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10582380 No.10582380 [Reply] [Original]

Holysh-

I mean

I knew there were h-scenes

but seriously

Isn't that a bit much?

>> No.10582383

That wasn't very funny, anon.

>> No.10582393

Hi fanservice lady!

>> No.10582426

I HATED that part.

>> No.10582429

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.10582431

>>10582429
Shut the fuck up.

>> No.10582434

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.10582481

why are you post a screen from this shitstain of a route

>> No.10582506
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10582506

Would you have preferred something like this?

>> No.10582526

>>10582380
Hello, operator? Yes, I want to order a pair of sides. Yes, my old ones were still on warranty. What do you mean, your warranty doesn't cover orbital expeditions?

Hand holding my fav /a/ meme completely DISGUSTING am I right guys? Us 4channers huh?

>> No.10582532

>>10582526

I hate fun as well.

>> No.10582537

Gotta love how they even use the legend of King Arthur for fanservice.

>> No.10582546

>>10582526
my favorite /a/ meme is my waifu lol your taste a SHIT!!

>> No.10582563

>>10582546
>hurr durr stop liking what i dont like!

this is how you sound you retard just hide the thread if you dont like it?

>> No.10582568

>>>/a/

>> No.10582575

>>10582563
Excuse me, but just who in the fuck do you think you are? YOU, bossing ME around? Suck a trillion dicks. I don't have to do a single motherfucking thing you tell me. You think your hot shit mouthing off to me but I bet if we were face to face you'd change colors quicker than the fucking Aroara Boaryalice.

Just try opening you're fat mouth in front of me again, I FUCKING dare you. I can bench press 700 pounds, I drive a top of the line Lambergini and I get more pussy than Walt Chamberlane. You on the other hand watch moeshit, sleep with a waifer pillow and have a gut so huge it makes Homer Sampson look mall nurished by comparison.

Fuck. You.

>> No.10582579

>>10582575

dude thats an epic troll

laughing my butt off :P over 9000 troll wins

>> No.10582581

>>10582575
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ``clever'' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.10582583

For a second I honestly thought I was on /a/. Please stop shitting up /jp/, and this is coming from a crossboarder.

>> No.10582585

>>10582579
You're not very good in this. Please practice in different boards before you come to /jp/.

>> No.10582593

>>10582583
Stop using the cross-boarding feature please.

>> No.10582596

A shitposting thread, this early in the morning, gentlemen?

Fantastic.

>> No.10582598

>>10582593
I'm sorry /jp/-san I'll stop.

>> No.10583126

>>10582596
Thank you very much.

>> No.10583130

>>10582598
I was just kidding lol

>> No.10583134

Didn't realize /jp/ used all my favorite memes too. I'll definitely be visiting here more often! Unless you guys are gonna be posting some missionary sex doujins lol! I'm not a sick freak! =P

>> No.10583138

>>10582383
>>10582481
>>10582546
>>10582583
>>10582593
>>10582596

Fucking goddamn stupid dickhead nazis.

You are the people who ruined /jp/ along with that goddamn fucking stupid janitor. Holy fuck I wish you people would die, you fucking dumb pieces of shit. Fucking stupid delete-happy pieces of fucking shit cunts, just how fucking unintelligent do you have to be to seriously do nothing but complain about /jp/ in threads you don't like?

Fuck you you motherfucking dumb cunts.

>> No.10583144

Word count: 67
"Fuck" and its variations occur: 9 times

13% of your post is needless cursing
``Unintelligent'' indeed

>> No.10583151

>>10583138
cry harder stupid homo

>> No.10583149

>>10583144

I need it to emphasize my hatred.

>> No.10583153

In the end, /jp/ really destroyed itself.

>> No.10583154

>>10583149

Go back to /a/

>> No.10583156

>>10583138
#getrekd

>> No.10583161

>>10582537

They're very smart in Type-Moon

>> No.10583165

>>10582537
Yeah this really offends me as a woman. It's time to make some changes to the industry!!

>> No.10583221

This truly epic meme is even funnier than the one about missionary position being sick, LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?? Am I right guys?

>> No.10583227

>>10583221
Are you being sarcastic?

>> No.10583239

>>10583227
Yes.

>> No.10583247

What is this thread about?

>> No.10583251

>>10583247
Do you need me to read the post out to you?

>> No.10583260

>>10583251
Can you?

>> No.10583284

The sex and romance in F/SN is cringeworthy...

Is there a big difference in reading the original Japanese and the translation?

I don't see how anyone who has ever read a book could read F/SN, it's so dry and awful.
I'm just curious if it's that bad in the original language.

>> No.10583295

>>10583284
It's certainly not that bad in the original language. It's not exactly great either, but it's certainly not that bad.
There is a certain flow to it, and at places even melody. You know, as opposed to whatever the translated script became.

>> No.10583307

>>10582434
>>10582429
If Zun!Bar was here, what would happen?

>> No.10583315

>>10583307
thread would somehow devolve even further into what him and his hanger-ons had for lunch

>> No.10583320

>>10583315

You know that was just him talking to himself, right?

>> No.10583324

>>10583320
i want to believe that, but ive seen it happen so often with plain old anon self proclaimed NEETs that it probably wasnt

>> No.10583326

>>10583315
>>10583320
>>10583324
Take it back to Facebook

>> No.10583351

>>10583315
I never got it, why is ZUN!bar so fucking popular? Admittedly, I didn't start coming to /jp/ regularly before 2010, but still, I never saw anything from him to warrant that kind of adoration.

>> No.10583364

>>10583351

The same reason retards flocked to Sion, Jones, and others. Autism.

>> No.10583369

>>10583364
We don't appreciate ableism around here. Watch yourself.

>> No.10583371

>>10583351
It's just because he's been here for a while. He's also interesting or funny when he's on-topic and not being contrarian for the hell of it.

I used a vanity tripcode on another board for about a year. I was one of the most active posters, and some people became strangely obsessed with me even though I did nothing particularly interesting. I suppose some people are always going to like someone, no matter how useless, irritating, or gimmicky they are.

>> No.10583373

>>10583351
ZUN!bar was a bro

>> No.10583390

>>10583373
The operative word here is "was". His raging PTSD has made him into a annoying pretentious faggot.

It would have been best if the Taliban did him in. Then we could at least have cherished his unsullied memory, now we can't even do that.

>> No.10583395

Hand holding is LEWD as HELL

>> No.10583417

>>10583351
Popular or popular, he was a somewhat above average poster that has been with the board since its conception and has grown to be recognized from his activity on the board.

Beyond that I doubt many cares. He made some shitty posts from time to time but it didn't stop him from being on topic and actually contribute to discussion the other time.
And being able to contribute to on topic discussion for several years makes you a good/decent poster in my book. I still thinks it's fishy that he was banned right after /q/ and the new mods or whatever it was.

Alas, meta discussion about trips was always discouraged. This is no exception.

>> No.10583423

>>10583417
>I still thinks it's fishy that he was banned right after /q/ and the new mods or whatever it was.
What exactly are you implying?

>> No.10583441

stop astroturfing SHIT!bar

>> No.10583802

I like this reminding Saber that she's a pretty girl.
Better than Shirou being a prick keeping her from fighting.

>> No.10583817

>>10583802
How is that being a prick? He's a gentleman.

>> No.10583843

>>10583817

He was a whiteknight, useless and self-destructive.

>> No.10583872

>>10583802
Saber isn't pretty, though. Not even close.

>> No.10583885

>>10583872
You are full of shit, anon.

>> No.10583899

>>10583802

>I like this reminding Saber that she's a pretty girl.

What of part of her do you think is pretty?

She looks like every other Type-Moon character, they're all the same.

>> No.10583901

>>10583899
Her face is pretty. What kind of question is that?

>> No.10583913

>>10583901

If you think that her face is pretty then you should like every female Type-Moon character. Lucky.

>> No.10583915

>>10583899

All of the girls are pretty. That they all have sameface isn't saying much, given most characters suffer from it.

>> No.10583921

So this thread is pretty wacky.

>> No.10583923

>>10583913
There are very few 2D girls who aren't pretty.

>> No.10583927

>>10583923
youre waifu is one of them rfl

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>>10583927

>> No.10583932

>>10583915

>given most characters suffer from it

But for Type-Moon the thing is really critical.

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10583949

I thought she was a lot prettier in Fate/Zero, probably because the art was just so much better.

Fate/Zero Saber is stunning, but Tamamo is the fairest of them all.

>> No.10583961

>>10583949

What a stupid bitch, she's not even good as a slave.

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10583971

>>10583949
Seiba a shit. A SHIT!

>> No.10584080

>>>/a/

>> No.10584117

>>10583932
what if it's conspiracy

>> No.10584139

>>10584080
This thread isn't about anime or manga.

>> No.10584214

>>10584080
you know a place is dead when it sucks at pretending to be elitist

>> No.10584219

>>10583971
Whoa dude, so edgy!

>> No.10584224

>>10584219
Please stop misusing that word.

>> No.10584226

>>10584224
Try and make me, spergmeister.

>> No.10584233

>>10584226
*shoves a big fat black cock in your mouth*

bitch.

>> No.10586596

>>10583423
He never really did worthy of a permanent ban. Then the same week q went up he was all of a sudden banned. Permanently at that.
Despite never really having done anything differently from all the other years of posting.

>> No.10589744

What is this warm feeling I get when I look at her?

>> No.10589751

>>10589744
Pareidolia.

>> No.10590026

still trying to get over how sacrilegious it is to turn Arthur into a girl and then fuck her.

that's just not something you should do. stupid eroge writers not understanding the cultural significance of things.

>> No.10590039

>>10590026
Do you actually worship Arthur or think he was some sort of saint?

>> No.10590045

>>10590026
Nobody actually feels that strongly about King Arthur. Are you kidding me?

>> No.10590049

>>10590045
I DO.

>>10590039
tripfag pls go

>> No.10590051

>tfw le touchy hand
>le epic meme is born
:PPPPPPPPPP

>> No.10590071

>>10590049
If you don't want to watch King Arthur sucking cocks why not watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail instead?

>> No.10590078

>>10590026

Wasn't she originally supposed to be male or something?

>> No.10590087

>>10590026
But he was fan fiction to begin with.

Everything after the Mabinogion is non-canon.

>> No.10590090

>>10590071
tripfag i'm not going to repeat myself here.
>>>/g/
>>>/soc/

>> No.10590104

>Arthur rapes his half-sister, overtaken by lust for her. In any case, the discovery of the incest is usually disastrous; after hearing a prophecy that a child born on May Day, as Mordred was, will destroy him and his kingdom, Arthur rounds up all the noble May Babies and sends them away on a rickety ship. The ship sinks, and the only child to survive is Mordred, who is rescued and eventually returned to his parents.

Arthur in legend is pretty interesting. Rapist and mass-child murderer; truly a paragon of morality.

>> No.10590102

>>10590087
they could of actually used Joan of arc instead if they wanted a woman.

or Xena or something.

>>10590078
how many women do you know called Arthur?

>> No.10590116

>>10590102
>they could of actually used Joan of arc instead if they wanted a woman.

They did.

>> No.10590110

>>10590090
Take it easy buddy.

>> No.10590111

>>10584219
Can't blame her, she's not very sharp

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