/jp/ is currently in the age of mazacon. Our previous age was the era of suck my cock dude. Has the transition been kind to you /jp/?

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Anonymous Thu Feb 28 16:45:12 2013 No.10548807 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/ is currently in the age of mazacon.

Our previous age was the era of suck my cock dude.

Has the transition been kind to you /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 16:48:00 2013 No.10548818 Suck my cock, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 16:51:12 2013 No.10548824 The only thing I like more than a nice penis is a lewd mommy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 16:51:29 2013 No.10548826 File: 161 KB, 480x640, 1291518721727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10548818 Begone, relic of the past.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 16:54:12 2013 No.10548833 What if I want to suck my mom's cock?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 16:55:42 2013 No.10548839 File: 564 KB, 873x1000, 1353736026237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10548833 Wouldn't you rather want to smother your face in mommy's puffy vulva instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 16:56:42 2013 No.10548840 >>10548839 o-ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 16:58:12 2013 No.10548842 MILFs do me harm. This transition has been unhappy indeed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:01:57 2013 No.10548858 >>10548842 says you

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:03:12 2013 No.10548869 >>10548858 Then don't ask.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:03:27 2013 No.10548870 >>10548839 Puffy V's are for lolis only.

Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:07:29 2013 No.10548889
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They were precious times, but sadly normies and faggots will find a way to popularize and corrupt this as well.

It pains me but we needs less threads to keep it alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:10:12 2013 No.10548899 can we use a word that isn't mazacon it's the most annoying buzzword why not just call it a motherfucking thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:21:12 2013 No.10548953 we already have a thread but whatever

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:22:57 2013 No.10548958 >>10548953 a thread? there are like 5 mother threads right now

Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:24:57 2013 No.10548961

>>10548889
If you are middle aged, what would be considered a mother to you now would be normal for you to hit on. Mother complexes are destinied for normality. It's basically the opposite of pedophilia, where it's normal for kids to be interested in each other and then less normal as you get older.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:24:57 2013 No.10548962 >>10548958 oh right. I don't check /jp/ as often as I used to

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:25:57 2013 No.10548966 >>10548839 My mom isn't a loli.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:25:57 2013 No.10548967 >>10548961 nooooo i don't want to age

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:27:27 2013 No.10548970 >>10548961 >pedophilia The appropriate term is "pedosexuality," thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:30:13 2013 No.10548981 No, I prefer cocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:32:27 2013 No.10548993 >>10548970 I happen to like the term philia. Imagine if they changed Philadelphia to Sexualdelphia. It just wouldn't work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:32:57 2013 No.10548995 >>10548970 No way, I prefer "Prepubescent Enthusiast".

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Thu Feb 28 17:33:12 2013 No.10548996
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All eras converge into the present at the same time.

The age of belly and mature midriff, the age of flat and the age of healthiness...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:33:27 2013 No.10548998 >>10548993 But "philia" is reserved for objects. Using the term "pedophilia" implies you think of children as objects instead of people. It's not "homophilia" or "heterophilia," now is it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:35:57 2013 No.10549000 >>10548998 Where did you ever get that rule from? It's completely wrong. Even in the post you quoted, it uses philia to refer to people (brotherly love).

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:39:12 2013 No.10549014 >>10549000 Really? I have heard it a goodly number of times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:40:09 2013 No.10549020 File: 460 KB, 700x594, 78bfcddcdd4d93a82107815254a20b6c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10548996 will the next age be of the fluffy tail?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:40:12 2013 No.10549015 File: 183 KB, 876x1000, suck my peds dude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pedophile >the love of feet

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:42:39 2013 No.10549027 File: 461 KB, 900x1000, 1337085604180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10549020

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:45:25 2013 No.10549039 lol wow what a cool thread

Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:45:55 2013 No.10549040

>>10549014
also -phil, word-forming element meaning "one that loves, likes, or is attracted to," via French -phile and Medieval Latin -philus in this sense, from Greek -philos, common suffix in personal names (e.g. Theophilos), from philos "loving, dear," from philein "to love," of unknown origin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:46:25 2013 No.10549042 File: 927 KB, 1505x1275, 1359198913917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10549027 oh man i just wanna shove my face in her tail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:47:54 2013 No.10549045 File: 295 KB, 1200x1694, both.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10548824 http://exhentai.org/g/549489/bccf9685a0/ Why not have both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:49:24 2013 No.10549048 We are still in the year of our lord LEWD

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:49:54 2013 No.10549049 File: 100 KB, 562x800, 1341600208180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10549042 I wanna shove my face in her ass while her tail waggles over my head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:50:09 2013 No.10549051 File: 199 KB, 645x467, Popeye.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10549045 that's sick

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:51:24 2013 No.10549057 File: 89 KB, 651x442, circlejerk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't have a problem with mazaacon but could there be less roleplaying to go along with it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:51:24 2013 No.10549058 File: 221 KB, 500x707, 1349553445355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm okay with mommies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:52:55 2013 No.10549062 >>10549057 You are faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:52:55 2013 No.10549063 >>10549058 Yukari is a temptress, not a mommy

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:53:09 2013 No.10549071 File: 102 KB, 1024x768, 1349549419369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10549063 That's not Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:53:10 2013 No.10549065 File: 304 KB, 1300x1000, 1356226107229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10549049 Ran has the fluffiest tail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:53:24 2013 No.10549066 >>10549062 He's correct

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:53:24 2013 No.10549067 >>10549057 Please refrain from meanness on this board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:53:39 2013 No.10549069 >>10549063 >He thinks thats Yukari Secondary detected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:55:10 2013 No.10549079 >>10549045 Why does she have vibration lines Is there an earthquake

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:56:24 2013 No.10549082 File: 92 KB, 588x568, 1340784723665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10549071 This picture made me laugh. >>10549065 Yes but I like Momiji a little more, but they both have a special place in my heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:57:09 2013 No.10549086 >>10549079 She's having trouble balancing her boobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:57:55 2013 No.10549089 File: 127 KB, 960x1178, 1359091789937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10549079 Try bending over in that position while carrying around 50lbs of boobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:59:24 2013 No.10549093 File: 1.18 MB, 1100x1400, 1355171016013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A-anon, stop looking at me like that, I'm just an old woman~

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 17:59:39 2013 No.10549095 >>10549086 >>10549089 Thank god this doesn't apply to the ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:02:39 2013 No.10549103 File: 479 KB, 600x600, 1354666715287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:03:09 2013 No.10549111 File: 190 KB, 900x805, 1338514862980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:05:24 2013 No.10549117 File: 221 KB, 849x763, 1354653122603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happened to the sex with youmu age?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:14:54 2013 No.10549148 File: 144 KB, 400x490, 1355356501848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will Parsee ever have /jp/'s love and attention?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:15:54 2013 No.10549154 >>10549111 I would like to marry Udonge, is that legal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:16:24 2013 No.10549157 >>10549148 When /jp/ likes yandere shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:18:09 2013 No.10549164 File: 1.86 MB, 538x282, 1355523170788.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10549148

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:21:25 2013 No.10549175 >>10549157 What's wrong with yandere shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:22:39 2013 No.10549182 >>10549117 What do you think Youmu's feet smell like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:23:10 2013 No.10549185 >>10549154 Yes. But why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:28:12 2013 No.10549207 >>10549175 Nothing, I find it kinda hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:29:09 2013 No.10549214 >>10549148 She has though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:29:24 2013 No.10549216 >>10549182 I don't really care as long as she would make me lick them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:30:39 2013 No.10549220 >>10549185 Cutest outfit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:42:09 2013 No.10549264 >>10549220 I think you're right, she kind of has a cute outfit. I'm sorry for bullying her in the past.

Anonymous Thu Feb 28 18:45:40 2013 No.10549281
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It's just destiny.
This year happens to be the Year of the Snake.
It has been foretold by the ancients that this would be the year of the Mazacon.
As you can see, the newer surge of Kanako threads has directly correlated with Mazacon threads, along with Kanako being associated with motherliness and mazacon themes. This year is her year to shine, in which she is her strongest and sweet feels of Kanako flow through all of us.

Long live our kind, motherly, snake overlord!
Long live Year of the Snake!

Anonymous Thu Feb 28 19:57:21 2013 No.10549524
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>>10549069

If you want to get into canon only, then only Ran really qualifies for this sort stuff. In terms of thread content, canon was thrown out the window a long time ago.

Of course a mazacon thread is going to be filled with secondary stuff. By its very nature that's what it is, since there's barely anything to work with in terms of canon. Going into a mazacon thread and calling someone a secondary is like going into a gay bar and calling someone a faggot.

I don't think it's inherently a bad thing, but opinions may differ. In short, if secondaries bother you, these threads probably aren't for you; you're welcome to stay, but you probably won't have much fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 20:01:50 2013 No.10549547 >>10549524 So you guys admit to being secondaries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 20:07:50 2013 No.10549577 >>10549547 Well, I suppose, except we don't get our idea from fan work. >inb4 lelelelelelel sekondari hahaha umad

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 20:10:36 2013 No.10549591 Mazacon is pig Can't you be lewd towards older girls without disgusting cross-generation incest?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 20:11:36 2013 No.10549596 >>10549591 What if I dicked your mum instead of mine? Would you be fine with that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 20:13:20 2013 No.10549598 >>10549591 I think that's what most of us are. My real mom is old and wrinkly. Never in a century would I think of fucking her I suppose that mazacons are more attracted to motherly figures, rather than their own mothers.

Anonymous Thu Feb 28 22:42:26 2013 No.10550115
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>>10549547

If that's the label you want to use. I've played and beaten the games, but I don't limit my enjoyment of touhou specifically to the canon works. But if that's what puts your mind at ease, be my guest, sport.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 28 23:07:55 2013 No.10550218 Justice to all Freudians!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 12:25:08 2013 No.10551311 >>10550115 The Touhou in the picture you called Yukari is Byakuren you autist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 12:36:23 2013 No.10551333 It is just as the MILF Autist foretold. Truly he is a man of extraordinary vision.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 12:44:53 2013 No.10551366 I guess neutrally? I don't see any of the Touhou gals as particularly motherly, and I'm not into the having sex with your mother thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 12:53:23 2013 No.10551389 Mazacons are the worst kind of Touhou fans

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 12:56:09 2013 No.10551398 >>10551389 seconding this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 12:57:38 2013 No.10551403 File: 547 KB, 800x1132, 1361850457060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is not even human. Pathetic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:02:08 2013 No.10551415 >>10551389 I had an oedipus complex before I found out about touhou. you guys are all secondaries.

>>	naitoknaito Fri Mar 1 13:03:38 2013 No.10551421 File: 376 KB, 500x708, B8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm happy to be alive to see how the best girls get their rightfully attention. At the same time is sad, we're riding the crest of the wave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:05:54 2013 No.10551430 >>10551389 this is what flanshits really believe

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:09:53 2013 No.10551444 hurrrr they're mothers because they're old as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:11:39 2013 No.10551448 >>10551444 no one cares you autismal shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:14:23 2013 No.10551455 File: 1.29 MB, 1047x1500, 1360617550764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buddhists are pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:14:53 2013 No.10551457 >>10551455 no one cares you autismal shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:28:08 2013 No.10551495 >>10551457 No bullying

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:30:08 2013 No.10551501 File: 911 KB, 1400x1800, 1334525064324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big mama ran butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:32:38 2013 No.10551505 File: 952 KB, 1290x1821, 1335265151970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best mommy 2hu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:33:08 2013 No.10551512 File: 1.29 MB, 1500x2142, 2221e2091ad4163ea4d6ebdf3f3735f3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10551505 Yukari is not a mommy, she is a temptress. You will find no motherly love from her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:33:24 2013 No.10551508 >>10551505 Best granny

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:36:53 2013 No.10551522 >>10551512 You mean mattress.

>>	naitoknaito Fri Mar 1 13:37:23 2013 No.10551523 File: 258 KB, 616x890, 241f1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10551508 She's 17 you gerontophile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:38:08 2013 No.10551527 >>10551523 I thought she was supposed to be one of the older Touhou.

>>	naitoknaito Fri Mar 1 13:40:38 2013 No.10551532 >>10551527 Yes she's one of the most ancient and powerful beings in Gensokyo but still 17.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:41:08 2013 No.10551534 File: 960 KB, 1530x1080, 709442364edbf7c5d8441fa6857a3b22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10551523 >>10551527 Shes around 1200 years old.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:42:08 2013 No.10551538 >>10551523 She is a lewd old hag The lewdest of the hags Forever 17 is a lie

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:42:38 2013 No.10551537 >>10551534 what old is loli suwako or Tewi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:44:23 2013 No.10551542 >>10551537 Ancient lolis are still lolis Their bellies prove so Ancient women will always stay women

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:44:53 2013 No.10551543 File: 90 KB, 602x506, 1361729457662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10551537 tewi is like 1300 suwako is the one of the oldest at like 2300. old hags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:45:23 2013 No.10551544 >>10548807 I'm not particularly picky. Some variety would be nice though. /jp/ always has to gorge itself with one trend before moving to the next.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:45:23 2013 No.10551545 >>10551537 Suwako I can't remember, but Tewi is implied to be outright ancient, I believe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:46:08 2013 No.10551557 File: 798 KB, 1000x1483, CanonYukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10551542 but Yukari looks like teen

>>	naitoknaito Fri Mar 1 13:46:38 2013 No.10551555 File: 164 KB, 600x898, Yu4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10551538 That's correct. But you shouldn't forget that it's also a man's duty to swallow a beautiful woman's lies and bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:46:38 2013 No.10551556 File: 517 KB, 1274x1800, 1277690809605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hundred of millions (Stated by ZUN)" Talk about an old hag...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:47:08 2013 No.10551560 >>10551555 I'm not a doormat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:48:23 2013 No.10551561 File: 50 KB, 246x269, 1266533074519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10551534 You don't look a day over 12,000.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:49:08 2013 No.10551564 File: 625 KB, 1000x1000, 33602717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mommy's lewd breasts

>>	naitoknaito Fri Mar 1 13:49:53 2013 No.10551566 >>10551557 Still not as lolish as in BAiJR

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:52:54 2013 No.10551578 >>10551564 too big I want a small chest mommy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:54:38 2013 No.10551584 >>10551556 probably Erin helped in the evolution of the Human Race.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:55:54 2013 No.10551589 >>10551564 Posting spoilered NSFW images is still against the rules.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:57:08 2013 No.10551594 File: 178 KB, 640x800, 1328739398433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10551589 I know. I'm looking forward to walking the 10 steps to my router. I posted it for my homies on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 13:59:38 2013 No.10551600 File: 156 KB, 850x601, 1361850310110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10551594 you're a cool guy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 14:00:53 2013 No.10551606 File: 87 KB, 600x600, aff799e583a5d7c1beca88c7cf28673f.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10551600 Eirin is the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 14:05:09 2013 No.10551624 >>10551621 Surely you don't want moot to lose out on precious user base, do you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 14:05:24 2013 No.10551621 >>10551594 We really need to start making better use of range bans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 14:15:23 2013 No.10551657 >>10551624 Oh but of course. The children are too precious to crack down on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 14:42:32 2013 No.10551727 >>10551657 And don't forget about the passes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 14:49:46 2013 No.10551744 >>10548807 >Our previous age was the era of suck my cock dude. When was i when that happened

>>	Dylan Fri Mar 1 15:24:53 2013 No.10551871 Cool

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 1 17:40:40 2013 No.10552516 File: 86 KB, 400x451, 1347161652788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10551311 I wasn't that guy in the first place. All I did was come in and say that your posts are redundant.

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