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What crimes have you committed?

>> No.10613634

second season?

>> No.10613658

I didn't get the chance to mate with that qt 3.14. Fuck that MC

>> No.10613662
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10613662

Liking little girls.

>> No.10613660

I made a shitty post on /jp/ once.

>> No.10613665

shit show

>> No.10613668
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>>10613634
Oh, SWEET

Woo-hoo!

>> No.10613676

>>10613662
Isn't that picture a bit.. dangerous?

>> No.10613682

>>10613676
I bet he has hdd full of that shit.

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10613679

Durrhurrhurr, durrhurr, hurr.

>> No.10613680

>>10613676
Nah, man. Stop being paranoid, it's just little girls.

>> No.10613683

Drug use
Jaywalking
Unauthorized sharing/usage of copyrighted material
Liking little girls
Not wearing my seatbelt
Speeding
Illegal u-turns
Reckless driving
Probably something "threatening" I said online which was illegal, in other words being a cyber-bully poopy face bully
Hosting open network that I ARP poisoned and sniffed packets and subsequently stole information/password. (Not sure if this is illegal, they're on my network right?)
Cracking neighbor's networks and doing the same thing with ARP poisoning.
Several uncountable instances of trespassing as a kid/teenager
Petty vandalism as a teenager

Tons of other stuff. I'll probably commit some very serious white-collar crimes later in life.

>>10613676

Only a pedophile would think that.

A normal person with a healthy mind would just say "cute".

>> No.10613684

>>10613683
Get fucked scum

>> No.10613685

>>10613676
report it, it's just there to be disruptive

just not for "illegal," since that bugs a mod via instant message when you do that or something and the janitor here is fast

>> No.10613687
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>>10613684

/jp/'s calling me scum?

What world I am in.

>> No.10613690

>>10613687
That's a cute Misaka, I prefer Kuroko though.

>> No.10613694
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>>10613690

Misaka wa Misaka waバカヤロ

>> No.10613697

>>10613694
That's what I'm talking about.

>> No.10613698

>>10613687
I dunno if psycho homolord is above or below /jp/

>> No.10613705

Shoplifting.

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>>10613705
If you want some-thiing and you don't wanna pay for iit~

>> No.10613743

Visiting /jp/. I was punched in a head for that and was told that it's not a place for folks like me. I hope he is not reading this or I'm screwed.

>> No.10613746

>>10613743
Dude you should press charges against him, for assault with a deadly penis

>> No.10613756

>>10613746
Please stop bumping this thread or I will loose my only "friend" in the world.

>> No.10613760

>>10613756
>loose

>> No.10613761

>>10613756
Fuck ;_;

>> No.10613771
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10613771

liking little girls is not a crime

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>> No.10613785

>>10613771
Repeatedly sending unwanted, irrelevant messages over the internet actually is, though.

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>>10613785
if it was, you'd be in prison

>> No.10613816

Arson. It was an accident.

>> No.10613823

>>10613816
That's called an "accidental fire."

Still, you could still be guilty of a number of charges all of which amount to "Being an Idiot in the first degree"

>> No.10613826

Defecation on public property.

I really had to go.

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10613841

Shit I've done this too.

>>10613816

You can't accidentally commit arson.

>> No.10613846

I'm not a nigger, I don't boast with crimes.

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>> No.10613902

Breaking and entering and theft.

>> No.10613919

None

>> No.10613922

Stealing candy from a pick 'n' mix. I've been on the lam ever since.

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