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10546680 No.10546680[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, get bent.

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get flipped

>> No.10546712

I hate you, /jp/.
I hate you.

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>>10546684

>> No.10546718

>>10546684

But I don't work for Nvidia.

>> No.10546731

I also hate /jp/. If it wasn't for this board I would be popular with the girls.

>> No.10546734

>>10546731
yeah that is definitely /jp/'s fault

>> No.10546735

>>10546731

Nice try, but I'm afraid you were predestined to be unpopular with the opposite sex. You'll just have to come to terms with it and fuck my butt instead.

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>>10546715
This.

>> No.10546739

>>10546731
The girls all think you are the nicest guy around.

>> No.10546743

>>10546737

That's hot.

>> No.10546746

>>10546731
I got significantly more popular with girls once I came here and started learning japanese. In eroge

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>>10546743

>> No.10546838

>>10546734
hey it's not my fault I'm not popular.

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>>10546746
NICE CARTOONS, NERD

>> No.10546881

>>10546866
Has anyone here ever been yelled at from a car before? As for me, I've been called gay, have had garbage thrown at me, have had oranges thrown at me, have been called cute, had a train horn honked at me, and had some girl flash me.

I do not like go outside very much.

>> No.10546885

>>10546881
yeah a bunch of drunk guys said they were gonna slit my throat from a car window at night once

>> No.10546888

>>10546885
That's horrible. I hope you got away OK.

>> No.10546902

>>10546881
I was walking home after buying some cookies from tim hortons and I had some girls drive by and ask for some.

I offered but then they refused so whatever

>> No.10546907

>>10546888
No he didn't get away.

They killed him and he's posting from beyond the grave.

>> No.10546919

One time when I was meeting someone in a parking lot so I was standing outside of my car when some girl came over and asked if I had a girlfriend and when I said no, she asked if I wanted one, and I said no, and she walked away.

Fucking sluts.

>> No.10546929

>>10546881
I had a milkshake thrown at me once

>> No.10546937

I was offered a blowjob by someone who looked the part for gloryhole spamming on /jp/. He was driving a two door toyota that was rusting apart to the point it looked like it wouldn't survive a strong wind.

>> No.10546941

>>10546885
dude. That's some neighborhood you grew up in.

I've stood around farting around on the sidewalk for long enough to get amusingly mistaken for a drug dealer once, but nobody's ever threatened me. Told me I was an asshole for not buying their drugs in bulk, but hey, I had no money.

>> No.10546950

>>10546881

Some morons yelled insults and threats at me from a car late one night. I just ignored them and they ran out of things to call me, eventually saying something like "Fuck you, you..you.. idiot!".

There was an embarrassed pause before they silently drove off.

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>>10546919
whee, hookers

>> No.10546957

>>10546881
Not really from a car, but I've had someone yell "nerd!" at me while I was playing computer because my window was facing the street.

>> No.10546972

>>10546957
I had that one time too, I shot her at the head.

>> No.10546979

>>10546888
it was really spooky but they just kept on driving

>>10546941
it wasn't even my neighbourhood, I was out of town

>> No.10546983

>>10546881
I shouted "You're a dork!" from a car in high school once at some guy, he didn't even look like a dork

I'm sorry if that was one of you

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>>10546680

>> No.10546986

>>10546983
Maybe it was that guy who cosplays Youmu.

>> No.10546988 [DELETED] 

>>10546986
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

YOMU a DORK LOOOOOOOOOL

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>>10546988
>88

>> No.10546995

What a nice thread.

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>>10546881
No yells, but I've had trucks and trains honk at me so many times. I like to take midnight walks on the nearby motorway/railroad.

To be honest, it's a miracle I haven't accidentally killed myself yet. Huh. So this is what it feels like to have a sudden epiphany while posting on /jp/.

>> No.10547005

>>10546881
I went to a small town to visit a friend while he was in university.

While we were walking down the street, a bunch of frat guys tried to egg us.

They were throwing from the wrong side of the car, so instead of hitting us, they fucked up and smashed the egg across the roof of the car.

>> No.10547013

holy moses...

>> No.10547034

>>10546881
Just carry a piece, god made all men, Samuel Colt made all men equal .

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>>10546680
shove it up your ass

>> No.10547057,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10547057
ok guys i just want to say that i really love le fuck you face

>> No.10547057,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10547057,1
names le donte

>> No.10547057,3 [INTERNAL] 

>le fuck you face was literally 2 years ago
fug

>> No.10547057,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10547057,2

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