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10594310 No.10594310[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How's becoming the little girl coming along, /jp/?

>> No.10594312

Kill yourself freak

>> No.10594313

That skirt is way too short. Why would you want to become a girl only to be a slut?

>> No.10594313,1 [INTERNAL] 

bullies pls go

>> No.10594318

>>10594313
All girls are sluts? I guess that's the thought process.

>> No.10594319 [DELETED] 

Hello .!!!!! i am a girl and i think your very hot and sexy when wearing womens clothing!

>> No.10594320

>>10594310
Wow dude thats awful

>> No.10594322

>>10594310
gay

>> No.10594323

ugly legs

>> No.10594325

>>10594310
Your legs look bent in a weird way and that hairstyle doesn't suit your face (you need more volume on the sides). But that dress is really cute!

>> No.10594336

>>10594310
Consider getting tigh-highs. They'd really match that dress perfectly, the ZR would look delicious and it would hide whatever's going on with your legs.

>> No.10594340

Kill yourself you disgusting degenerate.

>> No.10594343

i'd recommend a corset

>> No.10594347

>>10594343
No way, his torso looks okay. The issue is with the legs ans the face.

>> No.10594349

>>10594320
>>10594322
>>10594323
>>10594325
I think he look's cute, I'd definatly let him suck my cock. Besides, Rickets and being bow-legged are very truNEET conditions.

>> No.10594356

I gave up.

No regrets.

>> No.10594365

>>10594310
please make videos and upload in xtube

>> No.10594366

>>10594347
he has absolutely no hips

if you cover the legs and face it's not like he couldn't pass for a thick-bodied woman, but since he hasn't got any of that other stuff going for him, he needs everything he can get

>> No.10594369

I like the gap but the knees ruin it for me

>> No.10594371

>>>/soc/

attention whores of any kind go there

>> No.10594372

Kill yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7eeRCdX9k

>> No.10594373

>>10594349
His face is too long for that haircut, he'd look ridiculous. He needs more volume to make his face look rounder. As for the legs, those issues aren't exactly standard for truNEETs.

>>10594366
That depends entirely on his body condition. If he really has that bow-leggedness and wasn't somehow posing then chances are his lifestyle led him into having a pudgy belly that hides his hips. A little exercise fixes that, and it's not like you need to leave the house for something that simple. But yeah I guess if he's not up for that a corset would do it.

t. expert hikki beautician while the rest of /jp/ did their reps I studied aesthetics.

>> No.10594375

>>10594372
is there a short version who don't want to sit through forty minutes of whatever

can you sum it up in a few bullet points

>> No.10594377
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>>10594366
You don't like flat shaped women?

>> No.10594381

>>10594375

you should at least watch 2 minutes (if you can) because its funny as hell.

>> No.10594382

He should wear a poofier skirt and tie it at the hips to create an illusion since he has a very straight body.

>> No.10594383
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>>10594310
You're literally a gay man. You're pathetic to dress like that. All of /jp/ is pathetic to be in love with your gay touhou ass too.

>> No.10594388

ｗｗｗ ｇｒｏｓｓ ｃｒｏｓｓｄｒｅｓｓ

ｂｅ ａ ｍａｎ ｎｅｘｔ ｔｉｍｅ

>> No.10594385

>>10594377
i love flat girls as long as they're waifish

OP clearly doesn't qualify

>> No.10594392

>>10594375

*it sings
*it talks about her life growing up
*late night telephone sex hotline music

>> No.10594393

I just took a picture of my thighs to ask whether or not I should shave them but it ended up looking like some kind of monster.

Should I shave my legs? How are you supposed to do it?

>> No.10594395

>>10594381
It started singing... HAHAHA

>> No.10594397

>>10594393
Get a razor and go to town.

If you're worried you might not do it right, there are a thousand guides on how to do it online, aimed at both girls and traps.

>> No.10594401

It looks good, I like your outfit.

>> No.10594404

>>10594393
I thought they were shaved. You seem to be bending them inwards and the bones stick out and it looks weird.

>>10594392
>*it talks about it's life growing up

fixed

>> No.10594409

>>10594393
I use nair... much easier

>> No.10594410

>>10594404

thanks

>> No.10594416
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10594416

Just a reminder...

Don't feed it, it might become the shit kind of tripfag in the future.

No offense OP but you are 3D and this board isn't for attention whoring try /cgl/ or something.

>> No.10594423

>>10594416
traps in /jp/ predate the existence of your shitty image by a lot

>> No.10594425

>>10594416
Didn't someone make an image about old /jp/ shooting and murdering neo /jp/, like it was the jap zipper heads killing the chink chinese.

>> No.10594429

>>10594423
He's still right, though. Too much sympathy and we'll get an monster on our hands.

>> No.10594430

>>10594372
Why do these people ever decide to work out and get strong enough to defend themselves?

Why do they just cower in the corner? They have no motivation. They just want to be treated nice and not prove why, just because they feel like they are a "human" and should be treated well purely off that.

Prove yourself you lazy blob!

>> No.10594435

>>10594397
Are there any downsides to having shaved legs?

>>10594404
I'm not OP.

>>10594409
Isn't that for bald people?

>> No.10594437

>>10594435
Nair is for hairy women.

>> No.10594441

Some girl I work with said I'd make a ugly girl because my face is far to ungirly. Their goes my hopes of becoming a trap.

>> No.10594444

>>10594435
some people have problems with ingrown hairs

>>10594429
we'll burn that bridge when we get to it

>> No.10594449

>>10594425
I don't know but that sounds pretty accurate. Damn chinks.

>> No.10594451

I plan on buying some lolita gear in the near future.

>> No.10594456

Kill yourself.

>> No.10594457

>>>/cgl/

>> No.10594465
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10594465

http://twitpic.com/ayzm7e

>> No.10594468

>>10594310
It's impossible with today's technology.

>> No.10594471

>>10594465
got us good

was she an mtf? or normal?

>> No.10594475

>>10594465
So is that a man or a woman?

>> No.10594478

>>10594465
Please don't try to ruin this thread.

We are discussing girls.

>> No.10594479

>>10594468
My dream is to become a loli android and also a witch.

>> No.10594491

>>10594430

Showing sympathy for a monster? Shame on you.

>> No.10594489

>>10594383
Hey, I thought he looked like that chick from Gyakuten Saiban too.

>> No.10594493

>>10594465
Don't bully me like that OP. I have to admit that I feel for it I don't want to see /soc/ taking over /jp/ and making this place a cancerous circlejerk of some sort.

>> No.10594497

No because I lack the motivation to keep myself in shape and eat a proper diet. Not to mention I would never have the ability to go to a psychiatrist and get a prescription for HRT. Then even if I did go that far, I'm self-conscious enough to know that without myspace angles I'd look like a skinny guy in women's clothing and makeup, something a lot of mtf seem to not be aware of.

>> No.10594501

>>10594457
Seconding this not to be derogatory but because they will actually give you very good advice on how to dress kawaii, if you admit you don't know what you're doing they'll probably not be happy to help.

>> No.10594507

>>10594501
>they probably will be happy to help
gomen

>> No.10594508

/jp/:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwOKN-saKJA

>> No.10594508,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10594465
holy shit owned

>> No.10594516

>>10594491
I was talking about the trans-thing.

Trans people shouldn't wine about their petty issues.

>> No.10594541

>>10594416
That guy is a proof that NEETs lift in their homes if they feel like it just to kill some time.

>> No.10594558

I was going to call you guys fags but I'm not sure what to call you. Squeamish pussies I guess?

I would love to fug that girl in the OP, even if she hypothetically did have a dick.

>> No.10594587

>>10594465
>By and large the most successful Western visual novel developer is Christine Love, a blatantly homosexual young woman.

I thought homosexuals didn't like being defined by their sexuality or whatever?

>> No.10594587,1 [INTERNAL] 

so much newfags lel

>> No.10594594
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>> No.10594593

>>10594416
That image on the left is a lot gayer than the one on the right

>> No.10594597

>>10594587
people always say that but they really do.

>> No.10594599

>>10594587

Ones that aren't desperate for attention, and ones that want to make arguments about sexuality at any opportunity (IE: Yeah I'm gay, do you have a problem with that?) aren't going to let it define them.

>> No.10594604

>>10594594
Me on the left.

>> No.10594603

I don't see how anyone could become trans after the age of about 9 or 10. Its a real shame that by the time you're old enough to be allowed to make the decision that you want to be a girl, testosterone has already finished the job for the most part. But people still try to take hormones and get laser removal and slap on makeup and end up becoming twisted abominations that are both unpleasant to look at and to talk to. Of course with the help of surgery you can get some decent results and theres always the extremely rare occasion where you've already got feminine features to work with but the vast majority of transgendered people who make the decision past 18 or so are just awful and should kill themselves immediately.

Just imagine if you could make the decision when you were really young and like some places in the world, actually get a doctor to see you through the transformation. You could have decided back when you were a growing boy and started hormone injections and various other treatments then, by the time you reached 16 you'd be a perfect girl.

I want to be a girl myself but it's too late and I know that. I'd rather take my chances in my next life (if that even exists)

>> No.10594605

>>10594587
They only care about causing a scene. If someone labels them they'll go nuts, but the moment they achieve something they'll make sure you know what label they've got on their ass.

>> No.10594609

>>10594594
/fit/ pls go

>> No.10594612

>>10594593
Both are faggots but the difference is that one is playing Touhou without intentions of attention whoring, he respects other's views and he is shirtless just because he is comfortable that way. He respects me and I respect him thats how it works.

>> No.10594616

Why does a thread discussing Touhou game dialog get deleted yet one dedicated to some attention whore stay?

>> No.10594615

>>10594603
Just stay alive for another 30-40 years and it will be possible. The problem is you will be 50-70 years old by then but at least there will be simulated reality.

>> No.10594626
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10594626

I hate freaks.
Why can't you just be gay like normal people? Why do you need to mutilate and fuck up your body?

>> No.10594621

>>10594616
Because...

NEO /jp/. Its sad I know.

>> No.10594637

>>10594626
Don't get me wrong I would to it if that made me 2D as well but the thing is that the human body will never be as moe as anime because of the dimensions and fugly anatomy we have.

>> No.10594638

>>10594626
Transexuality has no relation to Homosexuality.

>> No.10594641

>>10594616

The janitor supports gay rights.

I just want to you to remember this is a christian site,janitor-san. God does not like gays but you are more than welcome to resign/fill in for the gay board.

>> No.10594642

>>10594616
Even my loli thread was deleted. Down with the system!

>> No.10594642,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10594641

I pissed him off :DDDD

>> No.10594642,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10594642,1
GJ

>> No.10594642,3 [INTERNAL] 

I wonder how much quicker this thread would have been deleted if I hadn't flipped the image.

>> No.10594642,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10594594
Is that Frank Yang?

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