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Poor Cirno, she didn't dodge Master Spark this time

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>> No.10560468

dude that is scary

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fairies dont die even if you kill them

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>> No.10560499

>human skeleton

>> No.10560500

I've never forgotten about dolljoints.

>> No.10560510

Then she will respawn as if nothing happened. You can't kill a fairy.

>> No.10560546

Translate it weeabos

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She wanted to be a real girl.

>> No.10560558

Is this what they call x-ray in hentai?

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>> No.10560607

>Human morphological traits.

>> No.10560604

I kinda would rather fug Cirno like this.

>> No.10560616

Looks a little like SOFTCHARM's art.

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sorry for slow reply

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>internal skeleton

What is this blasphemy, everyone knows fairies are insects.

>> No.10560658

Ive never seen dolljoints on any of them...

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>/jp/ meetup

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8spooky36me! Look at them all!

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Spooky Boogie?

>> No.10560704

wasnt this from a movie? i think i have seen this somewhere before

>> No.10560703

fuck yeah

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>This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.


>> No.10560936

It basically says you are a shitty foreigner

>> No.10560989

But I'm a U.S. citizen! Everyone ELSE is the foreigner!

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>> No.10561022

quality posting by the brits as usual

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>implying brit
oh boy

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oh i'm sorry
meant to say country primitive
sorry again
so sorry

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Why do Americans think anyone insulting them is British?

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don't forget to clap

>> No.10561074

Sometimes you can tell brits are the ones who bring up americans because that seems to be all they ever talk about here.

>> No.10561078

Probably because they're monolingual and think anyone speaking english is either americlap or brit.

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>> No.10561084

How would you know? Are you one of those l337 hax0rz?

>> No.10561099

Epic but no, it's what they call "natural talent." Well, not that you'd know.

>> No.10561109

Us Americans are an honest, hardworking people with a grand country.

>> No.10561108

So your a psychic?

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I deja vu 24/7, but that's not psychic power. It's just natural talent, dude.

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Everyone hates and makes fun of americlaps. Mainly because they suck jew cock.

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But deja vu and natural talent doesn't explain how you'd know they're British in the first place.

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Oh no! The thread went into shit again! I'll save it!
Quick, which 2hu wud u fuk!?

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pick one

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Like I said, not that you'd know.

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>Traveling across US
>Invited by two friends in NY to have dinner in a restaurant
>Waiter comes to the table
>"What can I get for you gentlemen this evening?"
>I order a vegetable platter and a small bowl of olive oil
>first friend orders cheese burger with fries, and a 12oz steak with extra mashed potatoes
>second friend orders full rack of ribs, pulled pork sammie, macaroni and cheese, and deep fried pickles
>15 min later waiter returns with their food
>friend asks me if I want to try a fry, say sure, grab one and gently pour ketchup onto it
>he looks at me in confusion and asks me what I'm doing
>starts pounding bottle of ketchup into a separate bowl he requested
>empties another one into the bowl
>asks the waiter for a third bottle and empties it into the bowl
>grabs a handfull of fries, oil dripping down his arm as he squeezes them
>making airplane noises BRRRRRRRM, WOOOOOOOO, VOOOOOSH
>dunks them into the bowl of ketchup, entire fist is stained red
>has to forcefully shove them into his mouth as to make sure none of them drop
>tells me "that's how ain't no faggot eats sum fries"
>other friend says "praise jesus" and starts clapping
>soon the entire restaurant is clapping
>waiter comes back with the food I ordered
>soggy, dripping pizza margherita and a small bowl of olive oil
>"I ordered a vegetable platter, not a pizza... that's not what I wanted..."
>"Oh, I'm sorry. How about a fruit salad?" he said while holding up a cherry flavored lollipop
>first friend is laughing while chunks of french fry evacuate from his mouth
>man in 10 gallon hat walks up to our table and starts shooting revolvers into the ceiling of the restaurant screaming "YEEE HAW" repeatedly
>eagle bursts through the ceiling and takes my oil

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hu u qtn
get out of /jp/
shit post shit post

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Strolling, rolling, bouncing across Europe, people often as me what it means to be an American. I tell them triumph. Triumph. Triumph when we nuke our enemies. Triumph when we peer down from the moon and laugh heartily at Russia. Triumph when we dispose of one dictator after another. Triumph when we break into the homes of terrorist kingpins on the other side of the earth and shoot them in the face. Triumph when we use flying robots to bomb other terrorists in Afghanistan, and other nuclear robots to explore Mars. Triumph when we free Europe from Nazis. Triumph. Triumph. Triumph.

But it's not just the big things, see? It's the way I can set up lawn chairs at my friends house in Texas on the Rio Grande and watch Mexicans charge into gunfire just to enter my country. It's the way an Italian cabbie sits up straight and floors the gas when he hears my accent. It's seeing the wide eyes and bead of sweat running down the forehead of a German customs agent when he sees my passport. It's the way a French waiter hangs his head when I refuse the wine and ask for a Coke instead, in English, knowing full well he understands me.

The way an Aussie blushes and leans in to the urinal next to me in the bathroom, or the scowl that meets my smirk when I tip an English waiter in US dollars covered in Washington's face. The way small mobs of Canadian school children follow me from a distance to see what a free man looks like, or how heads timidly rise and women gather when my accent stops the music at clubs in Amsterdam.

Triumph. Every bit of triumph. That's what it means to be American.

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