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Gensokyo Lovely Maiden !nLH26A83Ug Sat Mar 9 00:37:44 2013 No.10585705 [Reply] [Original]

How can I become a yokai?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:39:28 2013 No.10585714 anal mastubartion

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:39:28 2013 No.10585712 >>10585705 One does not simply become a yokai.

>>	Gensokyo Lovely Maiden !nLH26A83Ug Sat Mar 9 00:39:43 2013 No.10585715 >>10585712 How did Alice become a yokai?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:45:58 2013 No.10585742 >>10585715 By not wearing a hat

>>	Gensokyo Lovely Maiden !nLH26A83Ug Sat Mar 9 00:46:58 2013 No.10585746 >>10585742 Come on guys, be serious

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:48:59 2013 No.10585751 >>10585746 Motherfucker did you ever saw Alice wearing a hat? That's how she got it. >hurr Reimoo and Sanae don't wear hats either They are Hatsunes, they are protected

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sat Mar 9 00:50:13 2013 No.10585758 >>10585751 It's not just silly hats, but rather silly headgear. Yuka is protected by youkai moe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:55:13 2013 No.10585769 >>10585758 Is kogasa protected by youkai moe as well?

Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:56:58 2013 No.10585777

>>10585715
She's a magician. She there for delves in black magic. She probably sold her soul some way or another like most witches. You are no longer human once you have sold your soul. Unlike most people expect Gensokyo is likely inside the earth with it's own mini sun at the center creating gravity. She probably stumbled into the deeper caverns of caves or one of the many worm hole portals that are open in some parts to the earth, thus finding Gensokyo. If she hadn't sold her soul than I believe life can be warped or elongated in some parts of Gensokyo.

There is a whole lot of tests of trail and evil forces for you to face to get to gensokyo in the earth. If you don't conform to evil down there than you must have a pure heart founded in Christ and God with might of the sword through faith. Only then can you reach the small fraction of good that resides in gensokyo.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sat Mar 9 00:58:28 2013 No.10585780 >>10585769 The umbrella qualifies as a headgear. It is symbiotic.

>>	Freezing !BASARADtDc Sat Mar 9 00:58:58 2013 No.10585782 If you live long enough

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:59:13 2013 No.10585783 >>10585780 Not when she is the umbrella.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sat Mar 9 01:01:58 2013 No.10585791 >>10585783 The top of the umbrella is sort of headgear, right? It works. Just don't think.

Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:18:43 2013 No.10585830
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Hey guys, I'm a fap youkai. I once fapped so hard for three days in a row, that my humanity and sanity begun to slip past the point of no return. That was when my physique started to change, eventually morphing and splitting into a giant hand and a phallic twin. I have lost all my human desires; I do not feel thirsty for water, nor do I feel hungry for food. However, there was an insatiable spiritual hunger from within me, that can only be relieved by stroking my hand and dick counterpart; eventually cumming onto any female child that I encounter. It has become the reason for my existence, and my purpose for all eternity. I hope you guys will find your inner peace and ascend to youkai-hood. Thanks for hearing me out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:20:59 2013 No.10585833 Posting because I love you GG!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:25:30 2013 No.10585850 >>10585830 Is that really you Cum Bump Musume? I hope you cum on more pictures soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:27:14 2013 No.10585855 >>10585850 You are literally that namefag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:32:29 2013 No.10585873 >>10585850 Yes, It's me. The janitor kept deleting my threads even though I keep it safe for work. I get the feeling that I'm not welcomed here on /jp/, but where else can I go to?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:35:14 2013 No.10585884 >>10585873 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:35:59 2013 No.10585887 >>10585855 >>10585884 Why are you so opposed to the beauty of cum?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:36:59 2013 No.10585891 >>10585887 I'm opposed to you samefagging as well as your previous namefagging, if you posted anonymously the entire time you would have been cool in my books.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:38:00 2013 No.10585895 >>10585891 It's possible that >>10585850 and >>10585873 are by the same poster, but I'm definitely not him/them. I agree that namefagging wasn't necessary, but I appreciate his cum edits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:50:59 2013 No.10585923 >>10585873 Please don't give up just because the janitor deletes your threads. >>10585891 I'm >>10585850 and can confirm I didn't post >>10585873

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 02:54:57 2013 No.10586080 cardcaptor is a cute touhou. weird face shes making though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 23:45:26 2013 No.10590183 >>10585830 How do you post -- speech recognition or a really big keyboard? Thanks. I am planning to become a big hand soon and am making preparations.

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