/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

"human village" is p much the lamest thing in toho

theres a big place caled gensoky full of magic and cool stuff... and then theres "human village". what an shitty name.

[Anonymous No.]

The village itself probably doesn't have a name. It's the human village, not the Human Village.

[Fleezing No.]

The Humans in Gensokyo are special

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574970
This makes sense. I doubt humans are valued very highly there.

[Anonymous No.]

The village is full of magic and cool stuff too, though.

Also, the name village is hardly fitting considering there are fuckhuge mansions like Hieda's there.

[Anonymous No.]

I agree
Get shitty humans out Gensokyo.
Gensokyo for Yokais.

[Anonymous No.]

Tall redhead Chinese with blue eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574985
*Youkai

[Anonymous No.]

The human village sounds pretty magical to me. I bet he could beat Johnny Storm in a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

It's the one place in the game where you can save, plus there's a free bed in the flower shop that you can just walk in and use for some reason, if you don't want to pay 200 gold for the inn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574965
Youkai needs food jim

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574984
Did you say something, youkai whore?

[Anonymous No.]

The human village is being attacked by armed ghouls, more at eleven

[Anonymous No.]

Humans are magical creatures too. Just that we don't find them interesting because we are one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575032
edgy ;)

[Anonymous No.]

KILL ALL HUMANS

HUMANS ARE FILTH, GO DIE

YOUKAI ARE SUPREME

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575041
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574965
It's okay
youkai hunters live there

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck youkai. Fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575040
wow this game looks retarded, that character looks retarded

who the fuck draws game protags these days? They did a better job back with pixels and shit

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwZY31uDZIY

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575058
Go back to bed, Grandpa

[Anonymous No.]

Ｆｉｌｔｈｙ ｄｕｍｂ ｙｏｕｋａｉ ｓｃｕｍ．

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575082
more meat

[Purple No.]

>>10575081
Why are adult males more expensive than females?

[Purple No.]

>>10575085
Not in a 1:2 ratio, also I heard that in pigs testosterone ruins the meat taste, dunno in humans though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575082
more Meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575088
Hey, remember that gif where the guy chainsaws a hog and it keeps flailing around without a head and shit with shit and blood all over and shit? That shit was great.

[Anonymous No.]

ｙｏｕｋａｉ　＝　ｍｏｎｋｅｙ　ｓａｍｅ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575068
REMOVE YOUKAI FROM PREMISES

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575046
the girls get abused in these images...?

i, i dont think i like these anymore... why would you draw that.

[Anonymous No.]

the human village is full of shitty things like humans so they are shitty themselves for a village. lamest thing in toho the humans are useless they don't need to be here.

[Anonymous No.]

ＹＯＵＫＡＩ　Ａ　ＳＨＩＴ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575112
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574965
YOUKAI SCUM DETECTED. GET BACK TO YIDF

[Anonymous No.]

I hate youkai because of their shameless exploitation of various incidents, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war exterminations. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the humans in the lands you STOLE thanks to your God friends in Gensokyo.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Shrine Maiden, an anti-youkai, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again Youkai have their friends in Sanzu no Kawa, who love to line their pockets by tugging at youkai heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, youkai?

[Anonymous No.]

If war broke out between the Human Village and a lesser 2hu (maybe Cirno,) and you were the humans' war tactician, what would your tactic be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575148
Throw bodies at it until it dies. Worked for Russia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575148
The enemy is an idiot.
Put enough traps and she's done for.

[Anonymous No.]

ｄｉｅ　ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ　ｙｏｕｋａｉ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575148

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575148
Flamethrowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575148

Sabotage the human village from the inside and disappear before the battle starts.

Reimu will take care of it anyway, gives her something to do.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

It may be a magical and colorful, (and meaningful) name for that settlement for the people of Gensokyo.

Or Maybe Gensokyans are just extremely utilitarian when it comes to name places.

Like, that mountain where a lot of Youkai inhabit = Youkai Mountain.
Or, that forest full of magical things?.... they decided to call it Forest of Magic, genius!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

But what if...

WHAT IF...

The human are like the jews and...

The youkais are like...

Are like the master race?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese-Jewish_common_ancestry_theory

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576422
Humans turning youkai against each other, while quietly hoarding shekels in the backround?
Don't really see that happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576422
Cool story, kike
Tengu = Jews

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576465
Can I be a Lion Tengu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576422
I wish they'd stop writing themselves into history.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Israelism

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574965
You r shitposting is too kawai, could you teach me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576491
I see this from everyone, not just the Jews.

Blacks with Egypt, and northern Europeans with Greece and Rome.

Its disgusting. Northern Euros have their own things later on, why can't they accept classical civilizations and empires were Southern European?

Worse with Scandis, all they've done is build longhouses and be blonde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576460
>>10576465

Jews and tenjews works together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575081
Ｙｏｕｋａｉ　ａｒｅ　ｎｏｔ　ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ　ｉｎ　ｈｕｍａｎ　ｖｉｌｌａｇｅ

[Anonymous No.]

The tenjewish conspiracy is so strong it makes you believe that the onis were mindless brutes and that the youkais were the bad ones all along. They allied with the jews to steal a part of gensokyo that is know called the "human village" and wrote the story backward making you think that the other youkais are the manipulating, greedy, money grappling thieves.

A witch known for he habit of stealing precious things and a miko (her being the enemy of the youkais is a FALSE FLAG don't get fooled!) wanting more and more money both from the same human village, it is A LOT of coincidence don't you think?

[Anonymous No.]

pick your poison /jp/

youks=niggers
tengus=jews
spooks=sandniggers
mooners=illegal beaner aliens
faeries=native americans

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576780
what about gods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576780
spooks or youks

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576780
i'll go with yama

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576780

It makes the Onis the only true Aryans then?

The humans were fooled by the jews to banish them underground?

Fear them, you winged kykes, for them lebensraum is still waiting!

ps: I wouldn't have made the youks the niggers though. The whiny multiculturalists suits a lotta better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576780
If youkai are niggers what about former humans like Parsee and Alice?

[Anonymous No.]

what exactly is this, "aryan"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576816
post this on /pol/ for funny answers

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576826
that sounds like a lotta work to do, i don't feel like it, can you do it for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576821

[Anonymous No.]

>"human village" is p much the lamest thing in toho
>"human village" is particularly much the lamest thing in toho
"human village" is possibly much the lamest thing in toho
"human village" is patchouli much the lamest thing in toho

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576851
I agree. Patchouli is the lamest thing in toho. She's a youkai but she has health problems. Worst of all, her magic skills are mediocre. She's no honored guest. Remilia just took pity on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576821

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576857

M...Mukyuuu! Her health is terrible because her magic is great!

Yet it is totally possible Remilia just took pity on such a gloomy, depressed unattractive lonely dyke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576813
>It makes the Onis the only true Aryans then?
laughing whores.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576873
Viets are flooding into yurop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576868
Please stop bullying patchouli

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576821
Well once you go black...

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should found a Human Village that is made out of humans.

Though I guess it might be impractical, you'd either need to find some way to keep all your buildings alive or else replace them frequently because dead bodies decay much quicker than other materials.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10577015
They could make the village out of skeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10577015
Maybe it could be a village of catobelpas, gorgons and cockatrices using petrified humans as building materials.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10577075
That's a cool idea. However, as >>10577067
points out, humans already contain stones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574965
/jp/ determined that the long lost Emeshi tribes were the human village in touhou a few days ago. That makes it pretty interesting if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575152
Fuck you, Cirno isn't an idiot, you have no basis for even calling her one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575205
Cirno actually gets stronger where there's more heat, because I'm pretty sure her power involves taking away the heat from things. Can't do that as well when there isn't as much heat.

[Anonymous No.]

EXTERMINATE ALL THE YOUKAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>10577015
>>10577067
>>10577075
>>10577263

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578051
Are they really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578229
West humans are Greed Youkai called Waitopiggu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578229
Welll...... Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

ｙｏｕｋａｉｓ　ａｒｅ　ｔｈｒｅａｔ　ｔｏ　ｈｕｍａｎｉｔｙ．
ｒａｃｅｍｉｘｉｎｇ　ｉｓ　ｂｅｔｒａｙａｌ　ｏｆ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｒａｃｅ．
ｙｏｕｋａｉ　ｇｏ　ｔｏ　ｈｅｌｌ．

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575040
Oh, so it's okay to kill humans but it's not okay to kill youkai? Get out of here with your double standards, youkaiminist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578327
Oh, so it's okay to kill youkai but it's not okay to kill humans? Get out of here with your double
standards

[Anonymous No.]

I'M A HUMAN
SON OF A BITCH YOUKAI
YOUKAI IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A MEAT?
DO YOU WANT A SPELL CARD?
YOUKAI IS PIG DISGUSTING
YUKARI YAKUMO IS A MURDERER
FUCKING YOUKAI MOUNTAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578356
REAL HUMAN BEING.

[Anonymous No.]

ｄｅｌ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578356
>Murderer
You live off the work of the poor who slave away until they die, not getting anything for it. That's worse than killing. But you don't see me whining about it.

Killing is a natural part of the world, so the sooner you stop flinging around retarded words like "murderer," the happier you'll be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574984
Youkai would die after a day if you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578051
I remember that thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578651
jewkai go to hell

[Anonymous No.]

YOUKAI IS SHAYATAN (DEVILS)
YOU SEE YOUKAI, THROW HER OFF THE MOUNTAIN
YOUKAI MAKE YOU DRINK: BAD
YOUKAI MAKE YOU LUST: BAD
YOUKAI NO GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578227
>>10578736
The only humans that belong in touhou, besides love partners to the touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578201
I'm sure if Cirno realizes she absorbs heat, rather than giving off cold, her true potential will be realized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10581314

I want to know more! Was this thread saved or archived?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10583113
Every thread is archived in foolz. Just do a general subject search by typing in Shinto. It was in the last Shinto thread we had. There wasn't too much said about them though. The thread got deleted before more subject could be brought up. No big loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574985

Considering Sanae is a green-haired human from the modern outside world, Touhou seems to follow the typical convention of "Fuck genetics, random-colored hair for everybody!".

There's also Marisa and Sakuya, though they're a bit more iffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574985
Meling is northern chinese, so it makes sense for her to be tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585121

Where did you draw that conclusion from?

I'd like to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585115
>"Fuck genetics, random-colored hair for everybody!".
Implying humans didn't have green and purple etc. etc colored hair at one point. Do you really believe main stream history? They don't even know a quarter of what and how long humans have been here. They sit on their thrones proclaiming what their take on history is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585115
Marisa is a CRAZY blonde
Sakuya is Eirin's half-human half-lunarian english daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585181

I don't even know what you're going on about buddy.

>>10585191

And you're just being silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585234
Then what is Sakuya's relation to Eirin, anonymous? Or should I say... ZUN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585243
>Then what is Sakuya's relation to Eirin, anonymous?
Whatever you want it to be, until such time as the matter is clarified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585246
bfft my theory was pretty stacked anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585243

We'll never know.

That single line in Eirin's profile will haunt me to the end of my days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585234
I'm saying that the touhou could have been real with those actual hair colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585156
Meiling is half russian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585271

How could a youkai be half russian?

That doesn't make any sense.

Unless she had parents and one was a Russian youkai and the other was a Chinese youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585271
Meiling is from northern China. She comes from Aryan genes. They have had red and blond haired people of China there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOZG-gtSZAU

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585306
I thought she was a dragon.

[Gensokyo Armored Princess GP-02a !nLH26A83Ug No.]

I live in the human village, ask me anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585651
she's a leprechaun

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585651
Dragon descendents can have the ability to shape shift sometimes and with red hair with blue eyes. Aryans were giants, not dragons though. So maybe she's a hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585667
I live in the human village and can confirm this disguised youkai is lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585306

But youkai don't really come from anybody's genes. They're myth and story and fear of the unknown given physical form.

>>10585651

Why do people keep saying this? Like we've ever been given any kind of actual hint as to what she really is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585764
>Why do people keep saying this? Like we've ever been given any kind of actual hint as to what she really is.

It's just her color scheme + being chinese. I guess it's more of an allusion than a hint to she actually being a dragon, but I get the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585764
If you don't think Yokai are real or seperate beings created by God that were given free will to roam the earth as good or evil than I think you're missing the point of this thread mostly or at least missing out on what /jp/ actually thinks to be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585785
Youkai are angels that stayed neutral and waited to see who would win when Satan and his angels rebelled against God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585795
Did you read this in the bible? I study the bible, but I didn't hear about this. I suppose there is such a wide and varied number of Yokai in the world that some of them could fit both your definition and mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585772

But her color scheme doesn't even hint at anything. Its only her name and the medallion on her hat.

I mean I get liking to believe its true, its just the people that bring it up like its fact that bug me.

>>10585785

Oh, right, the shitposting. Sorry, I'll get right on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585822
>But her color scheme doesn't even hint at anything.

Are you crazy? She uses green clothes and has red hair. Type "chinese dragon" into Google Images and your screen will be flooded with these two colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585846

But green and red is not a a combination of particular note to chinese mythology.

Hell, the picture you posted is a green dragon with 5 toes, which was something only permitted to the Yellow dragons representing the Emperor, to the point where it was punishable by execution to depict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585892
I guess the point is just common association rather than historical accuracy, but that's all just speculation either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574965
>village
it's more of a ghetto or concentration camp, actually. youkai keep humans for food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586366
Except the humans are all descendants of the hunters and priests meant to keep the youkai in line, they're not allowed to be eaten, relations between the humans and youkai are peaceful enough, humans cannot have their lives wagered in danmaku, and there are youkai extermination groups (i.e. Reimu, Marisa, Sanae, etc.) keeping the peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586308
you know what else is green and red and associated with rainbows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586428

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586366
It was never said that it's anything like a ghetto or concentration camp. In fact, that wasn't even implied, if you look at the images of the village that we have.
>>10586390
I'm kinda sick of hearing this shit, so bear with me while I unrustle my jimmies. Pretty much none of that is confirmed. The only thing we know is that the humans that are native to Gensoukyou need to stay there to record the existence of the youkai, and therefore youkai have had to find other sources of food (namely, in the outside world).

It was also never said that the village is full of people capable of fighting the youkai. In fact, Akyuu's article on youkai insists that they are the biggest threat to humans. It was definitely never stated that you must use the spell card rules to fight, nor that people will "punish" you if you don't use them.

Sorry, I just like a Gensoukyou where it's carefree and we don't have to worry about "laws" or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586443
>In fact, Akyuu's article on youkai insists that they are the biggest threat to humans.
Since they're pretty much the only threat around, yeah, they're probably also going to be the biggest threat around too.

>It was definitely never stated that you must use the spell card rules to fight, nor that people will "punish" you if you don't use them.
It seems you can demand that they be used if you don't feel like, say, getting in a fistfight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586470
>Since they're pretty much the only threat around, yeah, they're probably also going to be the biggest threat around too.
Granted, the other threats don't tend to be as big. But there are other ones. Fairies sometimes pull bigger pranks, wild animals sometimes attack and become youkai in the process, gods sometimes get pissed and create curses, and other stuff. It's a place full of supernatural creatures, after all.

But it aint like I'm saying that there are no humans in the village who can put up a fight against an exceptional youkai. We've just never seen them. And I'd assume that they're a minority.

[Anonymous No.]

That hacking medical magical sage hermit wizard fisherman probably is a cool guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10589151
>hacking medical magical sage hermit wizard
More like a fisherman who was using some magical ointment thing that someone gave to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10586443
> (namely, in the outside world)
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585785

Islam says that djinns (as in yokais) are real beings that can also receive God's enlightenment.

Imagine for a second: "Sup' muslim bros we are djinns and we exist. Did I mention how existent we are? If you are wondering why we are here it's to eat delicious, soft and supple infidels human flesh in the name of Allah! Did I tell you I'm real as fuck?"

In the meantime Sanae remove the panel saying gods shrine in front of the temple and write "Allah's mighty angels" on it.

>>10585265

What single line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10592027
Guessing you didn't read the 14th chapter of Wild and Horned Hermit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593454
End of Eirin's TH8 official profile:
>Eirin is very surprised to see Sakuya, but only Eirin knows the reason why.

Consider that Eirin has been basically holed up in the Bamboo Forest of the Lost for something like a thousand years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593495

My mind is blown like fuck.

>>10593479

No, what does it says?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593510
Yukari says that youkai have to get their food from somewhere. Kasen is about say where but Yukari stops her. It's implied that somewhere is the outside world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593510
>>10593522
Couple this with the TH7 prologue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593548

There are dead bodies under the cherry tree, and?

It's unlikely low-men are buried there. Only important or powerful persons.

If yokais left something to be buried after the feast it's more likely to be in the outside world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593626
I thought the only body was Yuyuko's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593626
Was talking about this part:
>Nonetheless, the main diet of youkai is, of course, humans.
Natural products are especially popular. Food-gathering teams would go out at regular intervals to hunt humans. Of course, the youkai couldn't let the humans know that they were on to them. Under the guise of various accidents and incidents of people running away from home, the youkai hunted humans. A simple missing person would barely even make the news; meanwhile, the humans living in the human world only multiplied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593638
Well the dead bodies under the tree have most likely decayed but Yuyuko's is probably unable to decay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575146
So your favorite Touhou is Koakuma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575146
I'm reposting this you know where.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593679
Youkikes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593710
Yes, youkikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593654

I like how canon touhou is incredibly grimdark yet it's so subtle you can barely see it.

Rabbits are raped on a regular basis and all have PTSD and everyone is an anthropophagian abomination hidden as an attractive maid that hunts down innocents to feed on their flesh.

>MFW I find every touhou image ever now scary and grotesque.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593729
i can just taste the /tg/ dripping from your post

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593729
God you're stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593729
>Rabbits are raped on a regular basis and all have PTSD
This makes me wonder whether your whole post is sarcasm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593729
Please do not use the crossboard feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593729

Youkai don't eat the humans in Gensokyo. They eat the humans from the outside, but the humans within Gensokyo are protected (by Reimu, Keine etc.) and only stupid youkai even try. (And stupid youkai are also weak youkai.)

Also
>Rabbits are raped on a regular basis
what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593747
Seeing by his face he so conveniently attached to his post, he's been brain dead for a long time. Don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593747
Please don't call them stupid, Anon. That's just terrible.

But yeah, they mostly tend to be weaker ones. Like the noteppou in WaHH 13 and the wolf in OSP 16. The wolf was actually successful in killing a bunch of them, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593741

There are huge evidences that Reisen was raped by her former owner. It's more than likely not an isolated case.

Rabbits on earth aren't raped though. (Tewi is a little shit and would probably fart on your dick and call it mister stinky forever if you tried too)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593788
>There are huge evidences that Reisen was raped by her former owner.

Your doujinshi collection doesn't count as evidence, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593788
Why would Toyohime/Yorihime rape Reisen they're married.
Are you high?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593788

>There are huge evidences that Reisen was raped

No there isn't. Watatsuki no Toyohime has no relation to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593788
Source(s) please.

Also please don't shit on me, kind anons, for responding seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593747
Shut up nerd.
My waifu doesn't eat humans! She's a good and kind youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593801
>good and kind youkai
Are you sure you know what a youkai is?

Then again, it's true that there are a few kinds of youkai that are actually friendly to humans. Most, though, kill them in some way.

More than likely, your waifu eats human meat imported from the outside world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593788
Yeah and Sakuya is a lunarian, Marisa was raped by her father and Jews started the lunar wars.

I hate all kinds of conspiracy theorists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593816
>Sakuya is a lunarian
Unlike the other things you said, this actually has plenty of stuff going for it.

It isn't like I'm stating it as a fact, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593822
I'd really want to see that other stuff. Not that I'm doubting you, I'm actually curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593816
The Sakuya is a lunarian is actually something that could be canon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593829
And by that I mean the Sakuya is a lunarian thing, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593816
Are there any Jewish touhous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10593838
Kanakow is a jew for faith
Rinnosuke's pretty jewish.

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>>10593838
Patchouli and her magic circle.

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>>10593869
Shalom, hymie!

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>>10593838
yes.

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>>10593838
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil/Spell_Cards/Stage_6#Spell_Card_42

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>>10593880
Oh that is neat.

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>>10593829
>>10593836
You probably already know about Eirin's TH8 profile, but there is also the fact that Kaguya's power is very similar to Sakuya's. I like to think that there is a reason for that. Perhaps the art of time manipulation originates from the moon.

Also, lunarians seem to be similar enough to humans that they can pose as one (the Eientei crew seems to be trying to do this, at least on some level, if I remember right).

Naturally, you could just explain away both Eirin's profile and the similarity to Kaguya's powers by using the fan theory that Sakuya's ability comes from her watch, and that Eirin was merely surprised that Sakuya had the watch, but didn't know Sakuya herself until now... Or something. Although there is really nothing that even implies that the source of her power is the watch, from what I can tell.

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>>10593788
Yorohime was very fond of Reisen (Old Reisen) and they're both married.

Not only that, but I'm sure Reisen has rather fond memories of them.

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>>10593878
>>10593875

Translate it, hebroos.

I can read Hebrew but not without vowels

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>>10593907
ALL magic originates from the moon, anon.

I doubt Sakuya should have another thing charted to her, she's already OP and meta as fuck.

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>>10593796

That part where she said she'll start loosing weigh after getting a new rabbit pet after reisen fled to earth and that while being full fu-fu-fu and with huge implyings.

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>>10593869

I want to indulge myself with Patchouli's "magic circles".

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>>10593907
Lunar Clock ~ Luna Dial

I've always assumed Sakuya uses her stopwatch to control time (not sure if that's explicitly addressed somewhere). It could be a lunar artifact, given their advanced technology.

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>>10593921
I can read it too, but also not without vowels and I wouldn't know what it means.

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>>10593930
She doesn't use the watch for anything besides keeping track of time. She clicks it when she stops time so she knows what time it is after she'd done moving around with time frozen.

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This thread makes me scared to look through my bedroom's window because I think some scary touhou in search of human flesh will be looking at me with a scary face.

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>>10593978
>She clicks it when she stops time so she knows what time it is after she'd done moving around with time frozen.
You only see her do that in various doujinshi.

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>>10593930
It's mainly because the stopwatch looks cool. Isn't it mentioned in one of her profiles that their are other humans born with the ability to stop time?

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>>10593913

Being married hasn't the same signification for lunarian. They are so puritan is hurts.

That and it has been stated several times here in /jp/ that Reisen has PTSD because of all the abuses. Abuses that include rape or really heavy (as in rape) petting and molestation.

That and some vietnam war on the moon flashbacks.

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>>10594020
Please do not use the crossboard feature.

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>>10594020
>it has been stated several times here in /jp/

Well, the problem with the Lunar war is that we know very little about it. Most evidence points to it never happening, with the Lunarians sabotaging all human attempts to gain a foothold on the moon.

While it's also doubtful that Reisen has PTSD (Though it would make for an interesting character trait), it wouldn't make sense for Yorohime to be very fond of Reisen (The two also compliment her ability in CiLR) if all they did was abuse her.

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>>10594043
>Most evidence points to it never happening

What? No.

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>>10594066
All there is is Kaguya's profile saying that rabbits contacted Reisen and complained about humans showing up and fighting.

Got any sources for any war actually happening?

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>>10594043

>Most evidence points to it never happening

Typical lunarian jewish propaganda.

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>>10594073
All of Cage in Lunatic Runagate?

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>>10594092
What part of it? Any quotes? Chapters?

Where do they mention a human invasion of the moon that isn't them planting a flag on it and fucking off back to Earth?

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>>10594043

It would make sense for her to be fond of her and wanting to "feel her up" a lot. Reisen being her pet and property won't object yet still being abused.

It was also stated that it would be Eirin's fault too with reisen being punished for every fault even when minor or accidental even if she was already traumatized from what happened before.

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>>10594101
Oh, just to further prove my point, from CiLR:

"But, if you know where to look, the moon's technological prowess was far beyond that of the Earth's. The humans had spoken of building a base on the moon, but in the end they ran back home before ever deciding on a place or even acquiring the means to do such a thing. It was a terrible defeat for the humans."

"For now, all that's happened is the launch of a primitive rocket to the side of the moon closest to them, but we can't afford to be careless."

First and Thrid chapter of CiLR respectively.

>>10594109
Any sources for this?

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>>10594116
>>10594101
CiLR is contradicted by SSiB

my position on the canon is "who fucking cares"

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>>10594119
Can you prove it?

Burden of proof lies on you Anon.

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>>10594119
I care because offboarders like >>10593729 say shit so stupid I feel my brain cells dying.

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>>10594119
Huh? Where does SSiB contradict it?

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>>10594132
>>10594126
remnants of impure humans dreams etc

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>>10594142
Even SSiB has a passage in which the one project made to get the humans to the moon failed.

Source:

"Apollo was the name of the God of the Sun. The Sun and the Lunar Capital are incompatible, so the Capital was never found, and the danger passed."

SSiB chapter 2.

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>>10594146
they got to the part of the moon that had craters and dust, not the part that had bunnies and castles

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>>10594116
The point CiLR was was that nothing important really happened and the rabbits just spread rumors until the lunar landing was a lunar war. It even directly says that the defense force has never seen combat.

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>>10594155
Thus, there was no Lunar war; at least one in which direct fighting took place.

However, all attemps to gain a foothold on the moon were sabotaged by the Lunarians.

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>>10594165
that much is likely, but the fact remains that ssib and cilr still contradict each other

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The real "Lunar War" is just Kaguya and Mokou trying to kill each other.

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>>10594174
Its not so much contradiction and more that the characters have different perspectives and often try to mislead each other. Its like how ZUN said not to trust the Gensokyo record.

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>>10594163

I remember that panel where Yukari uses a crow to see what happened on the moon and you can see the ruins of what looks like a human made base.

>>10594116
>Any sources for this?

What >>10593923 said.

And the numerous discussions we held here in /jp/ about how lunarian treat their rabbits.

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>>10594211
I don't think those discussions can be taken as actual credible canon.

No idea what that other anon is referring to. The most I've seen about moon rabbits is that they fulfill the working-class as farmers, labourers, and soldiers. Not as rape-toys and kinky objects of desire.

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>>10594231

Yet they can be pets. Cute as fuck pets.

That also are rabbits. Rabbits you are fond of.

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>>10594211
I have that page open right now. Its just space landing kind of junk.

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>>10594211
Their harshest punishment is to put them into the self defense force and do drills instead of whatever their old work was. They aren't even allowed to participate in battles as a part of it.

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The Akyuu thing I get, but please stop all this "nothing is canon" bullshit. ZUN doesn't need your help to look like a hack writer, he does a good enough job by himself.

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>>10594252
I'd rather pet Reisen than do anything vulgar to her.

Her hair and ears must be silky smooth.

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>>10594267
There's probably no wars for them to fight.

Just endless drilling.

The most wars they probably did would've been hundreds of years ago when they just wanted to screw around with humans.

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Inaba was better in SLY anyway.

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>>10593838
tengus
http://youtu.be/4HF2FkRE-PU

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>>10594267

How they treat them as their property when they actually own them was what I had in mind not how they treat them in general.

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>>10594084
Is that an actual thing that I can read? 'Cause I'd sure as hell love to.

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>>10594274

You are pure hearted as all true /jp/sy is.

A filthy good-for-nothing-rabbits-enslaver-puritan-lunarian wouldn't be as good willed as you and would surely like to feel every soft parts of her body as she gently struggle.

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>>10594292

I just fund it on some booru. I don't know where to find it sadly.

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>>10594292
Yeah it is a real thing, made by the circle Gewalt.

Can't seem to find it though.

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>>10594386
It's a fan novel. Nobody uploads those.