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10593730 No.10593730 [Reply] [Original]

Hop hop hop

>> No.10593734

kowai!

>> No.10594237

I would hop her, if you know what i mean

>> No.10594268

>>10594237

No. Please explain.

>> No.10594284

>>10594268
He means he would add humulus lupulus flowers to her so she has a more bitter taste when brewed.

>> No.10594296

>>10594284
This thread is shit but I wanted to tell you your reply made me smile.

>> No.10594302
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so this is the latest tyrant created by umbrella

>> No.10594330

>>10594302
get out

>> No.10599730
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>> No.10599772
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Could you impregnate Yoshika?

>> No.10599782

>>10599772
nah man, she is rotten inside

>> No.10599798

why is Yoshika's butt so big?

>> No.10599807

>>10599798
dead bodies swell up with gas

>> No.10599813

>>10599807
In that case I want to smell her rotten fart.

>> No.10599836

>>10599813
Yoshika is a corpse, preserved. She probbaly smells of vinegar, formaldehyde and assorted embalming fluids.

>> No.10599858

>>10599836
If she's a corpse, how come Orin hasn't eaten her?

>> No.10599874

yoshika is not rotten you dumb faggots

>> No.10599876
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10599876

Get off my lawn! Deploy the Tall-nuts!

>> No.10599937

>>10599876
too bad there aren't any tall-nuts on her lane. your brains gonna get eaten

>> No.10599996

>>10599937
Can't I just feed her other stuff and she'll go away?

>> No.10600013

>>10599996
i'll feed her my cock, and semen for dessert

>> No.10600017

>>10599874
Imagine being this secondary.

>> No.10600028

OP's image got my dick hard. Pls post more lewds pls I want to cum to Yoshika-chan pls

>> No.10600032
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>>10600013
I was thinking more like some real food.
Brains are gross. Surely she'd like something better, right?

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>>10593730
You forgot your hat.

>> No.10600051

How is she sweating?

>> No.10600059

>>10600051
It's not sweat. Lewd juices are oozing out of her body.

>> No.10600067
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>>10600059
What kind of lewd juices? She's dead, hey body isn't producing fluid anymore, right?

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>>10600067
Seiga had an idea and totally filled her with aphrodisiac, to see if it would effect her.
It is. Please help.

>> No.10600108

>>10600032
Brains aren't gross when prepared properly. It's like raw chicken being gross but absolutely delicious when cooked well. I've had pig brains in broth, it was smooth and silky, almost creamy but kind of bland. Feels like some sort of creamer for the soup. Gordon Ramsay also prepared some pan-seared sheep's brain in one of his shows, and it looked great.

>> No.10600120

>>10600032
I guess Yoshika is intelligent enough to reason with. I'll prepare her some instant noodles because I can't cook. Then I'll make her suck my cock and drink my semen anyways.

>> No.10600127
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chinese youkais>*

>> No.10600271
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Boing boing boing

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>>10600289
10/10 would fap again

>> No.10600319

>>10600290
I love these kinds of breasts, cute puffy areolæ, but the actual nipples themselves being inverted.

A true marvel.

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would you suck it?

>> No.10600334

>>10600331
That is no Zombie.

>> No.10600338

>>10600334
I'd still call it a stiff.

>> No.10600376

>>10600338
Underrated post.

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/jp/ pls...

Don't sexualize Yoshika

>> No.10601596

>>10599937
she will eat the sunflowers before the brains

>> No.10601598

>>10599807
I'd like to see a crossover between Touhou and Gyo.

>> No.10601630

>>10600289
>No pubic hair

>> No.10601691
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No one will ever love you like your very own cute zombie girl

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>> No.10601733

>>10601691
The dead don't sweat.

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>> No.10602348

>>10601733
she sweats embalming fluid

>> No.10603030
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Lewd.

>> No.10603297

>>10599858
Orin is a Kasha, not a bakeneko. Kasha's eat spirits. Chen would be the one who would eat Yoshika.

>> No.10603986
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Yoshika BJs are to die for.

>> No.10604062
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Round...

>> No.10604077

She wants it BAD.

>> No.10604079
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>> No.10604180
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She's saying "So hot..."
This, combined with a zombie's lack of sweat and her sexy atire, leads me to think Seiga has completely filled her body with aphrodisiac. She's so full of the stuff it's seeping out.
Her body's so hot, anon. She's so turned on that if she was alive, she wouldn't be able to breathe and her heart would stop. Please help her.

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>>10604180
Oh... my...

>> No.10604278
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The question remains: Would you close Yoshika's shirt like a gentleman, or would you grab a handful?

>> No.10604281

>>10604278
grab a handful like a gentleman. She's asking for it!

>> No.10604282

>>10604278
I would close it while "accidentally" copping a feel

>> No.10604284

>>10604278
The former. I'm nice.

Unless >>10604180's scenario is going on. Then...less nice.

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>>10604278

Oh my God I would grab and suck on them like there's no tomorrow.

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>>10608248
Nooo!

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>>10608259

YES!!!!!

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>>10608289
NO!
No means no, anon. Don't molest zombies!

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>>10608307

Zombies are undead and thus lost their human rights, dear God I seem to have suffered rigor mortis in my lower pelvic region...

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>>10608345
A dead human is still a human. And even if she isn't, you still shouldn't abuse her.

>> No.10608423

>>10604180
If she's got it so bad that she'd die, wouldn't actual stimulation and sex do something worse?

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>>10608405

Not gonna abuse her, just gonna have fun with her and her lady parts. Gonna make her feel alive again lol.

>> No.10608442
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>>10608428
No means no.

>> No.10608511

>>10608428
what kind of fucking seal is performed with a tag that says nakadashi?

>> No.10608531
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>>10608511
Yoshika's ofuda is expressive.

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ahhh scary

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>>10608442
but zombies like it when you do lewd things to them

>> No.10612615
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Oh my God I fapped so much to the uncensored version of this pic. This artist knows how to draw wet juicy pussies. Last night I fapped 3 times to this pic of Yoshika.

>> No.10612699
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Dem zombie tits.

>> No.10612720

>>10612615
Could you please post it?

>> No.10612869
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>>10612720
>Could you please post it?

And get banned? lol Naaaawww..

Just go to danbooru, type "hakika" and it's on the top row 2nd from the left.

Also on that same page has a very nice pic of Satori spreading her sticky wet pussy in the last row 2nd from the left... but this is about Yoshika even though I also fapped quite a bit to that aforementioned Satori pic cause I'm a dirty horny perverted motherfucker. My lewdness knows no bounds!

>> No.10612876

>>10612869
>Also on that same page has a very nice pic of Satori spreading her sticky wet pussy in the last row FIRST PIC ON THE LEFT SIDE.

Correction. All the blood flowed from my brain to my tallywhacker.

>> No.10612920

>>10612869
>Just go to danbooru, type "hakika" and it's on the top row 2nd from the left.

>>10612876
>>Also on that same page has a very nice pic of Satori spreading her sticky wet pussy in the last row FIRST PIC ON THE LEFT SIDE.

ON PAGE 4...

Dear God my erection REALLY drained all the blood from my brain...
>>Also on that same page has a very nice pic of Satori spreading her sticky wet pussy in the last row FIRST PIC ON THE LEFT SIDE.

>> No.10612948

That's one of the most disgusting drawn vaginas I've ever seen.

>> No.10612983
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>>10612948

Oh well to each their own. I had called a few minutes ago to the Yoshika pussy pic and looking at it again made me hard as fuck again.

>> No.10612993

>>10612983
>called a few minutes ago...

Fapped a few minutes ago... Again massive boner, blood loss from brain...

>> No.10613005

>>10612983
My favorite is probably the earlier art of kogasa shoving the umbrella tounge up her cunt of and the orin ones are cute

>> No.10613008

>>10612948
This. Very sickening.

>> No.10613033

>>10613005

I wish I was the umbrella. Lol

>> No.10613192

Cool now where are the vampires

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>>10593730
"Wanna play?"

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Her hat has staaars.

>> No.10616745

>>10599937

It's alright, I got a lawnmower :3

>> No.10616803

>>10616745
Your gimmick has already gotten boring.

>> No.10616815

>>10616803

Actually this was my first post in the thread, so you got the wrong faggot. But I thought it was a pretty funny running gag so I added to it.

>> No.10616822

You guys aren't enticed by big fatty breasts, are you?

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>>10616822
Well, yes.

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Yoshika pushes the whole fantasy thing too far. Oh, that umbrella came to life after a hundred years and now it's Kogasa. Oh, some statue was beloved for years and it became an Enma. But Yoshika is just a corpse. She's dead and rotting. What the fuck, guys.

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>>10616882
She's dead, but still has some consciousness. She's well preserved, so she's not rotting and gross.
No problem.

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>>10616882
She's a Jiang-shi, only her brain rotted a bit, so she's a bit slow on the uptake sometimes. Other than that she's perfectly preserved, and in my eyes, just perfect.

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Yoshika is my favorite 2hu because dead girls don't say "no".

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>>10616906
Yoshika talks and stuff. She can say no.

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>>10616906
She's entirely capable of saying 'no'. It's demeaning of you to say otherwise.

>> No.10616943

-please do not have sex/lewd post about the zombies-

-Management-

>> No.10616998

>>10612699

As nice as those huge undead udders are, the skindentation is even nicer.

>> No.10617004
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Why is Seiga always portrayed as such a lewd, immoral woman?

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>>10617004
She's outgoing, cheerful, and friendly.

For being a wicked hermit she hasn't demonstrated many wicked things.

>> No.10617084

Didn't she just up and leave on her husband leaving him heartbroken or something?

>> No.10617157

>>10617084
Yeah. She also faked her death and abandoned her family to pursue immortality or something.

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>>10617004
Just look at her loss portrait, especially in comparison to the others.
Lewd to the max.

>> No.10617221

>>10612869
Thank you, fapping to it right now.

>> No.10617382

>>10617193
Why did I never notice the stupid fucking teardrops

>> No.10617437

>>10617382
fuck you

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>>10617221

No problem!

>> No.10627317
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Delicious zombie titties, I'll warm them up with my mouth.

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When you remove Yoshika's ofuda, she recites the poetry she wrote in life. Curious. How much of her former consciousness is left in there?

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>>10627331

Dunno but she'll be slow as shit since parts of her brain rotted away.

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>>10627372
Literally slow or stupid?

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>>10627379

Stupid

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>>10604278
So you are the one behind all those threads, uh.

>>10612615
Eww no, that artist draws scary abominations with brownish meat curtains.

>>10627317
>warming up her cold and dead womb with your hot seed.

The obscenity is off the charts.

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>>10627415
Oh.
I like the former better. Like she's got all her former self there, she just can't really use it.

If Yoshika's ofuda fell off, and when you moved to put it back on she said "Dooooonnn't..." what would you do?

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>>10627447
>So you are the one behind all those threads, uh.
No, that's me. I think.
I am so happy other people like that question I thought up enough to use it.

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>>10627452

I dunno, will she attempt to attack me if I don't put it back on?

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>>10632403
Naw. She probably wouldn't move much. Hard enough to talk under her own power.

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