NEET Lifestyle

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NEET lifestyle thread, Friday night edition!

How are you homebodies spending your evening?

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What do you do when one of your online friends commits suicide?

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>>10584434
Commit suicide.

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>>10584445
You're out of line. I think you should apologize.

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I thought of something to post in the NEET thread earlier but now I forget.

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>>10584434
He is probably lying, he'll be back in a week. Maybe.

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>>10584434
By any chance did he have some sort of project or something else he would have to commit to over the internet before he "committed suicide"?

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How do NEETs make friends? I need Misaki.

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>>10584477

Internet.

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I talked to my online girlfriend today.

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>>10584480

I had one of those once. Turned out to be a guy.

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>>10584479
I'm talking about real life friends, how do you make them? It never occurred to me how hard it is to make friends without some sort of "setting" for the relationship.

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>>10584449
I'll apologize when you suck on this

*whips out dick*

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I should be doing homework, but fuck that.

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>>10584483
Sorry Dave. I was a girl in my mind.

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>>10584485
Where do you think you are, normie? This IS the real life.

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>>10584489
3/10, please stop.

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>>10584493
Don't fucking call me a normie.

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>>10584477
I had a Misaki-like friend, strangely enough. She was cute and we even dated before I become a NEET and a general failure at life. For the past few years she has been trying to convince me to become a normal person, with mixed results. Then a few weeks ago she decided I was a lost cause, called me creepy, and cut all contact with me.

I have mixed feelings about this.

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>>10584497
Don't mention "real life friends" then, fagnerd.

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>>10584501

You are pretty creepy, man. Would not internet befriend.

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>>10584485

Why aren't internet friends real friends?

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>>10584510
They can dissapear to easily...

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>>10584492

Yeah, I'm over it now. Sorry if I hurt you, too.

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>>10584485
Be happy you even have online friends.

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>>10584510
Internet friends can be real friends, I was just referring to something more physical.

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>>10584523

Do you want to have sex with your friends?

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>>10584514
'real life' friends can leave you just as easily as online friends.

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>>10584514
That doesn't make you not real friends.

http://meatballwiki.org/wiki/RightToVanish

I have this right in real life, it's just harder to exercise.

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>>10584526
I wouldn't mind.

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Yesterday my cousin came over for dinner and to shower. Before her shower I spent two hours talking with her about stars and planets. During the last half hour or so was putting her legs across my lap and seemed really into the discussion, asking questions with a look of amazement on her face. During the slower parts of the conversation she wrote my name on pieces of paper.

Everytime we talk she ends up leaning against me or something.

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>>10584531
Do you know a lot about stars and planets?

I'd like to talk to someone who just told me about stars and planets, Carl Sagan style.

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>>10584531

Do you want to have sex with your cousin?

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>>10584531
I dislike when women do things like that. It makes me feel very uncomfortable.

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>>10584531
Reading that gave me an erection. Did you get an erection talking to her?

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>>10584534
This.

I was forced to go to a party once, and a girl put her hand on my thigh and acted all lewd. She probably thought she was doing something nice, and I respect that, but it made me feel very uncomfortable and it's one of my most traumatic memories.

People should ask for permission before they do things like this.

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I used to play an MMO for a while. Played with someone I know IRL and another guy. Shy but easy going. One day he said we were his best friends in game which was really fucking awkward. I wonder what happened to him.

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So how does it feel knowing you'll never live out your childhood dreams of becoming a game developer?

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>>10584542
I don't mean to be rude but do you have some form of autism?

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>>10584552
I think it's obvious that he does.

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>>10584542
Did you fq her?

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>>10584555

Just a bit.

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>>10584552
What's wrong with autism?

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>>10584550
Jokes on you, I have won awards for my game developing skills.

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>>10584536
I don't think I know a lot but for her it seemed to make her think about everything and it was great to see her interested in something that I once had a fleeting interest in.

>>10584542
If it helps, my cousin is the only person who I feel comfortable enough around to let lean up against me or anything like that.

>>10584539
No, I was too busy explaining things to her. It always feels nice when she touches me though and I've gotten more than one erection from being around her before.

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>>10584559
You forgot your apostrophe

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>>10584559

Then why don't you have a job, nerdmaster?

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>>10584552
I went for an initial assessment, they said they'd be back in touch. This was a year ago, so I'll get back to you on that one in about three years.

It wasn't anything to do with communication, though, it was how I physically felt. I'd rather she asked me before doing something that made me feel really awkward and uncomfortable.

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>>10584562
Sorry, thank you for pointing that out.

>>10584563
I'm unemployable.

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>>10584566
How old is she?

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>>10584566
That sounds nice (minus the sexual stuff, which is never nice).

I don't know. I want a friend I could just sit and talk about stuff with. No alcohol, no drugs, just sitting on a field and talking about how big the universe is or something. This seems to be something a lot of people experience and have fond memories of, but nobody actively pursues.

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>>10584566
>No, I was too busy explaining things to her. It always feels nice when she touches me though and I've gotten more than one erection from being around her before.

I find your sincerity both hilarious and charming.

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>>10584567
That has everything to do with communication. Maybe she didn't realise it would make you feel awkward and uncomfortable.

You should have communicated it to her that it did and that perhaps that she should keep it in mind in the future.

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>tell my friend I love him
>he committed suicide

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>>10584572
She's 12, which is why I'm so glad she's showing a bit of interest in these sort of things. I thought she was too far gone already.

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>>10584585
You have confirmation? He might have just made it up to get away from you.

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How old is too old to date a teenager?

I am willing to be flexible and date someone who is no longer a loli, even up to 18 or so, but what's the cut off age that won't get me arrested? I don't want sex. I will pretend to be normal if I can date a 15-year-old, virgin girl. Can a man in his twenties do this? Is it illegal?

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>>10584586
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

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>>10584577
I don't think I would like to sit in a field. It's dirty and there are bugs and the grass might be wet.

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Let me warn you guys about pissing in bottles. I piss in bottles sometimes and when they get smelly I usually get soap to get the crusty minerals out of the bottom. This time there were too many and it smelled really bad so I thought it would work if I threw bleach into the bottle.

As soon as I put bleach into the bottle it started fizzing like crazy and I got all light headed and my nose began to burn and I had to pour the bottle of piss-bleach into the toilet. I never flush my toilet so it bubbled some more and made even more stink and I had to evacuate the house while coughing and gagging.

My mom came in and wondered what the terrible smell was and I had to tell her the truth. She said I was a moron since I have a bathroom right next to my room and don't need to piss in bottles, and that I made chlorine gas which could have caused permanent brain damage. We had to open all the windows and let the house air our before my dad found out and kicked my ass for pissing in a bottle.

So my lesson to you my bottle-pissing brothers, DO NOT MIX BLEACH WITH PISS CRYSTALS as you will make chlorine gas and may die. Luckily all I got was a nose that bled for a week and a really bad headache and a fractured ass.

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>>10584591
yeah man his mom posted from his steam acc

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>>10584584
I don't know, I suppose I was too gentlemanly. I imagine a very autistic person would say something like, "I DO NOT LIKE THIS. PLEASE STOP." followed by rocking motions and/or crying.

I sort of just tensed up. Maybe she assumed I was being hard to get or whatever, but I genuinely didn't like it.

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>>10584594
It's legal but highly frowned upon. You could probably easily get into trouble with the authorities for interacting with a minor like that.

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>>10584434

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I have a younger cousin who was acting all lewd toward me saying that she thought I was hot even though I'm her cousin and that we're not technically blood related, even though we totally are. She was trying to get me to smoke weed with her and her friend and go into my aunt's jacuzzi late one night after another aunt's funeral. I was 18 at the time and she was probably 15 or 16. She was pretty cute, too. I left and went home by myself when she left the room to go to the bathroom and haven't seen her since. It's been 6 years since that fateful day.

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>>10584600
Are you going to the funeral? If there is none you should at least visit his family.

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>>10584550
I still haven't given up, but I'm not sure what language I should learn
I know a bit of C but it's so complex to make games with it

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>>10584598
Do people actually lie down on fields, or is that just a cliche?

You would get bugs in your hair. Does this not occur to people?

I tried to sleep in a field when I got all angry and ran away from home once, and this thought was what made me walk back home (as well as the panic from being incredibly cold).

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>>10584594
I think 16 would be a bit of a stretch for a 20yo, it's common for late teens to hang out with 18yo guys. You might even be able to get away with a younger one depending on how young you appear.
Try to keep the age difference between 5yrs otherwise it's really noticable.

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I've been NEET for 3 years and I've been forced to work for the past 2 weeks and I still have to work until May. I already want to die, this is just too fucking tiring, how can normal people live like this without killing themselves?

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>>10584612
What's worse is those flowers would probably attract bees and other such things.

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>>10584612
And the grass feels all itchy on your arms. It sucks.

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>>10584613
I remember in high school there was this 14 year old girl in one of my classes. She was dating this 20+ year old guy and ended up getting pregnant.

Must have been an interesting conversation with her parents, I guess.

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>>10584603
But why? I wouldn't even want to sleep with her. I'd like to kiss her, sure, but is that so bad?

Maybe if I had been born a normal, attractive person I'd have dated 15-year-olds when I was a 15-year-old, and that would be fine (even if I had sex with them), but unfortunately this wasn't the case. I don't want to date some old hag my own age who had sex when she was a 15-year-old and would be thoroughly disappointed with me and I with her.

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>>10584617
They drink lots of coffee and you should, too.

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>>10584617
What work do you have to do?

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>/jp/

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>>10584620
I had sex with a 16 year old at 21. Not illegal here, and not that unusual

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>>10584613
If I'm in my mid-twenties but I could pass for being in my late teens, can I lie about my age? Is that unethical? Is it illegal?

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>>10584627
Not illegal where? It's illegal in the US for anyone over 18 to have sex with anyone under 18

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>>10584630
The UK.

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>>10584628

What makes you think you can get a girlfriend in the first place?

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>>10584600
>his mom posted from his steam acc
Are you serious? How and why did his mom do that?

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>>10584628
I don't think it's illegal, but it's stupid. You'll have to meet these kids' parents at some point and it's going to be a fucking mess trying to keep up with all of the lies you'll be telling.

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>>10584633
Nothing, really.

I'm kind of hoping I can go up to a group of scene children and say, "Hey, I'm a teenager, but I look older and therefore I can buy alcohol. Please be my friend and I will buy you alcohol. Also if any of you are into the whole older guys thing, feel free to date me."

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>>10584612
I used to be very bothered by this for my entire life until very recently. I just didn't mind it grass and fields anymore and liked lying down in them. It also depends on the grass and weather. If it's super windy, not very hot and a bit drier than usual there shouldn't be any drugs. I live in the Canadian Prairies, and have been as far north as Pangnirtung. The farther north you are, the better it is as long as you're not close to a lake and it's not wet.

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>>10584635
anyone who lets their daughter date a 20 yr old doesn't give a fuck

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>>10584634
I'd appreciate knowing that one of my friends died rather than mysteriously disappearing. Maybe she knew the friends would like to know, if that story is true.

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>>10584621
People are very protective of minors because of pedophiles.

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>>10584642
I don't think you've put much thought into this.

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>>10584626
Me on the right with the computer my dad bought me

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>>10584644
But he'll be lying and saying he's in his teens.

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>>10584617
I worked for 2 and a half years... kinda. When doing monotone jobs (even office ones) you learn how to shut your brain down do minimal functions after a while.

The trick is not to think so much and get into a drone like state. But let me tell you, you will not be able to think properly until weekend, I guess that is the price you need to pay. I got to the point where I split my mind into a "drone part" which executed and another part which could think about something or go into a sleeplike mode.

Another way I coped with working was to find certain times I could just skive off work, hiding somewhere.

The normal people I met at that job were either happy in their position, since they could take responsibility or tried their best to escape work by talk with others.

I sometimes wonder if work left me with some sort of trauma, but there is no way a normal person is gonna believe that.

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>>10584643
>I live in the Canadian Prairies
You have my condolences. But if you live in Saskatchewan too, congratulations on leading the way in crime rates.

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>>10584627
>>10584631
Wrong.

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/section/16

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>>10584650
I wouldn't like being lied to.

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trying to beat the heat

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>>10584642
Do scene children still exist? I think you have to be a 'musician' to hang out with those kids. It is unethical and illegal, however, to buy them alcohol. You shouldn't do that.

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/jp/ - Dating Advice/General

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>>10584664
Let the boys dream, anon.

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>>10584654

It's okay, he was lying anyway.

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>>10584664
More like underage seduction advice

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>>10584648
I'm in the preliminary planning stages. Obviously I'd watch (but not stalk) the kids for a while first. I just need an "in" like, "Oh hey, you bought a Cap'n Jazz CD? I like Cap'n Jazz too!"

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>>10584654
As long as she knew he was 21 it was fine, no?

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>>10584675
It's pretty confusingly worded.

He would have to "reasonably believe" that she was over 18 for it to not be illegal.

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>>10584674
>Cap'n Jazz

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>>10584663
>It is unethical and illegal, however, to buy them alcohol. You shouldn't do that.

But I don't have any other qualities. Besides just walking over and giving them money, this is the only thing I could do to set a positive impression.
When I was their age the similar people all stood around in fields and drank cheap alcohol, I doubt that has changed much. I could be that cool guy who is 16 but can buy alcohol without any fuss, and they'll all like me because they have to.

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Normallords out.

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>>10584685
I don't know.

What do alternative teens listen to now? Hawthorne Heights?

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>>10584688
Don't let the content fool you, nobody in this thread is "normal."

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>>10584612
I actually tried lying down on the grass in the park once, I even brought a book and everything so I had something to do.

It's not relaxing at all, in fact it's a terrible experience.

I've never felt so vulnerable in my life, I don't know if it's just me but lying on your back removes access to a large chunk of your vision. If someone were to approach you from behind, you wouldn't even see it coming, and in any other direction except above if you weren't paying attention.
If something were to happen to you as you were laying on your back, it'd take a full second to get up and out of the way.
Laying down also increases your horizontally exposed body area so any thing that could hit your run over you has a higher chance of doing so as opposed to taking up a few square feet.

Also chances are you'd look like an idiot and people would stare as they went by.

Besides all the bugs lurking in the greenness; the grass blades made me feel incredibly irritated, not enough to make it itchy but it was uncomfortable on the skin. Also I think there were lawn clippings still in there.

Depending on the weather, you also have the sun in your eyes or have shit falling on your face. Both which are incredibly irritating.

Don't lay in fields, it's an awful experience that isn't relaxing at all.

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>>10584683
Ah, I misread that.
But I also missed
>A is in a position of trust in relation to B,
So, it's still fine!

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>>10584691
You're better off just offering them candy.

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>>10584696
Thanks for this, a lot of what you said sounds like it would apply to me, so I'm grateful for your thoughts on the matter.

Fuck grass.

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>>10584696
>Also chances are you'd look like an idiot and people would stare as they went by.
This would be my number one concern. I'd feel like such a tool.

A few years ago, I took a walk at 4am and sat in an open field thinking about how much I hate myself, though. That went well.

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>>10584501
same thing has happened to me actually. it's okay though, if i cared about what people think i would have committed suicide a long time ago.

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>>10584686
I would be afraid that they call me a pedo and beat me up.

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>>10584715
I do not believe that you're impervious to judgement of any kind.

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>>10584713
There are certain kinds of people who can look cool. I wish I was one of them.

One of my fondest memories is walking past a window where a young man was sitting, playing guitar and singing to himself. If he was anyone else in the world, it would have been one of those cringe-inducing I-can't-believe-he's-doing-that moments, but he just sat there all chill, strumming his guitar and he looked so cool.

I wish I was him.

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I'm starting to have problems finding a comfortable sitting position, and my back hurts.

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>>10584717
Follow the reply chain. I can pass for 16 quite easily, but I have an ID which lets me do grown-up things like buy alcohol.

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>>10584577
it's nice for a while but after a short period of time you start to remember that you're with a 3d.

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>>10584727

Too bad it doesn't stop you from looking like a fool.

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>>10584719
That's so nice. You sound like a good person, anon.

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>>10584713
Yeah, I'd suggest sitting upright or finding a tree to lean against; both options are marginally in that it looks more acceptable.
Though beware of trees because they're almost always infested with bugs and birds ready to crap on you.

Benches are also good but then you have a chance that:
A) Someone will sit next to you.
B) You'll look like a creep.
C) A creep with sit next to you.

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>>10584599
why the hell would you piss into a bottle. just open the window and piss outside

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>>10584733
In what way?

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So while we're on the subject, where can I go alone outside?

I like walking about and doing stuff on occasion, but I don't have any friends and I don't know what's acceptable to do solo. I can get on a bus and ask for certain things in shops.

What options do I have? The cinema? The beach?

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>>10584746
You CANNOT go to the movies alone, you will look like some monster

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>>10584696
Has anyone considered using a sheet of some kind?

In Japan they seem to have figured out the grass is dirty so they use one. They even take off their shoes before getting on it!

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>>10584610
give up on real programming. you're never going to make it at this rate. start with shitty stuff like the rpg maker or other special game making software and if you're really interested, you will naturally move towards real programming

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>>10584746

> I don't know what's acceptable to do solo

Just do whatever you want.

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>>10584746
The only time I feel comfortable going outside is in the middle of the night. It all depends on your confidence level. You can do anything alone, if you're not hyper-self-aware and obsessive and stuff

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>>10584750
That's not true. My mother likes to go to movies alone. I told her I would be too uncomfortable to go to the movies alone because I think I'd look like a fucking loser and she doesn't understand my concern.

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>>10584737
>finding a tree to lean against;
Bad idea. I remember trying to skip class in the 12th grade by resting against a tree in the school yard. A Caterpillar crawled on my bag handle and my hand brushed against it, it hurt a lot and for the whole week I wore a bandage for it.

Awful experience. I pretty much never trust trees now.

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>>10584723
I only really use two positions, leaning forward on my hand or slumping on the backrest.
I switch when either gets uncomfortable.

I do experiment with other positions but I've yet to find one that suits me.

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>>10584750
I saw someone alone at a movie once. He was really into it and having a good time so it looked like he belonged there.

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>>10584753
I'm both those things, but I think I can do okay in crowds as long as I blend in. If I'm in a queue or something, I panic.

I don't know. When I was in sixth form I would skip school and just go to random towns and walk around for six hours. I feel like doing something like that again, but as an adult.

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>>10584758
>>10584723
I sit with my legs crossed and try not to touch my face with my hands, since it makes my face break out. My mother got a massage chair for Christmas that I sit on for a few days whenever my back gets sore now and it's helped a lot.

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>>10584747
I would feel weird doing something like that.

>>10584746
It depends how much you care about other people.

I wouldn't really feel comfortable going to the cinema or something alone. People either think you're a weirdo or make fun of you behind your back or something.

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I went to the cinema alone once and some girls laughed at me.

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>>10584688
Every weekend, my girlfriend and I come in this thread to laugh at what a bunch of losers you guys are.

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>>10584600
How do you know it was actually his mom and not just him?

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>>10584771
I'm glad to provide entertainment for you and your girlfriend. I really mean that.

I hope things work out and you get married. Good luck!

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>>10584765
What's stopping you from going to the same towns and walking around there?

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>>10584769
>People either think you're a weirdo or make fun of you behind your back or something.

Is there any proof of this? I always thought it was a myth.

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>>10584776
Maybe it's just me. But I can definitely imagine something like that easily happening.

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>>10584773
I could do. Asking for a bus ticket is the only awkward part. I just don't know what I'd do. When I had school I'd go to libraries and do my work, or wander around because I felt I had to fill the same amount of school time, but now I don't know.

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>go to the movie's alone
>get popcorn, drink, snacks
>feeling really good, not that many people there since its middle of the day during the week
>a whole group of black people sit behind me
>right behind me, there are seats everywhere, right behind me
>they talk LOUD through the whole movie
>yelling shit like "DAMN you see that nigga! Oh shit nigga! WATCH OUT"
>too scared to get up and move
>wait until they finally leave to finally get up

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>>10584776
see >>10584770

Not making this up or anything. Also the ticket seller was trying to make small talk and asked if I was meeting people inside the cinema, and when I said no he acted shocked in that apologetic way people do.

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>>10584783
I have a friend online who told me that listening to music makes it easier to ride the bus and ignore everybody else.

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>>10584785
Unless you're watching a good movie (i.e. one that black people wouldn't got see) then this sounds pretty fun. It would be like MST3K live.

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>>10584770
Are you sure that they were laughing at you? It could have been a misunderstanding. How old were they?

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>>10584775
Wouldn't it be nice if they got married and had children? Maybe one day they would make a reference to us at the dinner table and start laughing, then their children would ask about it and they would explain about how they used to come on /jp/ every weekend to laugh at us.

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>>10584785
This is one of the main reasons why I don't visit cinemas anymore

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I met the cutest /jp/ NEET boy last night. I was so surprised to see his pictures because of the whole fat neckbeard stereotypes floating around here. He's not like that at all. He seems to be rather cold though but hopefully he'll talk to me again tonight so I can work on getting closer to him!

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>>10584790
I hate people. I want to move to an isolated place where their cinemas only hold 20 people and they're happy to just have one customer a day.

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>>10584628
How is it unethical?

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>>10584792
I do just that, it's ordering the ticket that's the complicated part. I have to say exactly three words ("Day ticket please") and hand over my money, but it's still really stressful and exhausting.

Once I sit down I don't exactly feel comfortable, but I can manage just listening to music or reading a book or something.

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>>10584663
How is it unethical?

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>>10584798
I met a cute /jp/ NEET last night too. I wonder if he is the same one.

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>>10584802
It's worse when the bus driver doesn't speak English properly and makes you repeat yourself multiple times.

This happened to me before and it was pretty horrible. It didn't help that there was people waiting behind me trying to get on the bus, too.

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>>10584802
You could write down what you need and they'll just think you're a deaf-mute.

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>>10584805
I'm sure spoke wonderful English and you just mumbled like a big sperg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584794
Yes. There was a group of teenage girls, and one stayed behind while the rest bought snacks and drinks. When the others came back, the girl who remained said something like, "I can't believe you left me alone! I felt like a proper loner."
One of the other girls replied, "Oh yeah, going to the pictures by yourself! Hahaha."
Then another girl pointed me out, sitting by myself, and they all went awkwardly silent for a moment, before giggling and whispering among themselves.

It was a pretty horrible experience and it ruined the film for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584695
I guess we have different definitions of normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>going to deep web trying to find something interesting.
>get bored
>going to 4chan
>get bored
>watching animes
>get bored
>trying to root my fuckin phone
>don't success
>Goin fap
>get bored
>learning programing
>get bored
>go to sleep
>get bored
>awake
>REPLAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584808
I laughed out loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584804
Hmm, Maybe. Does the email start with koko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584808

What movie did you go watch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584746
Doing stuff alone is highly advised against in most cases.
Cinemas and diners are the biggest offenders.
Beaches and community pools are slightly better because it's not as obvious.
Generally if it's a place senior citizens frequent then it's OK, you won't really have to worry about what Mrs. Dementia over there thinks of you.
The only time I ever watch a movie alone is if there's a movie I really want to watch, and only during early daytime screenings.

>>10584747
It's practical, sure, but it's an even bigger eyesore if you're on a colorful mat by yourself.
The only way you'll get away with using one is if you're having a picnic or doing yoga.

>>10584756
Yeah I rigorously inspect trees, after considering this last resort.
When I was young I sat right on top of an ant hill and got stung dozens of times before I even realized.

[Anonymous No.]

On the topic of going to the cinema alone (and just in general the cinema) I vividly remember waiting on the side of the game room for my ride to call me. I noticed some guy across from me talking to his friend who was wearing a Fooly Cooly shirt, so I decided to try and strike some small chit-chat and compliment his shirt.

Both of them looked my way and outright ignored me, not even a single response or nod. In hindsight I can imagine I was disrupting their conversation, but I felt so horrible about it, my whole day was just ruined and the whole scenario was very unsettling for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584815
Tyler Perry's Madea Gets A Job

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584814

What a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584814
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584808
I'm sorry to hear that. I bet some of the girls regret having to laugh at somebody in order to fit in with her insecure friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584811
You forgot the part where you extensively misused the quote function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584819
>>10584820
I thought I was the only one ;_;

please stay away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584825
maybe you forgot the part where you just shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584812
Why?

>>10584815
The Hobbit.

[Anonymous No.]

i have a lot of high alcohol beer

going to watch gsl finals

going to watch g-league finals

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584453
I remember!

How many here shave their facial hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584834

forgot to add that I'll probably call up my japanese friend while drunk, he'll add a cute japanese girl to the skype call, and I'll embarrass myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584630
Sex ages vary state by state. In my state it's 16. In Hawaii for instance it's 14.

For instance a 14 year in Hawaii could fuck a 40 year old, since she has the right to give consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584808
If that was me, I would ironically laugh really loud and say "Yeah I'd sure hate to be that guy!", then continue laughing until they get uncomfortable or instantly return to a straight face as if nothing happened, depending on what I feel like doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584824
I honestly believe that was part of it, but it doesn't make the whole thing any better. It was awkward for them and they chose laughing as a way out of it, but I'd actually be more happy believing a group of girls were kind of evil than accepting that society is this messed up that people feel obligated to laugh at me in these sorts of situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584832
It was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584835
I shave once every 5 days or so. I hate seeing myself in the mirror with facial hair. I also don't want to look too manly, since I'm still a worthless leech on my mom and don't want her one day deciding that I'm too much of a man to be so pathetic. I'm still very boyish in appearance, despite my age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584835
Occasionally, though I tend to keep an unkempt goatee.Mustache is the main thing that needs to go, I have no clue how people can put up with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584835
I do! I didn't, but I kept swallowing hairs somehow. Then someone posted a picture of a very silly neckbeard, and I realized I had the same beard. It made me shave, so thanks to the Anon who said I should.

Right now I have a visible beard but not so much it's irritating me or anything. I'm not going out anywhere soon, so I'll just shave it when it gets too annoying to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584847
>I hate seeing myself in the mirror with facial hair. I also don't want to look too manly, since I'm still a worthless leech on my mom and don't want her one day deciding that I'm too much of a man to be so pathetic. I'm still very boyish in appearance, despite my age.

I'm the same way

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584835
I trim it every couple of months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584831
Maybe you forgot the part where you don't properly capitalize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584838
In most states, 16 year-olds and only have sex with other 16 and 17 year-olds. Once you're 18, you can't have sex with 16 and 17 year-olds anymore. I don't know why so many people don't understand this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584830
I will stop talking to him if you'd like.

Good luck with your relationship!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584835
Yes, once a month.
I want a nice styled bear but I'm not a hairy person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584857
Where do you meet /jp/ NEETs? IRC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584854
The age of consent is actually 16. There's no buffer zone here, and there's no buffer zone in Hawaii. In our state however, a 14 year old could fuck an 18 year old if he went to the same school. But a 16 year old could fuck a 17 year old if she gave consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584835
I've completely let myself go, and I haven't shaved for more than a year. I have a fine looking beard though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584839
As in, if you were in my shoes? That's kind of a good idea, but in real life they'd probably just say, "What a weirdo," or, "How sad can you get?" and giggle more. The best thing I could do was keep a stiff upper lip and pretend it didn't happen.
That said I've been insulted before and not realized it, and that has backfired for the people who insulted me. Like when people are sarcastic and you don't realize so you thank them, then they're the ones left feeling awkward and they don't know what to say.

>>10584842
That's fine, I suppose. It's kind of strange how you can be desensitized to internet insults and mockery, but in real life it feels like a pretty big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584860
Here, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584860
Anyone up for Omegle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584860
IRC is for normal scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584869
I get social anxiety and sometimes have panic attacks on Omegle.

N-No thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584869
why omegle? why not just a tinych or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584869
I just talked to some DORK on omegle. He left.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584869
>You and the stranger both like Anxiety, and Depression.
>Stranger: be calm
>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

( ._.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584869
so what? I put /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584879
A dork is just a person who is bad at showing his good sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584886
>>10584869
Wondering the same. I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584889

jp

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584889
i put /jp/ and 2hu as my interests

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584883
>>You and the stranger both like Anxiety, and Depression.
>>S̸͙͖̬̦̰̻̙̤͔̗̦̔̓ͥ͛̑͒̿̊͐͌̒̓͋͌́̚ṯ̵̛̱͖̭̬̐ͬ͊ͮ̑ͪͩ̒̋̍ͪ̎̏͟rͪͫ͑̉ͯ͒̄͌̑͑͑͗̅̈́͢͡҉̥̖̦̼̱̰̞̼̝͕̙̤̗̖̙a̶̧̦̱̼̗͙̺͔̠̯͚̼͂̆̓̀͊̄ͨͨ͒ͦ͆͋ͮͧ̊͂͞ñ̠̞̪͔̣̦̜̘̇̎̐͊͗̈́̈̋ͯ̅ͮ̅̀g̨ͨ͑͑̀̈́̅ͧ̉͋̀ͫ̒̃̚͜҉̠̠͙̫e̶̦̯̝̲̬̫͑̾̀ͮͫr̡̻̟̮̞͚̻̬̪͖͉̱̜̥̲͇ͯͩ̓͒ͨ́͟͠:̴̶̵̠̯̙̩̺̲̊ͣ̑ͧ̈͊ͣ̅ͨ͒̍̒̄̆̄̽͌̈̀̚ ̸̧̺̻̖͖̲̞͈̣͙̭̗̹͔͈̻̙͌́̿̈́̍̋̓̇̌̇̓̄ͨ͗ͨ͞ḩ̵̨̤̪͓͓̺̻͈̻̜̹̹̩̇̍ͯ͋̓ͭ͆ͤ͋ͮ̽ͫ̌ͨͬ͌̍á̢̱̩̳͚́̈͋̈ͪ̍̓ͩ͛͟͠n͐̂ͩ҉̴҉̼͓̯̳̲̱g̡ͭͯͪ̊ͥ͂̓ͫͪ̔͛ͦͨ̓̚͝҉͖̩̮̪̞̥̳̥̻̼̹͇̹͇̰͈̤͖͡ͅ ̗̖̺̼͚͈͚̟ͩ͑̒̿̀͡͡͝iͧ͛͊ͫͯͨ̑ͧͪ́̈́҉͉͚͖̥̯͙̗̘̬̜͘͜͠n̵̷̞͎̲̜̟̘̗̠̘̉ͯ̇̃ͬ̏̀̐ͬ͛ͤ ͩ͌͗̾́͂͊ͥͤ̄ͮ̃̆͒̑͏̶̛̗̮͎̹̯̳̭t̷̞̱̙͇̺̹̔̏ͥ̓͑ͩ͛ͧͮ͑̅̑͑͛̏h̸̵̸͔̪̖̩̣̞̤̩̻͙̦̼̳͎̻͔̖̘͈̊͐ͭͦ̑̉͐̋͆̂͂̚͢͠e̴̽͗̊̈̿ͨ̌̿͒҉͉̞̲͎̥̘̞̣͈̪̤̖͔͓͢͞ŗ̸̷̶̹͈̝̟̱̞͍̠̳̖ͥ̍ͪ̓ͥͦ̏͋ͮ̃͑͠ę̟̖͕̯̭̫̜̤̯͇̲̐̉̅͒̍̃͌̋ͦ͒͠ ̯̭̼͙͓̗͖͍͈̗̞̱̣̻͇̺̅̍͋ͨͦ̌̚͞k̟̬̹͕̻̪̳͕̫̙̝͎̜͖̏ͪ͆͂͋̿͆͒̈́ͨ́ͥͧ̃ͣͬ̇́͡͡i̵̧ͤ̄̽̿ͤ̓̔́͒̑͑͋̿͌ͬ̅͏̭̜͕̺̥̟̫͇͈̜̖̪͚̣͠tͤͤͬͭͥ͆͐ͦ̅̏̀͛̓ͧ̒̚͘͏̥̣̹̘̱͖̲̼̦͇̙̗͙̼͔͞ͅͅt̵͖̰̯̻͈̔̈͛ͩ́̾͋ͨ́͟ͅy̷̸̴̧̝̬̠̦̭͖ͣ̈̇͆ͣ͊ͪ̽͒́ͨͮ̓
̷̛͕̰̟̞͎̲̹̼̜͓̼̻́ͯ̌ͪ͌̾͗ͮ͌ͣ̈ͮ̓̋̏͊̆̚̕͢͝
>>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584866
You're right, it'd probably play out that way.
Even then, I probably wouldn't think of it at the time and when I do then they're already gone.

I just wish there was some end all; be all reaction that fits any situation and stops all conversation in your favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584886
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584869
>asl??
>22/m/cali
>disconnect

>m or f?
>m
>disconnect

>u a girl?
>no
>disconnect

>lookin for cute girl with kik
>what's kik?
>txt program
>I don't have that and I'm not a girl
>faggot
>disconnect

>faggot loser last time you got a piece of ass was when you slipped when wiping on the toilet
>disconnect

>asl??
>22/m/usa
>kool, 13/f/us
>d-disconnect

[Anonymous No.]

If you want the rest of the log, go ahead:

Stranger: Hi.

You: y-you too

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: That is a thing.

Stranger: That you said.

You: sorry, couldn't resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584875
I prefer one-on-one chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584895
Who are you scrambling?

[Anonymous No.]

You and the stranger both like Depression.

Stranger: Hi

You: h-hi

Stranger: How are you

You: Dandy

You: How are you?

Stranger: ok thanks

You: I like big butts

You: Do you?

Stranger: no

You: How shameful of me

You: I'm so sorry

Stranger: ok

You: I meant to say

You: I like small butts

Stranger: cool. I like small butts too

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584901
damn it, why am I laughing

[Anonymous No.]

Do a good deed;
Kill a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584913
u aint about that neet life nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584913

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584913
Pull the trigger nerdster.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet none of you NEETs have the balls to post pictures of yourselves, even though you have nothing to lose.

[Anonymous No.]

I can feel my anxiety rising talking to the omegle people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584935
Yeah, because this thread needs to become even more of an amalgamation of /soc/ and /r9k/ than it already it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

>You and the stranger both like social anxiety.

>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584940
I've never even gone to that site because it makes my heart race even thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584935
That would be off-topic.

>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584944
Every fucking time.

That's in my interests too, by the way. Sorry in advance if I ever disconnect on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584951
This whole thread is off topic.

[Anonymous No.]

OH FUCK I RAN OUT OF QUESTIONS

What do I even talk about ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584949
I start shivering when I have what I think are anxiety attacks and my teeth start chattering. It's no fun and warming up doesn't make it stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584935
You won't trick me, whore.
My looks are between me and the bathroom mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

>You and the stranger both like jp
>Stranger: When does the Narwhal bacon?
>You:...what?
>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584968
lol
imagine not knowing when the narwhal bacons

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584968
le reddt meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584486
>letting 3dpd near your precious genitalia

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584962
the only time I see myself is by the reflection on my DS

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584979
It must be tough having to constantly clean vomit off your DS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584501
>>10584715
>people on /jp/ that have girlfriends at some point in their lives
Fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584989
It's all about the boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584989
I've gotten blowjobs and stuff but haven't actually had sex, so I'm in this weird purgatory where I'm still technically a virgin, but folks like /jp/ still don't accept me.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't do it. I got so nervous and didn't know what to say, after which I panicked and disconnected. I'm never going back on Omegle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585005

Normallords, out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584995
You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585005
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585009
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584956
Nope.

>>>/jp/rules/1
>NEET lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585017
Yeah, no, I don't give a shit about that.
This thread doesn't belong, no matter how much of an idiot moot is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585010
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585005
You've had sex. You're not a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585023
Most people define it as vaginal intercourse though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585020
Please don't turn this thread into a metathread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585025
I guess I literally have a zero percent chance of losing my virginity. I'll be pure forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585025

Bill Clinton certainly did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585035
How topical.

[Anonymous No.]

>You and the stranger both like /jp/, and Social anxiety.
>
>Stranger: Hello
>
>You: Hi.
>
>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You did that just because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585038
I couldn't think of anything to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585041
Neither could I, but I wouldn't have judged you or held it against you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584962
I took out my bathroom mirror a few months ago because I couldn't stop obsessing over my pattern baldness and back hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584989
Does it count if I've only had girlfriends while under the influence of horrible, life-ruining pharmaceuticals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585025
That's a retarded dichotomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585057
Society, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585054

No. Get bent.

[Anonymous No.]

You: hi
Stranger: *SLURP*
Stranger: *SLURP*
Stranger: *SLURP*
Stranger: That's all it takes for you to break into a glory hole stall and suck a cock. Why haven't you sucked one yet, /omegle/?
You: This is why no one likes you
You have disconnected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585069
goddamn it /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>Stranger: my m8 is in lost my job, no dosh, my best m8 is in afgan
>Stranger: my my gf left me and my famliy is all ding

i cri every tim

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTJQTc-TqpU

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585117
Reminder that there will never be another Walled City enclave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584429
Teens shouldn't even be considered NEET, since they're not expected by society to be employed in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585173
They're expected by society to be in education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585173
They are in America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584935
I have a feeling that if I posted a picture of my face it would ruin the fun of all the other pictures I've posted (which are just my body).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585203
are you the guy who post pictures of his penis and ask people to rate it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585182
Yes, but you call those people delinquents, not NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585117
autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585208
Among others I'm one of those two guys, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585209
You're retarded. They may not be hikkis or whatever, but a NEET is a NEET. Just because they use the word NEET a lot in your chinese cartoons doesn't mean they have to be otaku or anything close to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585215
Which dick is yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585250
The small one of course!

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking about this article I read once about some 16 year old kid from south korea I think, he played star craft so long without stopping that he died

I wish I could die like that, not with star craft, but with a game I really enjoyed. seems like a fun way to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585286
>small

S-Sugoi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585299
Just make a ridiculous drinking game based around it and spend all your money on strong alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585286
The one with the cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585308
I recently downloaded all of The Crystal Maze and it came with a fun drinking game.

There are a lot of "Drink when..." rules so I expect to be dead by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

Watch MVP tear up IEM
Work on music
Eroge

[Anonymous No.]

Archfiend Bubble Butt, why'd you disconnect? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585286
show your face gaylord

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585378
I have no phone, no camera, and no webcam.

I've been told I look like Matt Bomer and Matthew Gray Gubler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585250
The ugly brown circumcised one.

[Anonymous No.]

I just ate some popcorn. It said on the packet it was made with American maize. It didn't taste much different than the kind they make here though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585409

I think you read the package wrong. Perhaps it said "Americ Anmaize"

That's a rat poison.

Source: Wikipedia (Anyone can edit it tough, be careful!)

[Anonymous No.]

Does house sitting for this weekend only count as employment?

There's also a child here, but he's old enough to be self-sufficient so I'm leaving him alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585436
>he's old enough to be self sufficient

I never understood the point of this kind of thing in these cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585441
Possible emergencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585441
They are paying anon to be a meat-shield in case of a home invasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585426
It was definitely American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585436
What age is he? Show him some 2hu porn or JAV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585441
They want me here in case a /pol/ style HAPPENING occurs, like a massive earthquake or mexico invading or something. Plus he's less likely to throw a kegger while I'm here (although I don't know how he'd get booze, being 14 and all).

Also his 10 year old sister will be here tomorrow and the day after. She's spending tonight at her friend's house. I hope she's cute and interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585446
Ha, joke's on them, I'm not even fat or large, or in any way intimidating.

>>10585449
Nah his parents are religious, I don't trust the kid not to snitch on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585447
>American pop-corn
Did some retard, did some retad actually think that there's market in Germany for dried corn that just grows in American soil with the same industrial salty dough that you find everywhere, what the flying fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585454
You should show him what a real God looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585457
Popcorn is made from corn, not dough, anon.

It's actually pretty healthy too if you it it without any retarded American shit like butter and dill pickle flavoring that tastes more like dick cheese than pickle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585450
When she's there you should ask if she needs help bathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585464
Dude, she's 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585464
That sounds risky as HELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585450
I always found it sort of weird how parents just leave their kids in the hands of strangers.

Or are you a family friend / some other relation ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585467
No harm in asking. Usually kids can't wash themselves very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585471
They're friends of my parents, and the kid here now is friends with one of my little brothers, but they really don't know me. They just know I'm NEET and living at home now, and I think they're throwing me a bone (after all their other plans fell through, I'm assuming). They didn't even leave me any instructions other than to physically be here.

They were gone before I got here too. Either they're super trusting or they just don't care that much.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the longest you've gone without leaving your house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585477
How are you on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585480
5 years, my ID expired so I had to get a new one done. Before that another 4 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585480
Probably 3 or 4 months. I usually only go out to pick up prescriptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585488
They have wifi and I brought my laptop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585480
I go out once a month, so I guess I've only lasted a month at a time. I usually just go over to my one friend's house, then straight back home though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585512
I'm on one month right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584577
It's kind of nice when you are lying down on the ground somewhere staring up at the starry sky during this.

Been a long time, but yeah, it was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Would anyone be interested in making a card game for /jp/ to play?

I'm not very creative but I could program it. It would be nice if it was simple like Ascension or other deck-building card games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585834
Nah, that sounds gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584434

My best friend joking about going to kill himself and unfortunately it's not a joke, on top of that I realize that he only told me about it and I can't tell that to their family, I've been living in guilt since then. If I ever caught any of my friend mention about suiciding, I will rush to their house and prevent that. Hell, I will even let them stay at my house together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585480
Well I only go out on Christmas, so a year.

[Anonymous No.]

Found out I only have ~$38 left in my checking account.
I guess over the course of two years, the cost of food starts to add up.
Time to figure out how to scrape together more money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585480
7 months, then my means of food was cut off so I had to get my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584586
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584599
You idiot. You never mix ammonia (piss) with bleach.

[Anonymous No.]

Just wrote up a NEET's guide to moderate happiness. What do you guys think of it?

http://pastebin.com/SYvvfBe8

[Anonymous No.]

Just wrote up a guide to help the miserable NEETs out. What do you all think of it?

http://pastebin.com/JPK4dx21

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586783
>>10586802
>moderate happiness
>miserable
Come on, decide which one!

[Anonymous No.]

Just wrote up a guide to help the suicidal NEETs out. What do you all think of it?

http://pastebin.com/uVhCvuUt

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586817
W-why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586825
That's still about half of all NEETs, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586802
well, damn

I already do not do at least 90% of the things recommended there. thanks for making me even more depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586847
:<

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586802
Huh... Those points match my problems to a tee, except maybe having no money ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586802
I like it. Especially the last part.

[Anonymous No.]

my friend gave me a dota2 key so i can play with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>10587004
Do you want to play with me?

[Anonymous No.]

My parents are insane and attacking each other

Fucking hell, we're going to be evicted.

I wish I had normal NEET parents to leech off of.

No crack addict better try to steal my duffel bag of figurines when I become homeless.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm so fucking tired of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588846
Why won't moot just delete this shithole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10587468
Sorry, I don't knwo you

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm gonna see a therapist/psychiatrist soon. What do I say to my GP?

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't gotten up from my couch/bed at all today.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET here. Great thread (as always).

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588985

Don't do what I did and reply 'Yeah, I guess.' to every symptom listed by the doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586825

>-Shower at least once every three days, or twice a week.

Showering every other day is what you should be aiming for.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw making more lions/exp being a bomberfag instead of fighter pilot like the cool kids ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584747
are you fucking retarded? you never heard of a god damn picnic? Did Japan have to teach you that?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else find pissing themselves to be relaxing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10591345
no just pooping

[Anonymous No.]

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