/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

dear mum,

you ent gonna believe wot appened. was postin shite on jp when some loony wearin a binbag knocks at me door sellin raffle tickets or summit.
musta spent bout five minutes tellin im to get lost.
so's i went back to post more shite but werent me bleedin internet after goin out.

spended bout an hour twiddlin me thumbs waitin for it to come back. longest hour a me life.

mind yourself now mum, you wouldnt know whos goin round.

love,
shite poster

[Anonymous No.]

shinji's mom is dead though

[Anonymous No.]

dear son,

thats rite bad craic. a had some blokes come to the door the other day and tha all just started talkin gobshite about god nd that.

i hope you doin well. dinnit let that janny get you down. there'll be a cuppa waitin for u when you get back or maybe even a pint of shandy now that yer a big lad.

our alfie misses you.

love,
mum (mrs. shite poster)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10592850
shhhh you are not supposed to tell him

[Anonymous No.]

All I do is shitpost all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10592850
not really

she's literally the soul of unit 01