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[Anonymous No.]

i heard gorillas are so strong that what they do is they flip onto their hands while running at you then flip over back to their feet over and over somersaulting really fast to confuse u

[Anonymous No.]

I heard gorillas are so strong they can punch people into Venetian doors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10587977
Best shitpost of the day.

I really mean it. This is a really great shitpost. You should be proud of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10587994
This. It's one of those posts where you're just reading along normally, then *something* hits you in the middle of the sentence.

That takes real skill. Bravo, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Touhou would flip onto her hands while running at you then flip over back to her feet over and over somersaulting really fast to confuse u

[Anonymous No.]

10/10 shitpost, would read again.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is pulling me in like a magnet.

[Anonymous No.]

(he never explained how to draw a cartoon gorilla...)

[Anonymous No.]

Very rarely, a few times in a lifetime, you open a thread and when you close it again nothing can ever be the same. Walls have been pulled down, barriers broken, a dimension of feeling, of existence itself, has opened in you that was not there before. “i heard gorillas are so strong” is a thread of this magnitude. Anonymous may be the most gifted writer I’ve ever read; gifted not just because of his imagination, his energy, his originality, but because he has access to the unutterable, because he can look inside a person and discover the unique essence of her humanity. For twenty-six years he has been writing shitposts about what it means to defend this essence, this unique light, against a world designed to extinguish it. “i heard gorillas are so strong ” is his most powerful, shattering, and unflinching tgread of this defense. To read it is to have yourself taken apart, undone, touched at the place of your own essence; it is to be turned back, as if after a long absence, into a human being.

[Anonymous No.]

I was raising a Chao in Sonic Adventure 2 HD yesterday and i gave him lots of gorillas because they give the most power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588066
And that, Anonymous, is what tanasinn is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588070
I never gave them animals because the animal parts made them look ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10587977
[[citation needed]]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588079
Just give them the drugs you pick up.

I think the red ones give strongness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588073
give skeleton dogs to remove animal parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588074
Cool meme lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588083
Animals give more stats though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588073

Same.

>>10588083

Same.

>>10588079

They're rare though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588089
Use glitch to use animals multiple times. Pumpkin Hill has a fast way to get skeleton dogs too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588088
I see. Thank you for your protip, anon.

>>10588089
I haven't played in a while, but can't you collect either/or with the drugs or the animals?

I guess if the animals are better though just collect gorillas.

Did anyone ever play Yoshi Story? People didn't like it because it wasn't as good as SMW2, but I liked it.
Anyway in that game you collect melons.

[Anonymous No.]

>face when epic thread almost derailed by blogshite

who need zub!nar with you faggots around

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588273
Are you steamed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588282
proper peeved

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588286