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Alice attempting to seduce you.

>> No.10570634

She succeeded.

>> No.10570637

>mfw only shitty 2hus try to seduce me

>> No.10570642

Seduce this *materializes member*

>> No.10570649
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Alice after finding out that you like boys.

>> No.10570655
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Being the huge beta faggot I'm she would need a big lighting "FUCK ME" sign to actually get me to try anything.

>> No.10570656

>>10570649
We can still be friends even if I have a boyfriend. We can both be friends with her.

>> No.10570662

>>10570655
i know that feel, Purple

>> No.10570663
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Alice when /jp/ finds her secret tape.

>> No.10570669

>>10570637
Well obviously. The good ones wouldn't waste time with scum like you.

>> No.10570671

Why uncovered shoulders are so lewd?

>> No.10570672

>>10570649

But I don't like boys, Alice. I just pretend to on the internet.

>> No.10570677

>>10570662
Thanks anonymous you seem like a pretty cool guy, wanna come to my home and lay on the floor and cry while listening to Enia?

>> No.10570687
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Alice inviting you to take a seat and have some tea with her.

>> No.10570689
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Alice wears sexy clothes in an attempt to seduce Anon.

>> No.10570696

>>10570687
Her face is too pointy.

>> No.10570697

I'd sit down and have Alice lecture me on the basics of magic, if you know what I mean.

>> No.10570705
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Arisu is so cute, I wonder Why /jp/ hates her so much?

>> No.10570702

>>10570687
I feel like if she is about to fire me or make a cut on my paycheck.

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>>10570669
you don't have to rub it in... i didn't really mean it

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Alice letting you know you're not worth shit.

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Alice smiling

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>>10570719
You mean a Tsundere™?

>> No.10570730

>>10570705
Because she's a western 2hu and has a fandom surpassed in awfulness only by Cirno.

>> No.10570744

>>10570730
You forgot "Aya" there too.

>> No.10570749

>>10570727
I dun think so

>> No.10570750
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Alice decides to take anon by force because he is too shy to decide by himself.

>> No.10570765

>>10570666
traslate it weeb

>> No.10570766

>>10570744
>Aya
>>10570730
>western

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Alice showing you her cute amazing doll

>> No.10570773

>>10570768
Wow! So cute!
Very well done Alice!

>> No.10570775

>>10570768

That's a really nice doll, Alice. Do you want to have sex?

>> No.10570781
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>>10570775
that trick only works in Sanae.

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Alice after you corner her

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>>10570750
I'd like Alice to try to rape me so I had a reason to hit her in the face with all my might, in the middle of the pain I'd turn her back and scream "SO YOU WANT RAPE?" and then strip her down and force my whole arm down her small, almost virgin, vagina while yelling "YOU HAD IT COMING ALICE, YOU FUCKING HAD IT COMING" then I'll try to catch anything and pull it out causing severe pain and a hemorrhage and then proceed to smash her in the tits, once done I'll clean myself and put my clothes back then head to the door, before going I turn a last time and say:

"Rape is not fun, my dear Alice"

>> No.10570793

>>10570781

It was worth a shot, at least.

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>>10570781
fuck you faggot

>> No.10570797
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Alice in the morning

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>>10570797
Arisu has a good taste in lingerie

>> No.10570846

>>10570797
I bet she smells musky and delicious.

>> No.10570857
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Alice during very important meeting.

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>>10570857
Who needs friends when you are a psychopath with a Fucking nice house in the woods and dolls.

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Alice taking a tea break

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>>10570884
and ultimate magic

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>>10570884
Alice is not a psychopat, she's a very nice person.

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Alice having her feelings hurt.

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alice hugging pikachu

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>> No.10571056

>>10571044
look how it wants to escape
it cant stand the smell of poop

>> No.10571401
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Alice having her anus expanded

>> No.10571413

>>10571401
please I need the source on this so bad I will do anything

>> No.10571447 [DELETED] 

>>10571413
you need to dress up as alice and have anal sex with me for this
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=25236885

>> No.10571459

>>10571413
you need to dress up as alice and let me have anal sex with you for this
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=25236885

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Foreplay with Alice!

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rememberance with alice!

>> No.10571549

>>10571535
Hahaha what a stupid bitch, she's a youkai but she still managed to get herself killed. How can you fail at life even more than that?

>> No.10571558

>>10570705

I love Alice. I'd let her seduce me all the time.

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Alice being puffy as usual

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>>10571668
That's not puffy at all!

>> No.10571687

>>10571056
But alice doesn't smell of poop, doesn she?

>> No.10571753

she first tries to seduce but you are so dumb you don't realize so she gets fed up and eats you instead because she is a youkai.

>> No.10571775
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Me being seduced by Alice.

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Drinking with Alice.

>> No.10571802

why do people even like alice? shes so boring and generic looking.

>> No.10571809

>>10571802
Her dress is really cute, actually.

>> No.10571815
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>>10571802
Some people like Alice others do not, what's wrong with different people having different tastes?

Also people who think she's dull hasn't gotten into Touhou enough to know about Alice's ways.

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>> No.10571837

>>10571802
She really isn't generic looking at all.

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>> No.10571850

>>10571831
Alice is fierce!

>> No.10571862

>>10571775
that's not you that's alice!

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>>10571862

>> No.10571867

>>10571862
I'm not pictured, dummy.

>> No.10571872

>>10563443

>> No.10571908

>>10571867
well i wish you were alice because then alice would be real!

>> No.10571935

>>10571908
Well, if you don't mind incontinence and herpes, I could be Alice for you as long as you're wealthy or you have a yacht, hehehe

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cosplay with alice

>> No.10571955

>>10571942
Alice is cute! I want to cosplay with alice!

>> No.10572072
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I'm in love with Alice!

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>>10572072

Please be good to her. Alice had a hard life.

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Censorship with Shanghai!

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>>10572099
I'll make her feel loved.

>> No.10572115
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>Alice

>> No.10572117

>>10572099
I wonder how long it takes to put those boost on.

>> No.10572122

>>10572117
*boots

>> No.10572124

>>10572117
It's tough just getting my shoes on since I relace them every morning for some reason

>> No.10572127

>>10572117

Alice is magic!

>> No.10572128

>>10571935
But Alice doesn't have either of those!

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alice_jiggling_boobs.gif

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10572135

What does alice have in her mouth?

>> No.10572142
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>> No.10572148

>>10572135
A button! A button for her shirt! It's all loose there, see?

>> No.10572158
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wardrobe malfunctions with alice!

>> No.10572172

>>10571571
>>10571817
>>10571865
>>10572104
>>10572158
Were these made in paint? The lines and colours make it seem like that.

>> No.10572174
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Holding hands with Alice

>> No.10572177

>>10572135
It's candy

>> No.10572180

>>10572172
It's oekaki.

>> No.10572182
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>>10572172

oekaki

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>>10572174

kissing with patchy

>> No.10572191

>>10572184
Why would they bring Shanghai and Marisa over for that?

>> No.10572192
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>>10572180
>>10572182
Oh my god... I'm sorry for being so dumb.

>> No.10572196

>>10572191
That's because it's not kissing with patchy. It's kissing with patchy, Marisa and Shanghai!

>> No.10572197

Today I masturbated to Alice twice!

It's not everyday I bother masturbating so often. I hope she appreciates my efforts.

>> No.10572200

>>10572196
But they're hiding from Marisa and Shanghai is running away. I don't think it's kissing at all; I think it's voyeurism.

>> No.10572201

>>10572196
I hope I can have a turn.

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>> No.10572213

>>10572200
It's a game! A game! Marisa is counting while Shanghai goes hiding. Patchy and Alice have to kiss as many times as Marisa counts!

If Marisa finds Shanghai in five minutes, she gets to choose who's the next person to go hiding and Shanghai has to count. If Marisa can't find Shanghai until the time limit is reached, Shanghai gets to pick who counts while Marisa hides!

>> No.10572219

>>10572213
You think she'll be upset if she realizes they're using her as, essentially, a lesbian sex toy?

>> No.10572225

>>10572219
It's a game and they all get to play it! If Marisa succeeds in catching Shanghai she will be kissing with whoever she doesn't pick to count next. She'll only be mad if she's a bad player!

>> No.10572232

>>10572225
But are you sure she came over to be a lesbian? That doesn't quite sound like her.

>> No.10572258

>>10572232
They're not lesbians! They're having fun!

>> No.10572453

>>10572258
All the female charcters in Gensokyo are lesbians how would they reproduce then?

>> No.10572463

>>10572453
It's filled with immortals and people who age so slowly they might as well be immortal. You don't need reproduction.

>> No.10576406
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Alice being cute.

>> No.10576423

>>10576406
Alice is super cute in this picture! I'd really like to hug her!

>> No.10576463

>>10576406
I'd lick her prepubescent vagina.

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>> No.10577006
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Alice being rustled

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>>10577006

>> No.10582521

Arisu

>> No.10582561
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>>10570849
>>10570797
>>10570655
Being a city girl, Alice has a great sense of fashion, to the point only Yukari and compete with!

>> No.10582580

>>10582561
But Alice lives in the forest

>> No.10582592
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>>10582580
It's like her vacation home, away from big distractions so she can focus on her magic research. She goes a lot to the city and is always in the know of the latest fashion trends!

>> No.10582626

>>10582592
Finally, her feet

>> No.10582686

>>10570628
k, what's her charm? I roll d20 to resist. +2 for Wis, +4 for cross-aligned.
*roll*
24.

>> No.10582712

>>10582686
Please do not use the crossboard feature.

>> No.10583541

>>10582686

That's a p good will save, are you a monk or something?

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anzuchang

>> No.10585602

>>10583541
Even a level 1 commoner could have a +2 save from their ability modifier.

>> No.10587161
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Lewd Alice

>> No.10588439

>>10587161
soft floppy breasts alice

>> No.10588552

>>10572135
LSD tab

>> No.10588754

>>10570666
Wait, don't toehoes die if they take off their headgear?

Also, why would the playback say "rec?"

Obvious fake, 0/10.

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