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What you can do with those Touhou hats

>> No.10560587

Why? Is satori too poor to afford plates?

>> No.10560591

why is she eating so much more curry than rice? there should be balance, balance~

>> No.10560598

Is that delicious chuuka ryouri?

>> No.10560628

>>10560591
Maybe there is more rice under curry.

>> No.10560741
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>>10560584
I added a little something into her meal.

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>>10560767
>>10560769

>> No.10560777

>>10560769
Curry with mayonnaise?
Eeeew.

>> No.10560784

>>10560777
I heard that the Swedes love mayonnaise, they even put that shit on their french fires.

>> No.10560786

>>10560784
That's the dutch.

>> No.10560790
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Shelter?

>> No.10560794

>>10560786
Yeah, those guys.
Fries should either be served plain, or with gravy and cheese curds.

>> No.10560801

>>10560794
You mean with sour cream.

>> No.10560804

>>10560628
Yeah, definitely the case -- notice the "doming" of the curry, >>10560591, curry would lie flat without support...

>> No.10560805

>>10560794
Rather than mayonnaise, just plain vinegar on fries is best.

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>>10560801
How would 2hus eat fries?

>> No.10560808

>>10560794
I like my fries on a pizza.

>> No.10560817

>>10560808
Fuck you, freak.

>> No.10560820

>>10560805
That's good as well.
Sea salt is good with them too.

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>>10560790
shelter.

>> No.10560828

>>10560807
with their mouths i assume

>> No.10560840
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>>10560827
More accurate

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Stack them.

>> No.10560855

>>10560846
I didn't know Gabe designed a 2hu plush.

>> No.10560893

>>10560767
based obyaa and his slut suwako

>> No.10560901

>>10560846
Mass murderer!

>> No.10560910

>>10560769
i hope thats photoshopped and not an actual alternate image the artist drew...

>> No.10560906
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You can fill it with semen and make her wear it!

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>>10560846
My heart is always warmed by people who saved my images, here have another silly hat one.

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>>10560846
Are the FumoFumo plushes the best choice?

I've been thinking of ordering a Flandre plush, but I don't know if I should get the Nendo plush or the Fumo plush.

>> No.10560937

>>10560906
Why would you do that ?

You know how difficult it is to produce soap in Gensokyo.

>> No.10560948

>>10560907
And people copy pasted a shitty lewd story I wrote.

My heart was filled with anger.

>> No.10560955

>>10560937
No sweat, just call Yukari and have her import some!

>> No.10560963

>>10560948
The Lumia one?

>> No.10561008

>>10560963
Yeah.

Even found it in the usual fanfic forum I lurk.

>> No.10561070

>>10560807
Do they have potatoes in gensokyo?

>> No.10561073

>>10561070
No

>> No.10561080

>>10561073
How do they make vodka?

>> No.10561083

>>10560963
>>10561008
That was me, actually.

I was the guy who originally talked about naming my adopted daughter Lumia, so I've always thought of it as my story.

I'm sorry. For what it is worth, your story was very nice and erotic.

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>>10561083
It was porly written and had a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes.

I literally spit it on the keyboard.

>> No.10561112

>>10561098
>literally
No you did not

>> No.10561127

>>10561112
Did I show my crossboard again ?

Ahw hell no.

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>>10561098
It's the thought that matters.

Also, the boners that your story gave me. They matter too.

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>>10561008
>fanfic forum

>> No.10561140

>>10561134
>Stooker

Noice.

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>>10561134
I enjoy shitty fanfic.
Makes me feel comfortable about the own storys I wrote.

>>10561128
Please don't talk about your boners.

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>>10561160
Tell me it's not touhou-project. Please tell me it's something else.

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>>10561168
Its something else, don't worry.

It ain't even anime or movie fanfic

>> No.10561184

>>10561168
thp is the only forum which has any skill at writing.

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>>10561177
Good man.

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>>10561184
Which is why it's mostly dead. Sure.

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>>10561160
It is the only way I know how to show my appreciation. I am sorry.

>> No.10561217

>>10561098
We're talking about that short "can't help but masturbate" story, right? Or there was something new?

>> No.10561219

>>10561192
Then the touhou fanfic community is dead as well.

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>>10561217
Haven't wrote anything else so far here.

Thought about taking request, but I don't feel like writing vore or scat storys.

>> No.10561229

>>10561219
2hu declining?

>> No.10561240

>>10561229
2hu reclining!

>> No.10561233

>>10561226
Just make a longer version of Lumia, for gods sake.

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>>10561233

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>>10561233
>>10561243

Well, uh. Okay.
But I guess I'll write less lewd in there.

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>>10561255
ehhhh

>> No.10561298

Wasn't there a writer on thp dedicated almost entirely to Lumia?

>> No.10561304
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>>10561293
I don't wanna dedicate all my time to a lewd story.

Maybe write it about the difficulties between a human father and a child youkai.

>> No.10561314

>>10561304
>Maybe write it about the difficulties between a human father and a child youkai.
No man, what the hell. Lumia isn't a youkai. She's your adopted daughter you named AFTER a cutest 2hu.

>> No.10561323

>>10561314
Oh wait, you want it that way ... ah hell alright.

I thought you wanted a Rumia story.

>> No.10561332

>>10561323
W-well, everything will be fine, really. I'm too scared to go to thp. Stories there are too traumatising for me. I don't know, too serious.

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>>10561332
Can I write a story about an adoptive Rumia ?

It can still be lewd, but I just want the setting to be in Gensokyo, so I bring other 2hus into the story.

>> No.10561348

>>10561344
>everything will be fine, really

>> No.10561357

>>10561348
Geez, alright.
Give some time.

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>>10561395

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/jp/ has writefags?

Oh yes.

>> No.10561454

>>10561449
all they write is erotica

it's really depressing

>> No.10561459

The hell is thp?

>> No.10561462

>>10561459
A Touhou-themed imageboard mostly known for being a place for fanfiction.

>> No.10561470

>>10561332
Stories on THP? Too serious?

We must have been reading different stories.

>> No.10561468

>>10561454
That's completely acceptable.

>>10561459
Touhou-project, an fanfic imageboard. It's dead now, but it was pretty decent a few years back.

>> No.10561473

>>10561468
it's a tragedy that's what it is

>> No.10562746

>>10561449
You would be surprised.

Quite a few of us write for a living.

Granted, I only write non-fiction, but I'd love to sharpen my creative writing skills through sexualizing 2hus.

>> No.10562804

>>10561468
I wouldn't call it dead, just wounded.

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>>10561399
It was meant to be.
My life is complete, I can die without regrets now.

>> No.10562851

>>10562804
Who's wounded is the readers of those dozens of unfinished stories. Give me 5 examples of worthwhile FINISHED stories on THP. If you can.

>> No.10562870

>>10562851
That's true, but it's also not a thp exclusive issue. Internet projects are ill-fated in general.

>> No.10562890

>>10562851
Momizi and Orin's Little Visit, THIS SHRINE 1, 2, and 3.

But aside from those, very few have seen completion.

>> No.10562901

>>10562890
>THIS SHRINE
>worthwhile
Hah!

>> No.10562922

>>10562890
Are those available to read anywhere?

>> No.10562930

>>10562922
this shrine sucks
look for The Game and Expectation of Sanguine Disorder
http://www.touhou-project.com/storylist.php

>> No.10562964

>>10562870

Funny how many of the old stories finished alright, but I can't think of a single "modern" story that would achieve this mythical "finished" status. You'd think those old haphazard stories would be more prone to dying.

>> No.10563017

>>10560921
Fumo

>> No.10563031

>>10562901
He asked for things that have been completed, not if they were good.

Fragmentation of Memories was pretty good also (note, although the story lists says otherwise, it is finished.)

>> No.10563246

>>10562964
Some do, some more probably will.
It's not enough, though. I blame the lack of readers.

>> No.10563316

>>10563031
If only Lion would just write that fucking epilogue already

>> No.10563317

Now I regret not saving that pic of Suwako's hat filled with cum that someone had posted from a H manga.

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>>10562890
I thought that "Tenshi is not in this Story" was pretty good. The writing was a fair bit better than most on the site, and at least somewhat novel, and it involved the Chireiden cast, to boot. Finished, and even has an afterward.

>> No.10563416

>>10563316
If you like mindfucks like FoM, then you read A Scarlet-Stained Memoir.

There are also a few good shorts, I remember Liver was well done and oddly touching for a gore story.

>> No.10563449

so what's the very best that th-project had to offer

i figure i would start there and work my way down

>> No.10563481

>>10563379
I'll second that. It's good.

The thread I'd most recommend out of the whole site is the story recommendation in /general/. You'll find something you'll like there, I'm sure.

>> No.10563490

>>10563449
i'll only mention finished ones-

A Fairy's Tale
The Game
Tenshi is in this Story
Fragmentation of Memories
Expectation of Sanguine Disorder

>> No.10563491

>>10563481
>/general/
You mean /gensokyo/ or general discussion.

>> No.10563501

I don't want to recomend any finished stories. They don't need readers anymore, while plenty of ongoing stories do.

>> No.10563553

>>10563490
Thanks for the recommendations.

I wasn't really able to get into them, though. I guess this collaborative storytelling thing isn't for me.

>> No.10563573

>>10563553
Wait, that post was 15 minutes ago. Did you just read each one for 3 minutes before giving up?

>> No.10563588

>>10563573
Started Tenshi, read four posts, quit.

Tried Fairy's Tale, read four posts, quit.

Expectation was really really long. The beginning made me feel awkward so I skipped to about four places in the middle and read a bit from each before I gave up.

That's when I concluded that I'm not able to get behind this style of writing. It's not that I'm inherently against fanfiction, I've read a few that I liked.

>> No.10563592

>>10563573
Not him but all I had to do was look at the site to know it was no good. That collaborative storytelling clashes horribly with me because it always seems to move away from my interests, and also because it tends to be railroady as fuck.

>> No.10563605

>>10563592
Railroads may not be fun for players but I don't know why readers who aren't participating would object. Uninteractive fiction follows a single rail from beginning to end.

>> No.10563601

>>10563588
>>10563592
With finished ones, you might try reading them without paying any attention to choices or voting or whatever and just treat it as a traditional short story. It might help.

>> No.10563611

>>10563605
At least it's straight-forward. The illusion of choice is much more annoying than the lack of choice, particularly when you actually wanted to take that divergence, which will happen sooner or later.

>> No.10563615

>>10563601
I honestly think it's just my hatred for OCs acting up.

Fairy's Tale was better in this regard. I might give it a chance some other time.

>> No.10563622

I want to pee in Koishi's hat. It'd be nice if she wore it after that but she doesn't have to if she doesn't feel like it.

>> No.10563739

All those unfinished stories ;_;

>> No.10563749

>>10563615
You should. It's really quite a pleasant read.

>> No.10563753

>>10563622
It would probably make it very soft and nice to wear. People pee in boots to soften them up.

>> No.10563911

Why don't we have writing threads here?

>> No.10563922

>>10563911
Well, we have OC threads. Writing can go there, I guess.

>> No.10563936

>>10563922
The new janitor deletes the OC threads.

>> No.10563940

>>10563936
This can't be real

>> No.10563959

>>10563940
It is check the catalog

>> No.10564003

>>10563959
The OP could have deleted them, you can't tell.

>> No.10564008

>>10560794
French Canadian detected.

>> No.10564020

>>10564008
"French Canadians... Seem a little bit off"
-Idra

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>>10564020

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>>10563922
What

no

please no tell me this is not true

no no no

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>> No.10564054

>>10564008
Poutine is eaten across Canada. It isn't just a Quebecois thing.

Also it is fucking delicious I do not know why American have not yet discovered the magic of poutine

>> No.10564088

>>10564050
Tell what's not true?

>> No.10564127

>>10564088
Personally I don't want to see the original content threads filled up with fanfiction faggotry, kudasai~

>> No.10564130 [DELETED] 

>>10564050
It is. Are you steamed?

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>>10564127
Here's how things work. Fanfic.net levels of shit aren't going to fly around here.

>> No.10564161

eat hat

>> No.10564251

>>10564054
There is a poutine-specialized restaurant in my city, they have like 20 kinds of poutine. I'm not in Quebec.

There's also a pizza restaurant, which sounds odd since you would think that would be called a pizzeria, but it's all novelty pizzas so it's quite different than your average pizza spot. Think pizzahut.jp's menu, but even weirder.

>> No.10564253

This thread makes me want to have a dinner party and invite all my tou-bros over for food! They'd all have to contribute by making a little something, though. ;-)

>> No.10564266

>>10564251
You mean Smokes right?

Smokes is shit

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>>10563379
>Tenshi is not in this Story
How about I stuff your ass with glass and crush you up into a ball?

>> No.10564722

>>10564139
That Lumia story seemed to fly just well...

>> No.10564721

>>10564266
Yeah, seems that it's probably a Smokes. Never been there myself, just heard of it.

Might be a different one, but seems unlikely.

>> No.10565344

Are there any other /jp/-approved fic places? N-Not that I'm particularly interested, of course. My interest is purely... scientific.

>> No.10565424

>>10565344
There are no /jp/ approved fanfiction websites, but there are unapproved websites that people visit from time to time anyway.

There are some decent stories on fanfiction.net, undoubtedly amidst a sea of crap.

>> No.10566540

>>10564722
Because it wasn't shit. It was good, so thus, we liked it and didn't insult you.

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>>10566540

Well, thanks for liking my story.
I didn't had quite the motivation to write multiple little chapter today, too much other stuff busy in my mind.

I'll upload it as screenshot of the file because ... hell I don't know. So more people actually click on it.

Contains no lewd. Lewd MAY come in the 3rd or 4th chapter.

>> No.10566587

>>10566581
Please break up your paragraphs

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>>10566581
It is quite difficult to write a story in a foreign language, especially with no internet connection and no dictonary.

I'm not really satisfied with the story so far. Mostly just wrote down what came into my mind.

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>>10566581
>Contains no lewd.

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>>10566620
Be patient, you little icy cunt.

I have something special for you in mind.

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>>10566589
>>10566581
BREAK UP YOUR PARAGRAPHS USE SPACING WIDEN YOUR PAGE GRWEQREWTGFDGDRGER

>> No.10566880

>>10566874
Alright alright.

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