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I'm a fat ugly neckbeard. How do I become a cute trap?

>> No.10554459

reincarnation

>> No.10554461

You are already cute though. :)

>> No.10554465

You masturbate to trap doujinshi while imagining you're the boy getting fucked. Some anal stimulation helps.

As for becoming a cute trap in real life, it would probably be really difficult and not worth it, especially if you're already fat and have very masculine features. Just take it easy and use escapism to satisfy your desires.

>> No.10554466
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10554466

put on one of these

>> No.10554493

Shave your face and your body. If you grow out your hair, make sure to have it styled and take proper care of it. Exercise proper hygiene and use lotion on your skin regularly, especially if you live in a dry area.

Jog everyday and change your diet to lose weight.

Even if you won't look that feminine, you will feel more feminine.

>> No.10554501

>>10554493
That is some pretty fucking good advice that I can agree with.

>> No.10554569

3D traps rarely ever look good. I feel that most people are better suited to a cute toned shota look instead.

>> No.10554637

>>10554493
This guy's got the jist of it. Baby steps, OP.

>> No.10554647

>>10554569
thats what ive been thinking of setteling on myself. but thigh highs just look so damn good.

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10554667

I think fat neckbeards are cute in their own way

>> No.10554714

>>10554667
Repulsive.

>> No.10554721

>>10554647
Both then.

>> No.10554718

You have your imagination to be one

>> No.10554736

Ever heard of a doujinshi titled EIEN?

>> No.10554788

>>>/d/4583784

>> No.10554875

Start lifting, turn that fat into muscle. I mean, muscle must be pretty feminine since all those fags at /fit/ like it so much, right?

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