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10594767 No.10594767 [Reply] [Original]

any way to make fapping more interesting? I'm getting tired of it and it's becoming more of a routine than a fun time to feel good.

inb4 save up. I don't want to do that.

>> No.10594776

Pretend you're getting raped.

>> No.10594781

I'm sure there'll be some experts here with all sorts of weird shit involving edging and anuses, but what I like to do is basically tease myself. No touching for at least an hour after I start my session. Then I do very light stroking, particularly of the bottom and tip. No rubbing. Then I rub very slowly, as though I'm someone else teasing myself. I want me to go faster, but I won't. After that I just ease into it and it feels good man.

>> No.10594780

>>10594776
I want a serious answer

>> No.10594785

Pretend the cops are coming after you for looking at illicit images.

>> No.10594790

Alternate between inserting yourself into the girl and inserting yourself into the guy.
Pee while you masturbate.
Try masturbating to something you're usually disgusted by.

>> No.10594793

>>10594780
Pretend you are raping someone.

>> No.10594794

>>10594781
will consider that.

>> No.10594795

I stop right before I cum, then I go downstairs to the living room and hook up the stereo to play "free bird". Then I go to my tv and put in a tape with the new year ball dropping recorded on it.

Keep in mind, this is all done as I am still keeping a steady grip on my dick, as to not become limp.

I then get to a point in the video right as the countdown reaches a zero and pause it. I then sit down in a couch and wait for free bird to hit 4 minuets and 55 seconds, the start of the solo.

Then I furiously masturbate and climax during the solo, un-pausing the tape so it sounds like everyone is cheering for me.

>> No.10594801

>>10594790
what do you mean alternate?

>> No.10594806

At precisely 11:59 PM GMT, I press "play" on my sound system, a CD containing a masterful rendition of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" prepares to play at ear-shattering volumes. I strip the glove quickly before the CD begins, throwing it hastily out of sight. Should I fail to throw it far enough, I must stop the CD player before the pre-arranged five second silence is finished. That day, there will be no pleasure.

Should the glove be out of sight and out of mind, all is well. I sit back, and let the vibrations of sound finish the job. I stare at the only image that has yet fulfilled my criteria for arousal, and a glorious geyser of semen erupts from my penis, splattering every which way in the room. I sit in a half-conscious daze of joy for nearly half an hour before I prepare for the hour-long task of cleansing my computer room once again.

Even as I finish up, I hear the fading whispers in my delusional mind from the image which I stare at so deeply.

Now if you'll pardon me, I shall take my leave and indulge myself in delicious pudding confectionaries before it is time for self-pleasure.

>> No.10594816

try doing it in different places. like a women's changing room at the mall.

>> No.10594814

>>10594801
Go back and forth between imagine yourself as the girl and imagining yourself as the guy as you please. That's what I do. The important thing is to not just imagine what it must feel like to be that character, you have to imagine what everything looks like from their point of view, what everything must smell like, and what it is they're thinking. You need to to become them. Sometimes I'll be both of them at once.

>> No.10594819

>>10594806
>strip the glove
what?

>> No.10594824

>>10594814
that is a very good idea, will do that.

>> No.10594831

>>10594780
That was a serious answer you insensitive piece of shit.

>> No.10594833

I have switched my focus on seriously increasing my seminal output and duration though the use of dietary supplements. When I hear "cum lots" I take that as a challenge. Only 100% increase so far, though.

>> No.10594836

>>10594816
>implying I leave my house

>> No.10594837

>>10594767
Hook up with a /jp/er and wank for each other.

>> No.10594843

>>10594767
Inject yourself with the aphrodisiac that's used in eromanga and eroge which makes people go insane with lust.

>> No.10594844

Learn to edge. If you get good at it, you can ejaculate but not actually orgasm, so you'll be able to keep going only for longer.

>> No.10594848

>>10594837
3dpd

>> No.10594850

>>10594819
Silly me, I forgot the first half.

First, I do a cross-check between visual stimulation, byte size, appearance in greyscale and negative, and of course, the 4chan timestamp.

At which time, if these criteria prove to be sufficiently arousing, I save the picture. At 11:30 PM GMT each day, I load the most appropriate image within my folder, and prepare to fap.

However, the way I fap is not the same as the way most people fap. I habitually have a boner at this point in time already. At this point, if the temperature is not already a smooth 72 degrees Fahrenheit, I adjust the thermostat accordingly. I then replace my regular computer chair with my leather fap-chair. Sitting in this chair, naked as the say I burst forth into this world screaming from the forehead of Zeus, I prepare for action. By the time I am comfortable and set, it is 11:40 pm GMT.

Then, I proceed to stare at the appropriate image for five minutes, tensing my crotchular muscles. This moves my boner to the "raging" status. At this point, I proceed to don a single white glove and begin to stroke. This, I perform for the next fourteen minutes.

>> No.10594851

>>10594824
It can also feel good to imagine you're someone not being shown. Say, if there's brother-sister incest, imagine you're their mother or father peaking on them. Think of what kind of implications there are in this situation, and think about what the aftermath might be like. You can even come up with new lewd scenarios in your head that would come as a result. This is why I like doujinshi that's not based around any existing series the most.

>> No.10594857

>>10594843
that is real??? I need that. is that legal?

>> No.10594869

>>10594844
I tried to do that for a while but I lose my self control and just finish the job

>> No.10594871
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10594871

>>10594857
Would it be featured in eroge if it weren't real?

>> No.10594872

>>10594851
will be taken into consideration

>> No.10594873

1: Fap in/with women's underwear. If you live with a relative(particularly a sister), use theirs.
2: Dildo in the butt, spread eagle. Nii-san is raping you.
3: In a public area or in front of an open window.
4: No hands.
5: Upside down, aiming at your own face.
6: Blindfolded.

Roll a dice, Anonymous. Twice, if you're feeling really adventurous.

>> No.10594880

>>10594873
>4: No hands.

God bless you, Uncle Mugen.

>> No.10594882

>>10594873
rolled a 4. how do?

>> No.10594885

>>10594882
Use the Force.

>> No.10594889

NEETs doesn't masturbate.

>> No.10594890

>>10594885
if I could do that I wouldn't need to fap.

>> No.10594892

>>10594882

Hump something. A pillow or your bed for easy mode, a desk while pretending to be a girl for hard mode.

>> No.10594895

>>10594889
what does NEETs do?

>> No.10594899

>>10594892
a desk would splinter and my bed would give me like carpet burn

>> No.10594901

>>10594895
Your mom

>> No.10594902

>>10594882
You could do 3 and 4 together. Go to a public pool with a rabbit fur and submerge it underwater. Tie it to one of the ladders and

>> No.10594906

>>10594899

Whelp, sounds like you're going to have to suck your own dick.

>> No.10594912

>>10594906
I would if I could

>> No.10594918

>>10594873
But I usually fap without using my hands.

>> No.10594919

>>10594912

Sounds like excuses to me

>> No.10594920

>>10594912
You don't sound very motivated.

>> No.10594924

>>10594918
That's really bad for your health anon, you should stop.

http://healthystrokes.com/

>> No.10594925

>>10594920
I'm too fat to reach

>> No.10594927

I've been fapping 2-4 times a day for the past 8 years. I'm in the same boat as you but there's a few tips I can give you.

New material - Explore new fetishes, see if you can't find something new. Look for more than just something that makes your dick twitch, like something that gives you (although faint) a feeling like that first time you saw a pussy being reamed or a set of tits.

Toys - This has been my saving grace. I have an extensive collection of onaholes, fleshlights, medium and small sized masturbators, lots of stuff and it really helps keep things feeling fresh.

Drugs - Smoking pot makes masturbating a whole lot better, can't say anything about other drugs because I haven't tried them.

>> No.10594931

>>10594925

Then go buy a pillow
or a pile of clothes
or a stuffed animal

this shit isn't rocket science.

>> No.10594935

>>10594925
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R31sU4WPlXk

>> No.10594932

>>10594931
still fabric type stuff would hurt.............

>> No.10594939

>>10594932

You're going to have to learn to like the pain, pussy.

>> No.10594943

Get a girlfriend.

>> No.10594953

>>10594943
Terrible advice. The type of girl he'd be able to get would most likely be some 2/10 ugly unwashed fatass. Unless you get an actual pretty girl who takes care of herself it'd be a step down from masturbation.

>> No.10594958

>>10594953
Unless you get some hyper slut with the same interests as you it always seems like a step down

>> No.10594994

>>10594935
I hate people like that.

>> No.10595113

>>10594882
You could clench your member between your thighs and jack off with them.

Be wary though, it takes stamina to keep the momentum up, you may tire out before getting all the way.

>> No.10595137

>>10594882
>2013
>doesn't auto-fellatio
Do you even pleasure?

>> No.10595142

>>10595137
>able to auto-fellatio
literally jealous over here

>> No.10595146

Why not try to find a new fetish?

>> No.10595150

Use lotion

Press your magic prostate button

>> No.10595151

>>10595142
stretch your legs and torso every day and it will be possible, provided you are thin

>> No.10595153

>>10595142
I'm not all that flexible. I can imagine it being pleasurable, but with the amount of strain it takes for me to be able to reach my cock the pleasure doesn't arrive. One day anon..

>> No.10595160

>>10595153
Like this guy said >>10595151
But it will take years, better off just buying an onahole.

>> No.10595163

Fap to me, OP. Works every time guaranteed.

>> No.10595165

Hump a pillow?
I've bee doing that since I hit puberty. I tried fapping a few times out of curiosity, I cannot do it, I'm too spoiled by the feeling of being surrounded by comfy pillows.

>> No.10595172

>>10595160
It won't take years, months at most.

>> No.10595173

>>10595165
That's bad for your penis anon. Well done on ruining your (potential) sex life.

That's almost as bad as getting circumcised

>> No.10595174

>>10595163
It's true, I have tried it.

>> No.10595180

>>10595173
Oh? How so? I don't go raw, I use a sock and lotion.
And I am circumcised. Not my choice but I'm not really bothered by it.

>> No.10595182

>>10594927
don't masturbate on ecstasy because nothing else will feel as good, well except for sex maybe.

>> No.10595183

>>10595173
What does it do? I've done that my whole life as well.

>> No.10595200

Someone please tell me why is this otaku culture.

>> No.10595209

>>10595183
I have too

>> No.10596628

>>10594873
I tried upside down aiming at face before a few times, it doesn't feel too good on my cock though but I do get a nice face full of cum. I also like to pretend I'm stroking someone else and it's like doubl the pleasure. I have a vibrator and when I use that when stroking myself I cum lots, when I get close to cumming I turn the vibration setting to max and go real deep and really does it for me.

>>10594850
"don a single white glove and begin to stroke." I actually do have a glove fetish, fapping with long satin gloves pretending someone in a cute outfit is stroking me feels so good. And of course I also like to pretend I'm cross dressing for someone else giving them a handjob in them.

>> No.10596644

I just realised that I have considerably stranger masturbatory habits than /jp/. I'm a little disappointed in you guys.

>> No.10596648

>>10596644
What do you do then?

>> No.10596651

>>10596648
throwing his feces on the wall

>> No.10596660

>>10596648
I put an elastic band over my balls (feels good, gives a nice sensation of pressure and the rubber rubs pleasurably) and also kind of sit with the corner of my heater between my legs so it stimulates my prostate somehow.
Sometimes I put a smooth plastic pen in my urethra and masturbate to the point of climax while holding it in with the other hand (they slide out otherwise).
Also I sometimes use banana skins as a makeshift onahole.

>> No.10596665

>>10594767
Get a new fetish.
Have you considered guro, or maybe urethral sounding?

>> No.10596666

>>10596660
the fuc....

>> No.10596667

>>10594781
>edging
>weird

you poor soul. Quoting your 13 year old christian mindset.

>> No.10596670

>>10596660
>smooth plastic pen
What kind of you use? I sometimes use a lubed up, thin rolled toilet paper, but it doesn't go very deep.

>> No.10596669

install gentoo
...unless you already have

>> No.10596671

>>10596651
Then he puts a white blanket over himself and pretends he's a masturbation ghost and starts to rub his ghostly penis against the shit on the wall furiously, making as much noise as possible as well as turning on music that gets fast and faster as he goes on (this has been synced to when he usually cums.) and when he cums he just leaves it there on the wall for when he wishes to do it again.

>> No.10596678

>>10596666
I said they were weird, d00d.

>>10596670
It's thin with a tapered end, and the hole at the very end isn't 'sharp' on the inside (important because they can cause irritation). I have about 20 of them that I stole from a hotel when I was younger.
I just use olive oil, which causes a little more irritation than (I assume) real lube would but isn't too bad.

>> No.10596680

>>10596670
Insert cooked noodles or spaghetti (no joke) feels smooth inside your urethra man.

>> No.10596681

>>10596670

Also, how the hell does toilet paper work?

>> No.10596684

>>10596681
It's pretty stiff when oiled up and I only push it about an inch in because I don't have sterile equipment.

>> No.10596690

>>10596678
I still wasn't prepared for it :S
Doesn't that hurt you much with the pen?

>> No.10596693

>>10596690
A bit as it goes in. It is a very thin pen, originally I actually started with the internal ink part of other pens, sometimes I still use them.
Also sometimes it stings when I pee afterwards (I always pee directly afterwards), just from the irritation I suppose. I haven't ever had an infection and I run the pen/pen ink thing under hot water first.

>> No.10596700

>>10596690
If you dont have a pen you can light some candles and make a long thin rod of the wax and use that.

>> No.10596703

>>10596700
Not after reading that pasta.

>> No.10596701

>>10596693
Did you wash out the ink? Have you ever had it get stuck?

>> No.10596712

>>10596700
Wouldn't that be liable to snap off?

>>10596701
The ink parts are from empty pens, I insert the back end first. The tapered pens are just the outside casing of the pens without the internals.
I have never got it stuck. In fact, if you push it all the way in while you have a boner and let go you can force it out with your penis alone, almost automatically. I always make sure to leave 3cm or so sticking out though

>> No.10596727

>>10596712
So the penis does not "suck" on it? I had that impression. Maybe I will try it myself.

>> No.10596722
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10596722

>>10594767
Dragon dildo.

>> No.10596734

>>10596727
It pushes out. Start with a thin rod and lubricate it with something sterile. There will probably be a little irritation afterwards, but nothing awful if you are gentle.

>> No.10596736

Enjoy losing your penis you dumb faggot. Putting things in your urethra that arent special made for the purpose is a terrible goddamn idea.

>> No.10596741

>>10596736
I have been doing it for a couple of years now with no trouble. It's my dick and I live on the edge, nerd.

>> No.10596745

>>10596741
Doesn't make it any less of a shitty idea if some shithead does it. I've been huffing paint for a few years now with no trouble.

>> No.10596748

>>10596734
I have a long, thin paintbrush but I think I'd rather use something plastic.

>> No.10596754

>>10596745
Why are you here?

>>10596748
I think thermometers would be perfect if they weren't made of glass and didn't contain mercury (or these days, mercury substitute).

>> No.10596761

>>10596754
You are fucking retarded. I do plenty of stupid shit for pleasure but nothing that could permanently damage my body like shoving pens in my fucking urethra. You are so dense its amazing.

>> No.10596771

>>10596754
I also have a sewing machine tool that's a palm-length 1mm thick rod with a crossbar at the end, but I'm worried it might be too thin and possibly cut something.

>> No.10596779

>>10596771
>1mm
Much too sharp. Don't use it.

>>10596761
Okay, advice noted. Could you please stop now?

>> No.10596781

>>10596771
Sounds fine. Give it a shot.

>> No.10596783

>>10596781
1mm is so thin that no matter how tapered it is, it is very probably too sharp.

>> No.10596786

>>10596783
*tapered and/or rounded

>> No.10596793

>>10596771
That should work. I use something similar. (a stick used for knitting)

>> No.10596791

>>10596783
I measured the pen ink tube and it is 5.5mm.

>> No.10596800

lmao this board is weird as fuck

>> No.10596805

>>10596791
I take it that you mean the whole back of the pen? I measured a cheap bic pen and the whole casing is 7mm. What I would call the ink tube is maybe 2-3 mm.

>> No.10596809

>>10596805
It's a Pilot G-2 gel pen, a different one to the hotel pens. I mean the ink tube.
I just can't imagine a 1mm rod not being sharp. You really don't want it to be sharp.

>> No.10596819

>>10595137
Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

>> No.10596823

>>10596809
>Pilot G-2 gel pen
Well that explains it. I've thought about buying a real sound, but they're pretty expensive. I would imagine that the lacquered paintbrushes aren't a good idea.

>> No.10596825

>>10596823
Wooden handles? Probably not the best idea.

>> No.10596857

>>10596800
Yes, we are epic freaks.

>> No.10596867

>>10594767
>inb4 save up. I don't want to do that.

Then expect it to keep getting less interesting.

>> No.10596887

sometimes when i masturbate I used my free hand to lightly push against my asshole. Using just a finger or two I simulate a penis pressing into my ass but not penetrating, I just put pressure on it to tease myself.

>> No.10596890

>>10596887
Fag

>> No.10596891

I'm really considering buying some cute clothes to fap in to get the full fetishy experience but I don't have much money to indulge on this kind of thing too much.

>> No.10596897

>>10596887
You should finger yourself it feels really good (just makes sure those nails are trimmed, don't wanna scratch yourself), just buy some good lube and you'll be heaven if you penetrate yourself like that and you will cum a lot.

>> No.10596898

Smoke weed and try to find some character that you really hate, but is fuckable (preferable if it has porn) and try to fap to it. Sort of hatefap.

>> No.10596900

Should I go to the shop? They sell a drink I like but the last three times I went it was out of stock, and the third time they had actually used up the bit where those drinks usually go (to fit more Coca-Cola there or something).

However, now it's Monday. I'm thinking maybe they restocked. Do shops restock on a Monday? I guess they all restock on different days otherwise wholesalers would be super busy one day of the week and have nothing to do for the other 5/6 days, but it makes sense that Monday is the most likely.

Should I go to the shop?

>> No.10596901

>>10596898
Damn it, i meant
>or
You can do these things at same time, though.

>> No.10596913
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10596913

>>10596900
Please respond.

>> No.10596924

You guys can use my dick to masturbate if you want.

>> No.10596930

>>10596924
Pics?

>> No.10596932

>>10594780

No really. tie your hands behind your back, shove something uncomfortable up your butt, lay face down on your bed semi-smothering yourself, play border of extacy at full blast or something while grinding your dick into the mattress, its just like getting raped!

>> No.10596943

Earlier when I was fapping, this thread was hot as fuck.
Now that I am done, it is disgusting.
I wish I was too old to get aroused so easily.

>> No.10596957

>>10594924
Well... shit.
Have been doing it prone for years. Guess this explains why non-prone hardly ever works out for me.
Back to the basics I guess...

>> No.10596991
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10596991

I just got done using this. Felt so good, was able to go so deep with it this time because I'm getting better at using it. Slides in and out very easily with a lot of lube. I felt like a girl with beautiful orgasm I just had.

>> No.10597007

>>10596932
I wish to add to that post!

If you feel safe about it, let out a moan when you feel a surge of pleasure. It will feel embarrassing, but also arousing.

>> No.10597025

>>10596991
#slaythegay

>> No.10597029
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10597029

Start up a collection of loli doujinshi by artist. Download everything each artist has on exhentai, and make it your mission to fap to them all.

If you don't like an artist don't worry, just drop them don't try to force yourself through their crap.


>>10594795

Pic related nice story.

>>10594935

If their dick seriously fits in a toilet paper roll I feel bad for them.

>> No.10597065

>>10597007
Yes moaning is also good to do and it makes it feel even better, just another way to release yourself when having fun no matter how you're doing it. I just make sure no one is around when I do things like that though.

>> No.10597086

raise your legs. if you are fapping in front of your pc, put your legs on your desk.

the venous blood returns towards your heart via the genital area and will make ejaculation more pleasurable because there is more increased blood flow.

simultaneous anal/prostate stimulation too.

>> No.10597099

How is this otaku culture

>> No.10597124

>>10597086
I like to lay down on my bed and fap because it feels much better. I can never do any anal stimulation completely flat on my back anyways. Always legs and lower body up a bit but not so much where it's uncomfortable.

>> No.10597140

Start masturbating to scat.

You will get so addicted to it that you will slowly develop tendonitis in both of your arms.

I used to like a lot of different fetishes(I still do)but they arent enough to get me off anymore. Slowly I started to fap to scat then the next thing I knew that's all I ever fap to now.

I figured if I masturbate to it enough it would get boring and I could finally move on to another fetish. It's been three years now an I am still not tired of it.

>> No.10597147

>>10597140
That's disgusting dude.

>> No.10597173

>>10597099
I am a fapping otaku.

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10597471

>>10597099
>>10595200
"how is this otaku culture" culture

But seriously how is this thread otaku culture

>> No.10597546

>>10597471
Yeah man, like seriously

>> No.10597717

>>10597471
it's because /jp/ isn't just otaku culture. It's anything the user base is interested in.

>> No.10600101

>>10596867
op here from next day, fuck you, there are good ideas in this thread

>> No.10600132

OP here, I'm surprised this thread hasn't 404'd yet.

>> No.10600148

I started lifting (not a lot, but still) and somehow stopped caring about masterbating.

>> No.10600167

FONDLE THE BALLS

>> No.10600168

>>10594851
Oh my god, I thought I was the only one who did that shit.

I like to imagine I'm getting NTR'd in some way.

Or like in a Brother/Sister or Son/Mother doujin/pic, I'm the son or brother getting left out.

I'm a sorry masochist, I know

>> No.10600340

>>10596957
i masturbated prone for over a decade. its how i discovered it and i didnt even consider doing it another way for years.

i dont have the luxury of doing it prone anymore too often so i use my hands. other than getting over the initial fear of getting semen all over around me and being able to aim it on my chest and crotch, ive had no issues. i still sonetimes do it prone if i dont feel like working for it but its not very often.

>> No.10600379

>>10600132
Masturbation techniques seems to have it's own board on 2channel, for some odd reason.

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