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10574630 No.10574630 [Reply] [Original]

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Unlike those other mattresses, Letty comes equipped with two large, equally soft pillows, and layers of blankets for those harsh winter nights.

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>> No.10574637

Is this limited to guys only?

>> No.10574638

I wish I really could call that number

my mattress sucks

>> No.10574639

Are you saying she's fat

>> No.10574640

letty whiterock you

>> No.10574641

1-
800-
655-
3889

>> No.10574642

I want to sleep on a Cirno mattress instead.

>> No.10574643

>>10574642
but that would be so cold

>> No.10574645

>>10574643
Letty isn't any warmer.

>> No.10574647

It would be annoying if she goes on a diet and goes to bed hungry though

>> No.10574656
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10574656

If Letty was a guy, he would be called Letty Whitecock.

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Holymotheroffuckinggod I have a question for you OP. Did you actually just type that up yourself? I'm going to forgo checking the archives and seeing if you've adapted some pasta of yore because frankly I am seething with so much fucking anger right now if I tried to click my mouse right now I'd probably put a fucking hole in my desk.

What part of this seems worth posting, OP? Let me ask you that. Is it the part where you post some gay fucking picture of Letty because "I just found this on Danbooru and I want to share it with my friends :)"? Is it the part where you use your 8th grade-tier creative writing skills to fluff up a miserable parody of the sort of infomercials cemented into your pitiful brain after years and years of watching shitty television instead of, you know, studying, maybe even cracking a book open?

What do you have to offer us, OP? If you were transported from your disgusting fucking basement into the chamber of the Council of /jp/ Elders and had your reasons for posting this miserable, embarrassing piece of garbage, how exactly would you plead? What is your excuse?

Two options now fucker. Two options if you don't decide to do the right thing and delete your thread now. I'm going to the kitchen and I'm either having a cup of tea or a mug of coffee. I don't know which one now. I'll depend based on which one is closest. And so help me God OP if I have to come back here jumped up on caffeine, rather than mildly soothed by the mellifluous aroma and taste of camomile, you better get ready for the fucking storm, maggot. That's right. Better hope lady luck's glancing over you right now because it's 50/50 on whether you'll ever be in a condition to even post on this website again. I will not stand for this shitposting.

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10574663

>>10574647
what is this feeling
why is my chest seizing up
why do i want this

>> No.10574665

>>10574630
that sounds so enticing....

>> No.10574667

>>10574656
6/10 i chuckled

>> No.10574681

>>10574630
why do i have a boner from this?
it's makin my panties stretch

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Are you fucking serious, janny?

You are, at this very moment, basically censoring Oscar Wilde (me) in favour of Twilight (OP). That is literally what you are doing. Well done. You are truly a purveyor of cultural enrichment for /jp/. In 100 years our board will be remembered not only for its able, cerebral userbase, but of course also for the janitorial curator working from the shadows to ensure the utmost quality every step of the way. Just, well done. This is truly, truly a shit. This is not only a big one, but a grat one and you should be proud.

>> No.10574684 [DELETED] 

>>10574682
pls don't censor this dude, he is the only one with reason left on this board

>> No.10574806

>>10574630

But you didn't tell us how much it is!!

>> No.10574844 [DELETED] 

>>10574682
So I take it you went with coffee?

>> No.10574854 [DELETED] 

>>10574682
https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/10558535#p10561630
>le shitpost derpina.png

>Lenfried most ichiban boyfriend !xQm9.FabbA

Oh dear.

>> No.10576289

>>10574630
Dude, it's so fucked to sleep on Letty.

>> No.10576289,1 [INTERNAL] 

Some major ownage ITT.

>> No.10576289,2 [INTERNAL] 

I miss /jp/ Quality Control/wtH. He'd tell them 2hu fans a thing or two.

>> No.10577513

Your thread sucks, retard

>> No.10578118

I would rather have a giant Suika so she can make little Suika's that I can play games with.

>> No.10578881
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10578881

I want to sleep with her

>> No.10578884

Letty looks like a snow mayuri

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