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Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:09:58 2013 No.10583929 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:14:43 2013 No.10583942 Is that Yukari's rumored mating signal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:14:43 2013 No.10583941 17.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:20:58 2013 No.10583955 I don't like it when old ladies try to dress and act young

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:21:13 2013 No.10583957 >>10583955 Yeah it's gross

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:21:43 2013 No.10583956 Silly Yukari, no man would bother with your hair when you show your cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:24:58 2013 No.10583963 File: 466 KB, 1200x1711, 014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They are already perfect, they do not need to go out of their way like this. I love them as they are. Of course, if they just want to have fun or whatever, that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:33:13 2013 No.10583980 File: 514 KB, 723x1023, 1362002364461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10583955 I, for one, think it can be rather arousing at times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:35:13 2013 No.10583985 >>10583980 cloths alittle bit small isn't

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:39:59 2013 No.10583995 Yukari would be Gensokyo's cougar imo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:11:28 2013 No.10584100 >>10583929 I want to put my face between those giant boobs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:12:13 2013 No.10584103 >>10583985 That's like the point. Suwako's kiddy clothes are too small for Kanako's curvy, fertile body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:13:28 2013 No.10584106 >>10583980 yeah it is. I want to make an older sexy lady feel young. Using my penis of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:13:28 2013 No.10584108 >>10584103 Kanako is slim and graceful, not curvy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:19:29 2013 No.10584125 If Yukari wanted to look young she could just gap herself to a younger age. Doing something like that is probably for the sake of people who enjoy that sorta thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:23:13 2013 No.10584140 File: 151 KB, 690x452, bushi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:26:58 2013 No.10584155 if yukari wanted she could gap herself to become our mom and things would be different around ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:27:29 2013 No.10584158 >>10584155 I wouldn't want Yukari to be my mom

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:40:28 2013 No.10584213 >>10584155 Why would you want to get rid of your current mother? You're terrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:43:13 2013 No.10584221 >>10584155 Would you have sex with her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:48:58 2013 No.10584239 >>10584155 You do realize that unless she brought Ran with her you're going to be the one to do everything around the house and take care of her right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:49:43 2013 No.10584241 >>10584213 I wouldn't want to, unless its a mom like Yuugi. I get most of my strong masculine features from my mother's side.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:52:43 2013 No.10584247 >>10583955 Good thing Yukari is not an old lady!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:56:13 2013 No.10584256 File: 486 KB, 900x985, 9878840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 17.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:56:14 2013 No.10584258 File: 580 KB, 1368x1365, 27428887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10584221 YES >>10584239 i wouldn't mind. i already take care of myself so adding an extra person isn't much and i like others eating food i cook.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:57:58 2013 No.10584263 Yukari's dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:59:14 2013 No.10584267 File: 309 KB, 694x1000, 1314606301860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10584256 17.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:02:13 2013 No.10584275 >>10583929 Yakumo-sama t-twin tails i'm not sure what to think of this predicament but if you think it is good than I will trust your judgement you have never been wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:02:43 2013 No.10584277 File: 647 KB, 653x505, pure maiden.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10584263

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:02:58 2013 No.10584278 File: 538 KB, 1280x1787, yukari_magica_21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I still wonder how touhous learn their magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:06:29 2013 No.10584290 >>10584278 Maybe they're born with it more importantly 42 secs up from 30s to post now? I MAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:10:13 2013 No.10584300 >>10584290 >born with it Now imagine a touhou with really shitty magics like ... Wriggle. That touhou has to live for an enternity with that shit kind of magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:11:59 2013 No.10584309 >>10584300 Controlling insects isn't shitty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:16:59 2013 No.10584322 >>10584309 Controlling cool insects like rhinoceros or stag beetles ain't shitty. Controlling flys, roaches 'n other shit insects. Thats shitty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:18:13 2013 No.10584326 >>10584300 better than your magic >>10584322 do you have any idea how powerful insects can be a swarm of just about any bug of your choice can do immense damage

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:18:43 2013 No.10584329

>>10584213
dunno about that anon but my mom is abusive as HELL. I'm glad to be away from her. I wake up crying because of nightmares about her and yell myself awake sometimes. My brother does the same thing, from what he's told me. He told me it took him around three or so years to stop having nightmares about our mom.

I'd much rather have a touhou as a mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:24:43 2013 No.10584355 Yukari is so cute and beautiful I can't stand it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:33:43 2013 No.10584383 File: 680 KB, 1404x2000, 025 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:34:28 2013 No.10584880 >>10583980 Whats with the frog designs on her skirt and top? I feel like I've seen them before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:48:13 2013 No.10584947 >>10584277 >17"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:50:43 2013 No.10584958 >>10584326 >do you have any idea how powerful venom is >a can of just about any bug spray of your choice can do immense damage to insects

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:00:28 2013 No.10585014 File: 407 KB, 1056x1504, 011 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:04:13 2013 No.10585029 >>10584383 I bet the jews did steal Yukari's cash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:07:58 2013 No.10585039 >>10585014 >>10584383 >>10584278 Are these on the sadpanda site?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:09:59 2013 No.10585048 >>10585039 Quality bump (: Thankyou (:

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:14:58 2013 No.10585055 File: 621 KB, 2006x3000, arnold-thumbs-up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10585048 Your'e wellcome

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:55:59 2013 No.10585206 >>10583955 >2013 >still doesn't know about gap moe There is no one more appropriate for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 22:00:58 2013 No.10585222 >>10584278 some are born with their magic some read magic books and shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 22:05:13 2013 No.10585241 >>10584278 >>10585222 A key difference from Reimu and Marisa is that Reimu is naturally talented in magic, but is lazy as a result, while Marisa has little natural talent but works and studies really hard, hence making her more proactive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 22:22:24 2013 No.10585298 >>10585241 Copying other's spellcards isn't the "hard yet correct" way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 23:35:58 2013 No.10585482 File: 334 KB, 800x800, laughing 2hous.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10584947

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:45:44 2013 No.10585903 File: 287 KB, 429x1319, chen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 03:23:44 2013 No.10586159 File: 952 KB, 1290x1821, 1359581186320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Yukari to scour my urerhra with her beautiful gloved fingers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 03:46:29 2013 No.10586204 File: 264 KB, 708x708, 204083ca5b52b59d35698c85d690c37e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 03:49:15 2013 No.10586214 File: 331 KB, 984x1200, 1359602282722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 03:58:29 2013 No.10586236 File: 684 KB, 905x1032, 1359584593200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hot finger inside penis action

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 04:51:14 2013 No.10586367 File: 546 KB, 1200x1020, 17111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 05:05:45 2013 No.10586417 File: 173 KB, 700x800, 1359579499006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw i'd fugg a hagg

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 05:11:14 2013 No.10586431 www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ap_tZBEAoQ I like her hair when it's up

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 05:18:00 2013 No.10586446 File: 462 KB, 900x1000, 1359579457984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10586431 Buns are the best hairstyle.

Anonymous Sat Mar 9 05:23:14 2013 No.10586456
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Imagine being a 10/10 from early teens to late twenties. Now imagine what goes through your mind when you realise your beauty is fading and you will be a disgusting hag within 10 years and you will have nothing because your life was built around being the most beautiful no matter what room you entered, and then one day some young girl straight out of high school is an absolute bombshell and the men that were chasing you cast you aside to have a shot at the new prettiest female in town.

You'll look at pictures and say "Yeah.. I just need a small facelift and hair dye" so you get them, and you feel your youthful beauty for a few months until you spot your lips aren't as plump as they once were. Then your eyelids start to droop, your health is beginning to decay, and men aren't interested in you any more. You're just like any other hag: Disposable.

I thank the lord Jesus Christ for making me ugly from birth, so I will never fear the degeneration of beauty. The only direction I can go is up.

Pic related, what you used to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:23:46 2013 No.10587711 File: 1.23 MB, 1000x1300, 1356604304840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10586367 Look at all that momminess.

>>	Toxic Sat Mar 9 13:24:01 2013 No.10587715 >>10587711 Yukari is a temptress

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:29:46 2013 No.10587729 File: 1.24 MB, 1200x1400, 1360137059971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10586456 Well, Ran is just perfect and she always will be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:34:01 2013 No.10587744 >>10587729 Ran a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:38:46 2013 No.10587753 File: 2.62 MB, 1300x1800, 30278732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587744 I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:39:01 2013 No.10587755 File: 585 KB, 723x1023, 33466881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587753 Oh, I messed up the quote. Guess my memory isn't what it used to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:41:46 2013 No.10587758 File: 1.24 MB, 1200x1400, 32392823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587755 Close enough, we all got the reference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:42:17 2013 No.10587761 File: 142 KB, 850x991, momkari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you be Yukari's shikigami?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:50:46 2013 No.10587784 >>10587761 If she'd let me, but I don't think she would. Chen might, just because I doubt she comprehends what an arrangement like that really entails... I don't think this is such a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:51:31 2013 No.10587788 File: 250 KB, 537x758, b7ddf60da7812c9a3b17e6333e26f91a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari-sama arouse me too much

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:08:16 2013 No.10587868 File: 1.59 MB, 1400x1100, 1344230115295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587761 Why is dearmybrothers' artwork so perfect, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:12:16 2013 No.10587887 File: 224 KB, 850x1081, ran tofu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587868 Because he's got mad skills.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:13:17 2013 No.10587892 >>10587761 Only if her breasts weren't as lewd as in OP's pic. Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:15:31 2013 No.10587903 File: 1.51 MB, 1200x1800, 13c021ae043c67ec5a327c8b3b146a3f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587887 Disregard Yukari, Post Ran

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:19:31 2013 No.10587922 File: 777 KB, 1280x1024, 1355255326007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587903 Becoming Ran's shikigami is also acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:22:16 2013 No.10587933 >>10587887 Why is her tongue so long?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:23:01 2013 No.10587939 File: 112 KB, 850x850, 1312857413621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587933 It's fried tofu, silly. Kitsunes love fried tofu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:23:16 2013 No.10587936 >>10587933 It's a piece of tofu, not her tongue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:27:01 2013 No.10587948 >>10584880 Scroll of frolicking animals It's also a spellcard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:35:01 2013 No.10587981 File: 902 KB, 1126x1600, satorin (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:37:31 2013 No.10587989 File: 1.18 MB, 1100x1400, rancute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >A-anon, I'm an old woman, I can't be cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:44:01 2013 No.10588017 >>10587989 I wish I was sexually minded enough to come up with a response that would make her heart skip a beat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:47:16 2013 No.10588023 File: 73 KB, 522x305, ran confused.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587989 Well, you're looking real cute right now, Ran. Guess age has nothing to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:50:01 2013 No.10588043 >>10588017 She's all flustered, it shouldn't be hard. Try, try!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:52:01 2013 No.10588048 And to think, this is the same /jp/ that hates RPing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:54:46 2013 No.10588055 >>10588048 /jp/ also hates tripfags yet clusters around every tripfag that is somewhat known

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:55:01 2013 No.10588060 >>10588048 We're being tongue-in-cheek. I-It's not like we enjoy roleplaying, or anything...!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 15:02:46 2013 No.10588085 >>10588043 I tried for a whole 10 minutes and the best I could come up with is "you're cute".

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 15:40:47 2013 No.10588249 File: 472 KB, 494x700, ran.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 15:58:31 2013 No.10588308 >>10586236 warning! approaching kimeimaru levels of sexy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:04:31 2013 No.10588334 File: 905 KB, 826x1169, 1320608880670.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588085 Say she's a "Cute-sune!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:09:31 2013 No.10588348 >>10588334 I wouldn't have been able to come up with that in a million years. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:16:16 2013 No.10588365 File: 583 KB, 780x780, ran 34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like to think Ran has a complex with her ears, hence the weird looking hat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:19:01 2013 No.10588374 File: 684 KB, 777x1000, 1346513765720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588348 No problem! If you really want to make her blush, you should say that she's quite a "foxy" lady!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:22:31 2013 No.10588389 >>10588374 You're really good at this. I wish I was as sexually literate as you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:44:31 2013 No.10588463 File: 152 KB, 850x1081, ran longhair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:02:46 2013 No.10588509 >>10588463 H-hello foxy lady, I think you're a cute-sune.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 19:34:26 2013 No.10588999 File: 767 KB, 1400x1200, 63d374e7dfc957cbc4d89631b83261c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 05:24:35 2013 No.10590826 >>10588999 This artist is diamond-hard penis/10

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