/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Weaboos,

My name is Flandre, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, unsophisticated, otakus who spend every second of their day looking at hentai. You are everything bad in Gensokyo. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy from someone like me? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because it's the only human interaction you'll ever get, but you take it to another level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Reimu's armpits.

Don't hide from me, hit me with everything you've got. I'm perfect. I broke out of the basement and went on a rampage and came back without a scratch. What activities do you partake in, other than "jacking off to pictures of me and my friends"? I also live in a huge mansion, and have a super kawaii girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all weaboos who should just go boom. Thank you for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my witch.

[Anonymous No.]

5/10, try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578600
Who's eyes are those eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

removing marisas eyes from the sockets and then feeding them to her in a soup? this artist has an amazing imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

Who even likes Flandre?
2/10

[sage No.]

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas,
and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the?
captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag.
I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.
You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag.
As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil.
The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye? in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist.
Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog.
If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the
ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578600
Wow, your name is Flandre? Who came up with that odd name of yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578600
>other than "jacking off to pictures of me and my friends"

You mean jacking off to pictures of me (as in myself) and my friends? Well, no. My ego is not that big.

[Anonymous No.]

What's wrong with jerking off to pictures of Reimu's armpits? They are very erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>have any of you ever gotten any pussy from someone like me?

No. Your kind is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

damn I think these /jp/sie loosahs are mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578653
onlyafro pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578659
sorry nerd i dont read surprise boxes homo youll have to put that into regular text for me to comprehend

[Anonymous No.]

well you may hate me but i love you flan~

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10578664
Sick fcking burn. Upvoted!