NEET Bread

[Anonymous No.]

Old thread died.

How are you today?

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up, checked the /jp/ Catalog for a NEET thread, came back to front page and there it is

I guess I won't get anything done today now

[Anonymous No.]

Death is hanging over my shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

I got sick.

[Anonymous No.]

Just got a message today telling that I got job as a gardener starting at June so it seems like my neet times are coming to the end soon. Been neet for half a year now since I left army so I still don't know, Might be hard to get used to rise early in the morning again. I can still turn that offer down thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566477
But gardening's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566477
landscape work is hard

are you getting paid well?

[Anonymous No.]

I went to ASDA today. It went okay, except I forgot that I was an unshaven NEET wearing unwashed clothes and I probably smelled a lot. Self-consciousness really kicked in when I went inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566532
>selfconciousness

what point does a NEET have with that? It's not like you're worth being judged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566550
Not everyone can help it.

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[Anonymous No.]

Depressed and apathetic, as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566477
I'll also stop being a NEET soon, but I'll be a factory worker instead

[Anonymous No.]

Today was fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

graduated uni with like 3 years extra time
no jobs anywhere
back to neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566592
This.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a court date on march 8th, and an appointment with the highschool I dropped out of on the 7th. Been a neet for a year but it's time to move on. No more truneet for this man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566606
>giving up after a year

I am ashamed of you anon

Being a NEET is a lifelong commitment

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566606

>court date

What for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566617
That's what I thought too, but I have to give back to the world, no matter how much I used to hate it, otherwise I will be needing these sleeping pills for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566623
he's a criminal scum

never was a NEET cause being a criminal scumbag is a full time job

[Anonymous No.]

Any other NEETs bad with money?

Since I make $0 a year when I got $27,000 inheritance I spent it in 2 months...

No idea how I'd actually budget if I ever was hired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566623
Nothing serious, just a misdemeanor if I'm lucky, but it was a sobering experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566624

>have to

Get a load of this nerd.

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>>10566626
I get about 1,104$ a month welfare and I am really bad with money.

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>>10566626

How the hell? Why the hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566626
How can you even spend 27,000 in a month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566525
I've been a gardener before I went to army and it wasn't that hard at least compared to my times in army or other jobs I've had. I kinda liked doing that job but hated to rise early every morning, I'd prefer some noon or night job.

I get paid around 1950 yuros a month starting so Decent pay I'd say

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>>10566626
It's probably because you got that money "for free" so you felt like it wasn't worth as much as other money. If you got hired you would probably value it more because then you would have seen and felt the work behind the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566626
I'm terrible. I charge everything to my credit card and then just make minimum payments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566652
the finest of substances

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566655
You're fucked. NEVER make minimum payments, and never charge anything to your credit card that you won't be able to pay back in full.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566655
>>10566667
what's wrong with minimum payments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566626
I get $120 of government welfare, my mother gives me $200 and I get usually around $100 to $300 selling thinks on the internet. I don't pay rent though, I live in an apartment owned by an uncle living overseas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566673
Oh, nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566674
>selling thinks on the internet.
You sell your thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566652
If it was me I would probably upgrade my computer to very high end parts that have little chance of failing on me at all for many years. A more powerful sound system for my room that's also probably going to be very high end. Besides that most will be spent on my usual needs and food. But what I would do first would probably cause a dent in that amount but honestly I don't know how you burn through it that fast either unless you have one expensive hobby with a lot to buy in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566689
I mean things

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566667
I know

I'm paying Jews $50 a month because I borrowed $2,000 that I can't pay off right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566694
>unless you have one expensive hobby with a lot to buy in it.
Being a imas fan is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ meetup

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>>10566705

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>>10566707
I wonder what his SR version would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566709
>JP meetup

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone really give a shit about what anyone says in these threads?

To be honest I just come here to laugh at people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566673
Read some intro books to personal finance, the best one in my opinion is 'I will teach you to be rich' by some indian guy, you can find it online for free I think.

But basically, you don't ever want to be paying the APR on a card because the rates are always insane. Make full payments every month, and you will never have to pay interest on purchases.

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>>10566721
easy there, someone might get cut on all that edginess

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566721
not really

feel free to laugh at anyone. Some of the posters are roleplayers too, not even real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566724
They should get a thicker skin then.

[Anonymous No.]

I had to take a shit earlier today. I'm usually too lazy to go to the bathroom so most of the time I just move my bed away from the wall and squeeze one out, that way my mom can't see it and my room smells like shit all the time anyway so nobody really has any way of finding out.

[Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG No.]

>>10566716
I refuse to believe that there are woman on 4chan.
Just thinking about it makes me sick.

[Anonymous No.]

anzu is such a pandering, offensive character

why do you people like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566744
because she's lazy and likes sucking on lollipops

[Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG No.]

>>10566744
Character design wise she's my favorite idom@ster.

[Anonymous No.]

How about Eri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566755
I jack it to her too

doesn't mean she isn't a shitty character

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566763
She is shitty because she is a CG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566744
I hate her and i hate people who say she is a NEET even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566744
People who get offended over characters that are aimed at their demographic are hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566716
Is that sudo wearing the shirt that says DYEL?

[Anonymous No.]

My dinner consisted of scallops with pistachios in some butter/white wine sauce. It was pretty good and now my the smell of my kitchen reminds me of an Italian restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566807
don't bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566807
well, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

Today is a great day. I'm gonna watch anime, play video games and talk to my friends on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566824
You don't have any friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566824
I don't know what to do today...

Could you suggest something please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566837
try fisting yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566824
The only thing I want to do today is hit the fast forward button on life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566850
Why? If you desire old age and death you can fasten the process yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566834
Please don't bully, I'm his friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566842
Sorry, I don't want to get poop on my hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566855
No I'm just really bored right now and it's too cold outside so I can't do anything. More like fast forward to when temperatures start to get warmer or at least the end of this month.

[Anonymous No.]

I lost the last of my internet friends last night. Had nightly conversations with my online pals for the past 4 years and before that I had a real life friend. Now for the first time I am truly alone.

Its not so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

So it's a cliché that "the butler did it", right? In what murder mysteries did that ever happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566876
how did you lose them? did you tell them you like fapping to little girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566876
Congratulations. You're finally free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566881
>>>/lit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566862
Thanks friend!

>>10566837
I'm gonna finally play the new Corpse Party, you should play them too if you have a PSP

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566881
The Strange Case of Mr. Challoner

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566892
My PSP stopped working about a year ago. Thanks for the suggestion though.

[Anonymous No.]

>1912
>not killing someone then blaming it on your butler
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.]

that face when you want to keep being an otaku NEET all night because you know as soon as you sleep you will wake up the next day and have to go to school, but you will feel like shit if you stay up all night and then still have to go, and might fall asleep in glass again, get detention again and be late for your afterschool job again

[Anonymous No.]

Why weren't more people in the past murderers, anyway? 90% of the reason I haven't murdered anyone is because of CCTV and DNA evidence.

Maybe you think I'm silly or twisted but we all know that if mobile phones suddenly stopped existing, rape and assault would double overnight.

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>>10566906
That's too bad, used PSPs are really cheap now though especially if your memory card still works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566914
Maybe people weren't as big assholes to eachother back then. Life was rough so why make it harder on everyone.

Also they were scared of God's wrath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566914
They weren't corrupted by an apathetic, narcissistic culture and lived in low populated and racially homogenous areas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566919
How cheap are they? I wouldn't know where to look for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566923
This is why religious is useful.

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna be tru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566626
I'm good with money. I can live off of nothing, and have to often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566951
I got one maybe half a year ago for €40 without a memory card. Not sure where you would have to look, I just got it delivered to me from a local store.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get another cheap, xbox 360 but I don't know if the used ones in general will drop even more in price anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566948
racially homogenous areas are the nicest

[Anonymous No.]

I'm okay. I returned from house sitting for a friend. They paid for all my food for the week and I got to sit around watching anime and playing on the internet. My normal life, but I didn't have to deal with any of my family. It was my first time being alone for more than an hour in two years.

It was fantastic. I wish I had something to do from home so I could live on my own.

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>>10567013
>>10566948
>racially homogenous areas are the nicest

I agree, I wish everyone wasn't pushing so hard for the whole world to mix together. I don't mind any race but we should still have places where we can live with our own people instead of being forced to mix with others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567028
Why do you fear other races?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm planning my suicide this week.
Somehow the promise that it's soon going to be over has left me really cheerful.
So I'm watching some animu, eating some food and maybe drawing a bit later.
Life is good today.

I'm thinking about buying ultimate madoka since I wont be needing the money anyway. I've been wanting it ever since I saw it, but haven't gotten myself to cash out for it since it's so expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

I just got a job which is inspecting Hilton Hotels. I basically travel around and spend a night or two at different Hilton Hotels and write a lengthy report about the place. Things like how the staff treated me, how clean the room was, how the services are. It means I'll have to travel a lot though so I won't see my friends or parents a whole lot except for the holidays, but it's alright I guess

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>>10566910

Why do you have school when it's spring break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567035
Because different people have different ways of life, if you try mixing them then some complications might happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567037
Why would you buy it if you are going to kill yourself anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567037
See you on the other side

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566992
Were you able to put a custom firmware on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567037
It's alright but getting one of the wings attached was rather annoying. Found it funny how everyone on /a/ and their dog has one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10566910
>Class
>After school job
>NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567035
It's instinctual. People are more comfortable around the similar and familiar. Going against this causes conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567037

If you're going to kill yourself, at least try to kill a jew/shill. And can I have your madoka when you pass away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567054
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567038
That actually sounds like a lot of fun. Traveling isn't bad as long as you have your laptop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567051
Because I've always wanted one so why not?
I'd be able to admire it for a few days.
maybe I'll take it with me to the grave like a true otaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567037
I feel you. I called a few of my 'friends' today to see if I could find enough benzos and painkillers (benzos alone wont kill you) to put me to sleep for good. I think I'll get a hotel to do it in because I don't wanna upset my roommates or parent when they find me.

I also just started to lurk this board and I could really use some new friends.

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>>10567071
In the arms of an angel... fly away from here... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I might get an internship at a big 4 accounting firm depending on how my phone interview goes.

That means 40 hours a week every week this summer. I won't be able to NEET it up anymore, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567076
Pills don't work, don't be like every other retard out there who takes a bunch of pills and gets thrown into a mental institution.

If you're going to do it then do it, don't pussyfoot around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567076
Let's be friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567064
I've been thinking about it but I don't really have anyone I hate enough to kill before I die. It'd be troublesome too.
And yes you can anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567071

Pharaohnerd

[Anonymous No.]

Whats with all of the college graduates and aspiring workforce people ITT?

Shittiest NEET thread ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567035
It's human nature. Homogeneous countries have less corruption and are more altruistic.

This is just one reason why multiculturalism will destabilize Europe. I'm not racist, but human nature is. You have to bear with it.

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>>10567076
Ah I see, I think I'd perfer the pill way too but I can't get ahold of them, so I'm going by hanging.

I'd love someone to talk to who would be able to relate so if you want to skype is in email feild

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567083
what about a jump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567081
>I won't be able to NEET it up anymore, guys.


Why is everybody abandoning the NEET lifestyle all of a sudden? Did the NEET stock market just crash or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567094
>>10567101
skype: catscanfever

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567103
Not many people were NEET to begin with here. Most have already accepted that fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567103

They were just pretend NEETs anyway; kids on vacation or nerds in-between jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567101
Jumping is cool
I'm probably going to do the exit bag strategy eventually. Either in the comfort of my own room or deep in the woods where it will take days to find me. I've been trying to find people on /jp/ who want to die with me for a long time but nobody is ever close enough on the east coast, even a mod warned me once to cut it out because I'm killing off a portion of moot's income.

>>10567103
The weird part is the job market is getting really bad again

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567099
forgot you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567112
>even a mod warned me once to cut it out because I'm killing off a portion of moot's income.


I wonder what income he means

[Anonymous No.]

I only work 3 days a week

hard time being a NEET I tell ya man

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567081
If it's a big 4 you'll definitely have 2nd rounds before you make it clear. Good luck with that and GTFO normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567093
Did you came here for the first time 2 hours ago or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567112
I might consider going with you anon
skype in email feild

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567103
Don't worry, I'm still NEET. I haven't been in school for a couple years now and I've never worked outside of household chores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567103
I'm just as surprised you are. After seven years of being a NEET, one of the places I applied to actually accepted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567099
Whenever someone posts their info like that on /jp/ I search it and if it shows up as having been posted anywhere else I ignore it. You've apparently posted it on /soc/ so you're shit.

Often they post it on /v/ too which is just as bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567103
I need money

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567112
>even a mod warned me once to cut it out because I'm killing off a portion of moot's income.

Classic Jewt.

>I'm probably going to do the exit bag strategy eventually. Either in the comfort of my own room or deep in the woods where it will take days to find me

Not trying to talk you out of it, but why even do it in the first place? You can't be any more miserable than a minimum wage earning phd-holder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567103

I'm thinking about it because what the fuck am i going to do when my parents stop supporting me?

I'm not going to be able to NEET it up for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.]

if you want to die jump in front of a train or do it on a highway

you want to inconvenience people

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567147
>I'm thinking about it because what the fuck am i going to do when my parents stop supporting me?

File for autism.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do the exit bag thing but I have no money to buy the materials. I live with my parents, they would probably give me some cash to buy some stuff since it's pretty cheap but I don't know how I could hide the stuff from them. What the fuck do I say if they see a tank of helium? I'm blowing up balloons for a party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567108
Don't use Skype.

Skype requires the use of a client program that is not free software; in other words, the users don't control it — it controls them.

You should never run a nonfree program, so this is enough reason to refuse to use Skype. But there are other bad things about Skype.

•Skype refuses to say whether it can eavesdrop on calls. That almost certain means it can do so.
•Skype gave personal data about a Wikileaks supporter to another company without any legal obligation to do so.
•Skype churns the meaning of preference settings, and gives its users a run-around when someone cheats them.
•Microsoft has changed Skype to make it easier for states to snoop on users.

What to use instead? The most obvious alternative is a long-distance phone card. They are quite cheap nowadays, and they work with any phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567156
I think they stopped giving money for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567146
>You can't be any more miserable than a minimum wage earning phd-holder
Thats right. But the problem is I can't live without money forever.

I'm going to wait until my grandma leaves and its just my mom and me because at that point I know she won't be able to support me alone. Maybe my death was always meant to happen and it'll motivate my siblings to make something of themselves rather than end up like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567151
Why would I want to inconvenience people?
When I go to kill myself I'm going to do it in a nice wooded area. Hopefully the animals will get my body before it's found.

I don't want to be a burden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567159
>I'm blowing up balloons for a party?

Actually,yes. You can tell them you're going to have all your friends come over, too.

Best of all, you wont by lying because you don't have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567103
Well, I got a general email about an open position in their Japanese-language unit in this country. And since I have JLPT1, I half-jokingly sent them a response. A week later, I've got an interview set up.

Also, I want money to pay for my /jp/ related needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567165
Stallman please

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567147
Why? Are your parents poor?

No inheritance of a house and money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567165
Or use another VoIP than Skype if you don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567165
http://www.rebbit.com/user/CatScanFever

don't bother, he's a subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the president of Argentina

I wish I could be a NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567108
I don't have skype but I'll be your friend on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567178
How can two people inherit a house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567178

Yeah

>>10567156

Don't get autismbux in my country, plus im not autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567137
I didn't know you could see that. I only posted it on soc once to get someone to talk to. The NEET lifestyle isn't very social, but I didn't really find anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567193

There's clearly something wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567169
>But the problem is I can't live without money forever.

If you haven't already, try welfare. You can get money for social anxiety and/or depression, or if you're very serious, stab your eyes out in an "accident" and make twice as much as you normally would.

>I'm going to wait until my grandma leaves and its just my mom and me because at that point I know she won't be able to support me alone. Maybe my death was always meant to happen and it'll motivate my siblings to make something of themselves rather than end up like me.

It's sweet of you to try and kill yourself for their sake, but just try to find other ways of supporting yourself before jumping into it (no pun intended).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567178
How does inheritance work? I don't know anything about it. Is there a way to know if you will have it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567193
>Don't get autismbux in my country, plus im not autistic

Does your country have some sort of welfare?

[Anonymous No.]

my dad said he was going to the store for food and I told him all I really wanted was some cookies, something sweet to eat, and that bastard came back with oreos

i cant think of a shittier cookie than an oreo, i said thanks but fuck this shit im not eating a single one

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567202
>becoming blind

no no no, cut off your leg instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567188
friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567037
Sometimes I wonder who's going to take care of my beloved collection if I fall in the line of duty. Guess the best and only choice would be my long-time fujoshit friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567210
Why don't you like oreo anon? And what would you rather have had

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567210
You sound like a spoiled piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567210

I bet you make your dad cry himself to sleep every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567211
Meh. I guess you if you want to go about it the lazy way you can just eat yourself into type 2 diabetes. It worked for my parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567218
Maybe he's allergic to chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567219

His dads fault for being a shitty parent, and raising his child wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567191
Have the will stating you are the only beneficiary. Split it. Lawyerfuck or off the other person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567217
>>10567218
>>10567219
my dad said he was going to the store for food and I told him all I really wanted was some cookies, something sweet to eat, and that bastard came back with oreos

i cant think of a shittier cookie than an oreo, i said thanks but fuck this shit im not eating a single one

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567202
I daydream about getting into an accident and suing the shit out of someone for it and then living on the disability. But the government is getting weird about handouts which scares me.

Also I mean, I'm just getting tired. Even if I get a small amount of money coming in life won't be much different. Living really hasn't been that great, frankly I don't see how people in China/Africa/etc. don't kill themselves more often.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd kill myself too if I had man boobies like this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567210
if i knew you in real life i would shove these oreos down your fucking throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567220
I really don't think you get disability pay for diabetes. It isn't on the list.

http://www.ssa.gov/disability/professionals/bluebook/listing-impairments.htm

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567215
write a will that states all your merch goes to so and so

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567231
>frankly I don't see how people in China/Africa/etc. don't kill themselves more often.

People just get used to their environments a lot of the time

Especially in poorer places

[Anonymous No.]

oh jesus christ
i've got no fuckin job man

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567233
Is that a battle royal jacket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567235
just eat until they have to cut off your legs

for some reason legless people can't work jobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567210
I agree. Oreos a SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567231

I don't understand why more people aren't NEET in countries with welfare.

You can basically get a tiny bit less compared to working (at min wage) but still have all that time to yourself.

Whats the point working a shitty job they you hate every minute of, for a bit extra money that you probably wont even need to spend

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567230
Hang yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567235
http://www.disabilitysecrets.com/social-security-disability-diabetes.html

My parents have

>Poorly healing skin and bacterial infections

>Cardiovascular problems

So. yeah. It's possible, but you have to be really screwed up by it (A.K.A morbidly obese)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567238
Already casually talked it over with her. I'll have to formally make those declarations as part of the real job soon though. Too bad your waifu can't collect your death benefits although it'd be kinda funny having them search for her in the field and national database with no hits.

[Anonymous No.]

my dad said he was going to the store for food and I told him all I really wanted was some cookies, something sweet to eat, and that bastard came back with chips ahoy

i cant think of a shittier cookie than an chips ahoy, i said thanks but fuck this shit im not eating a single one

[Anonymous No.]

My mom's social security hearing is this thursday. Wish her good luck on getting her NEETbux, she's being a good example for me to follow.

Her lawyer has her all excited over the prospect of "back pay" for all the time she hasn't worked but honestly I think it sounds too good to be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567250

But im too lazy to

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567244
Golden Oreos are pretty good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567269
I thought backpay only applies from the day you started seeking it?

also your mom is a lazy ho

she should just find a man with a good paying job and spread her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567273
This is why whenever I my parents go to the store I like to come so I can get whatever I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567281
Why would she do that?
It's bad to depend so much on a single guy.

Depending on the community to help you pull through? A- ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567231
You've gotta find something you want to do with your time that's at least mildly productive; that's probably the reason why living hasn't been that great for you.

If you end up killing yourself, though, I hope it's quick and painless for you. Either way, good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567265
You could just will your possessions to the artist/author/studio/whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567281
I know right? The sad part is she actually looks decent for a 40 something year old but she's really dumb and has a hard time dealing with the ugly guys who have money. Part of me is proud of her for not being able to spread her legs to support herself like every other woman but part of me is disappointed that this has had a very negative effect on my life. She just can't support herself and can't stomach having a man support her, trust me she's tried.

If she won't get this disbility she's probably screwed because she's a felon and getting a job is nearly impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567334
A little thing called none of your goddamn business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567325
>she's a felon

That sounds interesting .If you don't mind me asking, what did she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567325

>she's a felon

What did she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567334
she raped anon because he was the only man who turn her on

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567325
I wanna fuck your mom dude. She sounds totally hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567325
Is she a murder otaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567344
see
>>10567338


anon did you penetrate your bung hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567325
That's funny.
I thought prostitution was still a misdemeanor

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567238
Could I make a will that says all my belongings should go to /jp/? What would happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567334
Gun charges and apparently if you drive without a license enough times that counts as a felony too.

She never really had a grasp on 'cause' and 'effect,' she just does things for the instant gratification. Her criminal record is extensive, like 3 pages of stuff from breaking and entering to shoplifting.

But if she's not drinking she's usually pretty timid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567358
give me your email I will give you address to /jp/

give all stuff to me thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567358
Christopher Jewle would confiscate your goods, seeing as he owns /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567358
It goes to moot jew

[Anonymous No.]

Today I found of I might have tumor on my pituitary gland and will probably have to have it surgically removed so I'm re-watching Xenoglossia

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567350

Oh ho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567054
I got a PSP about 2 weeks ago for around $25 including an 8GB card and a $1GB card, installed custom firmware in about 20 minutes. Well worth it

[Anonymous No.]

Why all this suicide? You can't have fun when you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567383
but I'm not having fun now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567383
Meh.Unless another NEET found the key to immortality, we're all gonna die eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567387
All the more reason not to suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567380
Thank you, thank you

I will be here until I die

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567381
$25 is a steal for how much you can play for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567383
>>10567384
>>10567387

But thats more reason to not commit suicide, your time is limited anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567381
Got it from eBay by the way, forgot to add that.

>>10567392
Yeah I agree, it's the first generation and has a small crack in the screen, but it feels so odd having a games console and tonnes of games but never actually holding a umd in my hands before

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567387

You will be able to upload your mind to the internet soon. Don't die yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567383
Getting sick of being alive

The internet isn't as fun as it used to be and my japanese media doesn't satisfy me like the old days. I was born 1000 years too early. Maybe I'll come back someday.

But probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567383
Living as a NEET has numbed my existence slightly, but the pain of just merely existing is starting to catch up with me. I'd rather just be dead

[Anonymous No.]

My computer died so I asked on /g/ for suggestions.

I don't know a lot about technology so could somebody please tell me if they were making fun of me and gave me bad advice or not?

This is the thread >>>/g/32019226 and this is the suggestion I want to go with is http://pcpartpicker.com/p/Hx0l

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567431

Doesn't look like it. Just use the falcon guide or go with their suggestions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567431
They aren't making fun of you, you insecure retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567431

Don't listen to /g/, give us your requirements and budget and /jp/ can find you a computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567431
I've wanted to make a custom computer for a long time but I'm too scared that I'll fuck it up and waste a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567431
That looks like a good build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567458
Likewise. The whole idea of applying thermal paste alone frightens me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567431
Why not go with a laptop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567321
Nah. They've jewed us enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567458

This, building a pc looks ridiculously easy, but im afraid of wasting money and fucking it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567431
AMD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567467
Why would a hiki need a laptop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567476
There's nothing wrong with AMD if you don't want to get jewed or don't want to feed a monopoly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567502
*real area where

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be afraid, it isn't as bad as you would think, it is pretty hard to ruin anything these days.

If you are really scared, especially about thermal paste and the like, find an older computer and disassemble and reassemble it, that way you can get more comfortable with it.

>>10567467

We never leave the basement anon, a portable computer is useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567491
if you're thrown out of the house a laptop is more convenient

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567431
AMD is an enemy of your freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567464
>>10567469
It's actually pretty hard to screw up. The only thing that screwed me up was getting my heatsink in (Damn thing would NOT screw in right), but eventually I got it to work eventually.

As for thermal paste, you just have to pinch out a single dot in the center of the CPU. Not too bad, really.

The real are where you have to be careful is putting the cpu in it's socket. Put just little too much pressure on that thing and you could bend one of the pins, and the whole motherboard is ruined.

Basically, as long you can be gentle with all of it, you should be able to build it just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567491
Because you can shit wherever the fuck you want with your laptop then.

[Anonymous No.]

why build your own PC when you can just buy an Alienware™ built machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567499
>not having a laptop so you can sit in a comfy recliner instead of a shitty desk chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567431
ignore the parts with gentoo and you are set. The miniitx recommendation is very good, it is basically like a small box with your selected parts in it. Building you own PC is easy, too. It is like Lego with some screws.

The WD Green series might break more easily I heard, so I recommend a WD Black for 20 dollar extra. It might be a bit louder, but is also faster.

For Ram you could go for 8GB (2x4gb should fit) if you want to pay a bit more, might be useful if you have multiply Browsertabs open or you could use some of it as ramdisk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567502

With older CPUs and AMD this applies, however the newer Intel chips don't have pins on the CPU and go in with a very scary "crunch".

Unless you buy a giant overclocker heatsink, it is pretty easy to install.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567497
>>10567476
Intel is more powerful, plain and simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567519
Because a self made is cheaper and of higher quality.

[Anonymous No.]

Vizio is actually very good, I think their touchscreen line is now standard and out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567519
I don't like supporting terrorists

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567523
>however the newer Intel chips don't have pins on the CPU and go in with a very scary "crunch".

I know, but still, if you try to push it in you'll definitely bend the MOBO pins. For a newbie, it's really important to know that.

>Unless you buy a giant overclocker heatsink, it is pretty easy to install.

Yeah, that's what I did, but obviously a non gamer /jp/ user would use the stock fan and heatsink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567431
>ASRock
enjoy you're motherboard failure

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567450
>>10567451
>>10567462
>>10567521
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567431
>5400RPM Internal Hard Drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567526
Not worth it if you want a cheap build. AMD will work just the same for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567523
That damn crunch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567550
oh one more thing. Not sure how much you are able to spend, but getting an ssd with even like 64 gb can make browsing much more comfortable. Make sure to install things you often use and your OS on it, so it does not write that much on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567519
Because aliens have no idea how to price their products fairly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567567

[Anonymous No.]

Use a freedom respecting operating system.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm okay op
I'm trying to start doing things I want to learn/do. There's some force however keeping me back from trying.
How do I get myself to do the things that I want?

[Anonymous No.]

Post specs of the computer you built with NEETbux.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567629
posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567566
It says on wikipedia that ssd isn't supported on windows before vista. Does this mean I couldn't use one with windows 2000?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567629

[Anonymous No.]

Eat shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567629
-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Additional message] Please ignore falseNEETs who try to plant doubt in your minds. This is and forever will be the truNEET golden rule, those who disagree don't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567669
>OR receive a welfare check
w-what? why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567629

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567629

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567679
needs more data storage

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567669
this has everything to do with otaku culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567676
Welfare checks aren't disability checks, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567644

It would probably startup, but Windows would not be able to work with it properly. Many essential features such as TRIM are not supported in Windows 2K.

Just pirated 7 or use Linux

>>10567634

That is a pretty solid build, the PSU, looks good.

Just a few notes:

*The graphics card supports only 2 monitors, although otherwise it is a great card.
*You will be fine with a stock cooler as long as you do not overclock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567644
http://www.mydigitallife.info/official-windows-7-sp1-iso-from-digital-river/
http://forums.mydigitallife.info/threads/24901-Windows-Loader-Current-release-information

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567687
I also have home server and a 2TB NAS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567676
By receiving welfare, you are attaching your mouth to a normies ass and waiting for him to take a slimy shit down your throat for sustenance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567710
so how do you survive as a NEET? don't you do the same to the anus of one a parent, who is a normie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567684
>i7
>16GB ram
>$100 case
>600W+ psu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567717
Sustenance farming, electricity from natural sources, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567730
I don't think that's otaku culture. we take it easy here.

[Anonymous No.]

Tonight I was finally not lazy enough to get some Sega Model 3 emulator working on my pc. Now I can play some awesome light gun games from the arcade I always wanted to play at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567730
That doesn't sound like taking it easy at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567730
Self employment is still employment. You aren't taking it easy, normie.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you le jelly?

[Anonymous No.]

incredibly shitty. I finally found something for me and my father to watch together that wasn't fucking anime (he's an enormous weeaboo, no joke), and for a few episodes it seemed like he was really into it. But then he suddenly started making excuses every night about why he couldn't watch it so I just finally gave up. He was even dragging me to some stupid fucking parent counseling therapy sessions with him to improve the families relationship, and claims he wants us to "be happier" living together, but he won't even take a lousy hour out of his day to watch something with his own son instead of his shitty anime. It pretty much just confirmed that I'm unlikable by even my own parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567759
What anime does he like ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567759
Are you married to your father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567759
nice kopipe

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567669
make sure to report this guy so he's banned again for ban evading his earlier bans.

[Anonymous No.]

My mom got me sick ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Do any you neets program? What is a good starter book?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.code.org/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567782

That depends on what you want to do,

I started out with C, but many people seem to like a higher level language like Python.

My advice would be to pick a language and stick with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567782
I programmed your mom let me use her colon as my personal pissbottle.

[Anonymous No.]

Lisp is the most powerful programming language.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel extra lonely today.

I found out that both of my NEET friends now have girlfriends and I'm now the last person in the group who's single. I don't know what to do now...I guess I wont have any friends at all because they're going to be busy with their girlfriends and whatnot. I guess I'll just have to find new friends, but it's kind of hard when you're a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567836

That is why we have /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567836
Be my friend, I have no friends either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567854

Can we start a /jp/ friendship club, I am very lonely...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567836
>friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567861
/jp/ makes terrible friends. Don't let them make you think otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567854
okay
>>10567863
There's nothing wrong with having NEET friends though. I could discuss eroge and anime with them, now I bet they're going to stop playing eroge and give up watching anime because their girlfriends will say so.

I think I'm just gonna listen to Death Cab for Cutie and drink this 12 pack of coke because I'm so damn depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567861
>>10567869
I haven't really spoken to people from /jp/ outside here before but I like to think quite a few of them would make good friends

I am sort of worried to post contact details though

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567836
I'm not a girl but I can be your girlfriend if you like.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a lonely fucktard and I demand attention please add my Skype: cool.bear23

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567878
>There's nothing wrong with having friends though
Get the HELL out, normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567906
Don't use Skype.

Skype requires the use of a client program that is not free software; in other words, the users don't control it — it controls them.

You should never run a nonfree program, so this is enough reason to refuse to use Skype. But there are other bad things about Skype.

•Skype refuses to say whether it can eavesdrop on calls. That almost certain means it can do so.
•Skype gave personal data about a Wikileaks supporter to another company without any legal obligation to do so.
•Skype churns the meaning of preference settings, and gives its users a run-around when someone cheats them.
•Microsoft has changed Skype to make it easier for states to snoop on users.

What to use instead? The most obvious alternative is a long-distance phone card. They are quite cheap nowadays, and they work with any phone.

[Anonymous No.]

people who use skype should be sent to concentration camps

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567910

Some asshole keeps posting my Skype on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567912
>>10567910

Should we have a teamspeak server?

or is there a video chat application that respects our freedom

>>10567921

What is your Skype, we should know so we don't try to befriend you by mistake.

[sage No.]

>>10567910
Fuck you Tyler, get on the mumble

[Anonymous No.]

Wait /jp/ voice chat?

Why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567932
Mumble is free as in freedom but I can't say much other than that about it because I've never used it before.

I'm presuming when you say video you mean voice though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567932
How about an IRC channel? I dislike voice chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567950
people who use irc should be turned into compost heap

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567948
it's for normies looking for cute neet girlfriends

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567948
I sort of imagine it being terrible

>>10567950
IRC channels always turn into meme spamming / > / circlejerking

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567958
I see. Well, these threads are enough for me at least. Even when I do make friends I always end up rejecting them after a while for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567958
this place is any better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567997
I wouldn't mind speaking to one or two people or something.

It's just when you have some sort of voice chat server / IRC channel it becomes pretty terrible by default (at least that's how it's been every time I bothered to join some sort of /jp/ IRC in the past)

>>10567998
It seems worse when people are memespamming and doing the whole implying thing constantly in an IRC channel

[Anonymous No.]

Voice chat? Video chat?

Kill everyone in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568043
What's wrong with voice chat?

[Anonymous No.]

Shambling out to the kitchen this morning for food and shit I noticed with no small amount of horror that my dad is fucking old. Balding, shaky, liver spotted old. I have no idea when it happened, I doubt he's got another decade in him, and he keeps working 12 shifts at the factory.

I know I need to come up with a backup, since total inheritance should come out to about about 2k. Going through the rental listing just reminds me that autism bucks pays out just under enough to swing it myself, and craigslist is a solid reminder that it would be impossible for me to get a roommate since I have no social network to rely on to filter out the crazies.

I guess tonight as well will be spent mumbling I need to get the fuck out of here while trying not to think about it. Perhaps tomorrow I'll sort it all out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568078
How old is your dad, just out of curiosity ?

Good luck with whatever ends up happening though anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568043
the only place people should be allowed to talk about dumb shit with each other is here in /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568078
You're pretty much me

I don't have ANY money, I'm pretty much stuck here. When my dad dies there will be no money from him either since he's almost as poor too. When the host dies I guess the leech does too

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567997
>Even when I do make friends I always end up rejecting them after a while
I was in the old NEET thread talking about how I did this.
I decided to look through my chats and apparently I've only done this once and he wasn't even from /jp/. I guess I imagined all the other times (I've been on every chat I've ever used)
He's not online at the moment but I hope he shows up

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568158
I was in the old thread too, it kinda "inspired" me to try to apologize to a guy I used to chat with everyday. I'll try to talk to him tomorrow.
I hope your friend shows up so you can do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

Any of you /jp/sies regularly play on XBL or PSN? Or is that too /v/ for you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568116
Or kill each other in vidya multiplayer.

[Anonymous No.]

Just out of curiousity, how old are all you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10567697
Yeah, I'm content with only two monitors. I've only got one now and probably would never be able to find real use for more than two.

You're right about the cooler, but not not gonna lie having it run at <30 degrees Celsius at all time has been awesome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568354
No, sorry.

>>10568369
I'm 20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568371
Even when I had two monitors I just ended up with foobar open permanently on one of them. I didn't make much good use of it, it seems.

Either that or I would have anime on one screen that I would end up not watching because I was focused on the other one.

>>10568369
21

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568369
20, my birthday is october 13th.

>>10568354
I have PSN but I only play one game on it, just staying devoted to a shitty FPS called Quantum of Solace in multiplayer because it's easy to play. I also have Soldier of Fortune: Payback but almost no one is ever playing that online, it's a miracle to find a good game going.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the justification behind consoles these days?

A needlessly expensive proprietary gimped computer that you play on your tv that could just as easily be used as a computer monitor just seems too counter intuitive to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568354
I'm on Live. Playing a bunch of zombie games right now. RE6, Left 4 Dead 2 and Dead Island. Usually play with 2 regulars. I find alot of co-op designed games are really insufferable without a real partner given poor support AI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568440
exclusives

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568440
To the average person I guess they seem cheaper and more accessible than pc gaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568354
Well I always sign into PSN but I don't really play any online games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568440
Yes exclusives like someone said. My ps3 is in a whole different room too and I don't always like sitting in my room all the time even if I just want to play games.

>>10568446
I would have a 360 if it didn't Red Ring of death on me so much. So I now just have a ps3. I'm thinking about getting a xbox 360 just for a few games though if the price drops anymore over time (if they become dirt cheap). I'm also thinking about getting a wii just for arcade light gun games but I'll probably never go through with that since it probably wouldn't be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568354
I'm afraid they'd bully me on multiplayer. I play quite a few games but I'm not very good since my reflexes were always painfully slow and haven't got much better with practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568468
Sometimes I used to sign into PSN just to use that Folding@home program and leave it on for a while. Is there anyone else out there that used that? It was just entertaining to see how much progress I can make on it without any effort at all. It's shut down now which sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568492
It's ok I'm horrible at almost all games too besides the small handful I play very often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568483
That's all in the past. Ever since Jasper RROD incidents have decreased dramatically although I understand your butthurt if you got one of those early models. The latest Kinect-ready 360 should be fine. It's the last incarnation before something new IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568508
I just want to play Halo 3 and Earth Defense Force 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

Short documentary on PBS on some autism guy making lotsa money making art with stickers and markers.
Some look pretty, mostly the tile ones.
He duct taped his entire room in different colored tape though

[Anonymous No.]

>>10568518
I still remember my last match on Halo 3. Team deathmatch with friends. The enemy team was decent but had a squeaker pulling them down. We teabagged the shit out of him. Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

wwtd