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Is it possible to earrape a mindreader with high pitched thoughts?

>> No.10551835

If I was around Satori I would think of catchy songs.

>> No.10551837

It's possible. I have done it before.

>> No.10551841

How can thoughts have pitch? You're not making any air vibrations with them.

>> No.10551845

I would think a mind reader would receive input in a textual format. Satori listens to hearts, so I guess that's slightly different.

>> No.10551849

>>10551841
How can thoughts have phonemes? Yet they do.

nekonekonekonekoneko

>> No.10551850
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>>10551835

Satisfy the need, good day for killing
The ultimate sacrifice has come to us
Lusting for your flesh, forbidden desire
Sickened evil minds, manipulated death

Blood begins to boil, start the binge
Blasted to hell, the end is near
Nothing you can change, silence seems so strange
No one hears you scream at night

Get the gun, get the weapons
Eat the flesh, eat the guns
Hate god, hail the devil
Kill, kill, kill and possess

Rot in heaven, rot in hell
No way to repent from your wicked lies
Holy water turns to blood
Taste it as the sky turns to red

Die in the pentagram where you'll be slaughtered
Immolate your soul in the name of the devil
Unholy priest hold your cross higher
Your fate is to rot, burn in hell

Heaven defiled
Christ denied
Evil desire
Burning in hell

Masters of evil
Blasters of hell
Antichrist
From fucking hell

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>>10551845
Satori-vision!

>> No.10551855

Should satori have a third ear instead of a third eye?
Or is that not as aesthetically pleasing

>> No.10551913
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>>10551835
I would think the MGR soundtrack all day long.

>"Anon, would you please stop with these awfully catchy songs?"
>"If you can't deal with the heat, get out of the kitchen. That's the RULES OF NATURE!"

>> No.10551984

Japanese legend holds that the way to get a Satori out of your head is to repeat Buddhist mantras over and over in your head.

I guess I need to brush up on my Sanskrit?

>> No.10551990

You could eyerape her by daydreaming about a guy with 5 dicks and 5 arms to jack them all off with.

>> No.10551991
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>> No.10551992

>>10551990
She's a mind reader, she's probably seen much worse than anything you could come up with.

>> No.10552002

>>10551992
I dunno. Some people are much more imaginative than others.

>> No.10552005

>>10551913
You're in HER house, anon.

>> No.10552010

>>10552005
Doesn't matter. The kitchen was a metaphor for my mind.

>> No.10552013

>>10552002
...ok?
She's lived a long, long time and read many, many minds. She's read worse.

>> No.10552015
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>>10552013
Then I take it upon me to trump them all.

>> No.10552014

>>10552010
Well that's useless. How's she supposed to get out of that kitchen?

>> No.10552018

>>10552013
Somebody has to be the worst and the most lewd, and that somebody will never be you as long as you have that attitude

>> No.10552019

>>10552013
She avoids most people, and odds are even if the people she was dealing with were being actively malicious in their thoughts, they don't have the experience and imagination your average /jp/edo does. He could give her something new, I guarantee it.

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>>10552015
Yeah, right.
Good luck, for all the good it will do. Note that a background thought of "HEY SATORI HEY LOOK AT THIS NASTY THING I'M THINKING I HOPE I'M SCARING YOU" is going to ruin the whole thing.

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>>10552014
How am I supposed to know? There's ONLY ONE THING I KNOW FOR REAL!

>> No.10552029

>>10552023
then there's the idea that she probably has no problems killing a /jp/sie who steps into her domain as rudely as that.

>> No.10552030

>>10552023
That's like saying that telling someone you're going to hurt them with this sharp implement will eliminate any pain they would otherwise feel while you're doing the hurting.

>> No.10552036
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>>10552029
Satori is starved for company. She hides it under a mask of stiff politeness (like she did with Reimu in SA), but deep inside she yearns for someone to talk to. Or to feed off their thoughts, who knows.

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>>10552019
How arrogant of you.
She lives in hell. The worst of the worst are her neighbors. She's read the minds of demons and gods and monsters.

>> No.10552038

How does a mind reader not go crazy in a crowd? So many thoughts.

>> No.10552045

>>10552038
How does a hearing person not go crazy at a rock concert? So much noise.

>> No.10552048
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>>10552038
A good pair of earmuffs

>> No.10552051

>>10552038
>>10552045
How does a person with eyes not go crazy when they look around? So much visible light.

>> No.10552054

>>10552037
What kind of person could live life and not be arrogant?

>> No.10552055
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>>10552030
No, it's not. It's closer to someone insulting you when you know it's a joke or that they're just trying to get a rise out of you.
Try again.

>> No.10552062 [DELETED] 

>>10552038
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocktail_party_effect

>> No.10552064

>>10552055
>not getting playfully offended by a friend's insult even when you know it's a joke
Scumbag.

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If she read my thoughts, the worst thing she could tell me was that she found me boring.

>> No.10552066

>>10552018
It will also never be any of us as long as we so limit our experiences so.

>> No.10552099

>>10551849
No they don't.

>> No.10552105

>>10552065
Doesn't take a psychic to realize that.

>> No.10552156

>>10552065
I think you should kill yourself.

>> No.10552253
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I want to drug and amputate Satori's limbs, heal them, destroy her third eye and force her in a coma, once the wounds are healed she will wake up alone in a unknown dirty room, she shall stay for several days alone yelling the names of everyone who could care for her, starving without water or any tools for hygiene, anyways is not like she could use them, after that I'll come as a passer-by and save, feed and clean her, of course she'll be embarrassed requiring the help of this stranger for the most mundane tasks, then she'll ask me to find her friends, no one will be found, we will try for days and days without result, and she'll fall in a deep depression from which I will take her out with my sweet sweet love and sympathy.

Then the bound won't be broken no matter what and we will be forever ever ever, I love Satori.

>> No.10552269

>>10552253
That sound horrible. How could you do that?

>> No.10552280
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>>10552253
Yes, yes, very scary, oooh you're so depraved.
Got anything else?

>> No.10552297

>>10552280
I want to come poop out of my dick and into her butt, then the poop travels up her body and out of her nose like she has the sniffles, except their poop sniffles in her nose so it's really stinky all the time. Then she vomits from the stink and Chen and Orin fight over who gets to eat it until they both have their period and Yukari gaps their period into Remilia's tea, except she thinks it's delicious because she's a vampire and Sakuya get's promoted

>> No.10552308

>>10552297
>Sakuya get's promoted
What the fuck? She's already the head maid. It's not possible for her to be promoted.

>> No.10552320

>>10552308
SUPER Head Maid Sakuya Turbo~

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>>10552297

>> No.10552328
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>>10552280

>> No.10552335

>>10552280
Please save your sarcasm, my words come from the bottom of my heart.

Every night I lie alone on my bed wishing for this day to come.

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>>10552335
Well, it's never going to. To bad for you, huh?

>> No.10552349

>>10552335
If you can hire a whole string of people with progressively less information, you could be able to pull this off.

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>>10552335
How does it feel to spend your nights together with Satori?

>> No.10552353

>>10552348
who knows

>> No.10552360
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Why is Satori the most wonderful person in Touhou?

>> No.10552365

>>10552360
She shut herself away from everyone, I don't think that makes her the most loved.

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>>10552360
I wouldn't say MOST wonderful, but she's definitely close.

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>> No.10552381

>>10552352
I have no idea, I just have my dakimakura, but I guess the feeling of her warm flesh against mine must feel better than anything I've experienced.

I yearn for her falling asleep on my arms so I can put my ears on her delicated chest and listen to her breathing as she blows warm air on my face in her peaceful sleep, knowing that I'm the only person for here but that I'll always be here.

>> No.10552390

What's it like knowing that Satori would never love you as she is, and you'd have to do horrible things to her to make her do so?

>> No.10552394

>>10552390
I act in the name of love.

My objectives are noble despite my ways.

>> No.10552402

>>10552394
No, they are not, and the ends do not justify the means anyway.

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>>10552381
>>10552394
Thank you for responding, I wish you good luck in your endeavors.

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I just want to tell her that I like the books she writes.

>> No.10552443

>>10552402
You're a weak person, if you really love something you don't need approval from anyone but yourself to do what you must.

>> No.10552446

>>10552394
>>10552443
(´・ω・`)

>> No.10552460
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>>10552446
Satori is not Denko, I'm not a dimwitted like that guy, don't do that please.

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>> No.10552565

>>10552435
What book is that?

>> No.10552576

>>10552565
She writes them anonymously, but Kosuzu or Rinnosuke or Akyuu might be able to help me find out which ones are hers.

>> No.10552585

>>10552576
It might be easier to break into her house and search for the original version or something.

>> No.10552598

>>10552585
Probably, but that's not very polite.

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>>10552585
Why break in? She'd probably invite your herself if you showed up at her doorstep.

>> No.10552625

>>10552614
But he wanted her to be impressed or something, otherwise there was no point in bringing it up. Having her watch you rifle around would kill any surprise.

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>>10552625
Just... Just let her invite you and ask her for the damn book.

Why overexert yourself when a simpler, more elegant solution is readily available?

>> No.10552640

>>10552636
I'm scared of her, that's why.

>> No.10552646

>>10552636
Because it would be more fun like this.

>> No.10552652

>>10552636
Because she might read your lewd thoughts and feed you to her pets. Or worse! Make you play hide and seek with Koishi.

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>>10552652
>Make you play hide and seek with Koishi
What's wrong with that?

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>>10552652
>>10552640
Then kill her and be done with it. Nobody will mourn the passing of a monster.

>> No.10552671

>>10552668
But I want to try playing super-spy with a mind reader. If you deprive me of the opportunity to beat that game I would be upset.

>> No.10552672

>>10552664
You'll never, ever, ever, find her.

>> No.10552673

>>10552668
Her pets will come for revenge.

>> No.10552677

>>10552673
More like they won't even manage to get by her pets so its pointless to even think about killing her.

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>>10552673
Let them come. At the end of the day we will see who the superior species is.

>> No.10552680

>>10552678
Like who, humans? Hah. Don't make me laugh.

>> No.10552681

>>10552668
You know that's not true.

>>10552443
Not even from the person you love?

>> No.10552682

>>10552678
Then you'll have to kill Yukari, and then all of her friends, and then Gensokyo comes crashing down. Don't make it a race war.

>> No.10552686

>>10552678
I imagine Satori owns an entire zoo in her Palace. You really don't know who you're messing with. Especially when this person owns a nuclear crow that's also staggeringly retarded.

>> No.10552688

>>10552686
>staggeringly retarded.
Being simple minded doesn't make you retarded.

>> No.10552690

>>10552686
>You really don't know who you're messing with.
Of course he doesn't. None of the people who want her dead do.

>> No.10552692

>>10552686
>staggeringly retarded
Stop over exaggerating.

>> No.10552701

>>10552692
> over exaggerating

Isn't that a little redundant?

>> No.10552696

>>10552690
You can know someone and still want them dead. Are you retarded?

>>10552686
Although, to be fair, the way you put it makes it sound like her own pets will kill her anyway.

>> No.10552707

>>10552696
The point was that if they actually knew stuff about her they wouldn't want her dead. Obviously.

>> No.10552711

>>10552707
That's an opinion. And easy to prove false; somebody will always want to kill you, no matter who the fuck you are. And hell, if they don't, your life just is not worth living.

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>>10552692
I'll stop exaggerating when you learn to see internet sarcasm you homolord of dick cheese.

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>>10552713
Get good at sucking cocks, nerd.

>> No.10552712

>>10551831
Why not just rape her with your penis?

>> No.10552713

>>10552708
Get good at being sarcastic, first.

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>>10552686
>You really don't know who you're messing with.
I live for the hunt.

>> No.10552723

>>10552714
Sorry I'll never be as good as you... I'm sorry ;_;

>> No.10552729

>>10552717
That doujin was great

>> No.10552733

>>10552717
And?

>> No.10552738

>>10552729
Were they?

I liked that particular comic (doujinshi) so I'll be sure to check out his/her/their other stuff.

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>>10552723
That's right you fucking nerd, I'm the fucking master of cock sucking. You better fucking get in line for the other /jp/sie losers who want to take over my title you piece of shit.

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>>10552733
If I die doing what I love and live for, I have no regrets. And no amount of persuasion will make me compromise who I am.

>> No.10552751

>>10552738
I was about to >his but then I noticed you added >her and >their
Both of which are right.

I wonder if they use each other as models.

>> No.10552752

>>10552746
How endearing. Good luck Anonymous, I know you can kill her.

>> No.10552759

>>10552746
Guess you should die, then. You die with no regrets and she gets one less monster gunning for her. Everybody wins.

>> No.10552766

>>10552759
And more fuel for the furnace.

>> No.10552769
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Oh man, you guys are so tough and edgy. Satori better watch out.
Now how about you actually accomplish some of this stuff?

>> No.10552778

>>10552769
She isn't real, therefore we can either observe that he is unable to kill her or that he has already killed her. Discuss.

>> No.10552775

>>10552769
I just want Satori to hug and coddle me like she does with her pets. But sadly it's just as impossible of a dream...

>> No.10552780

>>10552778
>or that he has already killed her.
That doesn't make any sense.

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>>10552769
I want to bug Satori with thoughts about irrelevant stuff until she tries to have me exterminated.

>> No.10552786

>>10552775
Reincarnate as a tortoise.

>> No.10552788

>>10552780
There are potential infinite universes, each according to any different possibility that plays out. If we assume this is a true statement, there is between one and infinite realities in which she is real and he kills her.

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>>10552788
Ok.

>> No.10552799

>>10552786
Why a tortoise? They aren't very cuddly.

>> No.10552805

Play Pazaak.

>> No.10552806

>>10552805
I love you.

>> No.10552810

>>10552799
They're long lived and take it easy.
Also they are cuddly.

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>>10552759
No, no. You got that wrong. She is the monster. I'm a human. There's a difference.

>> No.10552860

>>10552805
Atton pls

>> No.10552862

>>10552833
No, I don't think I am. She hides underground and doesn't bother anyone, and you're obsessed with killing her. You're far more monstrous than her.
Actions and desires make the monster, not species.

>> No.10552873

Satori is easy to kill you dumbasses just think a lot and overload her head while you approach her, she's no stronger than a regular human. Her pets can easily be dealt with at least for someone like me because I have a ton of cats and I even domesticated wild ones so orin would be all over me and then she'd make all the other pets join my side since I'm the stronger owner.

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Oh Lady Satori, how can I ever make you happy?

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>> No.10552900

>>10552873
>Satori is easy to kill you dumbasses just think a lot and overload her head while you approach her,
You might be underestimating a Satori and overestimating your own thinking capacity.
>Her pets can easily be dealt with at least for someone like me because I have a ton of cats and I even domesticated wild ones so orin would be all over me and then she'd make all the other pets join my side since I'm the stronger owner.
That's not how her pets work, they listen to her because she can understand them completely and most likely has complete dominance over them. Just because you can deal with cats doesn't mean you can death a demonic one.

>> No.10552911

>>10552900
>death a demonic one.
Meant to say deal with

>> No.10552913

>>10552900
I'm not underestimating or overestimating anything dude that's just how it is

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I wish for only one thing. To be with you.

>> No.10552925

>>10552900
I don't think dominance has much to do with it. Okuu declared dominance over Satori during SA but never really acted upon it, and still remained her pet even after she became clearly stronger than her.

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>> No.10552966

>>10552913
Says you.

>> No.10552970

>>10552966
And you say I am when I'm not so there

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>>10552862
>Actions and desires make the monster, not species.
That's the stupidest nonsense I've heard today, and let me tell you there is a lot of nonsense going about when I am present.

A cat acting like a human doesn't make it human. A parrot making human sounds doesn't make it human. They're still animals of their respective species. Likewise a human barking like a dog doesn't magically make him/her a dog. Nor does a monster pretending to have human traits magically become one.

>> No.10553060

Someone post smug Satori.

>> No.10553082

>>10553047
Monster is not a species, silly.

>> No.10553087

If she was around me, she'd probably just get a lot of static noise, with the occasional swear, whenever I mess something up.

>> No.10553094

>>10553082
Right. It is a group of species. Thank you for correcting me.

>> No.10553124

>>10553094
You guys are talking about two different things.

Good thing we have two different terms to describe them. What you're thinking of is usually called "youkai".

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>> No.10553175

>>10553124
Which are monsters!

Thank you for clearing that up.

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>>10553087
Tell me where and how you would kiss Satori.

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>>10553218
I would kiss her mons pubis. I bet she tends to it and it's smooth like her cheeks. I'd run my finger over it, never touching lewder parts, feeling her shivering in anticipation, complaining softly about how cold my finger feels on her warm puff. Then I'd press my hands against her inner thighs, slightly spreading her legs, making her pubis more visible. I'd then slowly, sweetly press my lips against her puff and kiss her. No saliva, no tongue. Just a peck of my lips on her cute puff.

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>>10553287
DENIED!

Any other suggestions?

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>>10553305
What? Denied why? What did I do wrong? Please let me know so I won't be denied again...

>> No.10553323

>>10553287
That is the lewdest thing I have ever read and I've been here since the split.

>> No.10553325

>>10553305
I'd go for the thighs myself. I like thighs.

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>>10553218
I don't do kissing.
The most I could manage is a pat on the head.

>> No.10553363

>>10553287
Why is this position so great? Although the exposed panties are kind of distasteful.

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>>10553060
You mean this?

>> No.10553369

>>10553175
No. Some youkai are monstrous indeed, but not all of them.

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>>10553060

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>> No.10553386

>>10553305
Please don't leave me like this... I wanna know what I did wrong so I can kiss her good.

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>>10553386
Too lewd.

>> No.10553395

>>10553386

Too lewe. Much too lewd. You should have limited yourself to her head or upper body at least.

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>>10553412

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>>10553418

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>>10553391
>>10553395
I'm sorry. I thougt she would want me to notice and compliment her smoothing efforts...

What about her neck, then? I'd hug her tight from behind, my arms folded across her waist and my head resting on her shoulder. When she tries to sneak a peek at who is hugging her, I'd press my cheek against hers and move my head along, searching her neck with my lips. I'd such on her neck a bit, but nothing too violent. It's only to make her feel ticklish. I'd move my hands over her sides as she giggles and sets up a fake effort to get away from me and we'd fall on the couch, smiling and snuggling. I'd roll myself above her and look her in the eyes as she pulls herself together from the tickles. Then I'd steal a kiss on her forehead.

I hope I'm not being too lewd now...

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>>10553425

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>>10553412
>>10553418
>>10553425

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>>10553440

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>>10553433

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>>10553444

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>>10553450

>> No.10553457

>>10553430

That's better. Significantly better. Now a full scene, please.

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>>10553455

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>>10553430
That's better. But she doesn't know you, anonymous. She's not gonna be all lovey-dovey if some stranger comes out of nowhere and starts kissing her neck and hugging and stuff.

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We're not Satori, we gotta communicate through words. Say stuff while you image dump or don't dump at all.

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>>10553457
Well, then. After I kiss her on the forehead she'd get all flustered, but she wouldn't really resist. I'd just snuggle with her for a while, kissing the back of her head and keeping her tight against my body. Then she'd notice that I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Surprise!!! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and we'd live happpily ever after!

>> No.10553484

>>10553469

She can't afford to be picky, considering her position. She'd better take what she gets.

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>>10553478
too tired

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Cute lil' mind reader you got here, /jp/. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to her...

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>> No.10553499

>>10553469
If it was our first meeting I'd be really nice and think about lots of warm cute things and introduce myself, then I'd kiss her on the cheek and say she's cute!

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tweet tweet

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>>10553484
What? That's dumb. She's got her pets.

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>>10553499
To fast.

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>>10553513
What do you mean too fast? Should I say she's cute before kissing her? I thought saying it afterwards was better...

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>>10553496

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>>10553526
There shouldn't be any kissing at all the first time you meet! Geez, anon haven't you ever met anyone before?

>> No.10553538

>>10553526
It'll work out. She'll understand through your thoughts.

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>>10553536
But it's normal where I come from! And I bet former hell is like that too!

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>>10553538
She'll understand, yeah, but that doesn't mean she'll appreciate it.

>>10553546
Or really? And where do you come from, anon?
I wouldn't take that bet.

>> No.10553566

I need more lewd Satori scenes.

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>> No.10553577

>>10553559
I'm not telling you where I come from but former hell is the kind of place where people are warm and close to each other for sure! Yuugi was really happy when I fought her in SA!

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>>10553464

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>>10553577
>former hell is the kind of place where people are warm and close to each other for sure!
I agree with this anon.

>> No.10553590

>>10553566
>>/touhou-project.com/

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>>10553577
And what about everyone else?
Hell is not a warm, welcoming place.

>> No.10553595

>>10553591
Old Hell. Not Hell. They're different.

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>>10553595
Whatever.
Satori don't want random dudes kissing her.

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>>10553604
>Satori don't want random dudes kissing her.
I wouldn't know anything about that, I'm just saying. And sure its welcoming.

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>>10553610
Well Satori's not!

>> No.10553624

>>10553604
she'll have to deal w/it

>> No.10553628

>>10553604
You don't know what Satori wants and I'm not just a dude! I bet she'd like being told she is cute!

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>>10553624
I think that's what she's doing.

>>10553628
Another bet I wouldn't take. All these assumptions are dangerous, anon.
How are you not some random guy?

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>> No.10553669

>>10553656
Whats with Okuu and Orin?

>> No.10553664

>>10553655
He can't be some random dude if he just shows up on Chireidens doorstep one day. Nobody visits them after all.

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>>10553664
Meh.

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>>10553677
Don't feel down anon! You can kiss Satori too! And if you want I'll kiss you too!

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>>10553684
No thanks. I'd rather leave a good impression.

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>>10553688
What better first impression can you leave besides a kiss on the cheek? Where would you kiss her?

>> No.10553713

>>10553697
I'd be the only one in this thread not there to fuck her.

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>>10553697
I'm not going to kiss her, damn it. That's rude.

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>>10553713
But I don't want to do that! If she gets familiar enough with me and trusts me enough to want to feel good like that then that's okay but I'm not gonna force her!

>>10553715
Then what would you do?

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>> No.10553736

>>10553713
I don't want to fuck her either.

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>>10553728
Hell if I know. Introduce myself, get to know her, stuff.

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>>10553741
Ehh? Stuff?

...I think you'd be the one leaving a bad impression, Anon.

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>> No.10553756

>>10553748
Yeah, stuff. I'm not one for planning.
Maybe, but I really, really don't think kissing her as a greeting is a good idea.

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>> No.10553777

>>10553766
That Okuu plush looks awfully familiar...

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>>10553756
Okay... If that's how you feel... Good luck in making a first impression with Satori! I'll be rooting for you!

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>>10553781
Likewise.

>> No.10553829

What are you all talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Satori are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Satori's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible.

You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her. And as you lie atop her flushed body, her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Satori's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

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>> No.10554002

>>10552873
So... how many Satori can you take in a fight?

>> No.10554009

>>10554002
I couldn't bear to hurt Satori.

>> No.10555308
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>>10554002
One or a thousand, I will kill them all!

>> No.10555324

>>10554002
Zero, unless I somehow take one out by pure chance while jumping and flailing my limbs indiscriminately. Otherwise, she knows what I'm going to do and can easily avoid it.

>> No.10556471

>>10553287
>>10553829
I am glad I read this thread.

>> No.10556471,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10553829
hot
I wish I was a girl

>> No.10556471,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10553479
Damn, I just got tricked!

>> No.10556471,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10553287
FUCKING FOUND IT holy shit >>11619585,37

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