Lifestyle of the NEET and famous

[Anonymous No.]

Always remember to take it easy, /jp/, above all else.

How is your NEET day coming along?

[Anonymous No.]

I got a job and ruin your thread with this statement.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to take in a cat. We will cuddle every day and love each other forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Just reading comics and trying to decide what anime to watch next.

[Anonymous No.]

I got sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530163

Work extra hard so I can get a raise in my welfare!

[Anonymous No.]

Just playing some video games.

I was playing with a few of my online friends earlier but they f*cking suck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530154
Stop posting Deen's shit, goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530163

How the fuck did you get a job? I've put out like 70 god damn resumes in my city with a resume of false work experience and I've only had 1 interview.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530395
At least DEEN finishes what they started regardless of how shit it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530397
Did you go to job center?
How big is your city?
How hard is to get an easy job somewhere?

And if you really can't then look somewhere else lol
Also, try training courses. Dunno where you live but in my country job centers offer these and they pay you for attending

[Anonymous No.]

-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Additional message] Please ignore falseNEETs who try to plant doubt in your minds. This is and forever will be the truNEET golden rule, those who disagree don't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530395
Go back to sperging about this on the archive all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530414
Thanks!

Feels good to be truNEET!

F*CK WORK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530414
But without welfare how could I afford living in my basement and buying candy for catching lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530424

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530429
Get parents that love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530429
You think your parents would notice them in there.

[Anonymous No.]

Every night I usually buy a 22 oz of Guinness and a 24 oz tallboy of Busch light and a pack of cigarettes (Marlboro Black Menthol), with my autismbux. I drank the tallboy last night, but didn't drink the Guinness, so this morning (it's 10:30am here) I opened the Guinness and am currently enjoying it. I anticipate spending the next 8 hours browsing the internet and fapping, where then I will go to my Mom's to do laundry, eat a delicious dinner, and watch The Walking Dead.

[Anonymou᠎s No.]

>>10530395
What's that, can't deal with fingers?

Pic related, it kills you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530414
>/jp/ since 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530454
Good. Please take your "epic" memes with you. This is proof that the truNEET message is warding off falsie subhumans.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET has become a prison. At first it seems like paradise, but after years you see how the walls have drawn themselves around you. It becomes a curse which is impossible to shake off.

[Anonymous No.]

I read some comments on both sataku complex and crunchyroll and now I can't seem to take it easy.
I've also been traveling for 5 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530463
False.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530487

What?

>>10530463
Being ostracized by society for simply not conforming to their norms is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530502
>being ostracized

Doing it wrong. That's why you falsies are unhappy, you're not truNEETs. You're just failed normals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530398
>>10530416
>>10530453
Why do people get mad at me when I complain about Deen's shitty Higurashi adaptation? Do they actually think it didn't ruin the whole fandom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530512
Because you bring it up in every thread. It's annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

My cousin wants me to take him hiking, so I'm leaving in about fifteen minutes to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530397
Protip: Use family connections, it's the only way to get a decent job these days.

If your family has none, you are shit out of luck, unless you are charismatic enough to get those connections at a University. But then if you were, you would not be on /jp/ right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Relaxing drinking some hot chocolate in my housecoat. Thinking about going to the shop later for some food, but it seems too cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530463
It's only one if you let it become one.

[Anonymous No.]

is this the blog thread? i normally use tumblr so im new here, got some stories to share about being lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530516
I bring it up in every thread where OP uses a screencap of the anime.

It doesn't get NEARLY enough hate. That's annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

I am eating cereal, wearing a fluffy jacket, and watching rupaul's drag race. What is life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530575
>watching rupaul's drag race

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530398
>umineko
That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530571
I can't help it that I find DEEN's Rika better than the original. 7th expansion can't draw a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530579
I hated it at first, but then I couldn't stop watching it. My name is anon and I am an addict.

[Anonymous No.]

Drinking beer and listening to doujin music

[Anonymous No.]

Replaying Final Fantasy Tactics for the billionth time. This time, I'm going through the PSP version to check it out. Dark Knights are broken as fuck.

I'm almost done with it, but I still need to go through all the sidequests, old and new, and venture down Midnights Deep.

Why is Cid still so overpowered? not that I'd use him, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530630
I'm playing through FF3 for the first time today.

If you've played it could you tell me if there are lots of classes like in FF5, or if this is it. I really liked Blue mage...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530585
So you care more about how good Rika looks than how fucking ruined every single character and plot element is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530638
I'm sorry, I haven't actually played that one. I no longer have a DS, and I wasn't a big fan of the remade 3D DS titles.

I'm sure someone will come along shortly and answer properly, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530646
I know I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530657
That's a grandma.

The real Rika isn't even a character. She is just a plot device.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530646
Yes.
Does this make you mad?
I like it when you get mad, it is cute.

Stop being mad at other peoples likes.
You big fat loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530887
I meant to quote >>10530657

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530944
But I wasn't being mad at anyone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530463
For me, it was different. First months were hell, then isolation helped me a lot and after several more months I have decided that it was fun but never more, I don't want to live like that to the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530944
Why are you trying to be me?
Or are you misquoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530965
What are you talking about? Learn to quote properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530969
You learn to not learn to quote misquotings that you did. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

Awl naturale

[Anonymous No.]

Am I still a truNEET if I trade stocks? I am very worried that I might not be anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531034
You live outside the system. You outlaw.

Fuck the haters.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish neet threads would go to /r9k/, /soc/, or /v/ where they belong

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

thinking about killing my parents to cash out on their life insurance policy

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531055
That's a big decision make sure you talk to them about it first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531046
/r9k/ already has NEET threads.

/v/ has Touhou threads and /a/ has VN threads.

It's CRAZY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531075
Starting NEET threads in /a/ and /pol/ is actually pretty fun. The reactions are hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

have you ever pretended to be dead in front of your pets to see how they would react

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531105
I used to make this thread on /g/ over and over:
http://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/S21547989

Seriously, search that text and read the responses. It's amazing how much people will defend their non-NEET lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

Pissed in my first bottle.

Holy shit, what a rush. Could become very addictive.
I was emptying my pissbottle into the bathroom sink and pissed in the bottle again even togh the toilet was right next to me.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of grades did you all get in school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531359
I used to get good grades (except at PE) even though I didn't study. How about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531339
It's so convenient, I've been doing it for years because the bathroom is on the opposite side of the house from my room and I don't want to walk through the house and put up with my parents talking to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531359
I was top of my class in elementary school, but then in middle school I started skipping school to use my computer, then I dropped out of high school to become a truNEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531384
What about the smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531359
Grades 7-10 As and Bs
11-12 Bs, Cs and I think I got a D once. I attended about 2-3 times a week, sometimes skipping a week here and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531376

I got a few A and B in the subjects I liked, but the rest were D's and below, I dropped out Junior year in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531394
I use bottles with lids and empty them on the garden outside my window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531288
Why is that loli so innocent? I want to lick her ass cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531393
Who was the princess of your elementary school? Did you want to fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531359
Top grades in junior school and early secondary school.
Pretty much all Bs at GCSE.
Cs and Ds at A-level.
Dropping out at university.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531359
Mostly C's in high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531359
Bad. I was in the class for special kids. The teacher treated me like a legit retard even though I was just a bit slower, he would make us walk in a line because some of the kids were really fucking stupid and would get lost in the halls. My worst memories come from music class because we had to share the classroom with the normals so he made us sit in a corner and stay away from all the expensive instruments, and to keep us busy he'd give us a box with triangles. Sometimes he'd put this weird plastic stuff around them to make them silent. One time I took the plastic foil out and started playing it really hard, one of the kids with a guitar complained and said "Teacher, the retards are making too much noise" I felt hurt like I had never been in my entire life and started crying. The teacher asked what was wrong but when I explained to him he didn't understand and called another teacher. She didn't understand either. I kept repeating myself but she turned around and said to him,

"I can't understand a single thing he says" or something like that. School was probably the most traumatic part of my life

It was also a HUGE waste of time. Since they didn't teach us anything (they just made us play with papers and glue all day) I was unprepared for highschool and couldn't make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531450
>The teacher treated me like a legit retard even though I was just a bit slower
>legit
Seems like he was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531413
I would love to fuck an elementary school princess...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531477
"usage of slang" is one of the clinical indicators that medical professionals use to diagnose retardation

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531486
I should hope so. Nobody with a decent IQ is going to be caught talking like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531477
Mayve English isn't his first language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531413
There was a princess in every class, so I don't know which one was the princess of the school.

They were all really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531505
Maybe*

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530397
Find a job that allows you to take it easy anon! Excessive overtime a suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531486
So does that mean I can get welfare if I start using slang more often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531510
No, you need to forget how to express yourself without using slang. Like people who use "fap" out loud, not on the internet, are retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531510
Fit the dysfunctional stereotype anyway you can. Medical problems (need to be more than mild social anxiety here). Poor as fuck (hustled in the projects to survive etc). Fucked up family (abusive, divorce, parent in jail etc.).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531288

yes. they just walk away like they don't care. those fuckers

[Anonymous No.]

i dont want you guys to get my money, i want you to die of starvation, wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531416

Ill assume you weren't much of a studier

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530463

6 years neet etc..etc..he knows whats up.

btw say hi to laquesha for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531450
Retards and the people who give rise to retard offspring should be burned alive and flushed down the toilet in the crematory employees' bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531533
We missed that chance with Romney and not electing some of the craziest GOP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531517
A lot of people in my country say "lol" in real life when they find something slightly funny. They don't even speak English, which makes it even more retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531525
I think animals can smell chemical changes in our bodies..

A few years ago my dad had a heart attack (no worries he's alive and well, and it's all thanks to my cat).

We were sitting down to watch television and my cat started making funny chattering noises (the kind when a cat is stalking an insect/bird) at my dad. We were both confused, because cats don't often make those noises at humans, and my cat never had. Knowing something was amiss I picked up Dally(my cat) and examined him. But nothing seemed wrong. Several minutes later my dad excused himself, saying he didn't feel too well, and was going to lie down. Several minutes later Dally went in his room and shit on the bed. Stinking up the entire room (keep in mind my cat was 17 at the time so we thought he'd gone a bit in old age) I walked in and my dad wasn't awake, shook him, and he wasn't responsive. We called the paramedics and he was rushed into surgery. I miss Dally Doo, he was super awesome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531503
I was in an all-boys elementary school. How sad is that, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531568
>We were sitting down to watch television
Get the fuck out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531570
Not that sad. It's not like you thought about girls all that much then.

Although I'd always get in trouble with the teachers for what was essentially sexual harassment. I even made the girl I liked afraid of me. Why didn't I become a rapist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531568

I miss my Dog very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531570
Catholic much? lol mafias, torture, burnings, civil wars, monasteries and orphanages. And so much molestation!

[Anonymous No.]

teach me how to dougiw]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531589

everybody does it
erry erry body does it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531578
It must be sad if he is a non-homo pedo.

The poor dude never got to talk with a loli, ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531578
What kind of stuff did you do and were you friends/close with the girls you touched?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531578
Tell us about all the lewd things you did with that prepubescent little girl.

It's okay if you fabricate shit as long as it's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531600
>non-homo pedo
Doesn't really exist. Homosex and pedo stuff have been connected since ancient egypt, grease and babylon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531055
Have you read the Hush saga in Batman comics?

Don't do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531613
Until the faggots betrayed the pedos a few decades ago in order to be accepted. Straight pedos exist since that day.

Also, heterosexual pedophilia makes more sense. A shota can't fuck your faggot ass with his weak penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531623
Right. Explain the "Boku no Pico" faggotary, then.

I'm right, you lose, I win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531613
What about every single person in /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531633
All prepubescent boys can ejaculate in hentai.

I. FUCKING. HATE. THAT. It's even worse than Rustle's lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530512
Because it isnt shit you sperglord

[Anonymous No.]

Do a good deed;
Kill a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531635
I guess I could make a "what about every ____ in your ___" grade joke, but I can't muster up the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531648
Do a good deed. Eat a squid.

[Anonymous No.]

Lately I've been pretty annoyed by how little I prioritize my hobbies with all the free time I have. I'm a terribly cultured person so I should be spending all the time I have either finishing a game, watching a movie or going through an anime/manga series, but instead I just find myself mindlessly sitting on my office chair and doing nothing.

Is there some sort of NEET motivator that makes you more engaged towards your hobbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531663
I'd eat her squid if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531652
I like grade jokes. Especially they come from a loli's delicious mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty swell, except !bar is bullying me on /ota/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531673
You deserve to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531664

There is nothing you can do except fight it or pick up something to learn as an extra filler in your day. Next you'll be sleeping at random times for no reason. The final stage would be not doing anything and spending all your time here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531568

thanks for the weird story, dude. my condolences about your cat creature thing being dead

[Anonymous No.]

I'm at the final episode of a cartoon series I'm watching, but I don't want it to end. It'll make me cry.

What should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531673
Cool viral marketing, bro.

Fucking desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531705

Watch it and cry then pick up another cartoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531705
Mona the vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531702
We all know you're upset about your /ota/ ban, Trevor. There's no need to lash out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531705
End yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531705
Buy a loli and watch the whole cartoon again with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531705
Make up your own ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531705

I also want to reply to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531720
I'll reply to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531718
But you are Trevor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531724

Thank you!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531739
That's not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531705
Get heavily drunk, then finish it. Drink more once it's over and blog about it on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531749
It wasn't a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531762
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_filename=1360174493434&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_res=post

Nice try, Trevor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531749
We can all tell from your image names that you're Trevor, stop digging yourself deeper into that hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531762
Epic anime screenshot, /v/ro.

Sticky this shit, mootles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531774
>>10531769

Okay you know hes Trevor. Now what are you going to do? Stop helping him shit up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531781
He's actually not but it's fun watching people insult him by calling him me.

I bet his butt is pretty flustered right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531747
It's what tru tomodachis are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531774
These filenames are standard CCCP screencaps. Don't tell me you use some inferior player like VLC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531781
>Trevor
What is this some kind of Magical Trevor youtube bullshit or some fucking shit

shut up

[Anonymous No.]

YOU
YOU
DOUBLE RIKA

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531794
>>10531795
Cool script Trev-kun

[Anonymous No.]

Not using MPlayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531799
>Magical Trevor

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit, nigga.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhKg0F49MHY

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531810
Yeah
Yeah
Yeeeaaahhh
The cow is back

[Anonymous No.]

Savlonic is the best Weebl.

http://youtu.be/9qY2MOe8j2M
Worst Savlonic, but it's about Japan and has kaiju and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531810
I spent a good portion of my middle school career doing nothing but watching that in the computer lab along with the Star Wars Gangsta Rap flash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531793

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531824
WE GOT DEATH STAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531827
Why did Flash artists ever think radial gradients for shading were a good idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531824
It's not the east nor the west side.
(No it's not.)

It's not the North nor the South side.
(No it's not.)

It's the dark side.
(You are correct.)


How about those Tales of the Leet flashes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531825

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531830
YOU ONLY NEED TO CLICK ONCE, FOOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531821

i like that song

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531830
That's just how it was back then, which was a while ago.

[Anonymous No.]

HELP YOURSELF TO ANYTHING IN THE FRIDGE

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp-Ys_iFwnM

Anyone have a version that's doesn't have its audio tweaked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531842
Knock him out the box, Luke.

[Anonymous No.]

SHOOT THE CIRCLE WITH THE GRADIENT
OOH BUBUBUB
FUCK THE POLICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531851
Woah, that thing is still around?

[Anonymous No.]

I got no fuckin job. Want more money though. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531834

Thank you for making my day a little brighter.

I'm going to sleep now before something ruins this good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531861
When other people start saying this, are you going to sell T-shirts or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531860
I hope you sleep well, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530534
Or you could get a good degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531891
Y-you mean my degree in pop culture is useless? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531891
What do you mean my black transgendered womyn studies degree is useless?
I blame the patriarchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531906
what did you learn there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531929
we studied gangam style and redbit memes

[Anonymous No.]

I'm on probation and my probation officer keeps threatening to violate me and take me to court because apparently being employed is a part of my probation terms.

I have a 3 yr probation sentence and I've got 10 months to go, and I was employed for about 14 of the 26 months I've been on probation.

Would a judge actually lock me up for being unemployed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530534
good advice. I have a degree in Italian Studies and got my current job thanks to my parents

Just ask your mom or dad if they know anyone who runs a business. You'd be surprised. I get minimum wage but I sit around doing nothing so it's a fair trade off

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532064
What are you on probation for? Please be as specific and detailed as possible. Use names if you can.

[Anonymous No.]

oneechan, i want to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532090
public lewdness

as you know, the United States is under feminist rule, so "crimes" like this are met with severe punishment from these batshit crazy cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532105
Did you ask someone if they would suck it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532105
if it bothers you, maybe you shouldn't be waving your dick around in public, dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

I have absolutely nothing to do and I am bored as hell..

[Anonymous No.]

My, my. An awful lot of blogging in this thread. It's sort of getting my knickers in a bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532112
He probably just got back from a party with his "bros" and was drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

Please add me on Skype and talk to me, I need desperate attention: coolbear.23

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532064
Also depends on how long you've been unemployed at a single given time I would think. If you haven't done anything for an entire year then it looks like you aren't trying much. Getting a shitty McJob shouldn't take that long especially if you have experience.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532105
get out of /jp/ faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531644
I could ejaculate at 12 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531359
Bs and As in middle school
Mostly Bs, with a few As, a few Cs and an F in high school
All As in college

[Anonymous No.]

I got my grandfather's motorcycle running today. I've been riding it for a couple hours now. It runs alright, a bit jerky at higher speeds and it doesn't idle, but it runs and it's able to be ridden. As it is now it's just too scary to ride on streets with cars. Having an idle would be most reassuring thing on that bike so you don't have to manage the brake, clutch, and throttle at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

my mom and dad have no friends so no connections

no job for me ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532625
Is that a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532634
not necessarily

but having no money sucks, I'm not on welfare

[Anonymous No.]

My mother told me she got a letter from my incarcerated father's lawyer stating that he has a little over $10 million stored in an offshore bank accounts and the case trying to prove the money was obtained illegally doesn't have enough evidence, and quite the contrary, so it's being thrown out. Supposedly my father has also found religion while in prison so he wants to make up for never being there when I was younger.

First, I feel I should not even believe this. How feasible is something like this to even happen in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532625
That's what job placement programs are for. Connections are for rich kids whose jobs consist of getting blowjobs from secretaries. Like the President of the United States.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been wearing the same glasses for the past 10 years and the frame is just about broken. I haven't been to an optometrist alone but whats the rough estimate of how much I should pay? I checked the sites online but they never list them...also having anxiety about doing something on my own since my mom was always with me when I got new glasses. I can just get the prescription and order some frames online?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532684

nice VN idea

[Anonymous No.]

This..
This isn't a Rika thread.
Fuck you, OP

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have any advice regarding seeing a psychiatrist? My mother is making me go to one tomorrow and I don't really know what to expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532684
I have no idea if things like that happen. Just don't get scammed. Be very cautious if your mother is stupid. Don't let her do things quickly or on her own. Don't be obedient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532750
I think those are the ones that just give you drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532754
Forgot to say: don't accept explanations easily, read between the lines of any instructions you get, verify everything starting with that letter. If something seems wrong, maybe you should go to the police. Even replying to the letter might be a mistake. The most important thing is to be assertive.

[Anonymous No.]

Earlier when I popped into my aunt's house for a few minutes one of my cousins poked me in the back like she normally does and it was somewhat comforting and made me feel very happy. She has the nicest laugh in the world and just thinking about it makes me smile and blush. I've never seen her wear pants either, which is nice. She's usually in some sort of sundress or tshirt and skirt. She's so short and cute, you just want to pat her on the head when she's nearby.

I can't believe I have a crush on a nine year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532952
Guess you're the token creeper for the family.

[Anonymous No.]

awful. I decided to try the thread yesterday and add other NEETs from /jp/ and I got a brony and a normalfag from /v/.

no wonder everyone avoids those threads like they're spray-on-AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532750
don't say enough to incriminate yourself, psychological examination is 10% inane questions and 90% waiting for you to slip up so they can diagnose you as whatever they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533002
I guess so.

>>10533019
I don't know what you're adding people on, but anyone who wants people to add them is always likely going to be some crossposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533035
>likely going to be some crossposter.
Yeah but I can't even think of a reason for that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533039
For them to want to be added is reason enough. Just goes hand in hand with the whole socializing thing people like to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533053
you're probably right. the people I want to add aren't the people who add anyone anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532952
>it was somewhat comforting and made me feel very happy
>She's so short and cute, you just want to pat her on the head when she's nearby.
that's how cute little kids are supposed to make you feel dipshit

>just thinking about it makes me smile and blush
>blush
whoa there buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533069
If it makes you feel better, we have no blood relation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532786
>>10532754
I'm very skeptical over the whole thing right now. I guess time will tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533088
I trust you're actually a student or employed like most of the anons here. Don't do anything perverted. Be a good role model and help out if you can. I had a nice cousin who used to come over to play vidya alot. She was really shy but gentle and wanted to be a nurse. Then we moved and drifted apart. Last time I heard she did drugs, dropped out of HS, ran away from home and is now pregnant. She's only 19 give or take. I can't begin to think what the fuck went wrong during the teen years. If you can help it, don't let that happen to yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533237

please don't cry konata

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533237
I'm NEET, but I don't really see what that has to do with being a decent person. Ever since I've known her I've been NEET so it's not like she saw me stop school or never get a job.

I'm obviously not going to do anything to her but sometimes when she sits you can see her panties, so I sometimes peek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531865

[Anonymous No.]

nite /jp/

see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533284
Goodnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw its 3:30am and you always wanted to go for a night time walk but you live in the ghetto so you cant go for a walk or you will get shot, mugged, and raped and not always in that order

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533291
Buy a gun

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I'm posting from my phone during my lunchbreak at work. So, not well

I just want to take it easy /jp/. Why does the outside world have to insist that I can't just do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533314

Cause you gotta contribute to muh society

Being unhappy and working is better than happy and not working

[Anonymous No.]

I hate when I wake up so early at 7 AM, makes the morning go by so much slower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533291
Consider slinging dope. You'll become a star of your neighborhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533362

If he is scared of walking down the street they will just steal his drugs and money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532705
If you're planning on using the same lenses, and you know which store they were bought from, there's a small chance you might be able to just buy the frames and have the lenses put on, which would be cheap. Unless you buy brand, the frames are only a fraction of the cost.
More than likely, is that they've stopped stocking those frames and you'll need to get new lenses or have the old ones cut, in which case you might as well have your eyesight checked and buy new glasses. This could go anywhere from 150-500, depending on how bad your eyesight is, though lenses past 200 usually means they have to have it specifically made for you. If your eyesight hasn't deteriorated much in the past ten years, you probably don't have anything that bad.

If you only have slight near/farsightedness and nothing else wrong with your eyes, you could try buying non-prescription glasses, which might cost as little as 20€.
If you do need a prescription, keep in mind that the glasses are cut to work best at a specific distance and angle from your eyes, so there's a reason you'd need proper frames, though in a pinch you could just jury-rig it.

To make it short, generally the thicker your lenses are, the more they'll cost. Checking your eyesight probably costs around 60€, though I have no idea where you live.

[Anonymous No.]

I might be looking for a job today.

Or maybe I'll browse /jp/, grind kanji, and masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

I was supposed to go to the job center to introduce myself. After living off my parents and mental institutions for 6 years, everybody lost hope in my recovery and now I have to get autismbux. Didn't make it to the job center because of a union strike. I doubt they will accept that as an excuse, because I should have known of the strike. But I'm a neet, not some kind of person who watches the news. My social worker will have to deal with that. Seriously, what do they expect?

I have lots of things to do every day and I frankly can't keep up with local news. Learning japanese, working out with a full free weight set in my apartment and I have to watch a lot of anime series every day. Not to mention preparing meals. I have to keep my body and mind in optimal condition.

Then I worked out, watched lewd anime and masturbated. I'll maybe watch one of the Oscar movies and then go to bed early, I have a lot of reps to do every morning and I need to be well rested, so I go to bed at 8 PM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10530154

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532064
Yes. If their a dick judge, and there is plenty of them out there.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I saw my sensei's pantsu.
Too bad it wasn't as good as in my eroges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531861
Thank you for the pic, made me feel alot better when I read it. Haven't laughed that hard in along time.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't use Rika to shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531714

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532952
That's cute, dude. Protect her so that she doesn't turn into a whore in 2-3 years..

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532952
That's cute, dude. Protect her so that she doesn't turn into a whore in 2-3 years.

[Anonymous No.]

Today the first thing my mom said to me after I woke up was "Go look for a job"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10534903

Naaa naaaa, why don't you get a job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10533765

Thanks for sharing. You sound like a very interesting person. I hope things get better for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Any other NEETs with a short attention span?

I can't even watch anime or tv shows without alt tabbing 5 times to check 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

woke up at 3pm local time, had a fap, then I'm going to keep working on this email I've been trying to write for a week.

I've been trying to drink less alchohol since the other night when I made myself sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10535935

Yeah. I can't really watch anime anymore, I read manga sometimes because I can just start and stop whenever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10535935

Yeah. I tried using Adderall but all I did was dance for four hours straight. Now I just sleep all day. There's no saving us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10535935
I have to force myself to watch anime, which is sad. like >>10536019, I can still read manga though. When I try watching anime I'll get like 10 minutes in, check my 4chan threads, and then not watch the rest of the episode. Finally I just say fuck it and exit the anime episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531309
so that was you

fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10535935
I can't don't anything else other than mindlesly browse the net with some background music, everything else is too much for my fried brains to handle. Not even manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536371
>fried

drugs or just years of non use?

I'd like to think competitive videogames have at least kept my reflexes quick

[Anonymous No.]

I keep my mind active by debating people on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531861
I am laughing so much at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536401
Alcohol from an early age and years of internet overuse

[Anonymous No.]

my parents won't let me get a dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536473

Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536473
I got a dog three days ago
She is nice, I think we will be good friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536473
You should not let them get a dog and see how they like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536513
don't rape her anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536559
you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536516

I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536566
hey man, you never know with the type of people on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10535935
I just have problems motivating myself to start something. Once I do that I enjoy myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536592
do it for your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10535935

Yall niggas need multiple monitors. You don't have to always keep your eyes on the subs if you have that kind of problem.Only look at the other monitor when it's interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

If I were a little girl I would let the dog put its penis inside me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536623
well good thing you aren't you lewd slut

>>10536620
true, my graphics card is only a shitty GTX 460 so I don't trust it not to fry on multiple monitors

maybe when I upgrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536633
It'd be OK because little girls can't be lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536620
I'm ok with a single monitor since if I'm watching anime I usually don't do much else as I am most of the time and I'm good at multitasking otherwise. Though sometimes when I'm doing music related stuff the screen gets cluttered as shit because I need to have so much windows and programs open at once. Don't think that's worth an extra monitor though and my graphics is just a shitty Nvidia 9800GT. I also have a very small Dell flat screen monitor I picked up years ago for cheap at a pawn shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536633
>true, my graphics card is only a shitty GTX 460 so I don't trust it not to fry on multiple monitors
>Shitty GTX460

Son, Nvidia cards run multiple screens just fine since before the 9900 series even. The GTX460 can run most games on high, so it won't have any problems with running another screen while you're watching cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536620

I have two monitors but if I don't watch the subtitles I don't know what is going on. I only understand white people languages.

>>10536633

I have the same graphics card and it's fine. They aren't very high resolution monitors though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536633
>GTX 460
Your graphics card could easily handle three high resolution monitors. Don't worry about it.

What do you think people with multiple monitors did in the past with less powerful cards? Magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536633
try living with an integrated 9100

[Anonymous No.]

My mom took me on a two hour walk just now to berate me for not finding a job in 5 months and telling me she's going to kick me out of the house in two weeks if I don't find something.

What kind of suicide attempt should I make that'll convince them to leave me alone, but won't do permanent damage or leave markings that might bother me in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536800
I don't know but your mother took you for a long walk and called it punishment? That's the strangest thing I ever heard of for punishment. My mother just turns into a screaming zombie when she's really mad at me and tries to take away and break my stuff. It's like trying to actually fend off a zombie but the catch is you can't seriously hurt it or kill it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536800
I'm not sure about the permanent damage, but popping loads of pills will not leave any mark

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536800
drink windshield wiper fluid

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536818

My mom is like his mom but even nicer that it is almost scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536800
It will probably backfire and they'll end up annoying you even more by trying to turn you into a normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

so ive been a NEET for the last 7 years

decided to read my grandmas email and search my name, found this

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536800
Easy, when she kicks you out of the house, walk to the other side of the street and lie down. Then wait until she lets you in again or the cops arrest you for vagrancy. If you get arrested, you have free food and shelter, so all's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536800
Instead of suicide, you should chimp out and start smashing stuff, breaking windows, ruining the neighbor's car, throwing shit everywhere, this kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536840
My mom is nice most of the time and doesn't complain about me much. But mine usually likes to talk down to me and mock me a lot.

>>10536841
Yeah how would they go about forcing you out anyways if you refuse to move and have nowhere else to go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536858
>eah how would they go about forcing you out anyways if you refuse to move and have nowhere else to go?

The police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536841

And this. If I try a suicide attempt (and I did once) she will do everything she can to calm you down. When you let your guard down, she inches her way in to change your personality. Like today,I did something pretty "normal" that made my mom really happy,and then she started rubbing my shoulder telling me that my brother would help me get a girlfriend. (She found out after coming home and seeing him with his girlfriend). My brother is a completely different person and takes 1:30 minutes in the bathroom every fucking morning like hes preforming a satanic ritual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536853
Marry your computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536865
For what? Not doing anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536881

yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536853
>can't handle the blossoming romance between you and your computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536892
I don't know what they could possibly do to me for doing nothing but if my parents do then whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

if you don't live in the ghetto get arrested when you go homeless

spend time in the prison library and no one bothers you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536881
Trespassing is something. If your parents don't give you permission to stay, that's what you are doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536914
You must be scandinavian or really delusional to think that's a viable option

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536853
For shame, it isn't even 18 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536914
>>10536935
This reminds me, how exactly does prison rape occur so much? I read articles with surprisingly high statistics of prison rape. Shouldn't it be hard to pull off? What are security doing?

Do you get any sort of compensation at all if you were just in for some minor misnomer or were wrongly accused, then get your anal cavity torn apart and contract AIDs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536956
>how exactly does prison rape occur so much
a nigger bludgeons a skinny cracker with his gigantic fists and then rapes him

>Shouldn't it be hard to pull off
why would this be hard to pull off

>what are security doing
not caring

>Do you get any sort of compensation at all if you were just in for some minor misnomer or were wrongly accused, then get your anal cavity torn apart and contract AIDs?
oh man are you 8 or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536978
There have been some cases of prisoners suing the state for breach of rights in rape cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536956
>minor misnomer
You may be assigned to a minimum security place without hard criminals then. Chances of assrape would be lower with white collar tax cheats versus murdering gangbangers.

>wrongly accused
You may get some compensation but it's an uphill battle. The authorities don't like admitting those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536956
>What are security doing?
The guards are only human too. Things work best when the prisoners and those who guard them get along. One way to keep the peace is to turn a blind eye to some things in return for overall better behaviour. No one really cares if the biggest group in jail gangrapes some scrawny nobody. Especially if that prevents them from doing more violent things and hurting guards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536995

It really could be considered as "cruel and unusual punishment"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537011
Doubt guards would be willing to stick out their own necks to guard an aspie neckbeard all the time either. Prisoners don't have a gun to their head 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I fill my time now anime has become boring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537059
Increase posting time on /jp/ and /ota/. We need people like you.

[Anonymous No.]

My lip skin is peeling and it's driving me insane

Doctors keep giving me different creams but nothing works. The dead skin builds up and they don't know why. Fuck fuck fuck.

I want to rip off the hanging skin but I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537076
I accidentally chew mine off when I am not thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536935
no

most prisoners spend their time playing each other

no one cares about library

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537076
I get that too because I bite my lips a lot. My lip is burning because I just ripped off a piece of skin on a while ago. I can't stop tearing the skin off of them. In fact if I ever see any loose skin on me I need to tear it off. I just like tearing off my skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537076
I have eczema, so I have dry skin. What I've found helps is removing/biting off what dry and dead skin you can from your lips, and putting vaseline on them before you go to sleep. Not a lot of vaseline, just enough to lubricate them. When you wake up they should be a little softer. If you repeat this over a few nights it should help.

[Anonymous No.]

mfw I truNEET all over da floor and tell my mom to clean it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537123
I never put anything on them but I do rip off what I can, it bleeds a bit much sometimes but no big deal since there isn't anyone around when I do start tearing at myself. It burns a lot after but I get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537131
You're supposed to blame it on the dog you dumb fuck.

Bonus points if your parents beat the dog so hard that it dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537185
That's not very nice. Please stop bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537185
if you don't have a dog then the trick is to break a window and say a homeless person did it.

bonus points if they go and beat the homeless person so badly he dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537208
No. If he's going to use my meme I'm gonna bully him until he learns his lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537336
Come on, big boy. Teach me a lesson. ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537336
>>10537416
/jp/ pls. Can we keep this a buttsex-free zone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10537425
hey there big boy

sucky sucky?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you would like to go to prison to take it easy but they dont have internet there like in glorious scandinavia

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531359
All As in Primary School. Bs and Cs for Years 7, 8 and 9. Mostly As and 1 or 2 Bs in Year 10. I'm still to finish final year because I've been ill for over 4 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531339
You empty it into the sink? That's fucking disgusting. Empty it into a toilet or at least a bathtub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531578
I used to shove girls into the boys' bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531664
You need to either find things you are super interested in. Or, become super motivated by your hero. Who motivates you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10532750
Don't take drugs. Don't take drugs. Don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10538017
but anti depressants and prozac can make him feel happy anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>10538017
>Don't take drugs
>Stay Miserable

Good Advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10538390
>what are side effects

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536956

I don't think it happens that often. I have a few friends that spent some time in prison but I don't really want to ask them because if they did get raped I would feel bad for asking. I am pretty sure it's just a way for people to scare us so we don't go to prison for free room and board.

[Anonymous No.]

I just fucked up my chance to get driver's licence for car and because of this, I have to go by buss and I also have to pay if I want to try getting that licence again. So yeah, I basically just lost fuckloads of money and everyone will be dissaponted in me or will laugh at me. My mom was with me there and after failing I started to cry, because I just cant take heavy failures well and so I even embrassed myself. I have car already so I cant just give up on this like I usually do and I feel depressed as fuck. I also finally finished reading JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and I dont know what to read next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10538915

Read Initial D. I've never read it so I don't know if it's any good but it has cars on the front. Maybe if you read that it will help you pass your test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10538939
I had completely forgotten that manga. I was going to read it one point, but for some reason I didnt. I'll go download it and read it when I'm on better mood.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really not a NEET since I study, but I'm off school for the rest of the week so I'm not doing anything at the moment.

Is this the everyday life of a NEET? Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10539224

It depends on the person. Some people think going to work and school is fun. If you think that way you will hate it. I think those are mostly boring people who aren't quite smart enough to figure out what to do on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10539295
It's funny that people dismiss NEETs as being unmotivated as a group failing to consider that they could be just as much if not more motivated than the average person just with different goals and aims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10538915
I failed the learners test 8 times

[Anonymous No.]

>>10541235
it costs $15 to take it too, so much wasted money

I bet they laugh at me behind my back everytime I visit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10539224
Are you Australian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10538390
>He doesn't know the side-effects
Treating depression with drugs is very, very bad. My brother was taken to a clinic because he was depressed and they jacked him up on anti-psychotic drugs. They fuck with you. Depression is something that can easily be cured, by addressing the cause. There is always a cause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10538085
Zoloft and valium are fine, but they can easily be prescribed by a GP. Psychiatrists always want to put you on high-powered drugs. Don't let them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10531477
>a bit slower

So what, you were autistic? If you are clearly making non-rhythmic noise and being a nuisance, then you clearly are a bit retarded. The kid seems like a jerk, but not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10536818
Just like my mom. It's even worse of they go to get physical with you and hurt themselves, than blame you.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, I need your assistance

I have a best friend who I watch anime and play video games with, and we eventually want to move in together. I also trap for him

Want to be NEET and just stay home together, but we're not autistic enough for bux. I have nearly $5k saved away, with more coming due to work. I should have $15k by mid 2014. If we move on, with 6 months of rent paid off atleast, could I invest a good portion of it by day trading and survive?

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED HELP

>at work
>reading manga on the computer like usual
>Human resources tells me to go their office
>5 of them sitting behind a desk
>they ask me about my day and how I've been
>"So, anon, can you tell me what's this?"
>they flip the monitor
>they start scrolling through my browsing history
>bunch of k-on and strike witches yuri, mostly H
>"its a... uh... romantic comedy"
>"I see. How old are these girls?"
>"17"
>they all laugh
>they ask me if I've ever been sued and if I have any idea how expensive legal firms are
>supposed to pick up my last check next Tuesday

is there anything I can do?
I haven't signed anything yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>10542067
Hi /pol/!

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

they say money can't buy happiness

what a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>10542068
Claim Autism bucks through gender confusion making it hard for you to work, let alone tolerate being outside. How do you think all those nutty people who shout cis scum on the internet make a living, now one ever hires people like that. You can google up a few forums discussing this, if you can stand the company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10542076
Thats too much work though, I just want to take it easy.

I used to be able to claim social anxiety, but my therapist has made me manage it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10542079
Should have changed therapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10542097
Too late. I like not being anxious. Too bad I can't claim disability though.

[Anonymous No.]

>this was back in middle school
>since as long as I can remember I had a phobia
>this phobia was of public restrooms.
>I was scared about doing *it* in public
>I made sure to never use a public toilet, ever
>until that fateful day at school
>I was in 7'th grade
>dad got a promotion at work, was happy as fuck, decided to make a huge breakfast the first day he would go to work after the promotion
>everyone at home is happy, pancakes, eggs, bacon, french toast, ect.
>I eat like a homeless man who just won the lottery and decided to go to an all you can eat chinese place

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>>10542124
>I was scared about doing *it* in public
it's not uncommon, you tend to only willingly use toilets you are comfortable and familiar with, that is unless you really have to go, in which case you overcome that fear very easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>10542124
>finish breakfast, start going to school
>feel awesome, dad is so nice now and the breakfast kicked ass, nothing can make this day happen
>right as I go through the big doors to get inside school it happens
>*buuurgh* a great evil has awoken in my stomach
>I think for a split second about using the restroom
>doesn't matter, bell rings and teachers telling everyone to hurry up and get to class
>rush in, take seat, pray to the ancient norse gods for help through my time of need
>stomach continues to rumble, even louder, it sounds like mount vesuvius is going to erupt in my pants
>girl next to me turns and looks at me funny, even she can hear it
>right as teach starts reading kids names for attendence, sharp pain goes through me like a sharp sword into my side
>it begins, I know it cannot wait any longer
>stand up, demand to use the restroom
>teacher can't even say anything before I rush out
>go to the boys bathroom, somehow I'm going to make it
>there are three boys in there, 8'th graders, bullies
>they block my way to the bathroom stall
>can no longer hold back the waves of fluid from inside me, it forces its way out
>as this happens one of them knocks me to the ground

I can't remember anything after that, I blacked out. The next think I remember is waking up in the hospital, somehow I got a broken nose, my clothes were torn, and my parents were looking down at me in the hospital bed. My mom asked how I was, I said I was okay, and after that the doctor cleared his throat to get my attention. I looked over and with a straight face he said the words I will never forget, they haunt me to this day, "Son.. you shit your pants"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10542067
It may seem obvious, but I know for a fact that you DO NOT have any right to computer privacy at your work place here. Even bringing/using your own personal devices at work can be regulated by your employer if they are in your terms of employment. You may want to talk to a lawyer on this since this is evidence of unprofessional conduct (a single count can get you easily fired in non-unionized zero tolerance places). You've already confirmed you were the one who accessed those lewd images too (5 professional witnesses even though you didn't sign anything).