/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Would you join a motorcycle gang that was filled with members from /jp/ and called The Lost Otaku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10604389
le honk xdd

[Anonymous No.]

You have my honk.

[Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb No.]

>>10604382
Sure why not.

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>>10604382
It will probably look like this, so no.

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>>10604398
Wow, imagine riding from state to state, with the wind in your hair, entering in bars together to let hairy fat men fuck you in the ass, hunting gloryholes and buying frilly lingerie.

>dat /jp/ dream

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>>10604404
You'd probably just get beaten up and made fun of instead. But the kind of person you're describing is probably a masochist anyway, so I guess it works.

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>>10604404
How do glory holes work?

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>>10604382
I'm not even sure what that is supposed to be.

I am wracking my brains trying to think of a bevel drive OHV parallel twin with egg shaped cylinders, hardtail, with conventional telescopic forks. Some kind of BSA maybe?

Pic is same make, model and color as my bike.

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>>10604414
As far as I know there aren't any moving parts so theres no real "work" they do, you just suck a dick

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>>10604434
I understand that it's a hole but where does the dick come from? Is it there all the time? What happens when it cums? Does it go away and get replaced by a different dick?

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>>10604443
the dick comes from the hole

how it got there we will never know

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>>10604382

Yes

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>>10604450
What if it's not there? Do you have to summon it somehow or are you just out of luck for sucking a dick?

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>>10604472
The dick never leaves

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>>10604479
How long do you get to suck it for?

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>>10604487
Until you die of fatigue or get bored

The ones I've used have just ejaculated in 10 minute intervals so technically you would never need to leave for food/drink

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>>10604492
What if someone is waiting to use it? What if someone is already using it when I get there? Is there some kind of etiquette to follow in these situations?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, the glory hole discussion belong to /x/. Let us move on to the topic...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have to have a certain kind of bike? Can scooters join? How do they dress?

[Anonymous No.]

No, they make too much noise. How about a moped gang? or a scooter gang?

[Anonymous No.]

How about a tea gang where we drink tea? （´・ω・｀）

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>>10605223
Motorcycles can be quiet.

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>>10605229
I'd join it.

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>>10605229
That's gay as HELL, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there only bike gangs, but no car gangs or yacht gangs? Must be a conspiracy!

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea how to drive.

[Anonymous No.]

No.

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>>10605239
You can't show off your cool jacket if you are driving a car. Besides, everyone drives a car so there would be no novelty in it.

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>>10605268
What about a quad gang?

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>>10605268

>you can't show off your cool jacket if you are driving a car

Look how wrong you are.

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY HOW ABOUT A JOGGING GANG

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My /jp/ dream is to form a bozosoku with /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

http://shweeb.com/

We could start the world's first Shweeb gang?

We could all create traffic unless people pay us and stuff, and go super fast using our NEET legs.

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>>10605286
/JP/ DONT YOU THINK A JOGGING GANG WILL BE COOL HUH HUH HUH ITS HEALTHY TOO

[Anonymous No.]

>God Speed You! Black Emperor (ゴッド・スピード・ユー! BLACK EMPEROR?) is a 1976 Japanese black-and-white 16 mm documentary film, 90 minutes long, by director Mitsuo Yanagimachi, which follows the exploits of young Japanese motorcyclists, the "Black Emperors". The 1970s in Japan saw the rise of a motorcycling movement called the bōsōzoku, which drew the interest of the media. The movie follows a member of the "Black Emperors" motorcycle club and his interaction with his parents after he gets in trouble with the police.

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>>10605309
>We could all create traffic unless people pay us and stuff,
and then they'd call the police who would beat you up. you'd scream police brutality, but everyone around would testify you attacked first to get rid of you.

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>>10605318
No see that's the clever part, we're in Shweeb pods so they can't touch us. We're protected by our NEET shells. We could even live in them.

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>>10605322
they'd detach you from the rails, call a truck and load your pods on it, then haul you away.

what makes you think they'd build those things in a way the police couldn't open it?

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>>10605351
If they tried to do that I'd just Shweeb forwards and outrun the truck.

Maybe they'd have some sort of remote locking mechanism, but our gang would have hackers and engineers who get rid of it. It could be like phreaking except not really.

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>>10605351
We'd be using custom pods, silly. We could add all kinds of cool stuff like a large stereo to blast our NEET tunes.

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>>10605309
>>10605318
>>10605322
>>10605351
>>10605355

What the fuck am I reading?

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>>10605374
We would probably need some advanced brakes too so we can hold up other people's Shweebing.

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>>10605355
unless they simply blocked the rails with other pods or removed a piece of them.

it'd be like reaching a dead end while in a car, no way out except turn around, where they already wait, blocking your way with their own pods.

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>>10605385
Thus ends the reign of The Lost Otaku.

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>>10605385
Pods push other pods.

We'd have to do trickery to stop people, like maybe we could just sit there in sheer numbers and demand a toll.

[Anonymous No.]

We can put jet boosters on our pods and ram through police pod blockades.

[Anonymous No.]

So are there any Shweeb rails existing or do we have to wait until the future? What if we're too old by then?

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>>10605414
do you know how expensive those are? you couldn't afford that from neet bucks, you'd have to work hard every day for years and be a normalfag to afford it.

besides, shock from the hit would probably kill you, or at least break your pod to the point it'd be scrap metal.

>>10605391
yeah, and that worked so well with cars. they'd just back up a bit and switch the lane, or just call law enforcement on you and wait 15 minutes until they clear you out.

you can't extort money this way anymore, it worked in middle ages because they didn't have cellphones/radios and cars to get to the toll bridge in 5 minutes and arrest the trouble makers.

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>>10605431
>it worked in the middle ages
We should find some third world country to harass then.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a society where everyone lives in a big lazy river like the ones they have at water parks. You just float around all day and there are little turn off points for shops and rooms. In my diagram there is a hospital with a doctor in it, and a man who runs a bookshop. Another man is watching television in his home, though most people just drift around and sleep anywhere.

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>>10605451
If we're going third-world, why not just become Pirates?

We don't even have to attack nice French transports, just hijack filthy Somalians. They wear life-jackets as bullet proof vests, how hard can it be?

If every neet on /jp/ got the biggest loan they could from a bank, we could get enough for some ships and AK-47's.

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>>10605458
r u and artest?

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>>10605464
Like they would have the credit rating for a loan.

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>>10605470
loan from a loan shark, buy ak47s, raid the said shark and kill him and everyone in his place by surprise, then disappear.

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>>10605473
Yes because apparently people who've only masturbated can take on gangsters.

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>>10605464
That sounds a bit dangerous...it's probably better for your health than sitting at home browsing /jp/ all day though.

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>>10605483
But we can always just be cute pirates.

We can sail around the oceans looking for castaways, landing on strange islands to eat their fruits and sodomize their animals.

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>>10605480
you have the advantage of surprise and being unknown. they won't suspect someone who looks like a loser to bring an armed group and shoot everyone with no signs or warning, then disappear.

or fuck, if you're so afraid of attacking them, loan, buy the guns and become a pirate and vanish. by the time they realize what's up you won't even be in the country, but on the high seas. they'll never find you.

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>>10605464
Can I have a desert eagle with extended barrel and scope instead of an AK-47?

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>>10605520
That would be our standard-issue sidearm.

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>>10605466
Yes I have a bachelor's degree in graphic design.

Thank you for replying to my post.

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>>10605512
It weighs like 10 pounds, there's the recoil, if you do something like this you have to take out the whole crew, which is impossible once you first hit them since they'll be on high alert. Your plan is retarded and was made to fail.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure. I can look pretty tough when I try to.
Though other manly anons will have to back me up since I'm too shy to start any trouble.

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>>10605595
We'll be a team!

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>>10605579
if you're such a pussy then buy enough bombs to destroy the entire building, strap them to yourself and go muslim on them.

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>>10605595
Don't worry, I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?
I answer, I'm not strong, you are.
Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.
I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs
A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10605602
Yes because bombing the place allows me to get money. Your plan is flawed, admit it.

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>>10605628
uh, what? you get money (loan) first, then you bomb kill them and escape in confusion. then when in high seas, they can't trace you anymore.

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>>10605631
I don't think they can trace you when they're dead regardless of if you're in the ocean or not.

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>>10605633
they might have accomplices or people who were out at the time.

also i don't think a lowly loan shark would be in the same building with the boss.

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>>10605631
You do realize loansharks aren't stupid, yes? They don't just lend money to people who can't pay AKA you. Usually they lend money to people who have something for them, like a shop or something or you will have to work for them. You think you can just waltz in and ask for a loan of 50 grand? Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone make an STG where you control motorbikes in a lazy river and shoot down police shweebs.

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>>10605636
those kinds of people are mostly dumb faggots who didn't even finish high school, it's not hard to outsmart them if you plan to vanish afterwards.

by the time they realize what's up and decide to chase you, you're already out of the country and have your own gang.

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>>10605431
>>10605451
>>10605464
>>10605470
>>10605473
>>10605480
>>10605512
>>10605579
>>10605602
>>10605628
>>10605631
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>>10605635
>>10605636
>>10605642
Someone post those two panels of neckbeards arguing on the internet.

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>>10605642
...if they were so easy to outsmart, a) they won't be in this business, b) they wouldn't be able to build up the capital required to lend anyone, any money. Also it doesn't take a genius to know not to lend money to a NEET.

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>>10605647
I don't have any facial hair.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a friend who applied for a loan from the bank, and they didn't give it to him because he was too likely to pay it back.

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>>10605649
how will you know someone's a neet if you give them a false name, false shop name address, false info and all?

besides, most people plan to use the money while still in the country to start a business, not disappear to the sea with it and become a pirate.

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>>10605665
Which is why they won't just lend you the money. What, I can just go all over the states and borrow money from one loan shark in every state and then leave the country? ????!????

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>>10605670
You could if you weren't a pussy.

Come at me.

[Anonymous No.]

I crashed on my mom's scooter once and everyone stopped their car and some guy asked if I was ok the whole experience was very embarrassing

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>>10605316
Where can I watch this movie? I tried checking typical places like Pirate Bay and kat, but I don't think they have it.

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>>10606888

I found it within a few seconds. I don't think that you are cut out for the delinquent life, anon.

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>>10609226
I was hoping I wouldn't have to watch it on Youtube but I did.

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>>10604382
Aye, but only if we could rename it to Lostaku.

Zimbabwe!

[Anonymous No.]

BUMPONG

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>>10605458
I used to really enjoy those. Would it be weird for me to go alone to a water park to just go in the lazy river? Would people think I'm there to rape children?

[Anonymous No.]

Bumpage

[Anonymous No.]

Bump...

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>>10605305
Bosozoku defile their bikes and burn clutches in a flash. I wouldn't want to be in a gang that mistreats such majestic machinery like that. They're perfect as they are.

[Anonymous No.]

I rode on the street for the first time today. It was nice having the helmet hide my face and it helped me enjoy the warm weather and the ride, even if the top speed of the bike is 50mph.

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>>10622812
Are you that guy who keeps talking about his grandfathers bike?

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>>10622823
Yeah. Kind of wish I had something bigger after riding this, but for now it's fine.

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>>10622869
What are you riding? Welcome to the world and sensation of having a motorcycle.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll join if I can be in charge of safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622873
It's a 1965 Honda S90. Before this I only ever rode dirtbikes.

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>>10622926
Wow, that's an impressive piece of history you have there. How does it run?

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>>10622991
Somehow the engine seems to be running fine. It was sat in a garage for a while and the carb just needed to be cleaned. Brakes work fine, lights and switches work fine. I put a new battery in it but it's not getting any charge so there's something happening with the electical system but it's fine during the day when the battery is only used for the rear brake.