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>tfw when you make a good shitpost
>funny joke, original image, the works
>deleted in minutes, 5~ replies
>take solace in the knowledge that even if they didn't post other shitposters were probably 'mirin in silence

>make another shitpost
>shit quality, barely on topic, borderline blogpost
>only saving grace from jannys stick is that its slathered in toho shit
>been up for days, 150+ posts
>full of autists

Anybody know these feels?

>> No.10592062
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10592062

yeah

>> No.10592064

janitor is responsible for making jp a trashcan. whats new.

>> No.10592082
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10592082

just come up with your original shitpost and use a 2hu image

ez as PIE

>> No.10592090

>>10592082
i like to take a really random image from some other board and try to make up a shitpost for it.. its fun challenge, you should try it

>> No.10592102

>>10592082
Janitor caught onto that tactic months ago.

Better idea is to post an "on-topic" thread, then reply to yourself with the real topic.

e.g.
>Sanae riding a bike!
>Hey guys, what bike should I get for my birthday?

>ITT we discuss Ar tonelico.
>Speaking of GUST, has anyone played Atelier Meruru Plus?

>Is anyone else interested in the history of otaku?
>Sure, I think a turning point was Neon Genesis Evangelion. What did you guys think of that show?

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>>10592090
i've done that several times and it generally gets deleted within 5 minutes and i get a 3 day ban for it

the art of shitposting is to blend it in with the board culture while being shitty...i'm currently writing a book on it

>> No.10592118

>>10592090
>>10592110
Sometimes I have pictures of a cat or something on my hard drive for days, and I never know how to post it. Eventually I often give up and just post it in any thread.

The times when you think of a witty use for it though, those make it worthwhile.

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>>10592102
>Meruru

Cue SZS discussion.

Like that?

>> No.10592133

>>10592126
Exactly!

I've done it better, like with topics that are related to (but not a subset of) the original thread topic, but I can't think of any examples. Just take my word for it.

>> No.10592142

>>10592102
i hope you use this for good shitposting purpose and not awful blogposting purpose

unfortunately i've seen the latter happen far too many times

>> No.10592154

>>10592142
Honestly I use it for neither. I use it to discuss topics I want to discuss with /jp/, but if I made a straight-up "let's discuss Star Trek" thread it would get deleted.

All my friends are here.

>> No.10592164

>>10592059

why haven't you been permanently banned?

>> No.10592166

>>10592154
"No bully!" Am I right?

I'll fucking kill you.

>> No.10592174

>>10592166
No, I hate that catchphrase too. I just like discussing things with /jp/.

If you want to adopt my technique for some more malicious purpose, go right ahead. I'm sure it could be a powerful shitposting weapon.

>> No.10592191

I don't see why shitposting is even bannable on /jp/. Moot hates /jp/...he should just make it so that you can shitpost freely but keep it otaku culture related.

>> No.10592207

>>10592191
man, i went over to /ota/ for the 2d/random board where you can shitpost all you want, but it's just not the same.

thank god i have a dynamic ip

>> No.10592211

>>10592164
Because perma-bans do nothing.

>> No.10592214

Anyone else sit down and just shitpost for hours at a time? I spent 4 hours here today posting my usuals for this week over and over interspersed with some ideas I thought were funny, and reading and responding to other peoples shitpost threads.

I dunno what I'd do if I couldn't just reset my router to get unbanned/unmuted.

>> No.10592229
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10592229

As a non shitposter, these threads kind of scare me

>> No.10592238

>>10592214
I guess. I have different personas I go through. Most of the time I'm a pretty good poster, but in little bursts I'll go into ironic emoticon-abusing Redit parody mode, or overly passive-aggressive mode, or trying-too-hard-to-be-cute mode.

I don't know why. I'm just a normal person.

>> No.10592240

>>10592229

Why?

>> No.10592246

>>10592229
You should try shitposting. It's fun, but only if you're an adult who knows how to do things in moderation.

>> No.10592254
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>>10592240
Probably the fact that people dedicate time for the sole purpose to worsen a board and someone's day.
>>10592246
I don't usually like to do bad things

>> No.10592257

>>10592238
>different personas

Yeah dude, totally.
Would you believe me if I told you that I'm the Shinji shite poster AND the suwacko jokeposter from way back AND wrote those shitposting guides with the Yukio Mishima face?
Plus a whole bunch of other minor shit. I'll finally write the third lesson tonight and maybe do a shinji since it's been a while.
I hope the guy who responds as his mum is around, that made me so happy.

I just had to get it off my chest. I'm a pretty big shitposter and I get lonely having to keep it all bottled up so I guess this can be my once off outlet.

>> No.10592259
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>>10592229
I think you actually are a shitposter, you just don't realize it.

>> No.10592260

Requesting thread-permaban in this thread, except for me.

>> No.10592266
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>>10592259
If thats true, how do I awaken my inner shitposter?

>> No.10592267

>>10592257
>I hope the guy who responds as his mum is around, that made me so happy.

Would you believe me if I told you that you're replying to him?

>> No.10592270

I remember making a thread asking why there aren't any otakus who specialize in Indian/German/Slavic/Korean culture and it got 350 posts and died. Probably the greatest achievement of my life even though it was a giant shitpost.

I can die happily now.

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>>10592260
Requesting new router mac address for everyone permaban

eat shit janny

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>>10592266
There is no need to, you are already there.

TU FUI, EGO ERIS

>> No.10592297

>>10592270
I remember that. Also fuck you.

>> No.10592320

that feeling when neo-/jp/ will never exp the old glorious days

>> No.10592333
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>>10592267

That's awesome dude, I'll probably throw out my shite post when this wave of shit 404s, it's been up unusually long.

I hope you'll keep it up, I think it's hilarious and really refreshing, the shite poster was getting a little stale.

Pic related is my shitposting portfolio. I add new ones in and take some out every now and again, but this is what I'm running at the moment.

>> No.10592335

>>10592238
I tend to make a lot of shitposts about being obese and being too fat to move. My general persona is a 500lb man who lays in bed, but in reality I'm a 155 pound twig.

>> No.10592346

>>10592333
holy shit i was right about so many of these.

werent you the original niggy.jpg though? or is that its own folder?

>> No.10592356

>>10592346
No dude, I have NOTHING to do with niggy. I made a couple for fun but I was never big into it. I did like it a lot though, some of them were really funny until it just became mindless spam.

>> No.10592352

tfw ZUN!bar will never derail your /jp/ related topics

>> No.10592370

>>10592352
I still remember that time he and another Anon got my Spice & Wolf novel thread deleted.

I miss him.

>> No.10592428

back when wtH kun was the janitor i got lots of threads deleted, it was like having jani powers without doing the work or having to deal with the backlash. i miss wtH it has been 1 year now

>> No.10592437

why the light nove tittle thread got deleted?

It was fun

>> No.10592454

>>10592428
a shitty trip code user never was janitor. why would you make this assumption?

>> No.10592455

cum in my butt, senpai!!!!~ aiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeee ^____^

>> No.10592458

why does the janny always delete homo stuff? it's the best stuff on /jp/

>> No.10592457

I like acting new and crossboarder-ish to piss off the losers who actually get mad at this kind of stuff. (read: all of /jp/)
you losers are so fucking easy lol

>> No.10592476

>>10592457
Except you are a newfag crossboarding piece of shit though so I dont know what you are trying to prove here.

>> No.10592470

>>10592437
Light Novel threads got deleted because all theey discuss about was Meat which inevitably leads to 666 SATAN which the mod hates

>> No.10592485

>>10592481
You're responding to the shitty janitor who recently got fired.

>> No.10592480

>>10592457

sure "act"

probs a fucking retard who got called out on being mentally crippled so much that you've deluded yourself into thinking you are master trole

if you had raper name it would be "chromosomez" wwwww

>> No.10592481

>>10592454
wheres your proof, queer

>> No.10592482
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>see a funposting metathread
>type out reply
>upload picture
>type out captcha
>submit
>thread specified does not exist

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>>10592457
this is u

>> No.10592486

>>10592481
wheres your proof that he even was one?

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