Does anyone else go on this site and find people who are depressed/suicidal/whatever, pretend to be nice to them, and then bully the shit out of them? Feels good man.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 16 22:22:57 2013 No.10621317 [DELETED]

Does anyone else go on this site and find people who are depressed/suicidal/whatever, pretend to be nice to them, and then bully the shit out of them?

Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 22:29:56 2013 No.10621341 I don't go on Omegle because I don't like talking to people online one-on-one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 22:32:27 2013 No.10621352 File: 8 KB, 269x402, Get out of here bully.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go away /jp/ is a bully-free zone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 22:33:41 2013 No.10621361 >>10621352 On the contrary, /jp/ is full of bullies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 22:36:26 2013 No.10621374 Am I the only one who likes getting bullied? Its like having people tell me the things that already go through my head makes me feel better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 22:44:41 2013 No.10621414 Happiness is not meant for weak people. You are doing G-d's work, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 22:50:41 2013 No.10621444 >>10621414 Although I don't like your second sentence, I more or less agree with the first one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 22:56:27 2013 No.10621469 TAG: /jp/ Talk to me kudasai!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 22:57:57 2013 No.10621474 why would you go there? it's a fact that there are only niggers there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 22:59:11 2013 No.10621486 >>10621374 I sort of feel the same. I really dislike being complimented since I already know I'm a pretty shitty person. I'd rather they just call me a loser.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 22:59:26 2013 No.10621484 You are a horrible person OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:06:26 2013 No.10621507 Arigatou Gozaimasu :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:08:41 2013 No.10621512 The feeling when someone types "hiya ;)" and you type "Hello." or vice versa. Omegle should have a feature where it tells you in advance your partner's conversation style (punctuation, caps, smilies, etc.) so you can mimic them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:08:41 2013 No.10621515 File: 136 KB, 762x613, nerd wrecker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10621486

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:10:57 2013 No.10621524 File: 192 KB, 1800x1014, fukken_saved.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10621515 Is this OC?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:11:12 2013 No.10621526 >>10621486 There's no way I'd feel sorry for someone who completely gave up to the point of attacking themselves because they feel it's true. It's funny, how so many people just don't want to be happy.

Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:15:26 2013 No.10621540

>>10621526
Hmm, I think it's a little bit more open-minded to assume that not everybody ended up in these circumstances willingly. Just like how ugly people can't help being ugly.

Maybe you're already aware of this and want to assume your superiority otherwise.

Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:16:11 2013 No.10621542

>>10621526
I don't feel sad when I get bullied though. I seriously doubt anyone could tell me something that is worse than I've already told myself. Hell most of the time what bullies tell you is true or has a lot of truth to it.

I don't want your pity. I want you to bully me more please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:19:42 2013 No.10621549 >>10621540 >superiority otherwise. Oops, superiority regardless. Not sure how that happened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:19:57 2013 No.10621553 >>10621526 Some people just end up getting kicked down so much that they never fully get up again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:20:27 2013 No.10621555 >>10621524 Yes, using paintbrush on a Mac and it's a little frustrating, anybody know a decent alternative thats not GIMP or pirated PS?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:20:56 2013 No.10621558 >>10621540 Ugly is just an opinion, though. There's nothing to be helped, since it's just an illusion in the first place. >>10621542 If you say so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:25:57 2013 No.10621570 >>10621469 h-here I go...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:25:57 2013 No.10621571 >>10621555 Why would you use a Mac?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:26:11 2013 No.10621578 >>10621571 He's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:27:56 2013 No.10621584 >You and the stranger both like autism, depression, social anxiety, and self-harm. >You: Lol, fucking nerd. >You have disconnected. I crack myself up sometimes. This shit has made my night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:31:57 2013 No.10621597 >>10621584 I don't see how's that funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:33:27 2013 No.10621600 >>10621584 Kicking someone while they're down because you have low self-esteem. NICE one, dude! >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:33:57 2013 No.10621603 >Just imagine her lecturing you about the things you mightn't be doing as well as you could be, and adjust your life accordingly. I think we're onto something here. Will do!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:34:27 2013 No.10621604 >>10621597 I laughed. Get a sense of humor, shitheel. >>10621584 clap

Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:36:56 2013 No.10621609

>You and the stranger both like NEET, and hikikomori.

>Stranger: Hi

>You: Hey

>Stranger: What's up?

>You: Not much, but I am very tired.

>You: How about you?

>Stranger: Pretty much the same haha.

>Stranger: So, NEET and hikikomori huh?

>You: Yes!

>You: Those are things that I probably am even though I guess it's kind of obnoxious to label yourself as them.

>You: But hey whatever it's the internet

>Stranger: I can dig it. I'm more of just a hiki myself, I'm in college right now. Guess I just wanted to talk to NEETs at some point lol.

Which of you faggots was this? My blood is seriously boiling right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:37:26 2013 No.10621611 >>10621600 >look at me making fun of someone because he is making fun of someone else Moralfags never heed their own words.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:38:26 2013 No.10621615 >>10621609 See, now THIS is trolling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:38:56 2013 No.10621617 >>10621578 Not a hipster, just decided to buy it for 1/3 of the price from some guy who was hard up for cash.

Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:39:26 2013 No.10621622

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like self-harm.

You: Hi.

Stranger: heey

You: What's up?

Stranger: just listening to music. youu?

You: Not much, just being bored.

Stranger: mee too... so youu self harm?

You: Yeah...

You: What about you?

Stranger: same here.

You: Why?

Stranger: it helps with everything. wby?

You: You're pathetic and you should know that. Just kill yourself and get it done with.

You: Self-harm is for edgy emo teens like yourself, just off yourself already.

You: Do it you faggot.

You: Please respond.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:39:41 2013 No.10621625 File: 45 KB, 453x640, laugh2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10621609 Well played whoever that was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:40:41 2013 No.10621627 >>10621622 Hahahahhaha

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:42:26 2013 No.10621636 >>10621617 What? It has nothing to do with being a hipster or cash, it's just common sense. Why would you do something like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:44:41 2013 No.10621643 >>10621622 Hahaha you owned that emo nerd. I bet that was triggering and right now he's scratching himself to The Linking Parks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:46:11 2013 No.10621647 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like /jp/. Stranger: Sup, dude Stranger: Can you handle this? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was about to say something, that was so mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:51:41 2013 No.10621660 If you guys want some more epic lulz from making people commit suicide. http://www.r3ddit.com/r/suicidewatch Great place. You can PM any of these nerds and their obituaries will be online the next day.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:52:56 2013 No.10621666

You: Hi.

Stranger: Hi

You: Anyways, please listen to me.

You: I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?

Stranger: Ok. I'm all ears. I don't know what that is.

You: Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.

You: Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.

You: Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.

You: You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.

You: It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.

You: There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.

You: "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:53:57 2013 No.10621669 I've met suicidal people and I try to be nice but then they end up annoying me with their constant complaining. So I tell them to F' Off because they're bugging me

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:53:57 2013 No.10621670 >>10621374 I'll bully you, if you want.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:54:42 2013 No.10621673 >>10621660 Was that supposed to be ironic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:55:41 2013 No.10621678 >>10621673 What's ironic about it? Have you read the thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:56:41 2013 No.10621682 >>10621669 Putting that as an interest is an awful idea in the first place on Omegle. I do put suicidal as an interest to meet the trolls sometimes. Some of the /b/ros are hilarious.

Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:58:11 2013 No.10621683

threads like these make me feel bad for talking to people that do this. i hope that the majority of jp realizes their position and do stuff like the people in this thread do.

it also makes it apparent that im probably too old for jp now if the majority act like this.

Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:58:26 2013 No.10621684

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like self-harm.

Stranger: hi

You: Hi.

Stranger: how are you?

You: All good, how about you?

Stranger: im not good :/

You: Why?

Stranger: just... memories :(

You: Tell me, I'm all ears.

Stranger: just...... really bad ones.

Stranger: do you mind if i talk a little?

You: I don't mind.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: um...

Stranger: just....

Stranger: someone i used to know

Stranger: used to.... touch me

Stranger: and i cant help but remember

Stranger: :/

You: Was it a long time ago?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: sort of

Stranger: a few years ago

You: In what way did he touch you?

Stranger: .....um

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:58:41 2013 No.10621686 >>10621666 >Stranger: Ok. I'm all ears. I don't know what that is. What a fucking newfag if he doesn't recognize that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 23:58:41 2013 No.10621687 >>10621660 post some

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:01:11 2013 No.10621698 Anti-bully reporting in. Who wants a compliment?

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:02:41 2013 No.10621701
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>>10621636
Well my old pc died, and I needed a laptop fast. I knew someone selling a bunch of shit cause hard times and I decided to buy his hipsterbook pro for $300.
I figured it would be a great opportunity to try one out for a while and If It doesn't suit me I could try to sell it for $1-200 on ebay or something.
It has the best touchpad of any laptop I've used is better than some tablet gimmick for watching anime/jerking off to doujins in bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:04:12 2013 No.10621703 >>10621683 No one on the internet is real, man. Just chill out. If they kill themselves for real then really it's their own fault.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:06:41 2013 No.10621707 Please leave and go back to /b/, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:08:26 2013 No.10621713 >>10621707 fuggin depressed NEET spotted

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:09:12 2013 No.10621716

>>10621703
That's easy for somebody on /jp/ to say. Others take the internet very seriously, so your epic trolling might actually lead to them killing themselves. Of course, following this, there is a plethora of thoughts that can arise.

>If they were so weak that they committed suicide because some strange on the internet was mean to them, do they really deserve to live?
>It's not my fault that they get offended by what I say, as they are responsible for their own actions in the end.
>lol

But I really don't like seeing anything suffer, from the most primitive life forms to the most intelligent people. So I'm very careful with these people. Some of them are really sensitive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:10:12 2013 No.10621717 >>10621707 make me fag

>>	OP Sun Mar 17 00:12:26 2013 No.10621721 Is this how we get rid of tripfags too? Feels good man. /jp/ so conceded. Never change

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:13:11 2013 No.10621725 >>10621721 Fuck. I forgot to take this shit OP thing off.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:13:26 2013 No.10621727

>>10621684
I got the exact same person.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like depressed.

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: how are you

Stranger: not so good

Stranger: you?

You: i'm alright i guess

You: why what's troubling you

Stranger: im just having memories.

You: about ?

Stranger: some bad stuff that happened/

You: I see.. why exactly are they troubling you? Do you want to talk about it?

Stranger: well...

Stranger: basically... a boy in my class used to... touch me.

You: why did he do that?

Stranger: i dont know.

You: and that's not so bad. I've been touched too.

You: so I know how you feel

Stranger: but...

Stranger: it was, against my will.

You: mine too. It's something that's been in the back of my mind but i've come to terms that it happened and there isn't anything I can do about it now

Stranger: oh i see.

Stranger: wow, i dont feel so alone anymore

You: i'm glad.. are you feeling a bit better ?

Stranger: yeah. a little.

You: that's great.

Stranger: yeah.

You: can I ask how old you are ? you don't have to tell me

Stranger: 15

You: ahh..

You: I was 14 when I was molested

Stranger: i see.

You: i'm 18 now

Stranger: me too actually. i was 14.

You: ;(

Stranger: yeah...

You: w-why'd he do that to you...

Stranger: i dont know... he was kind of obsessed with me...

Stranger: what about you?

You: I don't know really either.. he just.. made me do things.. I didn't really understand it

Stranger: same with me!

Stranger: im sorry :(

You: It's alright.

then we talked a bit more and I disconnected.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:14:56 2013 No.10621732

>>10621716
Even rookies to the internet know about trolling. There are trained, professional resources for those truly in trouble who don't employ epic /b/ros. Confiding in a total stranger on Omegle is a dumb idea in the first place. Moreover, things like that are essentially a voluntary assumption of risk (legal term/defense). There are places on the internet that will moderate and protect them, but the internet as a whole owes them no legal or moral responsibility to sissy up and kiss their ass wherever they go. After all, another important function of the net is to vent simply enough.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:14:56 2013 No.10621733

>>10621716
it really has nothing to do with the other person at all. it makes you out to be a shitty human being though.

that destroying your own life isnt enough and having to something viscious like that to cope with yourself.

like i said, i really hope this isnt the face if jp and just a few crossboarders congregating; because i always thought jp was cool enough to just sit in its own vat and not take out their inferiorities on others.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:15:41 2013 No.10621736 >>10621716 That's too bad. Maybe they should stop sticking things up their asses all the time. Respect and happiness will come once they try earning it. There is no room for such feeble people in this world. It is just the sad reality of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:15:56 2013 No.10621740 >>10621732 >Even rookies to the internet know about trolling. No, they really don't. We're talking about the facebook generation. Just reflect on that for a moment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:16:11 2013 No.10621742 >>10621727 Post the rest.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:16:11 2013 No.10621743

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like /jp/.
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how're you
You: I'm good, hby?
Stranger: I'm fine I suppose
Stranger: what're you doing on omegle? I almost never match /jp/
You: There was an omegle thread up, just thought I'd plug it in and see what I get
Stranger: oh
Stranger: are you gonna bully me
You: I'm almost never on omegle
You: Only if that's what you want
Stranger: uuu no thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

D-did I say something scary?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:17:27 2013 No.10621745 >>10621733 Sorry, this is the real /jp/. We never forgive, we never forget.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:19:42 2013 No.10621754

>>10621740
Then it's a failure of their judgment or upbringing. The fault still doesn't lie with the varied environment. Like I said, there are some places which protect them on the net. But do you blame the car when a minor who doesn't even have a learner's permit drives it and gets his ass killed in an accident? The burden is on them to wisen up before taking off the training wheels (website blocks and mentally imposed rules). If they are that retarded, they should seriously have one of the those WebBabbyMonitor programs installed and parents looking over their shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:22:11 2013 No.10621763 >>10621743 y-yes I'm sorry I disconnected.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:24:56 2013 No.10621773

>>10621754
I understand, but what's the point of testing them like that yourself? If they happen to get into a car accident, or come face to face with a bully, then sure, you can't help it. But right now, as I understand it, you're encouraging for /jp/ to go and target these individuals. It's just weird to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:27:12 2013 No.10621781 >I'm 34 but can i adopt a 17 year old then later on marry her? She is a virgin and I want power over her legally so she can't get away from me like others have. She can't know this though. lol omegle

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:27:26 2013 No.10621779 >>10621773 It's for the lulz, d00d. Just accept it. Those people don't deserve to live.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:34:26 2013 No.10621798 >>10621742 She had been fingered furiously by her boyfriend.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:34:41 2013 No.10621799

>>10621773
I'm not doing it myself but I can see some virtue in what they're doing as perverted as it may sound. Even the older generations are frowning at how fucking coddled we've been. Facing conflict and getting into fights forces people to stand up for themselves and colloquially 'grow some fucking balls'. If you don't even have thick enough skin to stand up against some random stranger in a chatroom then something IS definitely wrong with you. Having rough and tumble experiences or training builds character.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:35:26 2013 No.10621804 p epic thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:36:41 2013 No.10621811 >>10621799 fuck off. its fucking omeagle. you sound ridiculous.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:38:42 2013 No.10621817

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like /jp/.

Stranger: Hi.

You: Hi there.

Stranger: What's up?

You: I was about to freak out and leave, but I'll try to answer your question... Nothing really

You: Yes, I'm socially awkward.

Stranger: I have no idea what I'm supposed to say here.

You: Like I just put you on a weird spot or are you socially awkward too?

Stranger: I am socially awkward too yes what do

You: Uhm, let's say I was the one who asked "What's up?". How would you answer to that?

Stranger: nothing much...

Stranger: sorru ;_;

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was trying my best. This is a bit hard for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:39:12 2013 No.10621819 >>10621811 Yeah and the people that kill themselves because of it are silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:40:11 2013 No.10621824 Uwah, the prospect of being bullied is too much...!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:41:11 2013 No.10621830 File: 398 KB, 160x160, whores_laughing.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10621622 >You: Please respond. Oh god, funniest thing I've read today.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:41:26 2013 No.10621828 Whoever I was speaking to earlier on, I hope you did brush your teeth and get your beauty sleep.

>>	tired Sun Mar 17 00:42:41 2013 No.10621832 You: okay can you wait there You: open another tab or something You: do omegle there You: leave this one open You: i want to get back to you on this Your conversational partner has disconnected. I am so sad

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:43:26 2013 No.10621835 Had some good convos with a couple /jp/edos but now I can't find anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:44:26 2013 No.10621842 >>10621832 I got nervous waiting too long, sorry. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:45:26 2013 No.10621846 >>10621819 no ones killing themselves because omeagle. get the fuck back to /b/.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:50:56 2013 No.10621862

Stranger: Can I bully you uguu~?

You: I-I don't know

Stranger: Please respond.

You: Bullying is bad!

Stranger: uuuuu~

Stranger: B-but.

You: pls be good

You: Good girls don't bully!

Stranger: But it's fun anon-kun.

Stranger: ;_;

You: How will you ever become a defender of justice with that attitude?

Stranger: B-but I'm a Mahou Shoujo.

You: You must be an evil one if you want to bully. : (

Stranger: :(

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Was I the bully after all?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:51:26 2013 No.10621864 >>10621846 Buddy, let me tell you something. Your whole posting style is like from a kid, and from what I know kids like /b/. You have no right to tell anyone to leave, got it? You stupid little cunt.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:51:41 2013 No.10621866

>>10621622
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Suicide.
You: Hello
You: Feeling suicidal?
Stranger: why should i?
You: Well, you did say you like suicide
You: It's reasonable to assert from that that you are in fact, feeling suicidal
Stranger: no!
Stranger: i'm here cause I like Suicide band
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WqOMPakGCg
Stranger: tehm
Stranger: them
You: Ah, I see. They're nice, I guess.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:56:57 2013 No.10621880

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like /jp/.
You: Hi!
Stranger: H-hi?
Stranger: A-are you a bully?
You: I don't know really.
Stranger: Please be gentle anon-kun.
You: Never done much bullying before.
You: I have a slightly humourous story to share, though.
Stranger: Okay.
You: I connected to another person, and I didn't know they were from /jp/.
You: So I started to bully them, and call them nerd and all sorts of stuff.
You: I started making Touhou references, and then when they were clueless, I realized they weren't from /jp/.
Stranger: Normal scums.
You: Not very exiting, but such is life.
Stranger: You should bully them more.
Stranger: Oops.
You: Hah, yeah. I really find it hard to be a bully.
You: I was bullied in junior high, people calling me gay and stuff like that.
Stranger: That was sad.
You: I insisted I was straight, but I guess I was wrong.
You: I like traps and shotas now.
Stranger: I bet you've watched boku no pico?
You: And the guy who bullied me ended up sucking off multiple guys on his hockey team later.
You: I haven't watched boku no pico, I never had the time for it.
Stranger: That guy, did you fug?
You: No, he was too brown for me.
You: Thanks for listening, I really haven't told too many people.
Stranger: Sure, btw I'm a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:57:12 2013 No.10621882 >>10621862 Anon-kun baka.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:58:42 2013 No.10621886 >>10621880 Did she told you her name?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:59:41 2013 No.10621888 WHERE MY /jp/SIES AT

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:03:27 2013 No.10621897 I typed in "loli, lolis, little girl, little girls, shota, little boy, little boys" All the people I've met have been under 'little boy / shota'. I thought loli was more popular.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:03:41 2013 No.10621892

You: Please don't bully me...
Stranger: I-I was going to say the same thing.
You: I won't bully you ;_;
Stranger: Do you know how to open a portal to Gensokyo?
You: Maybe if we live a virtuous life, free of bullying, then we will be rewarded at the end.
You: So long as we remain devoted and pure.
Stranger: Well, this place bores me I want to be a pure and helpful Miko.
Stranger: So long.
Stranger: I'm going to open a portal now.
You: OK

;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:03:41 2013 No.10621896 >>10621886 No, she disconnected right after she said that. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:08:57 2013 No.10621912 File: 33 KB, 190x270, tumblr_l2lvdmnCAG1qbzzgco1_250.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10621880 >Stranger: Sure, btw I'm a girl. I lost it ahhahaha

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:19:11 2013 No.10621927 >>10621897 dem female pedos

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:28:57 2013 No.10621957 Well, okay, bye.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:34:11 2013 No.10621972

>>10621897
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Little girls.
Stranger: Hello
You: Hello
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 3 girls here
Stranger: Two are 14, one is 15
You: Ah. Do you have anyone there under the age of 12?
Stranger: My little sister
Stranger: Want me to get her?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Hang on
Stranger: Ok, she's here too
Stranger: She's 10
You: Hi there, cutie!
You: (I'm waving)
Stranger: She says hi
You: How old are you?
Stranger: I'm 14
You: Oh, wait nevermind.
You: So, what do you guys do for fun?
Stranger: We...we have sex
Stranger: That's the simplest way to put it
You: Oh, my. Even with your little sister?
Stranger: No
You: Well, why not?
Stranger: I bet she'd love it
Stranger: But how should we start?
You: Hm. let me think
You: First ask if she knows what sex is
Stranger: She says yes
You: Has she ever had sex?
Stranger: She says no
You: Good. Now, tell her everything's going to be fine. Tell her to take her pants off.
You: What type of underwear is she wearing?
Stranger: And my friends and I will do the same thing
You: Don't care
Your conversational partner has disconnected

I thought it was going well.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:34:41 2013 No.10621974

You: Hi.

Stranger: Hi.

You: So um, what's up?

Stranger: Oh, ah..

You: What's wrong?

Stranger: Well..its kind of traumatizing.

You: Tell me, I'm all ears.

Stranger: Alright then um. Today I was mistaken as a molester?

You: Oh, how did that happen?

Stranger: I was walking behind this lady since I was going home the same way as her I guess. She kept darting looks at me.

You: Hm, she must've been suspicious then. What happened?

Stranger: Well, she started walking faster after getting so frantic. I was worried and started getting walking faster to catch up to her to ask her what's wrong.

You: Ah, I can see where this is going.

Stranger: Then, she started running. I ran after her to catch up to help her. She started yelling "Help! Help!". I thought, "Oh my god. Don't tell me. A molester was chasing her and thought that I was her boyfriend so he's gonna kill me.

You: Eh...

Stranger: I ran faster and caught up to her. I grabbed her shoulder to ask her about the situation. She fell down and started crying loudly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:38:12 2013 No.10621989 >>10621972 I like how you ended that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:39:56 2013 No.10621994 Why are there so many bullies here? You guys are so mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:51:59 2013 No.10621994,1 wwtd

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