB, 356x200, 1345704358085.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:21:41 2013 No.10621933 >>10621931 Where are we going?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:22:26 2013 No.10621938 >>10621933 adventure

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:22:42 2013 No.10621940 >>10621933 She's taking you to the bank. Literally and figuratively.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:22:42 2013 No.10621941 >>10621931 ... no, you can;t have impure fantasies about Arumi

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:23:56 2013 No.10621945 File: 203 KB, 645x895, b219cb9cffd95e1191a5d3c41aa5827a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Yui really so shallow that she would leave a man after seeing his bank account?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:32:26 2013 No.10621965 File: 65 KB, 400x274, 46.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:34:56 2013 No.10621975 File: 328 KB, 368x388, 1363371444148.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:37:12 2013 No.10621984 File: 204 KB, 600x600, 1363067315809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But my bank account is absolutely swelling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:38:57 2013 No.10621988 She looks like shes pretty absentminded to be honest, probably closer to not giving a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:42:26 2013 No.10622001 >>10621923 Yeah, its too bad I only have fifty bucks total.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sun Mar 17 01:44:26 2013 No.10622008 File: 47 KB, 559x480, bitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:45:11 2013 No.10622012 >>10621984 I hope imizu would make a full-fledged manga someday. His art is already better than 90% of mangaka today.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:46:42 2013 No.10622016 >>10622012 Wait, I feel stupid now. That's not imizu, is it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 02:09:57 2013 No.10622069 File: 550 KB, 1122x1284, eea2287c884854be477eb00b78d565c7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 02:19:42 2013 No.10622097 File: 14 KB, 251x189, 1321740106383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:01:13 2013 No.10622669 File: 98 KB, 736x720, 1353131628903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:24:28 2013 No.10622752 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 1300412199013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:25:43 2013 No.10622758 $88 right now:)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:36:13 2013 No.10622792 File: 24 KB, 528x722, tophat.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I dont have a bank account

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:37:29 2013 No.10622802 File: 241 KB, 489x399, 1364455644500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622758 I have 19.000.00 Euros, step up dweeb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:39:43 2013 No.10622808 File: 159 KB, 600x600, straight busta.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622802

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:40:13 2013 No.10622809 >>10622802 Can you give me like 7k?

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:40:28 2013 No.10622810

>>10622758
>tfw 20 euro bank account
>have to take trip down to the social welfare place and mix with the smelly foreigners
>mumble something out, drop some papers in a basket and then 600 euro in bank account
Living in a socialist country is hard work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:41:28 2013 No.10622815 Am I the only one who doesn't trust banks and has several thousand dollars worth of bullion locked in a safe hidden in the floor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:41:28 2013 No.10622816 File: 40 KB, 791x798, 1349244486831.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10622802 >I have 99999999 monopoly money

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:41:58 2013 No.10622819 >>10622809 No. It's all I have live by before getting forced to get a job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:44:14 2013 No.10622824 >>10622815 What's the combination?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:45:13 2013 No.10622826 >>10622816 i literally lel'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:50:43 2013 No.10622833 >>10622815 I'm just lazy to go to the bank. And I just have it on a drawer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:54:58 2013 No.10622836 File: 99 KB, 735x594, 1262699105999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have about 6M € in real estate inheritance.

>>	Purple Sun Mar 17 05:59:28 2013 No.10622853 >>10622836 Let me guess, you won't ever have to leave my room again in the foreseeable future.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:00:43 2013 No.10622858 File: 511 KB, 1000x1000, 1356244936709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fucking hate being a poor college student sometimes.

>>	Purple Sun Mar 17 06:01:14 2013 No.10622860 >>10622853 leave your* room

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:01:28 2013 No.10622862 File: 16 KB, 177x232, erdf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's illegal for me to enter into legal contracts and I'd rather wait than deal with a bunch of that bullshit. There's nothing for her to see.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:08:58 2013 No.10622875 File: 34 KB, 500x300, nice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess 15k€ plus a couple grand in stocks is okay for a student.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:09:59 2013 No.10622877 >>10622875 >>10622858 What are you guys in college for? Homosexual culture studies?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:12:43 2013 No.10622888 >>10622877 it's called homo-erotic studies

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:16:44 2013 No.10622893 File: 81 KB, 453x573, 1363077096826.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nanami is jealous. Because all I do is weigh boxes of mushrooms which are nearly weightless, and type in how much each one weighs. I make ¥159624 a week if I work OT.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:18:43 2013 No.10622896 >>10622893 You make almost 2 grand a week for that? Surely you made a mistake with that number, perhaps added an extra digit.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:36:13 2013 No.10622946 File: 96 KB, 1280x720, [EveTaku] GJ-bu - 09 (1280x720 x264-Hi10P AAC)[2090FD73].mkv_snapshot_05.28_[2013.03.14_10.42.09].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:37:28 2013 No.10622951

>>10622896
Not at all, mushrooms never stop growing and I can OT almost my entire day if I feel like it.

The computers are too complicated for your average stupid laborer, and smart people get smart people jobs in the city, they don't look at farms and shit. I'm just glad I discovered it through my old man.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:21:12 2013 No.10623476 File: 402 KB, 1216x684, 1363511379372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:23:56 2013 No.10623485 >>10622946 >>10622971 >>10623476 Are you guys in the money?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:26:26 2013 No.10623490 >$34143 I'd be able to keep her happy for a while ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:27:26 2013 No.10623492 >>10623490 Love is just a chemical anyway, and it's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all. Trust me, I should know. One day somebody will love me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:27:41 2013 No.10623495 >>10623485 No, she's jokingly mocking my lack of $$$.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:30:11 2013 No.10623506 File: 32 KB, 500x479, 1350279033938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wasted $30,000 in 2 years. I could've bought a shitty house in rural japan for that much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:37:11 2013 No.10623527 >>10622951 how can I make easy money like this? why do I have to disassemble computers for hours and get paid minimum wage?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:37:41 2013 No.10623526 >>10622016 I don't believe so, no, but at a glance it's easy to make the mistake. I agree with you on Imizu needing to make a manga, though. Perhaps he's concerned that publishers just wouldn't let him be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:39:11 2013 No.10623534 >>10623490 How does a NEET have that kind of money? Are you a fake corporate NEET?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:40:27 2013 No.10623536 File: 52 KB, 640x448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:41:11 2013 No.10623538 I don't have a bank account. I have a wallet with 60 something dollars in it. That I'll either spend on Amazon or on food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:44:11 2013 No.10623557 >>10623538 Will you buy me something nice on amazon? I could buy you something in return when I get money...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:44:56 2013 No.10623556 File: 238 KB, 810x720, 1361436817084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] $35340 (US dollars) - €27020 (euros)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:46:26 2013 No.10623562 >>10623556 Can you please give me some money... for food..

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:46:41 2013 No.10623563 I'll be inheriting 50k soon. How should I invest it? I don't know these kinds of things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:48:11 2013 No.10623568 >>10623563 Invest in onaholes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:48:41 2013 No.10623570 Are we being raided? /jp/ doesn't feel quite right at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:49:42 2013 No.10623573 >>10623563 Apple stock, or just the stock market in general I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:53:12 2013 No.10623579 >>10623570 spring break is upon us

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:55:57 2013 No.10623583 >>10623570 >>10623579 Do you remember when /jp/ was still immune to summer and spring break? The current /jp/ is like /a/ of 2009-2011.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:00:26 2013 No.10623596

>>10623583
/jp/ usually stays the same most of the time but we do get a lot more people here as time goes on because it's only a matter of time before random other people from different boards get bored and wonder why they never see anything from the /jp/ board, so they check it out. So there's just more of those times when it seems like we're getting invaded but it doesn't last long before they just get bored again and go back to their home boards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:00:26 2013 No.10623597 >>10623570 Well I came on and hid all the /v/ shitposts. Around 90% of /jp/ is hidden for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:01:56 2013 No.10623600 $3,645,413 in the bank #baseddeadrichparents

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:02:27 2013 No.10623601 >>10623579 Ah geez, really? Guess I'll have to try and do some other things from the next week or so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:08:11 2013 No.10623611 >>10623597 How do you know what's /v/ shitposting and what's genuine /jp/ shitposting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:08:56 2013 No.10623613 I own a Manor and fast cars. I also dress up at night and fight people! ded parents feels good :):)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:09:26 2013 No.10623614 >>10623600 Then build the /jp/ mansion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:09:41 2013 No.10623615 >>10623611 Captcha pass

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:12:41 2013 No.10623621 >>10623613 A-are you batman?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:15:57 2013 No.10623635 >>10623621 I'm a symbol of justice. I'm the hero /jp/ needs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:16:11 2013 No.10623641 >>10623621 he's /jp/man, the cute knight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 15:04:27 2013 No.10624723 File: 64 KB, 209x276, 1350722514120.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I forgot I made this thread. Can't believe it's still alive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 15:05:57 2013 No.10624730 >>10624723 Pretty epic trolling, I can't believe the janitor unironically left this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 15:09:43 2013 No.10624746 >>10624730 >unironically What is the point of this word?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 15:10:28 2013 No.10624752 >>10624746 Is this guy being ironic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 15:10:58 2013 No.10624753 >>10624752 Unironically ironic.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 15:12:28 2013 No.10624764

>>10624746
When you need to stress that something isn't ironic in a context where it might be?

It's like how people always complain that "literally" is a superfluous word ("if it literally happens, you don't need to say so"), but if cats and dogs were physically falling from the sky then it's useful to say "It's literally raining cats and dogs."

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 15:14:43 2013 No.10624776 File: 77 KB, 1280x720, mai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 15:14:59 2013 No.10624780 >>10624764 ...........did you just sage me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 15:17:59 2013 No.10624799 File: 283 KB, 170x170, 1342299601735.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw rich qt bf

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 15:20:28 2013 No.10624806 >>10624780 I did and I'd do it again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 15:22:43 2013 No.10624814 File: 2.91 MB, 480x270, 1361518352671.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10624806

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 16:00:13 2013 No.10624925 >>10624861 What the fuck kind of reaction is that to seeing a bank account?

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