/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What's it like having /jp/bros?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10575902

coffitivity,com

I want a nip one.

[Anonymous No.]

coffitivity . com

I want a nip version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575920

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>>10575925
>>10575928
Web infographics annoy me.

Not sure why. I think I'm just bitter and hate everything R*ddit likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575928
>>10575925
Listening to that just pisses me off. I think I just have a low tolerance for noise pollution. Increase productivity my ass.

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>>10575951
It's for "creative" people.

AKA people not doing real work.

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>>10575951
This. I don't even mind "consistent" noise, like the hum of a computer or even white noise, but the pointlessness of this pisses me off. I can get used to people talking in a library, but I'm tolerating it, not actively taking advantage of it. It's not something I'd opt into.

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>>10575955
Why is creative work not real work? Are you saying that writing is not a real job?

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>>10575928
>coffitivity . com
What awful shit. There's a reason some people prefer to stay home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575981
some people don't though

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>>10575951
>Increase productivity my ass.
I can increase the productivity of your ass

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>>10575928
>coffitivity . com

Not only does the noise bug me, but it bugs me how it's recreating the noise of a "coffee shop" of all places.
Couple that with the creativity they're on about and you can tell they're talking to Apple fanboys whose creativity extends only to greyscaling photos with their shitty iPads and putting them on whatever sharing site is hot right now. Instagram? I don't know.

Jeez...

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing special. We talk about drama happening on the board, VNs, and all that jazz.

I'm also helping him out in learning Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575988
By increasing fiber in my diet.

[Anonymous No.]

He's pretty cool. He's been going to other sites more often now though. Another guy I met from /jp/ was nice at first but then he started bullying me.
I have some friends from /v/ and one from /a/ and they're all genuinely nice to be around.

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>>10575992
Do coffee shops even sound like that? Even trendy coffee shops for MacBook users in cardigans can't be that noisy. Shut up, you hipsters, I'm trying to drink my coffee.

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>>10575970
All writing is not Creative Writing, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

I have one /jp/ friend. He's an asshole but I love him.

[Anonymous No.]

Coffee shops are obviously where people do all their creative and productive work.

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>>10576004
No, they don't. The retards who made that site apparently think a high school cafeteria is a coffee shop.

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>>10576003
What kind of bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

Ｉ　ｃａｎ’ｔ　ｗｉｄｅ　ｔｅｘｔ　ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ．．．。。。

[Anonymous No.]

/k/ommando reporting in, think this is the appropriate thread to ask:

Can someone give me the rundown of the basic otaku male in their natural habitat? I see them at the university I go to off-base and sit next to a few of them in class. Why is it they seen to have no hygiene at all and just outright disgust me? I mean they are some cool guys but it is hard as shit to relate to them, and would rather be friends them shove them off and label them as weirdos, cause you know, better to make friends then label and ignore.

TL:DR: /k/ needs help understanding otaku dudes and would like to befriend them to understand the shit they do.

Thanks in advance

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>>10576013
oh my god if anyone gives a serious response to this i fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576013
Find a gun or military otaku who you're comfortable with.

[Anonymous No.]

http://coffitivity.com/other/termsofuse.html

>"Coffitivity", "Coffitivity.com", and "Enough Noise to Work" are trademarks of Coffitivity, Inc.

Why?

Did Y Combinator just have too much money one day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576013
Otaku look like this.

The smelly ones that go to school are just nerds.

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>>10576013
>hard as shit to relate
Because they wouldn't want to hang out with a shitty normalpleb that barely knows shit about the medium, do they?

They see you as peasants. Just label them as weirdos and go on.

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>>10576013
Anyone who calls themselves an "otaku" is a faggot. That's all you need to know.

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>>10576003
Please do not miuse sopilers and go back to your board.

[Anonymous No.]

I always expect that maybe, just maybe, threads like these will have real /jp/ers talking about their experiences. This thread reeks of off-boarders.

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>>10576034
point them out pls

[Anonymous No.]

*joining in the galactic communion of the flesh*

QL'XIAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>10576013
Find a ``weapon otaku'', watch out for sword guys though.

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>>10576034

Do you have any experience? What's it like to have friends?

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>>10576034
What experiences? You mean the original post?

One time I went into #/jp/. It wasn't very good. The end.

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>>10576021
Anyone can claim something as a trademark, it doesn't cost money unless you register it.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no /jp/bro irl
>tfw fitting in with normals at school and pretending to enjoy their company

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>>10576051

I know that feel...

Afterwards I have to go to /jp/ and deal with all the fags posting touhou... 50 threads about one shitty shooter game.

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>>10576051
Right now you are trying to fit into /jp/ and enjoy our company. You just can't stop pretending, can you?

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>>10576054
There is a point when normals pretending to be otherwise, only fool themselves.

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>>10576053
>deal with all the fags posting touhou

let us feel together

[Anonymous No.]

>Me walking to /jp/ in the morning to do my creative writing

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>>10576005
Are you saying that writing stories and novels isn't real work?

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>>10576078
Me on the left.

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>>10576026
Would it be worse if they said they were explicitly from /jp/?

>>10576023
Sure they do

>>10576028
>they sit next to me and try to talk to me
Just trying to nice

>>10576040
I"ve seen a few of them - they just make me want to beat them with their airshit.

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>>10576100
>I"ve seen a few of them

You most certainly haven't. Please lurk the required 6 months before making a fool of yourself in /jp/.

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>>10576048
Are you sure you aren't getting confused with copyright?

I always thought you had to pay for a trademark.

Then again, the fact there's a distinction between "trademark" and "registered trademark" makes me think you might be right.

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>>10576086
Yes. It's not even creative.

You are but a vessel for the effects your surroundings have on you and write down words according to how you were affected.

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>>10576098
The adapted KGNE to a live drama?

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>>10576086
Last I checked Charles Dickens didn't invent indoor plumbing or the internet, so fuck him.

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>>10576111

No, that's Kanon, you dolt.

[Anonymous No.]

And you people told me that Auschwitz didn't exist.