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NEET/Hikkomori Lifestyle Thread.

>> No.10568660

Is he bullying her somehow?

>> No.10568668

Hopefully the janitor likes the image in the OP

Maybe then it wont be deleted

>> No.10568662

daaw

>> No.10568664

I don't get it, is she a dog?

>> No.10568669

So many new folks in this thread.

>> No.10568674

kawaii

>> No.10568675

>>10568664
no but you are my dog

>> No.10568691
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>> No.10568695 [DELETED] 

>23
>NEET
>no qt gf
>scared of leaving my house
>havent talked to girl since hs
>considering suicide
>tfw you will never be happy ever :(

>> No.10568699 [DELETED] 

>>10568695
Thread ruined already

It's over

>> No.10568704

Anyone else playing 2007 runescape?

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>>10568695
I know that feel bro
>24
>boring ass job
>permanently friendzoned by the girl I've loved since HS
>betamax

>> No.10568710

>>10568691
Is he tricking her into a hug or kneeing her in the stomach?

>> No.10568711

>>10568707
>loving 3d pigs
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOIU

>> No.10568712

I am drinking tonight.
I hate myself tonight.
Soon I'll go to sleep.
I'm looking forward to it all again tomorrow.

>> No.10568713

>>10568704
Don't want to start it, because it's not as fun as the amount of time spent playing the game would imply.

>> No.10568714

>>10568707
>boring ass job
Pls leave neet thread u loser

>> No.10568719

>>10568704
I'd play but

It takes too much time to grind for an account I'd actually have fun playing

>> No.10568722

>>10568719
You're telling me you don't have an unlimited amount of time at your disposal? What are you doing here?

>> No.10568723 [DELETED] 

Just got back from my dead end bartending job. Probably just gonna smoke a bowl and play some PCB for the rest of the life. NEET life, huh?

>> No.10568725 [DELETED] 

>>10568723
Reported.

>> No.10568726

>>10568722
There isn't much time left in a day when you sleep 10 hours and stare at the ceiling in bed for 10 more.

>> No.10568729

>>10568722
I just don't have the motivation to bother grinding out an account anymore.

>> No.10568739

>>10568726
Put a monitor on your ceiling.

>> No.10568741

>>10568722
Having all the time in the world often makes you less productive.

>> No.10568744

>>10568722
shikata gan't be helped

>> No.10568751

My parents want me to get a job at a grocery store. I'm supposed to ask for an application tomorrow. Fuck

>> No.10568757

>>10568751
Just make an effort to come across as even more weird than normal when you ask

>> No.10568760

>>10568751
My mother wants me to work at a grocery store, I must have sent them a million applications over the past year and annoying the manager to death because of her. They must want to kill me at the place whenever they hear my name. I bet my applications get torn up upon just seeing it's from me.

>> No.10568767

>>10568760
Protip: In this climate they get alot of resumes and alot of them never get read. If you want it read you have either be one of the very first to submit or ideally talk to the manager and give it to them.

>> No.10568768

>>10568757
Grocery stores are where the losers of the world go to be employed for all of their lives. Looking like an aspie retard will probably only get you the job because they know you'll never leave.

>> No.10568779

>>10568768
At least where I live there's barely any jobs around.

Everywhere wants experience for almost anything

Essentially means I couldn't get a job even if I actually did want one, which gives me an excuse at leas.t

>> No.10568781

>>10568710
The tags on Pixiv are fairly evil, so he's beating her.

That's pretty sad. The artist had a lot of cute art but this is mean-spirited. I don't approve of using this trash as the NEET OP image.

>> No.10568783

>>10568704
I would if it was free. I'm not paying for that shit

>> No.10568790

Lately I decided to start going to a psychiatrist, just to see what is actually up with me. Most people seem convinced I'm depressed, but I don't really get it. I don't feel depressed, just really unmotivated and apathetic. The doctors seem to think I'm either depressed or in the early stages of Schizophrenia. I got put on antidepressants and haven't really seen any positive effects (have seen side effects) after close to three weeks.

At a recent appointment my doctor was talking about how taking too much of the medicine can make people feel apathetic rather than depressed or happy. He looked surprised when I told him that's how I felt all along. I was pretty convinced a few weeks ago that there was no way it was schizophrenia, but I've been becoming less sure. These last few months it feels like my mental state has been in steady decline and it seems like evidence in favor of it is starting to pile up, although I realize no matter how much I think about it I know I can't trust that I'm not just doing it to myself.

Any NEETs who have similar experiences?

>> No.10568797

>>10568779
Same here, I live in a small place. The people like me who put in the minimal effort to get a shitty minimum wage job that won't do anything for me besides get me some cash on the side to spend however I want as I still be a leech since I wouldn't be able to much else with it that involves living on my own and can't anyways because I'm too stupid have no hope of getting one. That's my excuse, I've never been so happy to not get something.

>> No.10568798

>>10568710
I don't see how he would be kneeing her unless he has the world's biggest legs. There's also no motion lines by his legs or impact lines by her stomach, yet a clear pomf cloud by his chest. I think all evidence is in favor of the artist's intention being some cute bullying.

>> No.10568808

>>10568790
I've been sort of feeling the same for quite a while.

I had a lot of problems with depression in the past but these days like you said, it doesn't really feel like that, more like just general complete apathy and demotivation.

I've considered going myself but I have quite bad anxiety, that and I'm generally pretty bad at talking about this kind of thing in person anyway.

>> No.10568809

>>10568790
I haven't even been a doctor in forever. I remember the last question he asked me last time I saw him before I left my check up was "are you feeling depressed?", I didn't want to say anything to him so I just said I'm fine and left. This was a couple years ago, I'm so much worse mentally now. The weight of a lot of things is making me unstable. I used to be just depressed but it started going beyond that. I still feel depressed now but it's overshadowed by a clusterfuck of things I can't even comprehend.

>> No.10568813

>>10568790
I don't have experience but I have heard from many anons that medication for this sort of situation generally does more harm than good. Try quitting for a little and see if you improve, if so, stop before it's too late

>> No.10568822

oh jesus christ
i've got no fuckin job man

>> No.10568823

>>10568813
I went to a doctor for something a few years back and she asked if I had a gf and when I said no she wrote me a prescription for antidepressants.

When I came back the next time she asked if I had been taking them and when I said no because I don't like mind-altering type drugs she laughed at me.

>> No.10568826

>>10568798
No such thing as cute bullying.

>> No.10568830

>>10568809
I have something sort of like that.
It's just an overwhelming incomprehensible feeling that I can't shake or distract myself from. Comes and goes.

>> No.10568832
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I was a neet for a while but now I am at university.

What is being a neet like right now?
What am I missing?
Do I drop out and fulfill my secret desire to be a lazy loser?

>> No.10568839

>>10568823
That wasn't very nice. Aren't doctors supposed to not bully?

You should commit suicide, that would show her!

>> No.10568842

>>10568832
You missed some limited edition gear over the holidays, but as long as you get back in before you hit level 30 you'd still get all the major perks.

>> No.10568848

>>10568830
If I had to find someway to describe it, it's like my emotions get out of control sometimes or my thoughts get so deep and complex that I can't put them into words. I'm one of those people that see's meaning in the strangest personal things and it can't be explained to anyone. It proceeds into thinking with not even language anymore but only images in my head and music. It's easy for me to become obsessed with really small and otherwise stupid things because of this.

>> No.10568851

>>10568813
When I said I was apathetic I meant it. I really don't care what the drugs do to me, which is why I'm going in the first place. My problems started long before I ever got on medication in the first place. If anything I'm rather disappointed by how little effect the drugs have had.

>> No.10568854

>>10568848
so basically you have autism?
NEXT

>> No.10568860

>>10568848
Nah, we've got different stuff then.
With me it's like confusion or the feeling one would get licking sandpaper or something for no reason what so ever, it then goes into like six or seven directions, and I just have to buckle down and wait for it to pass.

Sort of like panic attack, I guess.

>> No.10568856

>>10568823
I went to a doctor today and he told me that I need to gain weight because he's worried about me. I'm 155 pounds and 6'5 so I guess that's pretty underweight. I told him that I'm too depressed to eat and he recommended I go to a psychiatrist.

I'm just wasting away here ;_;

>> No.10568858

>>10568851
Alcohol usually amplifies the effects of other drugs, you should give drinking a try.

>> No.10568862

>>10568848
>It proceeds into thinking with not even language anymore but only images in my head and music

That happened to me one time when I got really high. I hated it.

>> No.10568864

I want to pig out
Like eat 3 pizzas in a row and a bucket of chicken tier pig out. It's so hard to resist.
I just want to eat and NEET forever. How do I stop myself?

>> No.10568869

>>10568864
Blow your wad on figs, if you use your parents money to eat then just blow theirs on figs.

>> No.10568871

>>10568856
You are some sort of giant. You could probably just walk over people.

>> No.10568873

>>10568858
I've played around with alcohol but I'd say it's too expensive for me to bother with it. Same thing with marijuana. I'd rather just pinch my pennies in the meantime and see if the doctors can make anything happen. If they can then maybe I'll stop being a NEET, if they can't maybe I'll get NEETbux, and in the worst case, if living on the street is too hard, I can always off myself.

>> No.10568875

>>10568873
If you can find time, please off me as well when it comes to that.

>> No.10568878

>>10568864
I eat a lot on weekends but that's it. I think the most I ever eaten in one sitting was an entire large pizza. Speaking of chicken the only good place to get a variety of tasty flavored wings closed down around me. I got so mad.

>>10568862
In a way being me is like being mildly perma-high when I think of it like that.

>> No.10568879

>>10568869
What if parents blow their wad on food and you don't have spending privileges?

>> No.10568886

>>10568875
Anyone want to make a suicide pact?

>> No.10568884

>>10568879
Be more bold or reckless in your attempts to preempt their spending.

Alternatively, get your mom interested in the hobby.

>> No.10568889

>>10568886
Depends, what can you bring to the table?

>> No.10568892 [DELETED] 

Is it possible to NEET without your parents' help? I don't think disability/welfare/whatever is enough in the US for me to mooch.

>> No.10568898

>>10568864
I wish I could eat that much. I'm 5'11 and only 110 pounds.

I try to eat a lot of food but I always feel like I'm going to throw up so I have to stop.

>> No.10568900

>>10568892

It is enough unless you want to live like a millionaire.

>> No.10568905

>>10568892
I've crunched the numbers, and as long as you've got foodstamps of around $100 a month. Note these have to be re approved every year, then it should be "possible" if you can find someplace with rent of no more than $400 a month, $350 being more realistic unless you don't plan to not use a fridge or any other high draining electric device or gas.

Unless you can get a roommate who will go through the hassle of sending all the paperwork to SSA and not skin you in your sleep, then no there's really no other way. Cue lottery/jp/mansion rants.

>> No.10568901

>>10568869
I don't have the room for figs anymore (it's a small room) but I have a ton of money thanks to my parents. Plus there's a ton of fast food places near me. I honestly think I'm gonna cave in and start getting fatter then I already am

>> No.10568903

>>10568892
We could live together and combine our NEETbux.

>> No.10568918

>>10568915
I have tried a lot of different food but it's the same no matter what I eat.

>> No.10568915

>>10568898
Stop eating nothing but raw sewage for food.

>> No.10568916

>>10568901
Control yourself most of the time and go all out with food occasionally if it makes you happy. Try to generally stay away from fast food places though. Have some lighter but tasty snacks around like popcorn or something. Maybe even get some shelled peanuts if you just gotta snack on something when you really don't want all that much because you'll probably be eating something bigger at a later time.

>> No.10568919

>>10568918
Do you have a post nasal drip?

>> No.10568920

Why is everybody here always so obese ?

>> No.10568922

I farted a lot today.

>> No.10568923

>>10568920
actually everyone here is underweight
the rest are lying/posers

>> No.10568924

>>10568920

I'm not obese, this stereotype annoys me.

>> No.10568925

>>10568905
Why don't we all fly to somewhere with a lot of uninhabited areas and make a /jp/ village? We could use solar and wind power for electricity and make a farm for food.

It would give us something to do other then spend all day on /jp/ and we would all get to be good friends.

>> No.10568930

>>10568925

Nobody has the motivation for that!

>> No.10568931

>>10568919
I don't think so. What difference would it make?

>> No.10568932

>>10568925
if you want friends then why are you a neet

please leave /jp/

>> No.10568935

>>10568923
I wish I could have longer periods of starving myself before eating a bunch. Life feels a bit more satisfying that way. I'm not fat but my belly is a little bigger than I would like and I can't control it because fighting with parents over my own body isn't worth it.

>> No.10568936

hey my name is mikey im 19 and broke i have a car so i can make it to work everyday i no a lot about cars ima import guy only thing i cant do is timeing on a motor i will take any job i can get cuz im liveing with my girlfriends parents and rlly needa help out with bills i cant finde a job any where so if u have a spot open plz call me i can do any work needed i no landscapeing carpentry auto repair car audio i can install bodykits im rlly good wth cars but not a rebuild your motor in a day kinda good i dont want a job that i have to write cuz my hand writeing and spelling issent that great but i am verry smart if it sounds like i am the guy for you contact mikey@ three three six five six four eight six three two

>> No.10568937

>>10568925
Becuase someone would need to soley foot the tens of thousands of dollars it would take to finance it. And they only would have to be in charge of paying for it becuase if you try to make everyone pitch in it'll never happen.

On that note, /k/ was making concrete plans to do this with the land already purchased last I heard. Though the guy in charge was kind of crazy and most of the thread was devoted to comments that would have been right at home in the old gloryhole spammer threads here.

>> No.10568938

>>10568925
I would fear for all the neighboring children.

>> No.10568939

>>10568920
Sitting on my butt all day

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>>10568864

We should meet up for a NEET-n-EAT
Maybe at some shithole like golden corral

>> No.10568945

>>10568920
My BMI is 18 and i'm 5' 5". any other smallcute NEETs?

>> No.10568942

>>10568931
That can activate the gag reflex (since everything tastes like mucus) and prevent you from eating. You can get medication for that.

>> No.10568951

>>10568937
Basically it would be a job for mugen.

>> No.10568946

>>10568941
/jp/ buffet party on a Friday night! Great idea!

>> No.10568947

>>10568937
Would it really cost that much?

>>10568938
It would be an uninhabited place so there would be no normals or children around.

>> No.10568957

>>10568942
Nothing is physically preventing me from eating. I just stop because I don't want to throw up, even if I won't actually it just feels that way.

>> No.10568959

>>10568947
Why not just join one of the preexisting off the grid communes?

>> No.10568967

>>10568947
How much land? Solar power generation is both very expensive and very inefficient, and the batteries are going to need to be professionally transported up there probably since it's unlikely there will be a road.

Arable land, the shit you need to farm on, is a sought after commodity in most places, if you plan on feeding yourselves only on that, and especially if there are more than six of you you are going to need a ton of land to do it. Then you need a well, and any utility lines you may want. Furthermore you'd need permits to be there, and more for whatever buildings you erect or you risk THE LAW evicting your ass, possibly wacko style.

Money, money, money.

>> No.10568964

>>10568941
I hate that place, but I will go if /jp/ goes.

>> No.10568968

>>10568945
No but I want to sex you up now.

>> No.10568978

I rather have jp mansion than village. Us all living under one roof like a happy /jp/ family. I call dibs on being the father.

>> No.10568983

>>10568964
I've never been there, none around here. Only chain buffet where I live is Hometown Buffet and it sucks so I stick to another one that some people in the US may or may not know about called Hibachi Grill and Supreme Buffet. Anyone recognize this place I go constantly, the stuff from the grill there and overall food is pretty good.

>> No.10568984

>>10568978
I'm your mean boss who bullies you at work and is having an affair with your wife >=D

>> No.10568985

>>10568964
I can drive 1 large and one small sized NEET

>> No.10568987

My left hand started to smell ever since I became a NEET.

>> No.10568993

>>10568983
The situation here is similar, though all buffets are always filled with the worst kinds of niggers around here except those shady chinese ones way out off the highway.

>> No.10568995

>>10568984
Usually people who have affairs aren't so bold to sleep in the same house.

>> No.10568998

>>10568987
I'm afraid it's infected.

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>>10568993

FFFLFLlRPRPRPRLRRLPPPPP

>> No.10569003

>>10568987
my hands smell slightly of what what I ate for dinner today. Every other time in the morning they either smell like the little breakfast bar I eat or nothing. Then comes after I eat my instant noodles on Tuesday which are shrimp and butter or terriyaki beef flavored and I use my hands a lot when I eat so they smell like that afterwards for a while that night.

>> No.10569004

>>10568995
Who said I'd stay in a house overflowing with floor-shitting autists?

>> No.10569009

>>10569003
My hands smell like my dick. Always.

>> No.10569010

The only interactions I have with asian people take place at chinese buffets.

Those women are monsters, but I guess they live for the tip after all.

>> No.10569013

>>10568984
We are all one family. So incest is mandatory. Especially gay incest.

>> No.10569016

>>10568993
Only Hometown buffet is terrible to me besides breakfast there which is actually pretty good. The people at the place I usually go can be rather loud sometimes but otherwise they're a normal crowd.

>> No.10569021

>>10569010
There's a chinese women who runs a stall at the local market things here, she has her tiny daughter take care of customers so I often end up there.

>> No.10569035

>>10569021
>tiny girl
That reminds me of this Italian place that always had this little Italian girl who was running behind the counter. It was the owner's daughter, naturally.

>> No.10569042

I'm slowly doing more work to my grandfather's bike. I took a look at the wiring and lights on the bike and when I took the bulbs out I discovered that only the headlight and tail light bulbs had filaments connecting, but only one of the two in each bulb. That's why only the high beam and brake lights worked. I took all the bulbs out and will probably look for replacements tomorrow.

Old people seem very interested in the bike, probably because it's as old as them. I've got to clean it one of these days and make it nice and shiny.

>> No.10569049

I want to get a job and stop jacking it but I cannot find a job.

This makes me depressed, I want to DO SOMETHING.

>> No.10569060

>>10569042
Didn't you try making a thread about this before?
I recall it not going so well.

>> No.10569064

>>10569049
Trying to find a job counts as doing something.

>> No.10569074

>>10569049

Jacking it counts as doing something.

>> No.10569077

>>10569060
I didn't make any threads about it. No reason for motorcycle threads on /jp/. I have posted about it a lot in NEET threads though. This is what's been taking up all my time lately.

>> No.10569086

>>10569077
Why haven't you gotten farther than replacing lightbulbs

>> No.10569103

>>10569086

Because lazy

>> No.10569118

>>10569086
How many NEETs does it take to replace a lightbulb?

>> No.10569120

all this talk of food makes me hungry

I'm not starving but all I have to eat is popcorn, out of everything else, some day I'll have to go out again for food but not until my huge box of microwave popcorn is finished

>> No.10569122

>>10569086
Riding just in the neighborhood, lights aren't needed. This bike was sitting for 18 years before a couple of weeks ago so making sure the engine, carb, and brakes were functioning properly were more important than lights.

>> No.10569125

>>10569118

Zing!

>> No.10569128

>>10569120
Did you ever notice the ones with the most flavour taste cold for some reason?

>> No.10569130

anyone else excited for flanfly?

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>> No.10569149

>>10569136
Would gladly sign up as a human test subject to live on the moon if we can still use the extra laggy internet. Assuming compensation is involved it wouldn't really be NEET living anymore though.

>> No.10569152

can someone fap my dick for me?
I'm too lazy to do it.

>> No.10569161

>>10569152
Only if you let me use my mouth.

>> No.10569170

>>10569161
Oh god that would be even better. I love you anon.

>> No.10569174

>>10569149
I would do it for free

>> No.10569217
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truNEETs drink TruMoo®

>> No.10569224

>>10569217
Advertising to NEETs is stupid, target the parents and caregivers of NEETs instead.

>> No.10569229

>>10569224

But NEETs can ask their mommies to buy it for them.

>> No.10569230

>>10569229
I sure as hell will.

>> No.10569231

How do I become a NEET independent of his parents? I'm an undergrad student taking a major I hate. I don't think my life would be so bad if I had a few years where I lived in a 1 room apartment on my own. So long as I have food, water, electricity and the internet.

>> No.10569234

So after a super long process, I have a final interview with the government in a few days for an auditor position. Social welfare fraud is a big concern and one of the rotations will be with the group investigating such cases. Besides uncle Remus, what kind of advice do you have?

>> No.10569239

>>10569231
Step 1: drop out of school.
Come back when you've done that, and I'll fill you in on step 2.

>> No.10569240

>>10569217
Why don't they do whole milk? It's 1% and skim only. As someone who drinks half and half when possible and whole milk at all other times, seeing no whole milk option makes me angry.

>> No.10569242

>>10568790
Was the same with me, I was depressed since being a teenager and depression slowly turned into apathy. Drugs don't really help with that. They thought I was starting to become schizophrenic or something and put me on the heaviest stuff they got. Didn't even notice a difference, was there for a year and they tried different medications every month. God that sucked. Couldn't even masturbate.

Apathy isn't that bad, when I haven't talked to a person in a couple of months, I get into this groove where I don't think about life at all. When I have to be with people all the time, I get reminded of how shit life is.

Luckily I live in a country where autismbux are easy to get, otherwise I'd just kill myself. I'm currently applying for them and then I'm an independent neet.

Being a neet also isn't that bad, some things I do to keep on keeping it easy are;

1) Buy a barbell weight set, bench and squat rack to exercise, being a neet for long periods will make you fat and unhealthy! It also helps with posture, if you sit and lie all day, every day, you will get bad posture and your back and neck will hurt. Start with Starting Strength and go to /fit/ for advice. Weight sets aren't that expensive.

2) Eat healthy, when you start exercising, you want to eat good food to sustain yourself, count your calories and macros.

3) Learn Japanese, that way you can read manga, play VNs and games and watch anime and don't have to rely on other people, like a pleb.

I wake up, drink some coffee to not be tired anymore. Then I do my anki reps, that takes about 2 hours. After that I read some Japanese news, mangas or watch anime. Around noon I start working out for two hours, then I have a big meal and the day is almost over! Perfect!

>> No.10569241

>>10569229
Most NEETs have no say in what the mommies pick up at the store, as per that oreo guy.

>>10569231
Yeah, that's the dream just about every single person who's ever tried this lifestyle has had. When you figure it out, let us all know.

>>10569234
You're going to be the auditor here, you tell us.

>> No.10569243

>>10569240
If you want to be a trumoo you're gonna need to suck it up.

>> No.10569252

>>10569243
I'd rather make my own chocolate milk than drink non-whole milk.

>> No.10569256

>>10569242
That sounds like an awful lot of work.
I'd much rather spend all day in bed. If I absolutely have to work to any one end, it'll be staying as soft as possible, and that takes up my entire day's quota of effort.

But enjoy being healthy, I really mean it. Good on you.

>> No.10569259

>>10569252
Good people who don't drink Ovaltine aren't worth talking to anyway.

>> No.10569260

>>10569240
For that matter, how can they call it "TruMoo" if it's not even whole milk?

>> No.10569286

>>10569231
1. Be a trust fund baby.
2. Move.
3. Live off your trust fund

>> No.10569292

>>10569217
What is a truNEET

>> No.10569300

How did you exactly become NEET in the first place?
For me I got paranoid or socially inert of washing my dishes in the shared tenant kitchen and taking out the trash in my apartment infront of others somehow.

>> No.10569305

>>10569300
One day the truancy lady stopped knocking on my house, and so I decided I no longer had to do anything at all. Many many things have happened since then.

Many many things...

>> No.10569308

>>10569300
I didn't want to go to school so I stopped going. I didn't want to get a job so I didn't get one.

>> No.10569314

>>10569300
The real world is full of bullies amd scary people. It's much safer just to stay at home.

>> No.10569315

>>10569300
I just never went to college or got a job. It's less "what did I do to become one" and more "what did I (not) do to stop being one."

>> No.10569327

>>10569300

It just sort of happened, you know?

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>>10569300
I've always been apathetic and socially retarded. My life just froze after high school since I was no longer required to do anything.

>> No.10569333

>>10569315
NEET 1.0 - what did I (not) do

>> No.10569334

>>10569332
Are you me?

>> No.10569337

>>10569300

Laziness mainly. In school whatever I was daydreaming about was always more interesting than what the teacher was babbling about so I barely passed highschool after failing a grade.

Everyone knew what they wanted to be but I had no plans, I just figured something would eventually come along like it does for everyone else.

Except... It never did.

>> No.10569339

>>10569300
see >>10569332

>> No.10569344

>>10569334
No, that's just how it worked out for everyone who didn't drop out early or make an aborted attempt at college first.

>> No.10569347

>>10569332
>apathetic

I have seen this word a lot today. Could somebody explain what it means please?

>> No.10569349

>>10569344

>aborted attempt at college

Attempts; four of them so far.

>> No.10569350

>>10569337
>so I barely passed highschool after failing a grade
I skipped nearly every class, and spent the time daydreaming and playing video games, and I passed every class but one.

>> No.10569351

>>10569347
ap·a·thet·ic
/ˌapəˈTHetik/
Adjective
Showing or feeling no interest, enthusiasm, or concern.
Synonyms
apathetical - listless - indifferent - unconcerned

>> No.10569353

>>10569347
It means one does not care one way or another.
It's sometimes used to look edgy and means you only focus on negative things.

>> No.10569356

>>10569347
It means you just don't give a shit. An entirely neutral and unaligned feeling.

>> No.10569357

>>10569347
'A' is a prefix peaning 'not' or 'without', and 'pathetic' means pitiable or inadequate.

>> No.10569362

>>10569350
Well I never said I was a genius

Below average intelligence with below average motivation. The world of normals would probably say based on my criteria I should spend the rest of my life working in a factory or digging ditches.

To the normals I say fuck you

>> No.10569366

>>10569337
>Everyone knew what they wanted to be but I had no plans, I just figured something would eventually come along like it does for everyone else.

I thought I was the least autistic person in the world. Everybody else seemed to be able to settle on doing one thing for most of the rest of their lives.

>> No.10569368

Any NEETs wanna talk on omegle?

tag: /jp/

>> No.10569375

>>10569368
Do you actually have anything to say, or are you just going to ask which touhou and then and trade emails?

>> No.10569383

>>10569368
I will if you talk to me.

>> No.10569384

>>10569256
Well, I have been doing this neet thing for about four years. I got fat, especially because I was on SSRIs for a year and they really fuck with my metabolism. I could just do nothing and grow fat and disgusting over time or work out.

At first it was pretty hard and I had to sleep all day to recover, but when you get into the rhythm of working out, it's pretty easy to keep up. It took me half a year to get into that rhythm. But now I haven't skipped a workout in fourteen months and lost the weight I gained.

As a neet, you don't have to do it right now. But you will probably come to the point where your body gets more and more disgusting and fat. You could start with body-weight exercises like push ups, lunges and pull ups. That's how I did it. For a year or so I just did some cardio at home and some pull and push ups. At one point I tried going to the local gym, early in the morning when it was empty. But that didn't work out, so I bought my own weights.

>> No.10569385

>>10569368
Nah

You either get the guy who spams memes, the guy who just leaves and then bitches in the thread about "2 awkward 2 chat ;_;" or the obvious crossboarder.

>> No.10569388

>>10569385
I bet you're a perfect /jp/er yourself.

>> No.10569391

>>10569384
I was a fat fuck before I was a NEET and I've never been to a shrink.

>> No.10569394

>>10569388

I consider myself a good example of what a /jp/sie should aspire to become. Just look at my carpet.

>> No.10569401

>>10569394
I have white walls, white ceilings, and white carpet, throughout my entire house. I don't know what kind of monster decided on that, but it is fucking ridiculous.

>> No.10569402

>>10569385
Sometimes you get a long conversation.

Sometimes you get Tokiko.

>> No.10569405

>wake up
>read back some threads
>all this fucking shit

I hate my life.

>> No.10569408

>>10569300

I graduated from a course I didn't want to do because my parents coerced me into doing it. Now my spirit is broken and I sit alone away from everyone because they are bad influences.

>> No.10569410

>>10569402
I only got in one long conversation and it was with one of those weirdo traps who post here occasionally.

Jesus, talk about not being able to take it easy
Also 1 on 1 chats are always more stressful than groupchats

>> No.10569411

>>10569405
Are you implying that this thread is shit?

>> No.10569415

>>10569411
No, these threads are fun. just a thread on /a/

>> No.10569419

>>10569410

>Also 1 on 1 chats are always more stressful than groupchats

It's the opposite for me. I always feel like I get drowned out in group conversations.

>> No.10569424

>>10569415
So you admit that you go on /a/? What makes you think you have any right to post here?

>> No.10569427

>>10569410
I've had a various extended conversations, none of which were particularly shitty except maybe the Tokiko one. I remember a night shift security guard and a British guy who's going to end up in jail if he's not careful.

>> No.10569431

>>10569411
Are you implying this thread isn't shit?

>> No.10569434

>>10569424
Because I'm a fucking NEET and Hikki. Also I have the go wherever the fuck I want.

>> No.10569435

>>10569434
NEET thread in action

improving /jp/ since 2011

>> No.10569439

>>10569391
That should be even more motivation. If you get too fat, you can't be an independent neet. You will have to rely on other people.

A neet should strive to be part of the independent and free neet übermenschen. Always watchful, always on guard duty at home.

If you get fit, you automatically look better and have better posture. Nobody can bully you then.

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I need something to do all day. I've got to kill twelve hours somehow, but all I've been doing lately is watching shiddy TV while staring at the clock.

>> No.10569441

>>10569438
Jerk off

>> No.10569445

>>10569438
>>10569242

>> No.10569446

>>10569441
Searching for material takes too much time and it's never worth the effort.

>> No.10569448

>>10569419
For me 1 on 1 conversations are easier as long as there is a solid common interest, like literature, movies, anime, games, the kind of stuff that you could talk about for a long time. If the only common interest is Touhou or something then the conversations usually end within a few days.

>> No.10569450

>>10569446
you just said you had 12 hours to waste

>> No.10569452

>>10569242

I wish walking sufficed.

>> No.10569456

>>10569419
>>10569448
There has only been a couple of people I could do 1 on 1 conversations well with and I haven't spoken to either since 2008 or 09.

Usually the more people the better, because if you're working a crowd then whatever you say is bound to resonate with someone. But if there is only one other guy you have to zero in and pander to them specifically.

>> No.10569464

>>10569452
You have to go outside to walk, is that okay? Or do you mean walking inside?

I think walking is pretty good to burn some calories, you obviously won't get fit from it. Maybe as a start, you could walk at night or very early in the morning, when the streets are empty. Then you could do some light exercise after that.

>> No.10569471

I think it came from my obesity leading to depression

>> No.10569468

>>10569464
If you're gonna walk outside with the purpose of exercising, why not just ride a bicycle around town? There'd be less chance someone would for some reason start talking to you.

>> No.10569469

>>10569368
i got some random 2hu/denpa dude and we exchanged 61 emails for about 11 months. He hasn't respond for about 2 months now ;_;

>> No.10569476

is $10 a day more than enough for a neet?

Can someone knows how to passively earn $10 a day? because as of now I'ts more than enough for me

>> No.10569481

>>10569468
I never learned how to ride a bike.

>> No.10569485
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>>10569481
That's adorable.

>> No.10569489

>>10569485
Could you teach me oni-chan?

>> No.10569492

>>10569476
How stupid are you?

How can we answer that without knowing your expenses or living conditions?

>> No.10569493

I haven't had a friend in 10 years legit

now I idolize anyone who even shows a minuscule interest in me and it ruins any potential friendship

>> No.10569494

>>10569469
I got a /v/ro, a brony and /soc/. I actually had a decent chat with the brony though since he was part /k/.

>> No.10569497

>>10569476
If you pay rent, no. If you live with your parents, why the hell would you need to worry about money?

>> No.10569498

>>10569476
I survive on $0 a year and the goodwill of my parents so of course you can live on $10 if you're in the same situation

>> No.10569499

>>10569468
Yeah, that would work too. Just some physical exercise that gets you going would probably be enough at first. I prefer weightlifting as I can do it at home. You can also do some HIIT cardio at home by running in place or doing burpees.

I find cardio is pretty hard to do regularly, weightlifting is kind of addicting if you start doing it, probably something to do with the hormones.

>> No.10569503

>>10569385
I once had a nice conversation with someone but it became kind of awkward once I decided to lie about my country of origin and had to keep pretending till the end (we were from the same country and I didn't want to switch to my native language so I lied).

>> No.10569506

>>10569503
What is your native language?

>> No.10569510

My father discovered all my lewd loli artworks.

He said it was good.

>> No.10569512

>>10569506
Spurdo spora.

>> No.10569513

>>10569510
be glad you weren't born a loli or your ass would be grass

>> No.10569515

>>10569503
I do this too. I've spent so many years speaking English on the internet that my native language skills suck dick now.

>> No.10569519

>>10569512
I see why you didn't reveal it then. Rot in hell, shitposter.

>> No.10569517

>>10568968
wow. could you please stop using such lewd terminology?

>> No.10569522

>>10569510
i find this hard to believe.

>> No.10569523

>>10569522
he inherited pedophilia from his father

>> No.10569525

>>10569523
I want to know how old his mom is in comparison to his dad now.

>> No.10569528

>>10569512
Yeah I would definitely keep that fact hidden

>> No.10569534

>>10569515
Wow, me too. I always find myself forgetting words in my native language. I even think and dream in English, it's weird. And then I started learning Japanese and now I feel like a foreigner in my own country.

>> No.10569539

>>10569534
>>10569515
Welcome to the master race

forget your barbaric languages and embrace #1 language

>> No.10569541

I'm really nervous right now, I just fell like 10 minutes ago on my back and I'm scared it's going to hurt a lot in the morning.

One time when I was a kid I slipped on some water next to my dogs water bowl, some had got on the floor and I didn't notice. I slipped, fell, and there was a bit of pain at that moment and it went away. The next morning I literally could not move, I was in so much fucking pain.

My dad is disabled so I help him out by just getting things he needs around the house, cooking him dinner, getting him water and stuff. I made him a sandwich and on my way back I slipped on the wood floor which surprised me, and I fell hard on my lower back.

It hurt like a fucking nightmare for like five minutes, now the spot is numb and still a bit painful, I'm worried I'll wake up tomorrow like I did when I was younger and be in a ton of pain and be unable to move

>> No.10569542

>>10569493
I'll be your friend.

>> No.10569545

>>10569493
i dont want to ignore this. i have not either, for around 10 years.

i dont know what else to say, which us probably why i have no friends, other than no one talks to me in a friendly way, so i cant drive them away. dont feel sad.

>> No.10569551

>>10569541
I can fix it. Pain pain go away. Touches your back.

>> No.10569553

Not having friends isn't bad

The only real negative part about it is the lack of outside stimulation. To get outside input you're stuck looking to the internet.

I mean I'd like to go look at something in real life and have someone else's comments on it for once.

>> No.10569557

>>10569541
>waah my back hurts
>doesn't go to a doctor

Your loss, dipshit.

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>>10569551
Thank you Yuichan-man

>> No.10569576

well, it looks like i will be staying up all night again

>> No.10569582

>>10569553
Depends on your definition of friend.

There are times when you can't do some shit by yourself and your parents isn't there for you. Some other time, it's just easier to rely on someone else.

>> No.10569588

>>10569545
That must suck. You do however sound like a pathetic normie, but who am I to judge.

I am a schizoid so your desires are pretty alien to me. I do find it funny about what happens to neurotypicals when those needs are not met. It makes me feel superior in a way. They are much weaker than I ever thought they were.

>> No.10569589

>>10569557
Greentexting and self-entitled? Please get out of /jp/.

>> No.10569594

>>10569553
I find that friends are a hassle, no matter what. Six years ago, I think some guy wanted to be my friend. He was into anime and manga and all that shit. I talked to him for a couple of times but then he wanted me to come to his place and it was too much effort for me.

Some time after that I started being a neet and I don't really meet people now. I got used to it and I don't even want friends now.

>> No.10569596

>>10569589
>self-entitled
how so

>> No.10569599

>>10569589
What makes you upset about >this, asspie?
And what the hell are you calling me self entitled for? You're the one bitching about back pain like a child.

>> No.10569606

>>10569599
shut the fuck up before I fuck you up

>> No.10569612

>>10569582
Yeah I know how that is. I do a lot of car type stuff and there have been many, many, situations when I wish I had an extra pair of hands to help me out. Sometimes when you're trying to balance a 200lb chunk of metal and hold it in place and bolt it in the same time you get reminded of the bad parts about being a loner type.

>> No.10569615

>>10569599
I'm not even the person with back problems.

>> No.10569617

>>10569615
even if you aren't, two people asked you the same question which you haven't answered

>> No.10569620

>>10569588
I feel the same way towards non-schizos. To me, there's nothing better than being alone, and knowing I will be left alone.

>> No.10569621

>>10569588
>mentally ill
>lel I am superior

oh anon you card

>> No.10569623

>>10569617
what is the question im not either of thoser guys but ill answer it?

>> No.10569625

How do you guys clean your bums good?

I just took a big shit and no matter how many times I wipe there's still shit on the toilet paper although it's only a small smudge

>> No.10569626

>>10569625
dog

>> No.10569627

>>10569621
Being a schizo is not a mental illness in the slightest. If you knew about these things you'd agree.

>> No.10569628

>>10569606
I'll rip your intestines out your mouth and strangle you, nerd.

>> No.10569630

>>10569625
I eat peanuts by the busload and never have such problems becuase of it. Get you some planters, boy.

>> No.10569631

>>10569628
say that to my face fucker

I'd have my waifu beat the fuck out of you and then anally eviscerate your lower intenstine

>> No.10569635

>>10569625
Shit in a squat position, that's the natural way to shit and you don't even have to wipe your ass after it.

>> No.10569637

anyone else shave their pubic hair

my balls are as smooth as a newborn baby

>> No.10569639

>>10569621
Schizoid =/= schizophrenia or any pschotic illness you uneducated moron

It's a personality trait that is rather unique.

>> No.10569641

>>10569631
>>10569628
>>10569606
>>10569599
>>10569557
All this edgy, on /jp/. Disgusting. You shold both be drowned in a vat of each other's semen. I think you'd get along a little better.

>> No.10569646

>>10569641
Who are you spoilering you /v/ermin?

>> No.10569647

>>10569639
Whether it's unique or not isn't the issue. What he needs to understand is the needs and world view of a person with a schizoid personality.

>> No.10569652

>>10569647
Neurotypicals will never understand. Just leave him to dwell in his ignorance

>> No.10569655

>>10569639
>>It's a personality trait that is rather unique.

special snowflake detected

>> No.10569661

>>10569655
please see
>>10569647

>> No.10569663

I've been in the mood to watch some anime, I haven't for quite a few years, I decided to go to /a/ for suggestions.

I didn't realize that they were all ASSHOLES and DICKS that can't bare to give a little advice to someone. It upset me so much that I decided to screencap the thread and email it to moot, I wonder if he knows just how that board behaves now

>> No.10569664

fuck, all the spergs.

this must be a hotspot for some lolcows

>> No.10569666

>>10569663
Do you have a link to the thread?

>> No.10569669

>>10569663
Don't bother posting anime in /a/, it's pointless. From what I've seen every single thread turns into my tastes are better than your tastes.

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>>10569666
>666

>> No.10569673

Schizoid is a mental disorder

pls get on medication anon-san

>> No.10569674

>>10569670
I thought moot disabled dubs..

>> No.10569681

>>10569663
moot knows and doesn't really seem to care.
Mods are against recommendation threads too, so be careful with that. I don't think it can get you banned, but your thread might be deleted.

>> No.10569684

>>10569674
Not here. /jp/ is a mature and responsible board.

>> No.10569690

>>10569674
Yeah on the subhuman boards
P.S you should go back there

>> No.10569696

I browsed /pol/ today and I think I'm racist now

>> No.10569692

>>10569673
But it can't be medicated, it's a personality trait. It's only a mental illness if it keeps you from enjoying your life.

>> No.10569697

>>10569663
/a/ is a hivemind like /v/, but they didn't become complete shit by being excessively elitist and snobbish.

It's pretty retarded you can't even get recommendations on specific things. I can get "recommend me anime, /a/", but no longer can you say "Hey, I already saw X, any other like it with A, B, and C?"

>> No.10569699

>>10569696
Racism is just a buzzword invented by niggers and jews.

>> No.10569700

>>10569696
Admitting blacks have a lower IQ on average is racist now?

>> No.10569702

>>10569690
>>other boards being subhumans
>>Posting in a NEET lifestyle thread, people taking pride in being shit like shizoids

>> No.10569703

>>10569700
>>10569699
Just keep your racism on the internet and not in real life thanks

>> No.10569705

>>10569696
been browsing it since it was called /n/ 7 years ago and i'm not racist (except for my hatred of jews).

>> No.10569706
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10569706

>>10569696
Really?

>> No.10569711

>>10569702
NORMAL DETECTED

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>>10569703
There's nothing racist about knowing the facts.

>> No.10569717

>>10569703
No.
I'm not going to pretend to be ignorant to fit in.

>> No.10569720

>>10569702
Go back to /v/ you little shitstain.

>> No.10569722

>>10569711
"MISUNDERSTOOD GENUIS" DETECTED

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>> No.10569728

>>10569706
Brown girls are the best.

>> No.10569733

>>10569713
are you australian? the aboriginal threads really are the most brutal. they make the anti-black threads seem like bad jokes.

>> No.10569742

>>10569733
it's the same in Canada

Canadians have a seething hatred for Aboriginals here

>> No.10569746

ive been a neet for 2 years but its starting to get kind of boring, wat do

>> No.10569747

>>10569746
Get a job.

>> No.10569750

>>10569746
practice a talent that can make you money

>> No.10569753

>>10569746
Watch/play/read something completely different.

>> No.10569757

>>10569746
I keep myself entertained with projects. Either gathering ingredients and making a nice dinner, making movies, going some place, or whatever happens to interest me at the time.

>> No.10569769

If you want a hobby you can always make youtube vids

I have 250 subs and it makes me feel useful

I'm entertaining 250 people! :)

>> No.10569772

>>10569769
someone should make Let's Play type videos but more like Let's Browse where they sit and browse /jp/ and comment on threads and stuff

>> No.10569780

>>10569769
What are your videos of? I've thought of doing driving videos, or videos where I ramble while preparing and drinking tea, but haven't gone through with either. I do want to make at least one driving video though, when the wild flowers bloom in a few weeks.

>> No.10569781

>>10569769
Show me your videos

>> No.10569789

>>10569769
Attention whores do not belong in this thread.

>> No.10569791

>>10569780
>>10569781
http://youtu.be/c6-3g61iBFc

>> No.10569792

>>10569789
But that is the thread.

>> No.10569793

>>10569781
>>10569780
no you'll think they're bad and make fun of them

I never advertise I just let people find them

>> No.10569798

>>10569780
>or videos where I ramble while preparing and drinking tea
If you spoke in a calm and soothing way, I would love listening and drinking tea with you anon.

>> No.10569799

>>10569791
Apparently I've seen this video before as I left an angry comment.

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>>10569791
> TheLordofShell 8 months ago
>You aren't funny, Mark.
>Stop trying and keep this shit off /jp/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.10569802

>>10569799
fuck you

>> No.10569804

>>10569799
I like your avatar :)

>> No.10569806

>>10569791
Autism

>> No.10569810

>>10569791
http://youtu.be/6QmnX5jJ6-A

are you a serial killer?

>> No.10569813

>>10569810
No he's Mark

>> No.10569814

>>10569810
>that music

oh fuck I spit up my coffee everywhere that shit was funny as HELL

>> No.10569816

>>10569791
>http://youtu.be/c6-3g61iBFc
nice autism. the edgy weeaboo shirt and speaking really fits

>> No.10569823

>>10569810
It doesn't get bad until the doll starts moving her hands on her own and it looks eerily realistic

>> No.10569828

>>10569823
I bet he fucks an Ona hole whittled into her body

hot

>> No.10569833

>>10569791
Are you that desperate that you would fish for subscribers on /jp/?

Get a fucking life, loser!

>> No.10569838

>>10569833
I think he knows he's not exactly up there mate

he's posting in a NEET thread on /jp/ after all

>> No.10569840

>>10569838
You don't have to be a loser virgin nerd to be NEET.

>> No.10569842

>>10569840
well I'm inclined to believe you're one if you post here

until you prove otherwise of course

>> No.10569843

>>10569840
*pffffttt* hhhehehehe

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>>10569639
Schizoid personality disorder is a schizophrenia-spectrum disorder and there is a chance of inheriting the disorder from a schizophrenic family member, however it doesn't cause hallucinations, delusions or a disconnection with reality. People with schizoid personality disorder appear cold and aloof rarely showing strong emotions. They're indifferent to social, romantic or sexual relationships and content alone.

I have the disorder, I feel pretty good about it, better than depression or social anxiety and constantly being "so ronery ;_;". I sometimes wonder if I'm missing out on something but most of the time I'm just apathetic and satisfied with my life.

>> No.10569850

>>10569845
special snowflake syndrome

>> No.10569857

>>10569845
yeah as a self-diagnosed High Functioning Autistic i know that feeling

Who gives a fuck about people when I have Cirno for a tulpa?

>> No.10569863

You know when you guys start up the snowflake psychological diagnosis shit it gets kind of embarrassing to be in the same thread. Maybe if you didn't word it in a way where it sounds like you're straining to sound edgy and cool.

I mean if there is a group of people on this site who have legitimate problems its /jp/ but come on.

>> No.10569867

>snowflake psychological diagnosis

What?

>Edgy
???

>> No.10569877

what do you guys wanna be when you grow up?

>> No.10569879

>>10569863
I have a fuckton of legitimate mental health issues and I barely ever post here, unless I feel I can contribute somehow. Otherwise, I just lurk.

That doesn't mean the people posting about their problems don't have them, or that they're trying to 'show off' for a bunch of anonymous strangers just as or more fucked up than they are. Get over yourself.

>> No.10569886

>>10569879
that's funny with all the hurr durr over 'neurotypicals'

>> No.10569890

>>10569886
>hurr durr

Uh-huh. It sure is. That's funny. :D

>> No.10569894

>>10569890
Nice autism to latch onto a single phrase instead of responding to the argument itself.

>> No.10569902
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and the winner is...

>> No.10569943

>>10569902
Keep your award to yourself, schizoids like me don't care for praise.

Fucking neurotypicals.

>> No.10569960

>>10569943
le epic meme

>> No.10569983

>>10569877
a dinosaur

>> No.10570006

>>10569943
Keep your retardism to yourself before we post you on some EPIC WIN site like ED

>> No.10570014

You guys just can't understand how deep and mysterious I am

>> No.10570051

888chan's "lolcow" board posted a link to this thread

>> No.10570075
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What's your favourite NEET food?

>> No.10570081

>>10570051
>caring about some obscure shitty chan

oh boy I can't wait till an even deader board shitposts in here

>> No.10570107

>>10570075
I love poutines.

It is the only thing good about Canada.

>> No.10570116

Please excuse me for posting this but I know it's not thread-worthy.

Other than the Welcome to The NHK anime & Light Novel, are there any decent VNs, LNs, anime or manga about failures to society/NEETs/Hikikomoris? I felt like I could really relate to the protagonist and the show resonated with me.

The nervous breakdowns, the ambitious goal with a dream that's never reached partially from laziness, bumming around etc.

>> No.10570156

Good morning friends.

>> No.10570192
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>>10569300
I actually worked for 2 1/2 years as an apprentice "wholesaler". I have enough of working and here I am. However, in September I try to start a CS degree.

>> No.10570204

>>10570192
Good luck

You didn't get student loans did you? Those will be hard to pay if you fail

>> No.10570228

>>10570204
naw, there are little to no costs in studying. My university requires 80 euro per semester. If I fail I can at least say I tried.

Aftert hat I just get some 20 hour job and a one room apartment.

>> No.10570238

I used to bully people in grade school

maybe this is my punishment?

>> No.10570290

>>10570238
It's saddening to know that bullies will follow even in lifestyle.
Once a bully always a bully.

>> No.10570294

I can literally get any job I want if I wanted to. I am NEET by choice.

>> No.10570300

>>10570238
I was bullied into becoming a bully in grade school, is this your doing?!

>> No.10570309

>24
>kissless virgin
>shitty college degree
>never had a job
>no friends

>plays video games 24/7
Feels good man

>> No.10570335

>>10570309
Yep

I can pirate singleplayer games and play F2P multiplayer

Games for everyone!

>> No.10570358

>>10570309
Who ya greenin' friend?

>> No.10570377

>>10570358
It's called greentexting you newfag.
>>>/b/

>> No.10570382

>>10570358
My mother ;_;

>> No.10570412

You can literally live for less then $10 a day if live in the middle of nowhere and eat cheap. That is $3650/year.

>> No.10570489

>>10570412
If you're homeless, sure.

>> No.10570519

>>10570116
The manga with Tomoko is good, I'm reading it right now to practice Japanese. I don't really know other stuff about truneets.

>> No.10570544

>>10570519
How different is it from the anime and LN?

>> No.10570897

>>10570412
You can live for $1 a day if you're a kid in those Red Cross commercials.

>> No.10570977

>>10570412
I agree, but you will struggle to find an internet connection in the middle of nowhere.

I had the option of being NEET on a hobby farm. Just me, 10 cows and a horse. I turned down the offer because I would be very isolated with no contact with the outside world.

It would've been different if I had a car, but being in the middle of nowhere with no car really feels different; trapped rather than free.

I had a bicycle, but it took 2 hours to ride to the nearest town. 2 hours on a bike each way. No thanks.

>> No.10571009

To the NEET College/Univerisity drop-outs in here.

How did you face your parents after you dropped out? My parents are pretty much my best friends at the moment and as much as I want to drop-out I don't think I could really look them in the face if I did

>> No.10571020

>>10571009
murder them and claim their million dollar life insurance policy

>> No.10571021

>>10570977
You could have pimped out the horse, that would give you enough extra cash to buy a satelight link.

>> No.10571023

>>10570977
Also, you could ride horse to town.

>> No.10571058

>>10571009
Well, I basically called my mom and said I wanted to drop out. She was really pissed at me for a few days, but I guess after she realized I was depressed as fuck she left me alone. A few months later she sent me to a therapist. If you say you have a good relationship with your parents I think you should be fine. Be strong anon, and welcome to the NEET life.

>> No.10571090

I just had a terrible panic attack

>go to doctors to get help and referral to mental health specialist
>guy tells me he can't help me I have to see my main doctor
>start hyperventilating, sweating, and involuntarily crying
>get the fuck out of there, forgot my panic attack pills
>calm down and go back in 5 minutes later

What main fucking doctor? It's a walk in clinic I see whoever is available.

Sure wasn't a problem when I went last time to get Paxil last time.

Now I have to leave my house again in 2 hours... Fuck my life

>> No.10571147

all i want is a big booty hoe

>> No.10571172

>>10571147
with a job of course

>> No.10571848

I'm gonna take a shower today.

>> No.10571873

Can complete shut-ins get ill?

>> No.10571875

>>10571873
Can complete shut-ins be alive?

>> No.10571882

>>10571875
Yes, they can grow mushrooms in the dark.

>> No.10571911

>>10571875
I believe you get colds from staying inside not from going outside.

>> No.10571924

>>10571911
That's cool, I never knew that.

>> No.10571938

>>10570116
Chaos;Head would fit, at least for 80% of it.
Only the VN though.

>> No.10571978

>>10571009
Have a plan. Mine was ironically to take some time off to calm down and then go back again for something I actually like. One side of my family aren't total cunts and understood. Plan worked and resulting job isn't that bad either.

>> No.10572103

I have to go to the psychotherapist tomorrow in the morning.

I don't want to sleep so early but my sleeping pills are starting to work now.

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r.i.p in peace mr president

>> No.10572238

The nice tiny stray cat who lives in our garage has been getting harassed by this huge alpha tom cat lately. It's sad.

>> No.10572249

>>10572238
Kick his ass

>> No.10572256

>>10572238
sounds like a metaphor for your life

>> No.10572262

>>10572238
Killing the cat yourself may be bad rep. You don't have a huge German Shepherd with some police attack dog training to do it for you? What the hell is wrong with you?

>> No.10572357

>>10572262
I have a cowardly dog who's scared of cats.

>> No.10572499

today we finally got our electricity back after 3 months, but my laptop's hdd doesn't work properly anymore and I have to use a shitty tablet

>> No.10572609

>>10572499
Where the hell do you live?

>> No.10572720

>>10572609
In a shithole

>> No.10572796

>>10572499
MY GOD

how did you survive?

>> No.10572828

I want to play simcity now. Which is the best version?

>> No.10572843

>>10572796
Books. Agatha Christie, Ellery Queen, Nero Wolfe etc, but the lack of social interaction was starting to bother me.

>> No.10572863

>>10572828
2000, 3000 and 4 are all fine. I prefer 4 personally

>> No.10574199

>>10568790
You dumby. I always say in these threads: don't go to psychiatrists and NEVER take any drugs they give you (unless it's just zoloft or valium). Psychiatrists are fucked up people. They love mis-diagnosing people and fucking with them.

If you are depressed, then there is certainly a reason for your depression. Try and find out for yourself what that reason is. You are the only person who can find out.

Try light exercise and a better diet. If your mood doesn't improve then examine your life and try and pinpoint what is making it shit then fix it.

Remember, never trust psychiatrists.

>> No.10574210

My diet consists entirely of tostitos chips and hot salsa. I eat until I'm feel like I'm about to throw up, but I still feel hungry. What can I do to stay healthy

>> No.10574218

>>10574210
that's pretty healthy already, good protein from the chips and vegi's in the salsa

keep it up

>> No.10574247

>>10574199
>Psychiatrists are fucked up people. They love mis-diagnosing people and fucking with them.

This is a pretty fucking stupid and ignorant comment. Let me guess. You also think all or 90% of cops are fucked up people too right?

I'd personally just see a psychologist though. Being anti-drug is stupid, but I wouldn't take something like anti-depressants unless I tried to kill myself.

>> No.10574259

>>10574247
Psychs aren't fucked up but they can have serious conflicts of interest when dealing with you. That is, all those fancy drug salesmen pushing their new product and bushels of money and swag onto them for prescribing it. There's very little control over this kind of thing in the states. It's not tinfoil hat theory that bigpharma will try to get in bed with docs to drive their sales.

>> No.10574270

>>10574218
I get 26g of protein per bag, is that actually good?

>> No.10574290

>>10574270
enough to keep you alive

>> No.10574308

Where do old NEETs go? I'm almost 25 and feel that I've lost touch with the board. I stopped keeping track of time and it seems I've lost interest in all my hobbies ages ago. Lots of counseling and interventions didn't work. Tried a few meds and herbal crap and they didn't either. Welfare is really inadequate here and my parents are getting old with no real savings. I'm getting the hint that it's Gensokyo time.

>> No.10574312

>>10574308
they say no neet makes it to 30

but then they haven't met my grandpa either

>> No.10574326

>>10574308
You answered that question yourself.

>> No.10574417

>>10574247
Nice try, faggot, but it's true for most psychiatrists. I've known people who were put on anti-psychotics because they had depression. Psychologists are fine for the most part, though. However, a lot of them will try to manipulate your emotions.

>> No.10574475

>>10574417
>Nice try, faggot, but it's true for most psychiatrists.

[Citation needed]

>> No.10574649

All doctors are scams.

>> No.10575271

I tried to play with a bad dragon dildo I recently bought but I ended up pooping myself all over the carpet.

>> No.10575628

>>10572499
>3 months
I don't know if I'd make it.

>> No.10575818

Please delete this thread.

I have something I want to share and it should be aged.

>> No.10576220

>>10575818
No.

>> No.10576257

any other NEET's watching rand paul in the senate? he's been talking for over 7 hours

>> No.10576258

>>10576257
I'm dutch, I don't really care.

>> No.10576339

I want to be friends with someone from /jp/ but I've pretty much forgotten how to make friends.
How do I make friends with a /jp/ anon?

>> No.10576395

Who wants to play a tactical turn based rpg?
http://ecoltactics.gamescampus.com/teaser
18 hours left for the closed beta.

>> No.10576688

>>10576339
I think the issue is common interest. I only speak for myself I guess but I literally don't do anything.. much. I watch maybe one or two anime series a season and have a lot on my backlog, I don't play multiplayer games, only single player, and that's about it. I don't do things that others are very interested in, so what would I have to talk about to anyone?

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