/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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I need to set things up straight once and for all... and I'm gonna do it here in a public forum for all to see... and a place where I can point people so I don't have to defend myself every time.

Earlier, someone on 4chan vn-devs EVN thread accused me (again) of being a Smuggler and having a bad case of "Pseudologia fantastica" because quite frankly, I've been experiencing a lot of highlights and down times that most people will find unbelievable... so let's get started.

I'm saying this with a straight face, I'm not a smuggler. I will never ever become a smuggler and I did not smuggle anything at all... How did it all started?... 4 years ago I had a majority stake in Hermillano Trading (now defunct) which is a brokerage based in North Harbour (also deals in scrap metals) and for a short period I was serving as the General and Operations Manager though there is someone there who took day to day operations while I'm mostly present to inspect and make sure everything is in working order.

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Long story short, my name, the company was used by a smuggler to smuggle Php4 Million pesos worth of onions and got media attention. Of course the prime suspect was me because my name was all over the paper works and in the newspapers. Fast forward 6 months, we managed to collect enough paper and money trail to determine that it was indeed an inside job and the responsible guy now rotting in jail. Unfortunately, our license to import was revoked which really hurt sales... we have no choice but to dissolve the company and sell all the equipment (save for a few trucks) to pay for everything.

Now let's go to the "Pseudologia fantastica" thing. Some people find it incredibly unbelievable that I can juggle doing OELVN's (aka EVN) for fun while managing several businesses. So just because I managed to do what seems impossible to you... I'm lying?... let me say this... I made my fortune selling Printer Inks. You don't believe me? Fine, not my problem... You think it's unbelievable that I'm now pretty well off because of selling printer inks?... Not my problem... but please be informed that I'm selling printer inks by the Barrel... True, they're cheap Chinese knockoff of branded inks meant to be sold to refilling stations and who knows where it ends but the fact still remains that I'm selling them... "by the barrel"

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No one cares, Mugen.

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And what about your so called other businesses?... Surely you must be lying... there's no way you can juggle all of these and still do your crappy OELVN thing... Wrong! That's what business managers are for... like I always say again and again... don't work for money... let money work for you... Invest and diversify in several businesses in whole or in part then hire someone to manage them. At the end of the day all I need is to log-in to Netsuite and see the sales data, reports and other things I needed to decide what will be in tomorrow's or next week's agenda. So if you think it's impossible for one person to handle an Advertising Placement Agency, A Fabrication Factory, Wall Cladding Distribution, Several Fast Food Franchises, Flood Management, Risk Assessment Firm, Ink Wholesale then it was not me who has the problem... It was you whoever you are. Me?... I know exactly what to do, where to position and what it takes to get what I want.

You're lying, I still don't believe you. We want proof!

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I did, IIRC that was nearly 2 years ago that you guys asked for proof of my identity. I gave you everything you needed just short of compromising my identity. Papers, Photos I even went as far as ask my webguy to create a page in one of my non-uncle mugen website and post the image you provided but what did you do in return!?... YOU DDOS'ed my main business site YOU spammed my GoDaddy email with Porn Invites... 10MB of space was quickly filled preventing legitimate emails from even entering. You compromised some of my other accounts that I have to spend two whole months doing damage control. Now that I think about it... why am I even catering to your demands?... what do I get in return if I again prove to you that I am who I am... chances are you'll just troll my email account again.

And now to answer another question that is often being asked to me lately... Who is Uncle Mugen?

This is the current, short and accurate definition. Uncle Mugen was a fictional character created by some bored guy initially intended (and probably still is) as a self insert of himself. Nowadays, Uncle Mugen now merely serves as his Online Persona mostly to relieve stress and simply to have a little fun on the Internets. There is a third more grimmer reason but let's not go into that. And don;t get me started on why I insist on using the term OELVN instead of EVN... because I'm beginning to suspect you're just trolling me...

"POOF" (Disappears)

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chronic thirst for attention

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No fun allowed

[Anonymous No.]

Do you people have any idea why Onion Smuggling is illegal?

Onion farming is a very lucrative business in the Philippines. An onion farmer can take in twice the national average salary with a good harvest.

[Anonymous No.]

It's too late Uncle Mugen, smuggling onions has become such a part of your online persona that nobody will ever forget it. You'd be better of if you just embraced it.