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10606555 No.10606555[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Would you take a bullet for another otaku?

Would you lay down your life to protect an otaku?

>> No.10606560

I'd like >>10606556 to.

>> No.10606569

>>10606564
D'awwh.

Thanks Anon, that's very kind :3

>> No.10606564

i wouldn't even give one dollar to save you shitheads

>> No.10606574
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>>10606555

posting in a TRIPS thread !

>> No.10606580

Take a bullet so that some fat, greasy neckbeard can watch that shitty 2hu anime and jerk off onto a daki for a few decades longer?

No.

>> No.10606582

Yes, I would. Provided he was cute.

>> No.10606595

I'm scared of loud noises so I'd just jump randomly and I guess it's like 50/50 whether I'll jump into the bullet or away from it.

>> No.10606625
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10606625

Would you battle a bully to protect an otaku that is being bullied?

Do you have the strength required to defeat a bully in hand to hand combat?

>> No.10606626

I'd stand up for some of you guys but if we both are equally in danger of getting killed I'm gonna try to save myself since there's no saving any of us at that point. But if they had a chance of surviving because of me I might if I have nothing left to lose.

>> No.10606631

>>10606625
Yes. I'm 6'3, I could handle any bully that tried to hurt my fellow otaku!

>> No.10606639

>>10606625
Yes, but only because I rarely have the opportunity to fight outside the dojo.

Yes.

>> No.10606643
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>>10606580
Yeah, Because there's no such thing as a skinny otaku?

>> No.10606644

>>10606631
What if the bully is 6'6"?

What if he's stolen your favourite daki, the source of your power?

>> No.10606650

>>10606643
I wouldn't save them just because they're not fat.

>> No.10606657

>>10606644
I would fend him off with my life so my fellow otaku can run away from the bully. Even if it was likely I'd die.

>> No.10606660

>>10606631
height means nothing if you are a skinny nerd or a fatass

>> No.10606670

>>10606625
I would challenge him to a duel and say he can bully us both if he wins but if he loses he will become the bullied.

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10606664

What song would play in the background as you battle the bully?

>> No.10606667

>>10606650
No, basically, I would take a bullet for another otaku. I was just making a snide remark to this fag.

>> No.10606677

>>10606657
Or if I can't fight for too long I'd try to distract them just long enough for them to run, then I'll run myself. Having a lot of speed and endurance does help.

>> No.10606686

For someone I don't even know? Probably not.

>> No.10606687

>>10606660
I lift.

>> No.10606697

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>>10606664

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmzWzfd2WN0

This is the music that will play as I snap my fingers and lewdly strut towards the otaku after defeating the bully.

>> No.10606709

>>10606703
W-what're you gonna do?

>> No.10606717

>>10606709
Bully you myself.

>> No.10606718

>>10606709
There would be an awkward moment of just staring at you with a stupid nervous grin on my face not knowing what to tell you then we would best friends forever.

>> No.10606726

>>10606718
Think I'll choose this outcome over >>10606717


pls no bullies

>> No.10606789

No. Because I'm a selfish fuck.

>> No.10606794

If one of my otaku kin were being shot at, I would simply deflect the bullet out of the air with my authentic Japanese samurai sword which I purchased from a swordsmith in Hokkaido. I have trained extensively and learned to replicate the blockbuster movie technique envied by all.

>> No.10606797

I would. But mostly because I want to die.

>> No.10606813 [DELETED] 

If you were assigned to protect a famous touhou and slowly grew to love her, would you jump in front of Thomas Arana's bullet to save her?

>> No.10606809

Only if it was a girl Otaku and I knew I would survive and she would become my girlfriend afterwards. I guess what im tryin to say is I would take a bullet for milk.

>> No.10606816
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10606816

If you were assigned to protect a famous touhou and slowly grew to love her, would you jump in front of Thomas Arana's bullet to save her?

>> No.10606829

>>10606797
Suicide is never the answer, anon.

>>10606809
Milk-chan is a bitch.

>> No.10606844

I'd for my boyfriend.

>> No.10606854

>>10606844
I wish I had a boyfriend.

>> No.10606887

>>10606854
a /jp/sie boyfriend at that but I'll settle for someone else if I ever get a chance to experience that at all.

>> No.10606898

>>10606887
I'd be your boyfriend but I'm pretty shy..

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>>10606794
I-Is that you, Ken-sama?

They said you'd left us...

They said you were never coming back!

>> No.10606986

I would take a funky-ass cap fo' any of y'all people, y'all mothafuckas be mah only tru homies for lyfe, fo' real

>> No.10606994

>>10606555
/jp/ has interesting conversations on occasion but I don't think any of you are particularly worth saving.

Nice trips

>> No.10606994,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10606809
same here

>> No.10606994,2 [INTERNAL] 

I WANNA CUM ALL OVER AND INSIDE OF TETO!

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