NEET/Hikikomori General

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tell me about your life

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Please delete the image or restart the thread with a different one.

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Lately all I've been doing is watching shitty thriller movies like Cube all day.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

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>>10577882
I'm still alive.

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>>10577897
You should watch Hard Boiled instead.

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Week 6 of going from long-term NEET to working 45+ hours I week.
がんば！

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This thread was made with a shitty image macro, an arguably misspelled word, and a no-punctuation no-capitalization phrase which makes it sound like whoever made it is angry at NEETs for 'blogging.' Make a new thread.

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After almost 2 years of being a NEET I start work tuesday at some factory that makes fiber optic cables.

I'm really not looking forward to returning to the torment known as the working world. This will be the first time I've worked 12 hour shifts and the place is over half an hour away. But I need money because my grandma is dropping the ball lately as far as finances go.

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>>10577897
Me, too. Yesterday it was "Blood River". There's a new Southland episode out which will keep me entertained for a while today.

I think I'm going to watch "Breakdown" afterwards. I may shower afterwards.

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why don't we all meet irl and rob a bank and split the earnings

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>>10577935
I didn't understand todays southland, why did that man have so much money? why was he throwing it in the streets?

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After not going to university for four years, I have to go there and quit officially so I can get my autismbux. If I don't do it, I won't get money.

But it's so stressful. They will kick me out next month anyway, so I think I'll just wait. But then I have to reschedule my autismbux appointment. I can't take it easy under these conditions.

So next month I'll officially be a state-sponsored neet and my parents won't have to pay for me anymore. In a way, I'm proud for making it this far without killing myself.

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Well, I'm working 25 hours a week @ $9 / hr and I'm putting the money to the stock market with small successes here and there. I've made about $300 in a month on the stock market with $2.5k which I think is pretty damn good considering most hedge funds go for 20% annual growth.

Things are looking pretty okay, as long as my parents stay employed...

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its my third semester in a row not going to any classes, i wonder how long i can go until my parents stop paying tuition

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NEET for almost eight years, had my 23rd birthday a few days ago, I want a loli girlfriend.

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>>10577949

I don't know your situation, but my parents would much rather have me tell them I'm not going to class and just give me money to live off of instead.

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>>10577955
You creep. If I ever get the loli daughteru that I want. I'll never let her play with you.

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>>10577947
>NEET General
>Working

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>>10577958
i have a brother that did really well in school and was always ambitious, but after college he had no idea what to do and now he just travels and doesnt have a job and they dont want another fuck up kid

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>>10577940
That train in the background is awesome.

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>>10577965
NEET threads were never about NEETs

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>>10577982
You lost me.

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In this past month I have got a gf, started going to the gym, and am currently looking for a job. I guess this is goodbye NEET general, although I will probably still lurk because its entertaining. Time to trying out being a normie, I may return if I fail but for my health I hope not.

Goodnight /jp/

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I've done nothing other than play Civilization IV and masturbate this week.

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>>10577987
See you next week.

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>>10577960
>If I ever get the loli daughteru that I want.

You should have have used a full stop here.

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Last night I found out I was using pillows wrong. I'm much more comfortable now. Thank you for listening.

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I had a wet dream for the first time in years. Strangest feeling ever.

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>>10578004
elaborate

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>>10578004
Tell me your secrets, まくらくん. I, too, would like to increase my comfort level.

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>>10578012
you have to put your head in the middle

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>>10578011
Was it an intense orgasm? Wet dreams are always the most intense orgasms I have.

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>>10578012
For as long as I can remember I put my head on it so that my chin was on the bed but the top of my head was on the pillow.

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>>10578017
Probably. I barely remember the dream at all but it was probably lewd. Didn't get to feel the orgasm either, I just woke up in time for the cleanup ;_;

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>>10578031
I'm sorry you didn't get to feel it. Maybe next time?

Once I had a wet dream were I was fucking a chocolate loli but it started to melt and got all icky. It was almost like a wet nightmare.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkQ21tOdDJc

I was just listening to this. It reminded me of better days... the days when the subhuman normie cancer had yet to invade the internet.
Back when you could pirate things without repercussion. Back when there was no tumblr, facebook, or twitter. Back when this place was better.

Some people will say the internet was always shit and I agree, but there was a different flavor to it. Now it's all gone. Forever.

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>>10578043
I've had plenty of sexual dreams, but they don't normally end with me waking up to caked undergarments. Now I'm curious about whether it's possible to force a wet dream by lucid dreaming first

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>>10578069
It has happened to me more times than I can count. It's usually because I forget to masturbate in a while. At least it wakes me up so I can clean up the mess before it dries in.

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>>10578045
that's some mono no aware, dude

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flip 'em the bird

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I literally just got a degree in Japanese so I could masturbate to cartoons. I should probably just kill myself, but until then I'm gonna live the NEET lifestyle. At first I thought the degree might give me lee-way in being allowed to NEET it up at my parents, but I'm starting to realize having it is one less excuse for not getting a job. I need to come up with something fast. I could fake mental problems, but that might make them restrict my recreational drug usage.

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do you guys prefer being a NEET during the daytime or at nighttime?

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>>10578119
>I literally just got a degree in Japanese so I could masturbate to cartoons

You are overqualified being a NEET.

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The short story is I took a lot of amphetamine and then played Pretty Warrior May Cry for about 20 hours straight.
Been up for over two days now because headache won't stop and going to an appointment at the local Assburgers clinic at 8 because grandmother has good intentions but is kind of retarded.

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>>10578119
Flip 'em the bird. Flippem major birdage, that'll win you the strongest bride.

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>>10578127
Well he's certainly overqualified for being a wanker.

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>>10578128
It's a catch-22. If I want to NEET it up during the day then it's really noisy and hard to take it easy. If I want to NEET it up at night I have trouble sleeping because of how noisy it is during the day.

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>>10578128
Daytime. That way I won't have to force myself to be quiet while people are sleeping. Also sleeping all day is not good for your health. It's best to sleep at night.

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>>10578140
>sleeping all day is not good for your health
[citation needed]

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>>10578128
I wish I could NEET in the daytime because that's when people are working to keep services running but I always wake up in the evening after staying up all night, which feels like a wasted day if I sleep at a normal time which in turn causes me to repeat the cycle.
Nighttime is nice because there's no noise.

I'm too lazy to do anything about it though.

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There is a great disturbance in the force.

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Last night a couple of hours before bed I ate one box of mac and cheese with some spicy peanuts afterwards, and drank some sparkling lemonade to wash it all down. Two hours after I had been in bed sleeping, I woke up incredibly itchy all over. My legs, my back, my arms, my neck, the top of my head, ect. Everywhere. I've never been that itchy before in my entire life.

I'm blaming the mac and cheese.

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we should totally still get together and make that NEET commune guys.

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>>10578153
that is an eclectic diet you got there

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Goddammit, I think my back is infected.

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>>10578153
no man it's the bed bugs

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>>10578157
infected with what

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>>10578160
No idea

GodDAMMIT FUCK ME

Fuck.

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>>10578160

aids

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>>10578153
I had a really itchy rash covering my body once, it was when I didn't leave my room for a week nor did I shower or change clothes.

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>>10578160
Frogs of course.

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>>10578157
>that feel when rampant backne since 14
Please end the suffering

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Just set up a second stream.

24/7 Touhou jazz: http://176.31.108.211:8000/touhou_jazz.ogg
24/7 Touhou soundtracks: http://176.31.108.211:8000/touhou_soundtracks.ogg

Feel free to make requests.

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>>10578101
>I forget to masturbate
That's incredible, how do you do that?

>>10578119
If you are on 4chan and want to be a neet, you don't need to fake mental illnesses. You are probably some kind of sociophobic, depressed asperger. Why don't you go looking for jobs until you find a good opportunity to make a failed suicide attempt? Go to a mental hospital, get diagnosed, get autismbux.

>>10578128
I go to bed when it gets dark and sleep until the sun shines. I let my sleeping rhythm be natural and calibrate itself. I very rarely am tired anymore. I don't really like the daytime though, because it is so bright and you can see how dirty your apartment is. I guess I'm torn, I like nighttime better, but I sleep through most of it.

>>10578149
What I did was download f.lux, a program that makes your monitor emit warm light when the sun sets. That way you naturally get tired. I had a messed up sleeping rhythm too, but that program fixed it without me even doing anything. Now when the sun sets, I get extremely sleepy and mellow, so I have to go to bed. It's a very cozy and relaxing feeling.

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>>10578168
You know, I need to change the sheets as well. I change them twice a year when it gets too hot or too cold. It's getting to hot right about now.

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>>10578119
>recreational drug usage
Your what? Are you telling me that you are NEET, with a degree in Japanese, yet you waste money, time, and brain cells on drugs?

I don't need to be prude and going on some "drugs are bad m'kay" speech, but I just don't. Well. I just don't see how or why.
Shit costs money. You could use that on figurines, games, or whatever. Blu-ray anime and imports or something. If you have that Japanese degree you might as well use it.

Which brings up my other point. Drugs and literature and or games? Seriously? It devolves the experience something immensely. Plenty argues they have plenty of fun anyway, but afterwards they can't recite whatever they read/watched/played worth shit.

I guess the effects might be different from person to person, but I still can't fathom how drugs/alcohol wouldn't get in the way.
From personal experience it ruined everything. I have my few hobbies and it's most of all I have, and nothing that should have been messed with.

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speaking of nighttime NEETing, how late do pizza places usually deliver?

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>>10578177
I change mine once or twice a year, by the end they're stained and there is an obvious discoloration.
I didn't even know I was supposed to be flipping the mattress until recently.

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>>10578185
Why waste money on such silly material goods that you have suggested? Recreational drugs allow you to relax and a lot of them, such as weed, ecstasy and DMT, have almost no long term side effects. DMT in particular allows you to have amazing psychedelic experiences. You really can't knock these kinds of recreational drugs until you have tried them. It's not like they are going to do you any harm.

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I've been up for hours watching harlem shake videos on youtube

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>>10578173
>That's incredible, how do you do that?
Not him but I often go days without doing it, I could go longer but I try to do it once a week so I don't have wet dreams. Sometimes I do it because I just feel like it, other times it feels scheduled but overall, other things manage to draw my attention away.

>What I did was download f.lux, a program that makes your monitor emit warm light when the sun sets. That way you naturally get tired. I had a messed up sleeping rhythm too, but that program fixed it without me even doing anything. Now when the sun sets, I get extremely sleepy and mellow, so I have to go to bed. It's a very cozy and relaxing feeling.
I'll try that, thanks, but what if you don't want to sleep yet for one reason or another? Does it make you physically/mentally tired?

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Thongs princess?

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>>10578185
And one of the potential consequences is you end up with HPPD and drift through your day, only able to recollect the past 5 minutes at best. I would know, shit happened to me form DXM, which was more of a rare case, but still worth noting.

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>>10578221
Cocaine gave this one dude I knew once schizophrenia

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>>10578224
I only ever got stimulant induced psychosis - from ritalin and adderall instead - that basically went away a day or two after stopping a binge.

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>>10578218
I get pretty tired, yes. But generally I can stay up an extra hour or two. And I feel very refreshed after sleeping. Sun goes down at 6 and I stay up until 8, sometimes 9. And it's very easy to fall asleep now, when I needed hours to fall asleep before.

Another good thing is that your sleeping schedule will always be controlled by the sun and won't shift over time.

You just have to avoid all bright, blue lights.

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What injuries has /jp/ sustained in their lifetime? Cuts, broken bones, chronic illness or otherwise.

I don't have much myself except for the time I fell off a ladder and landed on a fence with my spine, I just walked it off but I suspect it did or will effect me in the longterm.

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>>10578273
fractured ass

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>>10578273
Got myself ran over and broke both shin bones. I don't know what the fuck was wrong with me. When I felt confident as a kid/teenager I just disregarded danger. I was such an idiot.

I still do stuff like that. I can't control myself when I feel good. It's one of the reasons I don't want to ever stop being NEET. I'm a danger to myself and others.

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>>10578273
I have Graves' disease and I broke my leg once.

I pooped in my cast by accident and they had to cut it off.

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>>10578278
I guess I also disregard danger but its less about feeling good and more a result of depression.

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>>10578273
Asthma and eczema have been with me my whole life and was hospitalized for the asthma when I was younger. I broke my left arm once, it didn't set properly so it had to be refractured and a plate was needed.

I occasionally get sleep paralysis as well and it always sounds like a fighter jet or a train in my room and it scares the crap out of me.

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>>10578282
What's it like to break a bone? Besides the immediate pain.
I used to be jealous of the kids who came in with casts but maybe it was only because they got long absence.

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>>10578288
>I used to be jealous of the kids who came in with casts but maybe it was only because they got long absence.
same

every girl literally gets on her knees in class in front of the kid with a cast and wants to suck their dick and sign their names and shit

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>>10578282
How in the HELL did you manage to poop in your cast?

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>>10578290
When I had a cast one of the girls I had a crush on and who would occasionally try to fit in with my group of friends asked to sign my cast. I told her no. The friends who I did let sign, drew dicks on it.

Also, I have the same brace that went on my arm after surgery which was worn for a few weeks during physical therapy, and it's so much larger than my arm I would not think it once fit perfectly. I can't tell if I was just overweight back then, or if I'm underweight now.

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>>10578273
Fractured my right acetabulum (basically my hip), lots of metal and 9 screws.

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I haven't won a contest in weeks

I have preorders that need paying but no money because I haven't won anything to sell.

man this sucks

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>>10578293
it was right up to my ass

hard to get on the toilet

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>>10577882
live from the rent of a lot apartments
and do nothing all de day long because i dont need to do anything
feel so proud of myself

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>>10578372
Your job is being an property Manager

just because you do shit all doesn't mean it's not a job

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>>10578360
Are you the guy who gets income from signing up to a billion contests?
I hope your luck begins to turn for the better.

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>>10578383
Thanks

my last win was $500 2 weeks ago

I need to try harder. Some days I feel lazy and don't enter any.

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>>10578372

How old the fuck are you? Did you inherit all of them apartments?

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>>10578386
How do you do it?
Do you scrounge around for small unknown contests, or do you go for big ones? I was thinking of those radio ones but the prizes around here are negligible.

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Fell out of bed this morning and immediately started vaping.
Then I ate a dorito and fruit roll up sandwich.
Then I played Path of Exile and suddenly it was 4:30 in the morning.
Now here I am.

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>>10578448
you sure it wasn't just 4:20?

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This is awkward even to talk to /jp/ about, but my anus has been itchy for the past few days. And I mean INSANLEY itchy. I couldn't help but scratch a few times, and well, tonight, I pulled out a something that looked like a little white thread. My first thought was, "oh, thats weir-OH DEAR GOD IT MOVED". As it turns out I have a FUCKING INFESTATION OF WORMS IN MY INTESTINES.

There's medicine for it, but still, it was really terrifying at first.

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>>10578470
Dude what.

>>10578477
Dude if you don't get rid of them soon they crawl up your insides and lay eggs in your brain.
It's true, I read it on the internet.
Or maybe that was a dream.

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>>10578480
I'm serious about this weird little things. Watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M_bBOSV67Y

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>>10578477
My ass sometimes itches but it passes eventually.
I'm under suspicion that I have worms or something because my appetite is all over the place and I rarely put on weight no matter how much and how often I eat, and I don't even care what I eat. Hell, I haven't eaten a home-cooked meal in over a month.

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>>10578485
That's pretty gross anon, I don't know why you showed me that. You realize that's the inside of someone's butt.

>>10578486
That fruit roll up and dorito sandwich is all I've eaten today and I feel great, not even fat. But I definitely don't have worms in my butt.

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>>10578485
AHHHHHHH!!

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>>10578477

You remind me of the dude who used the handle of his toilet cleaning brush stuck it up his ass while he fapped.