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When was the last time you jaypeed on someone's lawn?

>> No.10577840

It's been a while.

>> No.10577851

what on earths is that young woman doing?

>> No.10577861

>>10577851
The worm.

>> No.10577914

>>10577839
The last time I what?

>> No.10577917

>>10577914
Jaypeed.

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>>10577917

>> No.10577995

>>10577983
>>10577914
Newfaglet

>> No.10577997

>>10577995
Yes. And I'd like to know what it means.
Sorry for my inconvenience.

>> No.10578024

>>10577997
I think it means:
>When was the last time you urinated on someone's lawn?

For me it would be about 8 months ago.

>> No.10578029

>>10577914
>>10578024
You guys are joking... Right?

>> No.10578037

Does my own lawn count?
Then, Saturday.

>> No.10578047

I'm peein on your lawn right now.

>> No.10578054

>>10578029
Not really. I was walking home, and I had to pee. So I did. In the bushes.

If you count pissing in sinks, probably 4 days ago.

>> No.10578065

I saw down in the bathtub today and peed into my panties. It felt so warm and nice sitting in my own urine. I put my pants back on when I was done. Wearing wet panties all day was cute and embarrassing!

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>>10578065

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You'll find out soon enough.

>> No.10578110

>>10578065
I thought about trying something like that a few times when I was masturbating, but I think I'd feel disgusted with myself after ten minutes.

>> No.10578117

>>10578065
>>10578110

Don't worry when you get old maybe you will get to experience fecal/bladder incontinence.

I'm sure you'll love all the pressure sores you will get.

>> No.10578124

>>10578110
It did feel kind of not-very-good once the pee got cold after like twenty minutes but it was still fun thinking about how I was soaking wet with pee.

>>10578117
Doesn't the pee just sort of dribble out when you're incontinent, though? I like peeing on purpose! It feels cute and naughty.

>> No.10578125

My mom bought a reel mower today. Over the years I've gotten more sensitive to loud noises so the thought of using a reel mower compared to a gas powered or even an electric one really excites me.

>> No.10578131

>>10578124
I-i'm not sure how it comes out, but I do know it comes out unwillingly.

>> No.10578135

>>10578125
Until you realize reel mowers suck fucking ass.

>> No.10578142

>>10578135
The front yard is twelve feet by six feet, I think anything more is overkill.

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